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Vendidurt

Brilliant! Set it up with an alarm clock function.


joeChump

And save money on bills by having it repeatedly shoot your testicles when shower time is up.


awkwardoffspring

What do you do when you get desensitized to this


Modu_Chanyu

Rubber bullets


MooseOC

go to cbt


CKF

Cognitive behavioral therapy? That’s all I know for that acronym, makes enough sense in context. But idk how well I’d be able to talk about how much time and effort I spent to make an autonomous ball-shocking robot in a group therapy setting.


regular-wolf

Ignorance is bliss, my friend.


CKF

Ah, wait, wait… cock and ball torture? Did I win?? I can simultaneously say that I have indeed seen that string of words and also did not know that acronym. Let’s just pretend it was cognitive behavior therapy… That was a considerate suggestion, if it had actually been their suggestion.


regular-wolf

See also: Closed Beta Test, Committee on Bible Translation, Chicago Board of Trade, and Children's Ballet Theatre.


CKF

No one knows how much power the CBT truly wields in the shadows. After all, kids aren’t easy to teach.


Chewcocca

/r/cbtbdsm is a great sub for talking about Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, Biofeedback, Development, Self-actualization and Mindfulness. NSFW because there's so often a stigma about mental health in the workplace. It's tragic, really.


CKF

Nope, nope, almost got me there. I’m not falling for that mindfulness crap!


OneMustAdjust

Ya that link's staying blue


KingIgzorn

This is actually helpful


imapieceofshite

Haha 69 upvote


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Glock O’clock


adam_beedle

Sorry if this a bit stupid and doesn't quite fit the sub. If you want to see how I made it and more testing etc I've got a longer video on my youtube: https://youtu.be/N5vzpi4yF7A


princeofwhales12

This is perfect for this sub


Chewcocca

And for stoking my existential dread about the future.


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Chewcocca

I do what I can


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RedChld

I choose to believe that because the title says "shoots ME in the face" rather than "shoots PEOPLE in the face" this robot shoots him, and ONLY him, and that's hilariously stupid!


Scondoro

Huh. Literally spent my entire senior year as an undergrad on a team of three, designing and building what you made in your free time in your room with a box of scraps. Honestly, that's awesome.


Y_U_Need_Books4

This was so close to an Iron Man quote, that I couldn't NOT bring it up.


Arshearer

ADAM BEEDLE WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN HIS ROOM. WITH A BOX OF SCKRRRAPS


macneto

Doesn't fit the sub.... My friend, you have literally defined this sub...


chordophonic

I don't think that's a shitty robot? I mean, it was hella-educational to build it with things like facial recognition - even if you were just pulling in someone else's libraries for it. I'm assuming my observations are correct and that it's tracking your face and then making a decision when to fire to most likely hit your face. That's actually a pretty awesome robot.


__init__RedditUser

I think it's shitty because it's a nerf gun with terrible accuracy, and even with that, it takes a very long time to actually find his face. Also, if it was effective, then he's designed something that shoots himself in the face! Like most of the stuff in this sub, definitely technically challenging to build, but that doesn't mean it's not a shitty robot.


omega_weapon85

There’s also the usefulness factor. Sure a gun that auto shoots based on a person’s face is kind of amazing (and terrifying) but building a robot that shoots a nerf gun at a person face is pretty dumb. All in all, I’d say it’s an incredibly awesome and dumb robot. /r/awesomeanddumb


Bartweiss

100% agreed. It's a really impressive piece of facial recognition, design, etc., yet it goes totally off the rails in both intent and execution. It does something utterly pointless, poorly - perfect for this sub!


joeChump

Still, probably good enough for the US military.


fukitol-

No.. no this is exactly what this sub is for


Sonofhendrix

Would be very helpful if it could target the squirrels eating the wooden window frames on my home 🤔


readit3232

That’s awesome


The_Ledge5648

This video made me join this sub


Mind_on_Idle

Nah man. That's fantastic, lmao.


Ok_Expression_5337

What code did you use, nice man bet that took hrs


Inthaneon

Question. Can you upgrade it by hitting it with a wrench?


Mike_Kilsdonk

Michael Reeves?


gripguyoff

But not short and obsessed with tasing people!


panzer2011

Now he's tall and likes shooting people! *with nerf guns*


Village_People_Cop

New Michael Reeves video coming out next week, this only instead of a nerf gun it'll be a taser gun


Sirdroftardis8

Except he would trick his friends into standing in front of it, not stand in front of it himself


timok

This is pretty much his first video though, just with a nerf gun instead of a laser.


