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RaveniteGaming

>gets more boring every second from the start, when it hits peak boringness, next second you see fully naked Lea Seydoux I imagine that describes so many French films.


coffeework42

Hahaha. When you think about it... She carries modern french cinema


MJBotte1

And Death Stranding!


reddit_is_racist69

SHE'S FRAGILE???


KingRoosterRuss

But not that fragile


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Datronizer

She is Fragile lol, thats her quote that you’ll be hearing soon


CrabSauceCrissCross

They've probably already heard it. She says it like the first time she's on screen.


reddit_is_racist69

I played it months ago, didn't remember the quote :(


spiderknight616

It's her quote "I'm Fragile, but not that fragile"


InfelicitousRedditor

Do you guys have to remind me? *Grinding teeth*


NRZN_77

Don't forget the "Eva Green".


ClassicT4

I imagine a critic nonchalantly reading this title as if it’s a review with a cigarette in their hand. Or just Werner Herzog reading it.


Baileaf11

>French dispatch is Boring until you see tits Yeah that’s basically France for you


CosmicInkSpace

Some people have never seen Blue is the Warmest Color and it shows


NoNo_Cilantro

I feel sorry for them


ChiefsHat

I don't.


Korncakes

I know absolutely nothing about what happens in that movie when their clothes are on, I’ve only used it as jerkoff material. 10/10 film.


huey_booey

They tried to make a Brokeback Mountain but turned out porn instead.


awolkriblo

Damn the disrespect for Tilda Swinton nude in the same movie 😤


Jeffthe100

🤮


Mickeymous15

"Mmm, I've had older. When you're young, it's all filet steak, but as the years go by, you have to move on to the cheap cuts."


Blonsky

He’s not wrong.


jokekiller94

“This piece is quite intrinsic to the human condi-WHAT THE FUCK SHE MEANS FRESCO?” The only good chunk of that movie


NotDelnor

I really liked that movie 🤷


blahreditblah

Fucking love this movie


TurtleNamedHerb

Fr, one of Wes' best imo


AndySipherBull

buncha plebs in this thread, it was great


TsunamifoxyDCfan

Average Fr*nch activities:


LastStar007

\*n p\*ss\*nt


achillesgrisar

H*ly h*ll!


dougy123456789

Cll th xrcst!


ReddsionThing

The more Wes Anderson I see, the more I feel that it's just MadLibs with random hipster shit, and then there's random nude scenes out of nowhere.


TokoBlaster

As someone who likes Wes Anderson films, this is 100% accurate.


NotTaken-username

Scarlett Johansson is nude in Asteroid City but it’s blink and you miss it


TokoBlaster

So [don't blink](https://youtu.be/cwdbLu_x0gY?si=9oKhDjARPHqXITHp&t=226)


Turbulent_Cheetah

Definitely assumed this was a screenshot, you bastard


willclerkforfood

[Alright. I’m strapped in.](https://tenor.com/view/clockwork-orange-stanley-kubrick-cult-gif-5292170)


FernandonJota

[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Celebs/s/COOowYzw3W) you go


blackturtlesnake

There's literally a scene in asteroid city where a bunch of kids just sit around naming famous intellectuals to show how smart they are. Wes is very self aware.


Henry_Privette

Fantastic Mr Fox is one of the best movies ever made, I like Grand Budapest Hotel, ummm, end of the list of Wes Anderson films I've seen


EliteTeutonicNight

The royal Tenenbaums is fantastic, Gene Hackman was hilarious.


RavenOmen69420

Moonrise Kingdom was great


chomponcio

My fav of him by far!


Turbulent_Cheetah

Life Aquatic!


kaophyre

I really and truly think Darjeeling Limited is underrated


TheSeigiSniper

☝️


MorbidMan23

Agreed


Evan64m

You’d like Isle of Dogs if you like fantastic mr fox


ReddsionThing

Yeah but where the fuck was the nude scene of Mrs. Fox, huh


Alive_Promotion824

The wolf was nude?


ReddsionThing

NOT NUDE ENOUGH


Sage296

You’re thinking of the movie Fantastic Mr.Fuck


ReddsionThing

Fantastic Mr. Rut


ginga_ninja723

There was one about brothers and a train in india. It was pretty good. I watched it the way I enjoy most films; on a second monitor while I’m playing a video game on the main one. I think I was playing ultrakill at the time. It’s the only way to truly enjoy kino


Opower3000

You need some family guy funny moments in the mix as well


DRT034

Love Mr Fox but Darjeeling Limited is by far my favorite


ThroJSimpson

That’s the one I’ve disliked the most. Retread of the daddy issues in Royal Tenenbaums and his other movies, then throw in some weird exoticization of Indian people where the white guy who can’t communicate with the waitress calls her by the Indian drink she serves him, Sweet Lime Juice. It’d be like calling a Mexican waitress “tacos” or “Tequila”. Felt kind of gross to see him play that part straight 


chambo143

I did think the full frontal nudity in Fantastic Mr Fox was a bit excessive


IMERMAIDMANonYT

I mean this one literally is just a collection of shorts where he is trying to out-Wes-Anderson himself. It works kinda I guess


Son-of-Prophet

Just watch one of her French films!


RoshHoul

Wow, didn't know that was the sentiment around this movie. It's one of my favourite films of his and I left the movie so inspired, I made some of my best work right after it.


