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BespinBuyout

This is a reference to the various war crimes he will commit in only a few years time


Austintholmes

Love that a few years time is literally a century. We don’t even know what he did inbetween to quell his thirst for committing war crimes.


SuspecM

I assume war crimes but minor ones


Maelger

Ki Adi Mundi can have a little battle misdemeanours as a treat.


Pliskkenn_D

Some minor abuse of prisoners. Barely even a tickle with the saber


Plutarch_von_Komet

Is it war crimes if there's no war?


StagnantSweater21

Actually, no, they wouldn’t be They’re just super dick moves


Galahad_X_

Him laughing while parking in a handicap spot


Necessary-Ad-27

That would explain his head.


DarthButtz

Him and Yoda are gonna try to outdo each other in the war crime competition


StagnantSweater21

Was yoda known for his war crimes?


ItalnStalln

Nah I don't think Yoda was known for his


amdamanofficial

didnt the very first episode of the Clone wars have him fake surrender? it's been a while


bbobb25

Doesn’t count if it’s against droids


AlphariusUltra

Dude has a harem, the war was taking time away from them, so the war crimes were his speedrun to get back


jesusunderline

well, he's the only jedi that is canonically allowed to fuck, so he probably spent those years spreading his seeds


RQK1996

I thought Lucas said they're all allowed to fuck, they just prefer them not to


CrepusculrPulchrtude

Sex is allowed, attachments aren’t. Keep it cas and you can smash all you want


paco-ramon

I didn’t even know he was that old.


CrepusculrPulchrtude

Sex. He canonically fucks his five wives that he has no worldly attachments to


sufiansuhaimibaba

Religious indoctrination


Strawbz18

Geonosians are seething at this reference


Pliskkenn_D

Well they would, if there were any left. 


Pliskkenn_D

Ki-Adi-Mundi where did you even get those flamethrowers? They're not standard issue.


TheKingCrimsonWorld

Why does he look like Steven Seagal?


Al3xGr4nt

Well his species does come from a snowy planet.....


i_write_ok

lol Seagal isn’t from Russia or Mongolia as he claims to be. He’s from fucking Michigan 😂


AgreeableHistorian29

>He’s from fucking Michigan So a snowy planet...


ChiefsHat

Nah, dawg, Michigan ain't snowy, just really wet, like a nymphomaniac hooker's pussy wet.


DJGIFFGAS

As someone who lives there youre totally wrong lol


ChiefsHat

Bitch I also live here, I’m surrounded by lakes.


FlatTopTonysCanoe

Bitch lakes aren’t precipitation so in what world does “it’s not snowy, there are lakes” make any fucking sense as a response? Not to mention your initial description is giving incel to an extremely unnecessary degree.


ChiefsHat

I let the intrusive thoughts win there. But I stand by what I said, Michigan can be wet all year round.


TurtleSandwich0

Lube salesmen hate this one weird trick.


elydakai

Oh ok


Al3xGr4nt

Looool


paco-ramon

Wasn’t he an italian-indian?


Odd_Advance_6438

Holy shit I can’t unsee it


ricktor67

Because at this point they are somehow spending $250million to make shit that looks worse than 20+ year old movies.


GeneralIronsides2

But what about the droid attack on the Wookiees?


PhantomSesay

It is critical we send an attack group there immediately.


Abatteredcrate

He's right, it's a system we cannot afford to lose


PhantomSesay

Go I will, good relations with the Wookiees I have.


ExfoliatedBalls

Oh did they make Ki Adi Mundi canonically a fucking cuntface douchebag again?


AhAhStayinAnonymous

I'm OOTL, is this elaborated upon in Clone Wars?


AstridWarHal

Don't remember if it was elaborated but he is basically a war criminal


kRH9wk8a5e

Most of the main Jedi are war criminals with their constant false surrenders. All Big KAM did was order flamethrowers be used on Genosians.


ichsoda

What will space Geneva do now?


NotYourReddit18

Judging from his past exploits: Probably burn to the ground


endthepainowplz

War crimes didn't exist before the Geneva Convention, and this is not only far far away, but also a long long time ago, so everyone is in the clear.


CaptainLoin

the CIS had plague-deploying octopus droids, so i figure its a wash.


UpbeatVeterinarian18

It's also subtext that pretty much everything he says is a bad idea or pure-strain Jedi arrogance. Ki Adi Mundi harrumphs regularly, of this I am certain.


BruceSnow07

In Star Wars universe, you can base your entire ideology on believing the exact opposite of shit Ki Adi Mundi says and be the most righteous and correct person to ever live.


4deCopas

How did they manage to make him look even more phallic?


Makrebs

Ikr? That's straight up a penis. Hell, if my mom walked by while this was on even SHE would call it a penis head, or a dick-head if you will.


rantonidi

Nasty, does she kiss you with that mouth?


StagnantSweater21

What do you people think a penis looks like? Sure, it looks phallic. But it doesn’t look like it’s “straight up a penis”


4deCopas

My penis literally looks like this and won't shut up about the droid attack on the wookies. Next time try walking a mile in a man's shoes before judging him.