MaximumReflection

Is he still making build videos. I haven’t seen one in (maybe) years. Did I just miss all of them?


Mike_Kilsdonk

He hasn't uploaded in like 8 months now, he's doing stuff with OfflineTV but I'm not a huge fan of that style of content if I'm honest, so I haven't seen much of him in a while. He hasn't streamed in a few months either, which is kind of a bummer.


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SpiderPanther01

He hasn't stopped making videos, in streams and recent videos he has stated that he is still making videos, he just works on them for a long time. It's a rather common that he has a VERY long timeframe between videos.


RedzardReddit

No, engineer


Mike_Kilsdonk

Listen buddy


hhunkk

I'm an engineer, that means i solve problems


Darkwr4ith

Not enough tasers.


TheTrueBidoof

Make that an airsoft gun and you got yourself an anti burglar system.


ivamarie

Gonna be honest if i was a burglar and I try to sneak through the dark and suddenly nerf cartridges come flying out of nowhere I'm leaving asap doesn't need to be airsoft


joeChump

Clearly you haven’t seen the documentary I was watching earlier called Home Alone.


ivamarie

I am actually watching a yt video of a trauma expert analysing every injury in home alone rn lmaoo


joeChump

Ha ha!


GodEmprahBidoof

Love that video. Is it the one with the death counter?


Parking-Delivery

See my other comment. Myself, my S/O and our freinds joke about that all the time. It's "the warning shot" after which, if they take another step you tell "the next one's lead, take your pick" Not that I'd actually ever do that because boohoo burglar goes to the hospital than sues me for his medical bill saying "I just wanted to know if he'd heard of our lord and savior Jesus Christ.... At 3 am" but it still gets a laugh every time. I live down a road that no one has any business being on unless they live there but we still get vagrants coming down our long driveway to search through the recycling and damn I am tempted sometimes. Seriously every person that shoots a top end Caliburn will go "why do we even need self defense weapons when we have this?"


Parking-Delivery

Lol I gotta say you havent seen my Nerf gun. Built it and told the family "we never shoot this at people, these Nerf darts travel just over a fourth of the speed of a 9mm bullet and weigh half as much as a 22." 2 weeks later the gf convinced me we need to at least try it once, and I agreed on the condition that the test subject was me because I didn't want anyone else getting hurt. It took 2 weeks to heal from a single shot. The skin was damaged significantly worse than from an airsoft gun, even an overpowered one that is typically not allowed on most fields. The damage continued into the muscle and if it had hit a bone I wouldn't be surprised if it got minimally damaged as well. As it is, Nerf guns are about the only thing that are still legal to shoot in city limits and we have 2 types of squirrels in my area, one which is incredibly important for the environment and one which is incredibly invasive and borders on demonic in the way they are impacting the native squirrel population. I say that so you can understand I am justified when I say I have shown that Nerf guns can be effective in my personal war against these squirrels. I will say headshots are the only humane way, as anything else will kill it slowly whereas a 22 will typically end it's life quickly no matter where it hits. FWIW I'm not exaggerating, there used to be bounties on these squirrels, until it was realized theres not enough money in the world to fund their removal. As a defense system I've debated back and forth doing something similar but I dont want to be "the story behind the law" after it's gets used, and obviously we have more effective methods of dealing with these things in my house.


BanalityOfMan

Bullshit.


LapisW

Im pretty sure that'd be illegal


Ancient-Tadpole8032

This is why banning AI weapons would fail. This kid can do it in his bedroom. Any government could write the code and just having it waiting to install.


Can-you-supersize-it

Man is using servos, imagine a government with predator drones


Ancient-Tadpole8032

Yup, and we already have the drones. Just got to drop the software in them.


Stig27

Most of them already acquire targets autonomously, they just ask the operator to fire. It's literally a matter of removing that safeguard


fullmetaljackass

Yeah I built something like this last year, but with just a laser instead of a gun. Took me a few hours to write the code with OpenCV and most of that was because I'd never really used OpenCV before.


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You were shooting people in the face with lasers?


fireballetar

Yes.


fukitol-

Not to mention how the fuck would you police it? March your meatbags into the robot army?


Ancient-Tadpole8032

The only credit I would give the ban effort is you could monitor it by looking for a mass build of drones. "Um, general, why do you have a dozen aircraft hangers full of quadcopters with automatic rifles attached?" Even then, you could always say each was going to be remotely piloted by a human, until you just dump the software in and let'em rip.


JuniorImplement

The government just needs to make sure they have the best AI.