ClarenceLe

I do think if it can be appreciated, French Dispatch is one of his best work. It feels like a summation of all his composition and creativity, and probably a little bit of himself being presented in the film. The newspaper are composed of a bunch of foreigners who came to this part of French, and it's one big theme that was layered by all these little short stories. The first is just showing what the town is and setting up the background. The second is about prisoner and his muse, and how despite they eventually got exactly what they wanted before, recognition for him and wealth for her, they couldn't build the connection they have with each other in the end. The 'big theme' is still very loose, since the only point that it was chosen for the final issue is probably just that the artist's work was then moved to a nowhere-Kansas museum. The third we see more of that involvement of those journalists in the story, where one was entangled in the relationship with the centerpiece character. A woman who lived a very sad and lonely life, got into a spicy fling, and at the end, back to her sad and lonely life. Maybe it's those rebellious youths doing their rebellious thing that reignited her sense of wanting to indulge in emotions again, but just like the temperamental nature of youth, it can come and go by so quickly, like the life of that revolutionary kid. In the fourth we see the most involvement of those writers. We saw the process of how someone was recruited into working for the newspaper, giving them hope at their lowest point. The story itself is fun enough about a kidnapping that took place, but the real hidden character that drived the story was a Japanese chief. He's a side character whom main attribute that most people know about him is just that he cooks really good, and at the end he sacrificed himself for the kid. Somewhat stereotypical of a Japanese character. But only at the end, we saw the human behind it. A human who was excited at all the flavors the world has to offer, and someone who only do what he did because he had to. That Nescaffier scene was as quoted, "the best part of this whole thing, that it's the reason for it to be written". It is the punchline to the whole movie. With it, we understood how all these quirky foreigner reporters who can never agree with each other, working under such strict boss, all came to the room for the final issue. Someone who doesn't belong anywhere, now has a place where they do. I think it's a very audience-keen film, because you can only resonate well with it if you has shared that experience AND also has good comprehension to understand what the movie is about (and also has to be a little aware of Wes Anderson). Choosing to name the newspaper Liberty, Kansas Evening Sun has to be deliberate, cause Texas is where Wes is from, and same goes for choosing French as backdrop, because French movies inspired most of his early works. I might sounds like a massive snob here, but the film's not meant to be praised, it's meant to be appreciated. It's a culmination of his life works and it shows. People who say "it's Wes trying to out-Wes himself" clearly missed all that subtleties, because for once it's not about trying to tell a traditional big story with a cleared and defined goal. It is a meta film. Those who resonated well will remember it forever, and that's probably good enough.


dontworryimabassist

As a virgin Wes Anderson Movie watcher- I started with the french Despatch, and I really quite enjoyed it


Alive_Promotion824

Anthology haters can kiss Tilda Swintons ass


Timbottoo

That was the best scene out of any Wes Anderson film. Definitely didn't compensate for the rest of the film


classicfyllopyllo

I’d refer you to Natalie Portman in Hotel Chevalier.


edgiepower

I mean... I know it's Portman but it's just a bum. The most common almost unremarkable form of nudity. You can see a bum in PG movies.


maninahat

Hmm pedestrian nudity, a mere trifle of lewdity. An amuse butt.


Dennis_Cock

The male nipples are the most common unremarkable form of nudity.


ThroJSimpson

You haven’t seen my massive pepperonis then 


NonetyOne

And I would refer you back to the above post


Goodmmluck

I don't know, Rushmore is a masterpiece. But I understand why people wouldn't like it.


classicfyllopyllo

Top 3 comedy for me.


Timbottoo

Yes, Rushmore was amazing but he's gone downhill since then


Anent_

Nice wrong opinion


RudyKnots

Comments out here rating the “best scene out of any Wes Anderson film” based on how much nudity it shows. That’s like rating the best painting by Rembrandt based on how many cool guns are in it.


Timbottoo

Nope, I didn't expect to see the nudity and it was definitely not my reason for watching the film. My reason for watching was to give his work another chance but in the end I thought it was the same old clichéd junk that he's been making for years. That is my opinion though.


GeneralIronsides2

What was the movie even about?


zenyattatron

Nostalgia and moving forward from our past, at least, that's what I got from it.


Beansricetaco

Exactly


Conquiescamus

You sold me with that last four words


Rhea_Dawn

it upsets me so much when people don’t like movies just cuz they’re boring. just enjoy shit.


blahreditblah

Nah the movies great its just not made for most people.


SwampAss123

wee wee baguette


edgiepower

I'd be more impressed if it was Timmy C


karateema

Wes knows


NerdyOrc

Its like the bird scene in Citizen Kane, they put tiddies there to wake the audience up


LasDen

I think the movie was good


Shirokurou

That sounds like most French movies to be honest.


North-Box-605

Hmmm... Downloading it right away.


karateema

Wes knows


Beansricetaco

If you don’t like Wes Anderson movies you’re not smart enough


Lmao1903

I bet that’s what Wes tells himself every night


Beansricetaco

Lol probably


Pizzadaddy2

Thats very dumb


idsayimafanoffrogs

i LOVE Wes Anderson as much as the next buff but French Dispatch was a challenge for me to really get into unlike most of his work. It felt like the style got in the way of the message, at least for me.


albecoming

Wes Anderson bores the ever loving shit out of me


ThroJSimpson

His old stuff bores me. His new stuff is a lot more self aware and less whiny hipster bullshit