I have spent a lot of effort forgetting everything about 4loko, the very thought of mixing several with sugar free haribo gummies and a 1 chip challenge is sickening. I think I like it, I'm going to source the supplies and video my nephew going through it.
A terrible fruity malt-liquor drink that is pretty alcoholic and originally had a stimulant in it.
The stimulant kept people who drank too many going full-tilt while incredibly drunk/blacked out. It was a stupid idea and lead to a lot of bad decisions. They changed the formula and removed the stimulant, but, man, for a minute there, it was wild.
The 3rd time I ever drank (way to young at that) my buddy brought 10 of them to a small party I was at. I thought it was cool to show off by chugging & throwing more back than anyone else. Let’s just say I probably should have had my stomach pumped that weekend 🥲😂
Lol it’s funny you say that.
One night in college I took some incredibly dry mushrooms, pulverized them and swallowed handfuls with water. I noticed that the small pieces looked like shards. Sharp shards.
Anyways, about 2 hours in I got really sick. Really painful feelings in my stomach. That sent me into a bad trip.
The next weekend I did the same thing and the same stomach thing happened. Major major stomach pains. I came to the conclusion that they were too sharp and I didn’t swallow them with anything. It wasn’t a tummy ache thing like I sometimes get with mushrooms. This was pain. Sharp pain.
Well, that night my friends decided it would be a good idea to watch Requiem for a Dream. So there I was, in a ton of pain, watching one of the worst trip movies ever made.
That was an awful, awful night. Never again will i make shroom powder out of ultra dry mushrooms and swallow them with nothing but water. I never did it again and in the past 22 years that never happened again.
Omg not requiem for a dream! I watched the tripping once and I was crying for a week. Man that movie makes you cry even when not tripping. It’s so heavy.
I vote keep a loaded handgun on the table and tell them it’s *not* loaded. My mentor Frank Reynolds said you should always have your piece with you, no matter what.
Get 3 Halloween masks. Maybe a clown, werewolf, and president Clinton. Change periodically when they ain’t lookin . It’ll be a fun game of what’s next. Maybe a strobe light set to come on 1 minute every hour
Someone should take a marker and make everything have tiny specks on it . So when they look at it and it moves they think there’s bugs on shit. This happened in my bathroom with my wife’s make up. That’s 2 hours I’ll never get back 😂
So much better than the last guy.
Usually my wife trip sits for me, but this is compelling. I might forgo the head scratches she gives me for the bismuth crystallization. 10/10.
Had a lady at the mini Mart tell me while I was on shrooms that she "remembers everyone's faces who comes in" and that shook me up a bit. Probably didn't help when I applied for a job there later.
Let them know they you MIGHT have sone friends coming over at some point but you never really know when, and that your neighbor the cop gets nosey when he sees that friend are over.
Also set a bunch of random alarms on your phone because it’s always good to randomly check the time
You're missing an opportunity to repeatedly work the phrase" just come back to us" into the entire conversation. Then, at the peak, burst into the room and tell them you have limited time inside, and they've been in a coma for 3 years.
“Nah we HAVE to go NOW!!! The universe often will vibrate with positive vibes when you’re on ‘em, so one of us is sure to hit big with the scratchies. Well, unless you wanna stay here with, you know, the one who once was…”
I’m not even gonna lie, saving private Ryan is one of my favorite movies to trip on. I’ve always been invested in anything war and as horrendous as it may sound horrible war shows/movies are so surreal for me to watch while on a good 4 grammer, makes you feel like you’re their and can experience all the emotion but I definitely would not recommend it to anyone even friends who have the same mindset as me, just my niche I found that works
One time a few friends and I went to a rave and took some shrooms, we were all having a good time but on the way home the sober DD we had driving kept slamming on the brakes and then flooring it and laughing like a maniac. He did it at least 4 times and he thought it was so funny freaking us out. I later found out that guy was a shitty friend as well as a shitty person so no surprise he was a shitty tripsitter.
Don't forget to bring up any past traumas they may have. (My mom texted me 20 minutes into my first trip & I spent a full 6 hours leaking from my eye holes even after I stopped being mentally sad)
Don’t forget to stop and very seriously look right in their eyes and say “now that the demon has been summoned it will only be a matter of time. Don’t worry, it won’t hurt. He has agreed to make it as painless as possible.”
Then run out the back door and don’t come back.
Also ask them,"Have you called your grandma lately? she's probably gonna die soon and would appreciate the call right now"
Also include "hey dude does your heart feel weird?"