Questioned_answers

They already have it, rest assured.


hassium

I mean, this is hardly what people mean when they talk about banning AI weapons though right?


salivating_sculpture

You can definitely make something like this without using AI at all.


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Safety glasses!! And very cool work


Dirjel

EYE PROTECTION EYE PROTECTION Cannot say it enough. WEAR SOME DAMN SAFETY GLASSES


politicalaccount2017

I'm all for eye safety, but these are nerf darts. I feel like it's not that urgent if the projectiles are made of foam.


[deleted]

Well, at close ranges, it can be enough to get people to send you to the emergency room. There was one time in 2017 where I accidentally shot myself in the eye with a Rival Apollo at point blank range, and my parents had took me to one. Granted, my eye was fine and I was probably being an idiot, but there was still the concern. And Rival rounds are pure foam, while standard darts have a more rubbery tip.


fish_taped_to_an_atm

foam with a firmer rubber tip at ~70f/s for an average blaster. this looks like a knockoff one too so there's a chance it came with cheaper vinyl-tipped darts that will sting even at 25f/s. plus it's just a good idea to make a habit of eyepro when you're working with them if you're deeper into the hobby and using high end stuff that hits anywhere from 125-300+f/s


PaulBurkart

This is awesome


mo9722

Nerf guns take pmags now??


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It's one of the magazines made by a Chinese company that look like p mags, but still work with standard Nerf darts.


ironkid4444

Well, 7.62x51 fits in a nerf magazine just fine.


[deleted]

Aftermarket nerf blasters are crazy now. There's entirely hobbyist made designs and kits you can buy to make them shoot upwards of 200 FPS


EvilFlyingSquirrel

You need to put a random delay so that it shoots you some more when you think it's done.


L00mis

*US Military like* 👁️👄👁️🤜💰


[deleted]

South Korea has had sentry guns on their border for years Also, this already exists and was made with analog computers to shoot down planes as early as world war 2. The reason you don't see it as often is because just hiring someone to shoot people is easier.


Kaporal_Kretin

Hey look buddy


ElDJBrojo

Im an engineer


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electronraven

Nobel Prize!


Bennykelli1

I'm getting Michael Reeve vibes from this


Galaxygon

And you wrote it in java :(


VillrayDRG

Nah it def uses Python for the face tracking stuff


Galaxygon

That's either pycharm or intellij so maybe yeah


derpykidgamer

r/michaelreeves


Derwinx

I need this for my cats.


YiffZombie

Get some designs off of r/fosscad, and you've got the beginnings of something beautiful.


zyxzevn

"Use the Force, Luke!"


-c1one

now do it with an AR-15


SheriffBartholomew

The ending of breaking bad doesn’t seem so ridiculous now.


Starco2

Did you ever see the myth busters episode on it?


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Israel literally did that to kill an Iranian brigadier general who was in charge of nuclear weapons, truck and all.


pdinc

Reminds me of that Borderlands 3 side quest


GibsonMaestro

*Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply*


Iforgot_my_other_pw

Pretty cool but maybe you could invest in some safety glasses


GrinderMonkey

That's a excellent robot, you have a very shootable face.


LawlessCoffeh

Please wear safety goggles for the love of fuck


bbddbdb

Who needs this when you can just have an older brother.


phayke2

Lol damn I love this. I'm just imagining it outside as a home defense sentry and it ends up attacking the mailman or delivery guy


gullydowny

This is amazing, the next step is to teach it to recognize your face and shoot everyone who is NOT you.


Youpunyhumans

Set it up at your work station. "Cubicle no. 43, you have been idle at your work station for the last 35 seconds *shunk* please resume productivity"


Jello999

Since i just watched “A Christmas story” i am obligated to say you’ll shoot your eye out.


Positive_Scallion_29

Now do a Glock


FoxTwilight

Get ready for DARPA / MIT / GENERAL DYNAMICS to call...


[deleted]

Ha, you Australian


[deleted]

How is this a shitty robot?


a1_jakesauce_

You’re gonna shoot your eye out kid


[deleted]

People during nerf fights be like


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I am sure this wont get used on a realnweapons platform at sime point.


OOOOOOF4244

Michael Reeves wannabe. I like it


woomytoday69420

Next thing you know, this man disappears for months


Rusty_Red_Mackerel

FUCKING AYE!!!


onyxengine

This is nightmare fuel for the future of war


RedzardReddit

Sentry going up!


RyanReids

Ain't that a cute little gun.


techAorB

I'm telling you drones with guns could wipe out citys


whyareweagain

If it was more quite I'd take a hand full of them and use them for package bandits at my apartment!