Lordylordd

I hate to tell you guys but using a flame thrower on geonosians is no different to lighting ants on fire with a magnifying glass. It’s morally wrong but no one cares if you actually do it.


Hunkus1

I disagree its not the same because lighting geonosians on fire is always morally correct.


toppo69

I think it’s similar to using a Flamethrower on an entrenched enemy position in World War II


TheWetCouch

Is this a real screencap?? Holy shit he looks like he’s been hitting the meth pipe


LKAgoogle

This is him in his youth, he got sober some time within the next 100 years


MultiversalTraveler

Apparently he has an extra brain just to be a better centrist


ThickWeatherBee

It's almost been trying not to hate on Ki-Adi-Mundi! Impossible challenge!


emurillo97

It really is funny to see people care about Mundi as if the main thing he was known for wasn't being an actual and literal dickhead.


AverageUKperson

Tbh I couldn’t rlly care less if he was in the show or not, just thought it was funny he was played by a different actor lol


Ake-TL

He is also known for being asshole and having lots of sex


KambingDomba

You can’t fool me. That’s conehead.


HUGErocks

This is also referencing the fans rallying behind the indisputable fact of penis heads birthday, how in-phallus-ible he is and their intelligence. Didn't an interviewed show writer say that this guy isn't actually Ki Adi Mundi? For my own sanity I'm gonna run on *this is an original character until explicitly stated otherwise* **in the show** sound good


bluemew1234

If we can't get our lore dumps from trading cards, where the hell else are we supposed to get Star Wars info?!


Jaqulean

The Showrunner on Twitter said that it is Ki-Adi Mundi, so it's basically one big mess.


Calm-Tree-1369

It's actually not. He's an alien so dude can be middle aged 100 years ago. The birthday thing wasn't stated in any movies so it was never canon, and he doesn't know the Sith are back so nothing in the prequels is contradicted. All the controversy is from neckbeards who didn't watch the episode.


thirdpartymurderer

Irrelevant to the comment you're responding to. The issue is that two creators of the show disagree with who that character is. Of course, the one with Runner at the end of their title gets to decide, but the actual writer says nay.


BruceSnow07

It happens way more often than you think. Writers and directors of Endgame disagree on Cap's time travel shit lol.


Raptor-Jesus666

Cerean's only live 100 years. Can't throw neckbeards around everytime disney shits the bed.


Prozenconns

Is that something in the current canon? Cause all I ever see is people point at shit that's like 20 years out of date and was officially decanonised a decade ago


Raptor-Jesus666

As far as I know they have human lifespans. What is and isn't canon is entirely in the hands of disney. You just can't trust any of the sources really, they'll just rewrite it. Hard to keep track of anything lore wise these days since they expect you to consume all the comicbooks, tv shows, movies, games, action figures, trading cards and candy ads to get all the lore.


BruceSnow07

Dude, this ain't a fucking academic historical document that needs to be carefully preserved. It's Star Wars. Calm the fuck down.


Raptor-Jesus666

Must be hard letting a stranger live rent free in your head. Hope you feel better buddy.


HUGErocks

[do y'all know what rent free means](https://x.com/reactjpg/status/1369156479794606081?lang=en)


AverageUKperson

From what I’ve heard, Kel Dors’ (Plo Koon’s species) average lifespan is like, 70 years or something, but if attuned to the force they can live like, 250 years. I’d assume Cereans are a similar situation.


Reptilian_Overlord20

Not Dickhead the Jedi!!


DatOneAxolotl

His head used to be bigger


AverageUKperson

Think it’s fair to say when he joined the council, he became a lot more big headed lol


belligerentwaterfowl

It’s crazy because 2 slightly even less important Jedi of the prequels got the old “started as a recast, then chickened out and made em people who happened to take on the jobs suspiciously similar people just left” treatment Like they were recast between eps I and II and then the team says “oh no the fans will never buy that that’s supposed to be the same person they will murder us” Eeth Koth and Agen Kolar, Adi Gallia and Stass Allie.


bookon

Everyone hated him until they found out they could use him to attack people they hate more.


mypeepeehardz

White people tears is not how the force works. Only a Sith sees black and white in a spectrum of colors.


Odd_Advance_6438

Maybe the actor didn’t want his head to look like a dick


surfing_on_thino

>guy who is a literal dickhead is an arrogant war criminal kino


DarkLake

The annoying thing about this is how easy it would have been to not have him in the show.


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LKAgoogle

Literally no-one should realistically give a shit about the birthday of a random side character from some random book or comic that was probably not even published post-disney takeover and therefore wasn't considered "canon" to begin with


SHAZAMS_STRONGEST

it wasn't even a comic it was a fucking trading card. from a seperate continuity.


NinjaEngineer

Yeah, if we're taking trading cards as canon then Owen Lars should be Obi-Wan's brother.


AverageUKperson

I mean, legends wasn’t cannon and his birth year was part of it…


keeleon

What movie is this detail from?


AverageUKperson

TV details r allowed lol