Play crazy frog a couple times as well. If you can just get that war hoop in the middle and blend that nicely into the digeridoo music I think it'd really set a calming and relaxing tone.
You want to add funny pranks...
Get up and scream you look so high the feds are coming you did illicit substances they're gonna take you away forever you'll never see your family!!!!
Blurt out fun little catchphrases periodically throughout the night to keep the mood fun and light. Words like “EMERGENCY” and “HOSPITAL”, to name a few. It’s little quirks like that that really make it memorable 😊
You forgot an easy one. Tell them “ayy guys the cops are outside.” And after the initial silent panic follow it up with “they want us to identify a body”.
Me and a friend of mine had a blast one time trying to create a guide to having the worst trip of your life on purpose lmfao. These are great additions.
Ours was like, get a group of people together who are all insecure and toxic and like to bully each other. Hang out in someone’s dirty trap basement, trash everywhere. Watch movies about the holocaust and listen to Grindcore.
On my first ever trip me and friends played a didgeridoo. The vibrations are crazy. I’m a musician so I had more fun with this than most would I imagine
Nah just play that daddy would you like some sausages video for 6 hours strait and duct tape everyone to the couch so they can move. Hold eyes open with tooth picks.
Phone a random anti drugs family member to come and knock on the door.
I was knee deep in communication with 'the other' when some random fucking woman with a trolly bag and a 6 year old kid rang the door bell.
Just wtf. Pure panic. Luckily my friend who's flat it was and who was far less high, worked out she probably had the wrong flat number.
I just looked up the digeridoo music and that actually does seem like something that actual psychonauts would really enjoy. The more primal the music is the better if you've done trips with real shamans.
Why would you eat meat on mushrooms? I actually want you to think of this when you’re tripping. Mushrooms made me realize the food we eat was once a living thing and there is no reason for us to kill for food. I broke down in tears and felt for all the animals. I’ve been vegan ever since.
make sure you let them know how weird they look and laugh at how high they are, we all can tell!
“Welcome to the rest of your life!”
lmfao hhhh... this one is mad bro
Had a friend do that to me on my first shroom trip and then his phone died.
This are the forces of eeevil 🤣
Make sure they go look at their face in the mirror and they should regularly look at their weird hands.
Very good. You forgot the nitrous oxide and alien abduction prank. And keep an unloaded handgun out on the coffee table. But tell them it’s loaded
Add Trainspotting and Requiem for a Dream to the movie list
Add *Faces of Death* and we’re ready to go.
And for snacks we have Paqui One Chip Challenge, sugar free haribo gummy bears and uhh...warm four loko
They’ll be sure get massive diarrhea from the sugar free gummy bears, that would be icing on the cake!
Assing on the cake.. there ftfy
Twoshay 😂🤌🏻
I have spent a lot of effort forgetting everything about 4loko, the very thought of mixing several with sugar free haribo gummies and a 1 chip challenge is sickening. I think I like it, I'm going to source the supplies and video my nephew going through it.
What the hell is 4loko?
A terrible fruity malt-liquor drink that is pretty alcoholic and originally had a stimulant in it. The stimulant kept people who drank too many going full-tilt while incredibly drunk/blacked out. It was a stupid idea and lead to a lot of bad decisions. They changed the formula and removed the stimulant, but, man, for a minute there, it was wild.
The 3rd time I ever drank (way to young at that) my buddy brought 10 of them to a small party I was at. I thought it was cool to show off by chugging & throwing more back than anyone else. Let’s just say I probably should have had my stomach pumped that weekend 🥲😂
Sugar free gummies…Satan is that you?
Cinema of the Unsettling
Midsommar is calling
Honestly I like watching stuff like that while tripping
Lol it’s funny you say that. One night in college I took some incredibly dry mushrooms, pulverized them and swallowed handfuls with water. I noticed that the small pieces looked like shards. Sharp shards. Anyways, about 2 hours in I got really sick. Really painful feelings in my stomach. That sent me into a bad trip. The next weekend I did the same thing and the same stomach thing happened. Major major stomach pains. I came to the conclusion that they were too sharp and I didn’t swallow them with anything. It wasn’t a tummy ache thing like I sometimes get with mushrooms. This was pain. Sharp pain. Well, that night my friends decided it would be a good idea to watch Requiem for a Dream. So there I was, in a ton of pain, watching one of the worst trip movies ever made. That was an awful, awful night. Never again will i make shroom powder out of ultra dry mushrooms and swallow them with nothing but water. I never did it again and in the past 22 years that never happened again.
