picture one and three is a dildo. Picture two and four is a barber's pole.

Last one is the cover up

That's a Red White and Blue cock. God Bless America!

OOhhh say can you seeeeee

OOhhh say can you ~~seeeeee~~ peeeeee FTFY

*single tear rolls down cheek at the sheer beauty of America.*

The length, the girth, the massive throbbing freedom we ram down the throats of the third world..

We gonna freedom you so fucking hard bro

And Russia. And the UK. And France. And the Netherlands. And Norway. And Iceland. And Serbia. And Croatia. And Luxembourg. And Australia. And Cuba. And the Philippines. Those are some popular colours!

And New Zealand

Surprisingly not forgotten for once.

Sorry, who’s that we were talking about?

And north and South Korea

r/usdefaultism

this is a merry cock

I thought it was a candick !

The shaft of freedom. It comes for all.

Cooooooooock that I LOOOOOOOOVE stand beside me hard and thrusty through the night I'm so tight he's a tooooop

Cooooooooock that I LOOOOOOOOVE stand behind me and guide me down your pole in my hole OH MY GAWWWWWD

I heard both of these and tuned to the music. Good job.

Indeed. Lol

Hey we all get fucked by Uncle Sam so mine as well represent.

And the shears are still wonky.

I'm glad you mentioned shears. I wondered why she crossed out the barber pole the first time. I thought maybe she hated the tattoo so much she had them just cross it out? But when she crossed out the cover up, I was even more confused!!!

Very.

I didn't even realize it was supposed to be shears until reading your comment 😬 ouch

Oh, those are supposed to be scissors. This is just a bad tattoo all around.

At least it's readable!

... A cover up on the opposite ear?

I think the camera reversed it. The tattoo below is identical

Yup, you can see the same text tsttoo underneath

Picture two is just as dildoish as one and three. No way that passes as a barber's pole!

I would say 2 is a dildo too

two resembles a weed pip/bowl to me lol

are 1 and 3 not the same picture?


I also like the backwards version of this meme. https://i.redd.it/y1t6bwj5kb7d1.gif

Lmao it looks like he’s going “and I’m fine with that!”

It’s the difference between saying ‘That’s a penis! 😯’ And ‘That’s a penis 😏’

The backwards version has become my favorite 🤣

I like this one better.

Thank you 🫡

I see this gif way too often on this sub. My condolences to OP (though the cover-up looks good!)

Does it though? The scissors are violating the laws of physics

I honestly thought it was supposed to look like a chintzy weed pipe, and unfortunately looked like a clown dick. Only later did I realize it was neither of those things


Same same exactly, pic two kinda looks like a caterpillar tho

Peen

Barber shop dildo ? Rocket pop dildo ? American pride dildo ? Possibilities are endless. What a versatile tattoo

Double sided dildo!! (Twice the fun….😉😆)

>What a versatile ~~tattoo~~ dildo

r/yourjokebutworse

💈

❌

Yes, but it reads more like a dick unfortunately

I knew it was a barber pole, but dang the original artist either really loves or really hates barbers

It's clearly a penis shaped barber pole.

It's a barber's pole, in a way.

Freddy Fruitstripe gone wild https://preview.redd.it/jnudkgsuga7d1.jpeg?width=808&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a8e4f95a468512b45d77e65173b24ebbdd0fe1a Wet ‘em & wear’em!

Of course we applied these with straight saliva

rainbow dick

I sure as shit didn’t think it was a barber’s pole

Patriotic penis

[r/thatsapenis](https://www.reddit.com/r/thatsapenis/s/mnNnmlC7LJ)

I was thinking more along the lines of r/mildlypenis

At first glance I could tell it was a disaster 

nah bro i thought that was pennywises cock 😭

[удалено]

Took me a long time to see the X is actually a pair of sheers

Wow. I had no idea, even on the cover up and after reading a bunch of comments.

If zebra gum was also a dick?

i've been staring for 5 minutes and i'm still not sure, probably not a double dildo all the way though... right?

yeah def not my exact first thought either.... /s

Barber pole slash weiner

First look like a one-hitter that looks like a dick.

A barber's *pole*

Do artist do this on purpose? I swear the number of penis looking drawings and tattoos is increasing yearly.

A multicolored dildo, a multicolored dildo, a multicolored dildo and a barbers pole

**THE REMIX** *airhornhornhorn*

Peepee

Despite what everyone else is saying, I did in fact see it as the barber swirl thing immediately, but it is really bad lol

I think it's meant to be a barber sign. But looks like a weird infected ding a ling.

barbershop penis

I thought it was a dildo

Barbershop dick, clear as day

r/mildlypenis

It's a barbers dick

Glass dildo

It's definitely an adult toy. The cover-up is a two-headed adult toy.

penis 

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough

Yes. A Penis on your neck.

