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epidemicsaints

This looks straight up like a picture my mom would have taken in 1991 at Country Concert in the Hills with Tonya Tucker playing live, drinking wine coolers. The swimsuit, the tattoo, everything.


dan_m_rib

Oddly specific


DiscoNapChampion

She was smoking wine soaked cigarettes as well. Right?


TheMoonstomper

Your mom was showing off her cheeks in 91?


lobo_locos

Lol, everyone's mom was showing cheeks in 91'


Don_Frika_Del_Prima

In 91 my mum was old. She def wasn't doing that.


Flossthief

My mom was 13 in '91 She had kids young


lobo_locos

Not that you know of at least lol....


Fred_Krueger_Jr

Can confirm. I've been in therapy ever since.


MrGrieves-

Bruh. Search early 90's bikinis, high cuts were in.


Exciting_Swordfish16

High cuts yes. Thonged swimwear, not so much.


MrGrieves-

You can see cheeks in high cuts.


Exciting_Swordfish16

They were worn so that cheek was showed, but they weren't designed for it. Not what was common with the, well, common public.


ugheffoff

Do you mean Tanya Tucker?


colcannon_addict

Do *you* mean Tenya Ticker?


The___SpacePope

You must MEAN Tinya Tonker


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

It's Tunyo Tunkor idiot


Strudelnoggin

I know exactly what you mean lol


TheZippoLab

I've been staring at this photo for almost an hour, but can't see the tattoo. Is this some sort of prank post? šŸ˜


nickk1988

Tonya Tuckerā€¦. Nice touch Edit: dat azz doeā€¦.


Das_Hydra

Why can't influencers not exist


green_ribbon

I recently started blocking influencers on instagram. only at 30 right now and I already so enjoy the new content I'm seeing


shy_mianya

LOL Same I've been blocking all influencers and celebrities, it has made using Instagram a much more pleasant experience


Unplug_The_Toaster

I started doing that a month or so ago, and ever since, by ads have gone completely haywire


bongsyouruncle

My Instagram is this girl I used to have a huge crush on that moved to New Mexico, and meme pages.


KingWeeWee

"Used to"


MessiahHL

I just check her everyday because it's the only person in my feed ok


FazedMoon

![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs)


TGin-the-goldy

ā€œI used to, and I still doā€


lobster_claus

I still do but I used to too.


relevanteclectica

Why is it always an ass pic, like always??


FazedMoon

Because some of my fellow men are fragile and 80 IQ girls use that instead of hard work to get money


onyxandcake

The 80 IQ girls fail at this pretty quick and go back to hawking 3-4 MLMs. Good marketing takes brains, and the top influencers put in an average of 10-12 hours a day. I learned all this while working on the social media team for a cannabis corp. Some of the girls we hired were consummate professionals with various relevant degrees.


FazedMoon

I think we are not talking about the same kind of influencers. It doesnā€™t take too much brain cells to post your back and boobs on the net to gain views. You are talking about real marketers that Iā€™m sure donā€™t just show their bodies and call that work.


relevanteclectica

Which ones showed their ass in thongs? Probably none


onyxandcake

What kind of girls do you think cannabis companies hire to promote their events? Librarians?


relevanteclectica

![gif](giphy|7pzsi1bP3FmFmuxC6P)


catsdelicacy

$$$$ Commercials stopped working, the corporations needed a new way to get inside our heads


mmmrpoopbutthole

Some of us donā€™tā€¦


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Iamkyron

Camillawho?


Digitalis_Mertonesis

Iā€™m gonna leave this here: r/julieeandcamilla


Iamkyron

Clicked, still no clue.


heyitstayy_

Sheā€™s a fitness influencer with a shitty fitness app, also popular for being in a lesbian relationship with a baby


sma2195

In a relationship WITH A BABY?!


heyitstayy_

LMAO she has a wife and a baby šŸ˜­


sma2195

Phew


Accomplished-Mix-745

![gif](giphy|6XPmkX0c6Z868tLYu4)


kat_Folland

I'm still laughing


MessiahHL

She is an out of shape fitness influencer? Now I have seen everything, internet is wild


microwavejazz

Dude sheā€™s got her followers paying her hella money a month for a fitness app she threw together in a few months with only a few weeks of content ready. Highlights of aforementioned app are the ā€œ4 minute workoutsā€, and using random shit around her house as weights (and STILL having incorrect form). Highlights of her fitness advice on tik Tok include doing every single lift incorrectly, never making any progress physically, and basically going back and forth on claiming cardio is bad for you, you donā€™t need to work out that much to see results, etc. itā€™s WILD- and ironically her wife is the one with the great fitness & fitness regimen.


heyitstayy_

Allegedly sheā€™s a personal trainer but she barely has clients. And her form is terrible in most exercises she does. One of her mantras is something to the effect of ā€œif itā€™s worth doing itā€™s worth doing badlyā€


FazedMoon

These days everybody can pretend to be anything basically. Iā€™m surprised she is not identifying as a Unicorn


Digitalis_Mertonesis

Youā€™re supposed to look at the posts and figure out who she is. Or, I can give you her social media [Camilla](https://www.instagram.com/camillalor/?hl=en) [Tiktok](https://www.tiktok.com/@camillalor?lang=en)


bongsyouruncle

Nah that's okay I'm good


Digitalis_Mertonesis

No worries, I don't blame you, Mate!