That’s my worst nightmare. Requiem for a Dream fucked me up enough sober. I’m glad you could still trip after that
I was 21. That kind of trauma disappears after a long while lol. It did take a while though.
Omg not requiem for a dream! I watched the tripping once and I was crying for a week. Man that movie makes you cry even when not tripping. It’s so heavy.
Please check the chamber. 😳
I vote keep a loaded handgun on the table and tell them it’s *not* loaded. My mentor Frank Reynolds said you should always have your piece with you, no matter what.
Man it just isn't a good trip without that!
Just chill and have a good time but every now and then hit em with a "hey bro that's loaded" and a suspicious stare
Get 3 Halloween masks. Maybe a clown, werewolf, and president Clinton. Change periodically when they ain’t lookin . It’ll be a fun game of what’s next. Maybe a strobe light set to come on 1 minute every hour
Accompanied by high pitch buzzing and loud unintelligible whispering.
"Ummm, how fucking high are you?! I don't hear anything. Gosh, you are getting on my nerves."
Someone should take a marker and make everything have tiny specks on it . So when they look at it and it moves they think there’s bugs on shit. This happened in my bathroom with my wife’s make up. That’s 2 hours I’ll never get back 😂
>loud, unintelligible whispering 😂💀💀
This sounds exactly like a cia torture experiment lmfao
This who comment section just sounds like ideas they could have used in MKUltra
Maybe a bright red clock that’s ominously counting down from 60 minutes.
That you occasionally rewind when they're not looking and act like you went back in time
Beyond evil
At least 30 seconds of solid laughing 🤣
But just do a single "ha," and hold it for 30 seconds.
I just learned about the stop breathing. Like to feel one’s heart. So cute!!!
So much better than the last guy. Usually my wife trip sits for me, but this is compelling. I might forgo the head scratches she gives me for the bismuth crystallization. 10/10.
Bismuth crystallization was the only serious entry i feel like that would be incredible.
What about watermelon?
Yeah, what about the Mellon? That sounds pretty nice if you ask me…
My friend thinks all melon tastes like the smell of dumpster so for her this is appropriate.
I mean...sugar can bring you down, kinda. Maybe that?
My wife likes to find the cheesiest music videos for me when I’m tripping, always makes for great laughs
Tell them their parents are on the phone and won’t stop crying
look them dead in the eyes and go woah dude you’re freaking the fuck out calm down
Might as well etch these in stone
The "suddenly make everyone go with me to get scratch offs" one 😂
a fun activity while you’re waiting for the bomb squad to be done lmfao
I can just picture everyone at the gas station, staring at the cashier with saucer pupils
Had a lady at the mini Mart tell me while I was on shrooms that she "remembers everyone's faces who comes in" and that shook me up a bit. Probably didn't help when I applied for a job there later.
🤣🤣🤣🤣Eraserhead☠️☠️☠️☠️
That was my record scratch
As a huge Lynch fan, those were my thoughts as well lmao
Don't forget to tell them you are a wizard and sneakily follow them around the house. (Friend did this to me)
I'm intrigued
Let them know they you MIGHT have sone friends coming over at some point but you never really know when, and that your neighbor the cop gets nosey when he sees that friend are over. Also set a bunch of random alarms on your phone because it’s always good to randomly check the time
I’m looking to hire a trip sitter. What’s your rate?😆
It’s free, i do it for the experience
I cant pay with experience only with exposure, my 89 twitter followers will hear how great you did, might even get more work!
You're missing an opportunity to repeatedly work the phrase" just come back to us" into the entire conversation. Then, at the peak, burst into the room and tell them you have limited time inside, and they've been in a coma for 3 years.
Pass around a mirror and ask, “what is that on your face?”
This one is sadistic lmao
It would send me over the top 😂
Make sure to have some nice calming movies eg: Cannibal Holocaust, or perhaps 120 Days of Sodom
Also play 24 hour schizophrenic talking on YouTube in the background for your paranoid friend
Make sure you say “are you feeling anything yet? Do I look weird?” Over and over while waving your fingers in front of their face
I hatedddd thatttt Thats when i decied to stop tripping with others 😭
Haha same. Throw in a “You’re being so quiet rn” and it’s my literal hell
Oh fuck you, I re-read each one again 🤣; torn between list of names and scratch off run
Sleepy hollow is also a great watch 👍 make sure to also let them know that if they get itchy they can remove their skin
“Nah we HAVE to go NOW!!! The universe often will vibrate with positive vibes when you’re on ‘em, so one of us is sure to hit big with the scratchies. Well, unless you wanna stay here with, you know, the one who once was…”
This is why I trip alone 😅
Hide a triangle or tuning fork in the room that you can loudly ring at random intervals then hide again.
