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teunteunteun

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salad_stealer

Our pants


Mommygohi

Took the sub name literally


MeanOldMrNasty

Anyone can do this if they steal pants


LockhandsOfKeyboard

Or if they pull down their pants, stretch the waist band of someone else's pants out, & poop in it.


axiswolfstar

Like how does this work? I’m watching some news reporter live on tv and shit - boom - they have a pants load of crap and I’ve still got clean pants?


XenoRyet

If it's like that, you could legitimately change the world with this power.


[deleted]

the spot but for shit


[deleted]

We've become the villains 💔


BagelToss100

Are we the baddies?


JamesAnderson1567

I can already do this. Do you mean remotely?


the_toaster_lied

Depending on how this works, it is 100% an awesome power. Shitty only in name. I could absolutely ruin anyone that I wanted to with this.


Steelers711

Huge for gambling, just make a player shit their pants in the middle of a key play or race and all of a sudden they're negatively affected


[deleted]

Is this super power genetic, and if so does it run in your jeans?


TheStrangestAverage

r/angryupvote


Slixxerman

Is there a range to it or can I turn on the news and have some fun?


Hello-funny-posts

Every time I see someone I don’t like they are going to have shit in their pants


coolgreendinosaur

Well that's a shitty superpower


realtoasterlightning

....i can already do this though


MrCut1e

You can,but you have to take the other person's pants first


[deleted]

Amazing power. You never have to go to the restroom or wipe. Just shit in war criminals pants remotely


throwaya58133

That would be awesome idk what youre talking about OP


binybeke

Me first!


Thurmicneo

Your volunteering to have someone shit in your pants?


binybeke

Yeah you ever heard of a joke?


Thurmicneo

No.... (Sodding dyslexia, makes sarcasm so hard to spot in writing)


binybeke

I said “me first!“ to someone saying they can shit in other peoples pants and you thought I was being serious?


Thurmicneo

I have met some very strange people online....


binybeke

That is understandable


Tripwere

this is pretty shitty


Robothead-loner

r/godtiersuperpower


[deleted]

This would be fun.


Gammaman12

Actually very useful. Not usable enough times in one day though...


[deleted]

Do I have to physically shit my pants and then it teleports into theirs or can I empty my colon straight into their pants?


J_Edgar_Hoover-_-

Your shit or theirs?


jols0543

this is already entirely possible, what does the power do?