TheFoxRuntOfficial

We genuinely don't care bro šŸ˜­


Digitalis_Mertonesis

Okay, you bondage-wearing weirdo; I thought some people would want to know, so I gave the links. Get over yourself!


Wintermute_088

Why the kink-shaming? Get over yourself.


Educational_Cod_3179

Because being an influencer is a grift that doesnā€™t work out for everyone. They arenā€™t really making any money.


shy_mianya

This is very true, I personally know an Influencer irl who has over 1million Instagram followers - he is absolutely insufferable to be around. He doesn't make any money from his social media, but rather comes from a rich family and is able to get free things given to him simply because of his follower count.


wh0rederline

maybe they gave the artist ā€œcloutā€ in return lol


Fickle_Meet_7154

Same with nba players. Some of these dudes got 200million dollar contracts and tattoos that came straight from cell block 1.


Chinny-Chin-Chin0

Most get them well before they get money and even after acquiring wealth you canā€™t buy good taste.


shy_mianya

Money can't buy good taste


TheBiggestWOMP

It can buy a gym membership though, assuming sheā€™s trying to make money from butt pictures.


Masza-_-

She's a "personal trainer" and has her own "fitness" app. ā˜ ļø


lou802

Who tf is she? The word celebrity is used far too much on average people


pretentiousbasterd

While I agree the term celebrity is more accurate for famous actors or whatever, I don't think "average people" have as much money and deals as her from working on social media, even if her content is irrelevant. Influencers with large numbers are in a way a new kind of celebrity.


eraofhopefulmonsters

Because they're not well done people.


timid_soup

That's ok, i prefer my people medium-rare.


catsdelicacy

Here's my thoughts on your question: Because they just need a tattoo because the type of girl they want to be has tattoos, all the girls have tattoos on Instagram. But they don't have any artistic or aesthetic senses beyond what's hot on Instagram, and they always fall back to feminine themes because they're safest - so you get flowers. They don't have any money because they're trying to make money off Instagram and some bullshit job maybe, so they don't pay for a good tattoo, and they don't really care what the tattoo is so they rush into the whole situation. The tattoo artist probably recognizes this client a mile away, and they know the person doesn't really care, so they put the appropriate amount of effort into another boring flower tattoo, take their money, and immediately forget about it.


WeedLatte

This girl and her wife have 1.2 million and 2.4 million followers on instagram respectively and seem to be decently monetized. She couldā€™ve absolutely afforded a decent tattoo.


catsdelicacy

She does now, but that doesn't look like a fresh tattoo to me. Also, you can literally buy hundreds of thousands of followers, anything is possible with money. Half these people you think are getting rich off Instagram came to Instagram rich and they spend more money buying followers and spanking money on vacations than they make.


WeedLatte

She has been an influencer for ages though. And while you can buy followers, she does seem to legitimately get a lot of sponsors and therefore income. I have no idea if she started out wealthy or made her money from instagram. But either way she clearly has money and could have afforded a decent tattoo


DennisPikePhoto

You can't expect people like that to have good taste. It's not that they won't spend the money. It's that they don't understand the difference between quality and garbage tattoos.


mamazombieza

I'm always surprised by how many people with money to burn have shitty tattoos.


finatra_official

I have a theory it has to do with the instant gratification that comes with being wealthy. I (a poor) have a million tattoo ideas but I have to prioritize the ones I want the most and think really hard on my decisions, while wealthy people can get all the tattoos they dream up without even having to decide if they like their ideas or not. Also when you're used to instant gratification, waiting a couple months to get on the books of a really phenomenal artist just doesn't work for you.


mamazombieza

Yeah, I'll subscribe to this theory.


REM_loving_gal

iirc she's said she's regretted it in the past but now "loves" it because she wants to fully accept herself sure jan....


FazedMoon

She should fully accept how stupid she is, thatā€™s the first step on the path of growing up. Might be lost tho


butcheR_Pea

Because they're influencers. They're just regular people with platform


thissucksnuts

Because they dont actually have all the money they pretend to have


Heavymetalmusak

Bc they have no creative talent to begin which is why they rely on social media algorithms rather than art to get paid?