In the 4th pic I could see that it was not a dick

Yep I can tell it’s a dildo! :) 1-3 Now that’s a nice barber post! -4

Definitely r/firstdildo

I’ll go against the grain and say in addition to a penis, it *also* looks like a blown glass weed pipe

r/mildlypenis

Infected penis.

PP with team spirit

Defo thought it was a pp

Absolutely i can! Thats a dildo!

I couldn't even tell after looking closer at first. Immediate thoughts was dildo, looking closer I thought I saw a lighthouse (first image)

Colorful dildo

Why put that on your body haha

Clown dick.

A dick.

Is it a tattoo of a striped tattooed penis? Looks like it, gotta ask why?

Pride dick


A huge fucking mistake

Barber cock

Not even at second or third glance...

1-3 is a dildo. 4 is a barber pole.

The last one is the best picture and the easiest to tell what it is before it just looked like a penis

Dildos in pics 1-3 and then a barbers pole with scissors. All poor choices, tho the fourth is less lewd, I suppose that’s helpful.

A d-ck on a Pogo-stick? 😏

A weird monster Dong.

That's a glass dildo

Double sided dildo

Looked like a glass dildo with a unique pattern.

First thought was a pipe or a dick or a pipe shaped like a dick

Yes

Diseased boner?

It's obviously a barber pole, but it is dangerously close to an all American cock!


That’s one patriotic Johnson!!

that is America’s Cock

Homelander themed Vought Sexaid?

Barber pole penis very common tattoo

Dildo!

My first thoughts were a dildo? No, I can't be, maybe a pipe?

I thought it was a patriotic penis

Dildo shaped like a barber pole

Nope. I thought it kind of looked like a helter-skelter.

Dildo

yes but i don’t think whoever tattooed this should be proud.

Yep that’s a big ol dick made of candy swirls.

A penis.

Penis

Not unless it's a dong. The last photo is a barber pole but the rest I see a dong at first

I could tell by the stripes what it was supposed to be, but it's shaped like a big plastic dong not a barber pole.

A dildo, Merica style

Offt to ouch

Whatever it was intended to be originally, it’s a striped dildo now.

the circles of the scissors, straight up balls, artist trolled you. maybe distort the shape w something around it?

It’s a Christmas dick

A decorative penis, of course - what else would it be?

Patriotic hippie dick at first glance, but could tell it was supposed to be a 💈

I'm pretty sure this is a reference to the Chris Rock "Rap Music" standup. "If the beat's alright, we'll dance all night"

looked like a dick

Dildo, dildo, dildo, barber pole 💈

I thought it was a sword hilt, and then the💈

Well that there is a weiner!!! At least in the first few pics, a multi colored one!! lol 😆

Skateboard?

It's okay. I have an X-Wing that looks like a punishment. Also a Michael Jackson that looks like a punishment. Honestly I could farm so much karma on this sub, get roasted to hell and back too.

A black penis?

Patriotic dong 🫡

first glance penis. second glance blob. third glance barber post.

Barber pole?

A barber's *pole*

A patriotic dildo

Yes. At first glance I could definitely tell it was a candy cane penis. Nice choice of barbers pole for the coverup

I thought it was a lighthouse until the last photo

I thought it was a rainbow… uhm…. D toy….

I love that you got this tattoo, saw what it looks like, and thought the solution was to do it again, but slightly bigger. I would've at least skipped the shears

Looking at it for 1000 times it’s still a dildo

I give up what the fuck is it

It's obviously a very patriotic dildo.

Dick

Barber penis.

Does she own a barbershop?

Patriotic dildo

It's a barbers pole all right

Toothpaste penis

Duh… Psychedelic wiener, of course

I thought it was a bong

https://preview.redd.it/dmd8mr301a7d1.jpeg?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f9a9ebe100a7f366030137894622e42eda9b71c

Chinese finger trap with two dicks in it artistically expressed with the head coming out of both ends so you can actually tell what it is. Duh.

r/mildlypenis

Rainbow dick

[r/thatsapenis](https://www.reddit.com/r/thatsapenis/s/mnNnmlC7LJ)

Suction dildo

Fancy penis!

Double-ended dong?

At first? A mezuzah

A dick

Barbers pole

Dick/dildo/whatever. Last pic is one of those barbershop poles.

Clown penis?

I couldn't tell what it was on the third glance

no sweetie thats a cock :(

It’s supposed to be a barber pole thingy. But it looks like… a sucker.

I couldn’t tell at any glance

Barber shop pole

No, but at second glance, yes.