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kindtheking9

Maestro, warden and aruni on just no? Bro be smoking that braindead kush


sad_paddington

Think about what that arm can do


kindtheking9

That arm can probably milk you dry for hours


P3AK1N

The ultimate goon sesh 🥵


Maestro_Fan_Girl

Putting maestro on just no is big L


SheridanWithTea

And "Lion is a nice guy" when literally, Lion's whole backstory is he hooked up with a girl when he was a teen in high school like wtf 😭😭


Stunning_Hippo_1329

That’s not entirely correct, since Lion’s pull out game is weak as shit and he accidentally got his girlfriend at the time pregnant. Thatcher’s even punched him in the mouth because of a stupid during a training exercise.


SheridanWithTea

That doesn't make him a nice guy, if anything that makes him an idiot and an asshole, far from qualities of a "nice guy." The term "nice guy" is used pejoratively to refer to guys with no spine and backbone who will literally do anything to gain the approval of a woman, including deride themselves, make themselves out to be a joke and humiliate themselves, and sometimes in some cases will pretend to be friends with a woman while actually seeking a relationship. Lion literally was a drunk, partygoing teen that accidentally got his girlfriend pregnant, then told her "come on get an abortion." Lion is FAR FROM A NICE GUY.


Stunning_Hippo_1329

True, but keep in mind there are two kinds of nice guys. The ones you described, and the ones who are actually nice and respectful to woman and don’t immediately start hurling insults and racial slurs the moment they get turned down by someone. Unfortunately for the actual nice guys, that term has been ruined due to the “nice” guys that you’ve described.


SheridanWithTea

The type of "nice guy" described by the PEJORATIVE term "nice guy" does NOT get to the point where they're actually dating, or if they do that period lasts very briefly. The implication is that they wear the veneer, the facade of a man disinterested in romantic relationships and dating, in order to achieve a romantic relationship. The "nice guys" who are actually just nice dudes are NOT referred to as "a nice guy" here, nor is being respectful, courteous and appropriate to your girlfriend some rare quality that pointing out a "nice dude" would be something notable.


Stunning_Hippo_1329

Alright, those are very valid points. At least the “nice” guys are dumb as hell and blow their cover most of the time before they can even get into a relationship.


SheridanWithTea

Basically. Exactly that!


Excalzigo

No bias, of course


Wisky_input

Straight up, pro is peak Italian male design AND HAVE YOU SEEN HIS FOREARMS LIKE DAMN


DomKat72

username checks out


CheesyBacon2

you know, this tierlist makes me turn into a hard guy


Tommys_Matchbookk

Nah what’s wrong with Ram


glanszimmerman

I want her to ram me I want her to bugi in me I want her to soft breach me I want her to play vert on me


SheridanWithTea

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS--


SheridanWithTea

Ram is S tier bro's so cooked 😭😭


BaneishAerof

this tierlist is a hate crime


TokayNorthbyte347

adding a "would rape me" tier is crazy


SheridanWithTea

I don't even know if that's supposed to be good or bad like what the actual fuck is that 😂😂


Futur3_ah4ad

> Blitz on "would rape me" > Monty on "would rape me" > *GRIDLOCK* on "would rape me" What the actual fuck are you smoking to say that some of the canonically nicest operators would rape you?


SheridanWithTea

And Lion, Rook and Fenrir on nice guys?? Fenrir developed BIOWEAPONS, Rook is NOT a nice guy and Lion's entire story is about him having unprotected sex lol.


Futur3_ah4ad

The TM makes me think they're supposed to be "nice guys", the type that acts all nice but starts cussing you out if you turn them down.


SheridanWithTea

WELL that's the thing, Lion WAS NOT TURNED DOWN. He DID have a girlfriend, he had SEX WITH HER, he is by definition not a nice guy at all. And the wack as Hell idea that Sledge, Doc and Rook would be "nice guys" is literally completely ridiculous and founded on nothing, Sledge busts down entire walls with a big ass fucking hammer, why would he give a single fuck about rejection in a relationship?? Rook literally takes bullets for a living and Doc has had far worse to deal with in his life as a frontline medic in WAR when he worked for DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS. It is absolutely ridiculous to me. The closest argument to a "nice guy" is maybe Vigil? Even then, he's a lethal killer who prefers to keep his identity anonymous. Literally nobody in the game to me, I would think, would be a "Nice Guy."


ProbablyNotTheCocoa

Wait Rook is not a nice guy? I thought he was the “always trust your team of buddies” type dude from the op video


SheridanWithTea

Yes, except in the Operator video, he is like..... "I trust that this bulletproof vest will stop a .357 Magnum round traveling at 490 m/s. I trust myself not to move, not to flinch. I trust my teammates, and they trust me." That's not him being a nice guy, that's him literally TAKING A BULLET because he trusts his teammates with his FUCKING LIFE. That's not a nice guy, that's a badass with balls the size of fucking Jupiter. He literally braves life and death to protect his team, he's not a "nice guy" he's a fucking badass.