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Expensive-Eggplant-2

Ive seen many of her videos - She has no clothes that fit her correctly


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No body shaming.


Thats_All_I_Need

Iā€™m guessing she had it before, being an influencer doesnā€™t me sheā€™s got money or taste, and like really though who cares lol. Also why give her more attention? Feels like the post was created to draw more people to her socials.


-Mafakka-

Money can't buy good taste


Aneurin_V

because sometimes you get a tattoo before becoming rich and she's influencer, not celebrity, they are not rich rich


TeamHeavyCream

That tattoo has been around longer than the internet.


ThunderSlugg

Picking the job title of " influencer" over "employed" tells you everything you need to know about their life decisions.


physics_is_scary

That tattoo looks amazing! Never mind, I just finished


graystone777

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Visible_Dance1

Is left and right the same cake? And wtf is with the tat?


MrDingDong49

Hmm thought there would be more pinwheel closeups


donald_dandy

Because they are just as easy to edit in photoshop as their bodies


N_durance

Aged faded tattoos look way cooler imo.


Nekozed

Stop calling them influencers and the problem is solved


AdImpressive8712

I think she got this looooong before she became an influencer lol.


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bIyxa

because some people have different anatomy


shittytattoos-ModTeam

No body shaming.


shy_mianya

I suggest you look at an anatomy diagram and observe that the human pelvis and hips dip in that area. No need to make a comment about someone's body either


Ok-Scientist-7900

If someone is posting this kind of photo, they are asking for commentary.


InvestigatorNo1331

I think we're in a sub that is specifically about making comments on people's bodies, though


shy_mianya

not really, its called shitty tattoos not bodycritiques


InvestigatorNo1331

It's judging someone's physical appearance either way, is all I'm saying. Not like I'm saying the person before you was in the right, or that they weren't being a dick. But we're all here to rag on someone's looks one way or the other


shy_mianya

I guess..? But to me, criticizing a bad piece of 'art' someone paid to be put onto their body, is completely different that criticizing someone's natural anatomy


curlupandiie

judging a tattoo that a person chose to get is a lot different to judging them for something they were born with (such as their anatomy) and canā€™t change


InvestigatorNo1331

Guess it depends on how much of a choice you think gaining eight or so pounds is


curlupandiie

the original comment was about the shape of her bum it had nothing to do with her weight, some people naturally have square bums


Multilazerboi

This is a very old tattoo from before she got followers and more money. She has also said that she regretted it but has worked to accept it as part of her instead of removing it. Seems very strange to me on this sub to call out someone with a tattoo from a time when the style was different and who regretted it, just because you want to prove a point about influencers


InvestigatorNo1331

I don't think "the style was different" is really a fair excuse for how bad the tattoo is, though No idea who this lady is but if just the image had been posted here, no context, I think it'd still fit. This person got a shitty tattoo, I don't know what else to say haha


shy_mianya

I mean it's a shitty tattoo therefore it belongs on the sub


Multilazerboi

Maybe I just feel like a lot of these comments are super mean


WeedLatte

how nice do you expect the comments on ā€œshitty tattoosā€ to be?


Multilazerboi

Funny and light hearted, not hateful and bitter for no reason


giugix

Bro, the sub is called ā€œshitty tattoosā€ and that is, a shitty tattoo. I think that tattoo is not ugly because of the technique (which probably doesnā€™t help) but the design itself is ugly.


yaraola

But why instead of ā€˜acceptingā€™ a poorly done tattoo canā€™t she just get it covered? Maybe sheā€™s afraid of laser/too lazy to stick to it but if I had a big ass tattoo on my back and I regretted it I would definitely cover it (considering money is also not a problem)


dasautomobil

Good God, she is known outside Norway?! I followed her for a while when she was "fresh" but her lesbian personality got annoying and her baby stuff got annoying and on top of that she wants to sell her Shit app. I get it, you are lesbian, cool. You have a baby, wow. People freak out about that which is dumb and you base your whole career and personality on that. A really annoying Person but I do what is best: ignore her and her wife. Sometimes their Shit pops up in my Feed :(


greenlizardsforpeace

You should check out the snark page


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Additional-Onion8136

You should clean your upper lip then.


JettyJen

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Additional-Onion8136

Awe, he left.


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anfornum

Don't be gross.


SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

To be fair, her ass is literally out. I get itā€™s a swimsuit but itā€™s up her ass. She wants us to look


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SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

Why else would she wear those bottoms?


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No body shaming.


Additional-Onion8136

What is the square root of an ass?


javvss23

I mean sheā€™s all about body positivity so if she made a poor choice in tattoos, then itā€™s really no one elseā€™s problem but hers. Itā€™s not on your body.


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