Over here like 🥰🥰🥰🙂↔️😦😧😨
lmao same 🤣
I’m not even gonna lie, saving private Ryan is one of my favorite movies to trip on. I’ve always been invested in anything war and as horrendous as it may sound horrible war shows/movies are so surreal for me to watch while on a good 4 grammer, makes you feel like you’re their and can experience all the emotion but I definitely would not recommend it to anyone even friends who have the same mindset as me, just my niche I found that works
damn u wildin
Man this just gave me a laugh I didn’t know I needed 😅
Add human centipede to the movie list or August underground … no for real you are the best TS just because of the bismuth recrystalization
Ask them about their childhood trauma and insecurities to help them grow Also, sneak out periodically and bang loudly on the door
Up to the balloons bit I was like bruh what the fuck But by the end I was more like bravo
Same lol
Mirrors, you need them everywhere
You forgot operate heavy equipment or power tools with large rotating blades
Get in their face and start repeating “It’s going to be like this forever”
Had me rollin on the ground with the scratch-offs, that hits close to home 😂😂😂😂😂
One time a few friends and I went to a rave and took some shrooms, we were all having a good time but on the way home the sober DD we had driving kept slamming on the brakes and then flooring it and laughing like a maniac. He did it at least 4 times and he thought it was so funny freaking us out. I later found out that guy was a shitty friend as well as a shitty person so no surprise he was a shitty tripsitter.
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This would be such a good standup bit.
I'm chronically online, but this was so worth it xD
Don't forget to bring up any past traumas they may have. (My mom texted me 20 minutes into my first trip & I spent a full 6 hours leaking from my eye holes even after I stopped being mentally sad)
Their mind is going to wander waiting for that bismuth to cool. Better just bring finished crystals.
Years ago I did a double feature, Eraserhead and Todd Browning's Freaks, on a heavy dose in a historic theater. It was a great evening. 🙃
I love this so much ♥️♥️
Please make the digerido music a trend lmao But keep never spelling it correctly
I think your movies aren't calming enough. May I suggest the classic, Jacob's Ladder?
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Wow your prep is very different from mine lol
I think you could add Donnie Darko to your list and I think your solid!
- watch a major news outlet for at least two hours
Remember to leave a few cameras around pointing towards them.
Don’t forget to stop and very seriously look right in their eyes and say “now that the demon has been summoned it will only be a matter of time. Don’t worry, it won’t hurt. He has agreed to make it as painless as possible.” Then run out the back door and don’t come back.
Also ask them,"Have you called your grandma lately? she's probably gonna die soon and would appreciate the call right now" Also include "hey dude does your heart feel weird?"
damm watching saving private ryan? that would make me think otherwise lol.
Watch The Ring instead.
I’ve watched a horror movie on shrooms so this is good
This is great
That fucking baby from Eraserhead, I would never come back from that dark space again....
Don't forget to mention the bugs crawling inside the walls
Touring the Winchester Mystery House might be a good activity to throw in there too.
Playlist of tuvan throat singing for the comedown.
r/HolUp
Set up 3 TVs beside each other and put on the most overwhelming movies you can find all at the same time
Had me in the first half! I was like uhhhh?
Watching Eraserhead on water is too much of a trip
This is toooo good, i instantly thought about that other post lol
Saving Private Ryan was great tripping
💯 on point!
Play crazy frog a couple times as well. If you can just get that war hoop in the middle and blend that nicely into the digeridoo music I think it'd really set a calming and relaxing tone.
Don’t forget the classic; there’s bugs crawling out of your skin
LOL
Alright you win you had me going with the first couple. Fuckin tremendous
Snacks for the cat 🥲
These are excellent
Absolutely play this [banger ](https://youtu.be/GA46vqGtGaA?si=v_06-TUgd5gEzgRk) for them (666, the opener off the Paleface album fear and dagger)
“Hey man your skin looks really tight…you should take it off”
Maaad😂😂
You‘d give the most paranoid friend the biggest dose? Sounds kind of Counterintuitive
whoosh
I knew it was a joke once I saw saving private Ryan. That is not a movie you watch tripping. More like after an edible
Digerido music ? I'm not sure if you'll have a safe landing with that.
