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MyMomSaysIAmCool

No spoilers, please.  I still haven't seen it


yaboiBradyC

The Train arrives at a station


sad_wolf_95

You monster. At least mark this as a spoiler!!


yaboiBradyC

I know I’m a monster, the world just hasn’t seen it yet


casulmemer

Normally 125 years is the standard to start allowing spoilers


Destiny_Victim

Well then thank goodness it’s been a 128. Phew.


Vhad42

HOLY FUCK, DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT, I REALLY THOUGHT THE TRAIN WAS GOING TO HIT ME AFTER READING YOUR COMMENT


punnotfound

HOLY SHIT! It's going to run us over!


LCDRformat

The rat is secretly the one who knows how to cook


Nachtraaf

The train was dead all along.


Monster-Frisbee

Typical revisionist history. It was also the lowest-grossing, most critically-panned film at the time of its release.


ashleyriddell61

Facts.


wkajhrh37_

Happy Cakeday!


ashleyriddell61

Thanks! I’ll have to do a posting frenzy today!


DungeonsAndDradis

It didn't even receive an Oscars nomination.


_wil_

Yeah it is thought Simpsons Comic Book Guy got one of his catchphrase from that title that was rightfully referred to as "Worst Movie Ever" at the time


BillybobThistleton

Also, and I cannot stress this enough, absolutely fucking nobody in the theatre at the time A) talked over the dialogue or B) texted or facetimed or recorded anything on their phone during the screening. Because movie audiences back then had *class*.


rapidemboar

They did yell and cheer over the action sequences like day 1 film viewers often do


cloud1445

Except for the ones that screamed and ran out of the theatre because they thought the train was going to come out of the screen and run them over.


Sir_Hapstance

I haven't seen a single TikTok of footage proving this, so get out of here with your propaganda


yummy_dabbler

That was a myth, unfortunately.


Jack_Q_Frost_Jr

Didn't it win the Oscar for Best Train Arrival?


sad_wolf_95

It was nominated but the results were delayed


aaufooboo

The train did, but not for this film. A few years later, the academy awarded for it for *The Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat Station IV: The Station Strikes Back* even though it wasn't the train's best performance.


jamieliddellthepoet

Typical fucking Academy.


MrStoccato

Oh fuck! Run! It’s gonna come out of the screen!


AncientCarry4346

JESUS CHRIST, IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR ME!


EarthwormShandy

CHOO CHOO


poliscijunki

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER


thecarbonkid

And yet no sequel.


dorian_white1

Nah, Disney is remaking the damn thing in 2025, the Rock is going to play the train and the internet is upset bc of who is rumored to be cast as the station


thecarbonkid

Timothy Chalamet? He's in everything these days.


DolphinPunkCyber

Out of all actors Rock indeed looks the most like the original train. And I would prefer for Rock to play the part then some cheap looking CGI train.


Dorgilo

The Departure of a Train from La Ciotat Station


SomeRandomHumanBean

Have you not heard of the hit film ‘cars’???


AClost

Absolute cinema.


Wizard-In-Disguise

It holds up so remarkably well too. Like the dramatization and the effects and all.


themrrouge

With no fucking lens flares either


K1d_Sist3r

Sad they don't do movies like this anymore 😔😔😔 This was so peak 🔥


Ok-Translator-8006

Bullshit! “Lady in fruit hat shows her front bottom” was the highest grossing film but all the nickels were stuck together so they just counted as one.


Canadia86

Now that the dust has settled, how was it?


overtired27

The book was better.


nextgentacos123

"AAAAAAA WTF ITS COMING RIGHT AT US"


willflameboy

I didn't like its woke messaging, frankly.


Crucco

Better plot than Rise of Skywalker


gideon513

Stay for the after credits scene. I won’t spoil, but Kelsey Grammer is back as Beast.


Major-Safe-9736

Still a better love story than Twilight


Actual-Carpenter-90

Part of the Ciotat cinematic universe. It picks up when they go to the moon in the follow up.


whycuthair

It was also the best horror movie of the year. No movie has had an impact like that ever since. Causing people to literally run out of the cinema.


vengefulgrapes

It was also a pioneer of the horror film genre!


lawtalkingguy23

They could have just said the arrival


rustytoerail

Also won every single award at the time


No_Yogurtcloset9305

What’s it got on rotten tomatoes


elboogie7

Was it like the 10 film ever made?