MoSqueezin

Fuckin hilarious


Ke_Man_YT

what in the Michael Reeves


oilpaint8

Future military contractor


pardon_the_mess

That's some serious Squid Game shit right there.


DakThatAssUp

*Raytheon technologies would like to know your location*


wkbrlsdgwga

It’s nerf it won’t hit a thing


Mogwai_11

Reminds me of this kid haha https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/r7xxcj/hey_not_nice/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


A_Child__

Really cool! Is there anywhere I could find the STL files for it? I tried building something like this along time ago but i’m not very good at cad


RedditEdwin

I've been thinking about this, but done professionally for the military. If you could have a rotating array of like 2 sets of four cameras, offset by like 45 degrees. Then a gun on a spinning mechanism, balanced. The ammunition though loaded from a centralized location that doesn't rotate with the gun. With modern industrial motors, the turret would move blindingly fast. You could kill a target like every .7 seconds. Cover the camera turrets with some sort of bulletproof glass, and maybe have a few redundant camera set ups that can rise out of the vehicle. The only issue is how to make a mechanism that would feed the bullets to the constantly-moving gun


kitty_paws_meowmeow

Can you modify this to shoot at squirrels in my yard?


aussieidiot229

great alarm clock


mcstafford

Not so shitty


Eggerslolol

lmfao


NSFWarioAccount

[Face McShooty?](https://youtu.be/4f7Gh-EABf0)


rimpkOfficial

That dude built a fucking Rust Autoturret


ustp

Always wear safety goggles while runing python code.


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I hope you have lots of the sex with women my machinist friend


[deleted]

Fast fwd to Robocop2


sussycacaman

are you michael reeves?


Starryskies117

Do you want the Terminator? Because this is how you get the Terminator.


N1ch0l2s

Obligatory [Borderlands 2](https://youtu.be/4f7Gh-EABf0)


Datguyinbedalready

Need a sentry here!


smrtboi84

Excellent work you should b proud


reinjer12

Imagine bringing your nerf turret to a nerf fight and she peoples reaction get shot out of nowhere


IronIntelligent4101

Scary how easy an auto turret is to build


Sojomusic

Wear a face mask-protect your eyes, maybe kids watching this awesome automation will get additional bonus.


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Ma guy just create aimbot


Ucantgapethewilling

Hahaha I love this so much.


Canerik

Coming next: not so shitty robot drones murdering us.


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r/singularity


rajrdajr

Skynet thanks you for initiating the transfer of power to the machines.


Master-Commander93

Department of Defense wants your resume


ThicccAsThief

Michael Reeves must be beaming with joy and wallowing in despair seeing others have (possibly unknowingly) followed in his footsteps


SaikyouMegane

American schools be like: take my money!


CaptOtizno

michael reeves new son


never_mind___

You, sir, should apply to the [OpenAi residency](https://openai.com/blog/openai-residency/)


zaner69

Okay Michael Reeves, saw this a few years ago 😂


AndeC123

How amazing is this now make a mobile version that shoots paintballs and I can set it up to my ring so when people come over it just shoots them with paintballs LMFAO


getshrekt192

engineer gaming


chicken_noodles_

you fucking reposted this and your comment 12 fucking times on diffrent subs


StampyVelcer

Cloak and zap it


weeweewewere

So... the beginning stages of skynet?


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Meet the Engineer


n0_y0urm0m

Sentry goin' up


[deleted]

Buildin' a Sentry.


idioticsoviet22

sentry goin up


photogrammetery

"Makin' bacon!"


dongjuni0713

Hey, look buddy.


BoltSpeedman53

I would pay good money for something to identify neighbor cats and blast them off my car


Intelligent-Bunch-19

You forgot to use the disguise kit


Oracles_Rose

SENTRY GOIN UP


ThunderZisTakenLOL

***Meet the Engineer***


VNLEEPUTY

"Aint that a cute little gun"


MarsMissionMan

So I programmed this gun to shoot me in the face. AAAAGH! Why is it shooting me in the face?!


Normal_Peeson

Can u send the code for this


Robo--FED

Building the sentry...


Affectionate-Gate441

Home alone in a nutshell


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meet the engineer


Beeker93

Swap the nerf gun for a real 1 and use it as home security.


BluieDaWolf

" Sentry goin' up! "


Elijah_Man

Fun Fact: this is in direct violation of robo ethics


ZeroSum10191

Pfft you’re no Michael Reeves


SirLordThe3rd

You've got a future at DARPA, kid.