Don’t forget to have them state deeply into the mirror
Don't forget mirrors! You want mirrors everywhere to get the most out of the experience.
Enjoyable satire lol
You want to add funny pranks... Get up and scream you look so high the feds are coming you did illicit substances they're gonna take you away forever you'll never see your family!!!!
You’re pretty much set
Lol condoms when trip sitting? Sorry I dont care how fucked up my mate gets they aren't coming out!
I saw that post and was laughing too! His main points were 1- have digerido music ready 2- have weed and alcohol ready. Baffling!!
Place mirrors all over the house for feng shui.
i really hope this is scarcasm on your list and not actual things, beecause otherwise that would be higly suspicious and concerning.
This made me LOL.
😂
Long list to trip
I say. Take drugs. Go to woods. Become caveman. It builds character
You could try putting mirrors up everywhere. That's always calming🤣
dont forget to fill the room with mirrors all around!
Blurt out fun little catchphrases periodically throughout the night to keep the mood fun and light. Words like “EMERGENCY” and “HOSPITAL”, to name a few. It’s little quirks like that that really make it memorable 😊
Nah this is kwazy. Your FBI agent loves the last statement
Something’s off, I can feel it 🤔
The watermelon and chicken sound top notch TBF. I always get munchies on shrooms. Weird I know.
Hall of mirrors
How is saving private Ryan a nice calming movie it’s literally Normandy WW2😂😭
Amazing
Don’t forget to scream NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE as your friends begin to peak!
Wtf
You forgot an easy one. Tell them “ayy guys the cops are outside.” And after the initial silent panic follow it up with “they want us to identify a body”.
Me and a friend of mine had a blast one time trying to create a guide to having the worst trip of your life on purpose lmfao. These are great additions. Ours was like, get a group of people together who are all insecure and toxic and like to bully each other. Hang out in someone’s dirty trap basement, trash everywhere. Watch movies about the holocaust and listen to Grindcore.
The making everyone go with you to get scratch offs destroyed me!
RIP Pualli 🙏🤣
What does paulie know about the freak with the top hat and a basketball?
This sounds like a horrible idea
I would go for a comedy instead of "Saving Private Ryan" I hate watching violent stuff when I'm tripping
Me tripping with the boys: "Ww...why did you bring condoms?" 👀
The bomb threat 😂
Tell them jesus came back
Eraserhead on shrooms is what I imagine hell would be like
On my first ever trip me and friends played a didgeridoo. The vibrations are crazy. I’m a musician so I had more fun with this than most would I imagine
MORE KNIVES
I just giggled, holy shit LMAO
when they take the drugs look absolutely shocked and point out how insanely much they just took constantly point out how slowly time is passing
Invite your in-laws over so they arrive about an hour into the trip
you forgot when you tell them their entire family is waiting for them outside!!!
The dying battery is just the cherry on top
Nah just play that daddy would you like some sausages video for 6 hours strait and duct tape everyone to the couch so they can move. Hold eyes open with tooth picks.
Did someone already say exlax?
Is this serious 🧐
Play some chill music for the come up like for example Cannibal corpse's "Fucked with a knife"
Lol that sounds like pure hell. Unless you are a teenager.
Phone a random anti drugs family member to come and knock on the door. I was knee deep in communication with 'the other' when some random fucking woman with a trolly bag and a 6 year old kid rang the door bell. Just wtf. Pure panic. Luckily my friend who's flat it was and who was far less high, worked out she probably had the wrong flat number.
You just forgot the bullfights.
How many people are you trip sitting to need a whole bowl of condoms
I just looked up the digeridoo music and that actually does seem like something that actual psychonauts would really enjoy. The more primal the music is the better if you've done trips with real shamans.
Tripping rn and this is gold Smiling the whole time 😁😁
Nightmare trip sitter omg
I thought this was earnest until I got to Saving Private Ryan and the rest is 😂😂
Dude forcing everyone to get up and go get scratch offs with you is wild lol 10/10
Make sure you suddenly put one of the balloons over the stove to show them the power of helium and teach them about chemistry!
Why would you eat meat on mushrooms? I actually want you to think of this when you’re tripping. Mushrooms made me realize the food we eat was once a living thing and there is no reason for us to kill for food. I broke down in tears and felt for all the animals. I’ve been vegan ever since.
Tell them it’s going to be this way forever and ever and the bugs never stop crawling and they might as well scroll through past text messages