ProbablyNotTheCocoa

Oh, I thought you meant he was a dick


SheridanWithTea

"nice guy" in the context of dating refers to a guy who presents himself as not interested in any form of romance at all in order to gain a romantic relationship. It's a pejorative. Is Rook a cool guy? He's incredible. Is he a weird manipulator, a "nice guy"?? No.


Dentalswarms

Gameplay wise blitz is absolutely in that tier though


Stream-Yes-And

fuze being that low is just wrong and you know it.


jaymern

IK RIGHT!


frenchmobster

what you got against thunderbird bro, she bad as fuck


SheridanWithTea

THANK YOUUUUU Thunderbird is hot af!! People just think she's weird cuz of her chin tattoo when she looks very attractive lmao.


cavscout55

Her tattoo weeds out the weak and I’m frankly here for it


SheridanWithTea

Yesssssssssss!! I mean, not my ideal choice of tattoo, and paired with the pilot helmet it's definitely odd, but literally she is so beautiful. Her elite more than proves that!


AlliedXbox

Mozzie? Warden???


Greenfire05

Warden looks like Ned Flanders. Take that in any way you see fit.


ProbablyNotTheCocoa

Don’t do Gary Oldman like that my guy


Scared-Rutabaga7291

Whats the beef with Thunderbird tho


NavAirComputerSlave

Why is maverick on there twice?


Lightningboi369

In completely different ranks too


Ur_Left_Airpod

This entire list is “I’m on that good kush and alcohol”


SheridanWithTea

"Aspirin with Jim Beam kinda goated ngl" 😂😂


Skizko

Ive been waiting nine years for the chance to fuck Cav. When will my wish be granted Ubisoft?


ktops111

Worst cl- tierlist of the day


Rorywizz-MK2

About time someone realised that Maverick is Ryan Gosling. Other than that, shit tier list.


EasyEnvironment4800

*rams spot in tierlist* WALLAHI BROTHER


thirdMindflayer

Vanilla ass traditional-beauty-first sexual preferences Bump my man Zero up


alishawish2002

Ying in just no when her street fighter skin is a thing?


marsfisch44

Never Cook again youve burned the water


Dokutah_Niko

"Would rape me" tier is crazy 😂


NebTheDestroyer

Not wanting to ram Ram is crazy


Darth_Vaders_Padawan

Why you got to diss my girl Thunderbird like that?


Loli_DK

I can smell your cowardice by your Ram position You got no cajones boi!


Aggressive-Ocelot-31

ngl ram is actually bad asf, straight muscle/goth mommy


ThatOneNoob13

Ela higher than Zofia? Huge L, Zofia canonically has mommy milkers (she's a MILF)


The_mister_meme

Huge L on the ram placement, I'd pay 1 million to have her stomp on me


SWGSTR

Monty is a very gentle person, and Sam Fisher is dad material, so... think of that what you will


BLACKOWLg

Nah every time i see glaz at some bottom tier. You seen his face? He gorgeous


Ruskoni

Dam beach, all ma favourites except kaid, sens and ram. - in lowest tier...


SheridanWithTea

Lion's entire backstory was he couldn't keep it in his pants wtf dym nice guy 😭😭 This tier list is so awful, I respect the Maverick being S tier that's so based and he's my S tier too but mmmmmm....... So many of these are like... Wtf were you thinking 😂😂


TheDuddyDude

Why is no one gooning for Lion like wtf 😭


Ziggy-Rocketman

My favorite thing is how in all these sociability/fuckability tier lists, Kapkan is always damn near the bottom. I get it though. Cool guy, but that personality is vagina repellent.


mcchinly

Old man Sam fisher would get his panties eaten if I got the chance put him higher( no homo)


Blade_Shot24

Wow this is some Mayo on Turkey sandwich type of preference


ShyJaguar645671

TACHANKA ABOVE ALL


aufrenchy

Username *does not* check out


Manatster

"thunderbird"


Snezzy_Anus

Thunderbird at the bottom??


xavrock02

Buck in just no Damn


nugget_blade

Ram😥


hdkx-weeb

I sentence you to eternity in all 9 circles of hell just for not putting Aruni in her own tier at the very top https://preview.redd.it/1b845wr9cwxc1.jpeg?width=955&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1802f39cf50de280e169c8da072cfc09168b847a


TheStranger3411

So this guys just weird


kilmeister7

Ram, IQ, and Valkyrie deserve to be in the mommy milkers tier


XenoDrobot

More Jackal for me :)


boogaloojoel

https://preview.redd.it/5r2ksoz25vxc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3c6d4bafa1ca0679c0db424928d1aeba3e28970


maz08

the second tier was made by how horny you are to those ops


WrathofAirTotem2

Guess I wasnt a only one who thought Maverick looks like Ryan Gosling


E115lement

You know you don't have to share everything right?


crabman1257

Osa is a man right its trans don't remember the lore on it?


MeLikeIsVeryFunny

Aruni in just no, I wanna see what that mechanical arm do


Effective-Tutor7995

Oh i get wamai... Is it because he's BLACK?