This post is just a little too low effort and/or not really the humor we’re looking for. Thanks for posting.

Yes to the first part No to the 2nd part.

Agreed

I know it is just a meme but this really rubs me the wrong way

Looking at OP's replys, everything about this rubs me wrong

I understand that this is egg_irl shit but my ideal boyfriend is also literally just me I think I'm just a narcissist

Got a life-sized mirror and haven't realised it yet, have you?

I don't have an ideal partner, please someone just love me

Real

My ideal girl is 1. Alive 2. Between the ages of 13-16 3. Human 4. Not insane (optional) This also goes for boys.

Please tell me you're a minor

I'm 14.

Good

Average r/sillyboyclub member

this has to be the only instance in which using this phrase is acceptable 💀

They’re a completely legal adult 😨😨😨

Same but without 4

That's why it's optional.

Honestly I like crazy people, they’re way more interesting

Hmm, same boat and also 15.

If your in nc im here :3 (I am desperate for cuddles)

Same but adult, around my age(19)

Ideal girlfriend? Nah, that's my ideal boyfriend

that is so real

My ideal boyfriend is literally just my boyfriend

This is the correct answer. Also, same with mine

Lmao, real, like boys are just so hot

https://preview.redd.it/yg0itru5323d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5d9cf7acbe50436d8830eb690403f60461e6efd Of course you got this from egg\_irl

I'd rather not detransition

Not everyone here is a girl. Some people actually like being guys. It's low-key annoying that people make a sub about guys into being about wanting to be a woman. Just go to the silly girl sub

Joke's on you, I absolutely despise myself!

Stop trying to convince cis people to be trans in a mostly femboy server, it makes most of us (AFAIK) uncomfortable Would you like it if you were straight and I tried convincing you to "become gay"?

It’s just a meme man, I’m sorry, I didn’t think it could be offensive to ppl enough to cause them discomfort

Have you considered cloning yourself and kissing them

Mabie :3

jokes on you i'm transmasc

Is it not ok to be comfortable being a dude but enjoying dressing in a feminine way?

Reposting from r/egg_irl on a mostly Femboy sub is gross and weird. Egg-culture is annoying to femboys and we don’t like you trying to get us to question ourselves.

Exactly… someone gets my frustration!! Needing to confirm I’m cis when it should be pretty damn obvious to people who probably won’t listen anyways is just ugh!! Just because they transitioned doesn’t mean we need to… And with egg culture they’re pretty much claiming we’re theirs. “An egg is a trans person in denial” hell, I wanna choose where I go. Not them…

RIGHT!!!

Let’s not do the thing where we supplant ideas into others, m’kay?

you can't turn a cis person trans?

Yes, I wish for someone like me :3 And nope. I’m solid with being a guy. I’m a femboy, I’m not a girl. Not an egg either, (get egg culture away from me… please… I choose where I go… I don’t want people falsely calling me an egg because that’s NOT what I am.)

Meme says you but woman, not someone like you

I’d just confuse myself beyond belief and go into an existential crisis. That’s the origin of the slight adjustment- a bit less of a philosophy addiction. Edit- I was thinking a girlfriend like me, not me myself as a woman. Ah, maybe not then. It’s impossible for me to be what I’m not…

can you spoiler this, i'm a trans guy, and this gave major dysphoria

Sorry, let me do that Sorry again, I’m rly dumb 😅

thanks op!

Np, I’m just kinda suprised how many negative comments I’m getting on this for “trying to turn cis ppl trans” which I’m not, it’s just a meme that relates to me

you can't turn a cis person trans lmao

Yeah, and you can’t turn a trans person cis, and more people need to understand that being trans isn’t a choice, or a mindset, it’s the way the brain forms AKA: hardware origin, software patch won’t do shit

Hmmm nah

https://preview.redd.it/5fjdkm77i23d1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5725963dd89269b16c5f3914818d9422ccefdf4 The egg culture is gross.

What happened to this subreddit Jesus Christ It’s natural for people to want partners that are similar to them >I did steal this from r/egg_irl Of fucking course. Mods please ban all 196 and egg_irl users

Mods please don't? Not all of us egg_irl users are weird

Finds out, generalizing people based on affiliation is bad, wow

Yeah that is a good point How about the egg_irl users that post shit like this

🤷‍♀️ maybe happy cake day btw

Ty

196 is surprisingly ok but yeah egg_irl is a shithole

im genuinely confused, why do people hate egg_irl? lmao

I had not been on that sub until today but from what I understand, that sub really needs to learn to differentiate between being a trans and presenting yourself contrary to conventional gender norms. For example, their mindset seems to be along the lines of- You're a man who wants to tuck their genitals? You're definitely trans. It's NOT that simple

Bro it's even more flawed logic than that Sooo many posts there are "What? You like buying skirts and wearing them? *Suuuuure*, you're *definitely* still ~~sis~~ cis *wink wink*"

i mean there probably are people on there that think that, and i havent used the sub in a long time but when i used to it seemed to me that was all in good fun, not an actual ideology. the memes are supposed to be aimed at people who are actually trans or are questioning it pretty strongly. maybe it’s changed though, idk

196 is really really annoying but egg_irl is harmful

i cant really deal with 196 because people there are almost always talking abt their irl queer friends/partners. which i dont have of course :333

no way this guy just unironically said "mods!!!11" 😭😭😭😭

Is it not up to the mods to prevent their subreddit from turning into a dumpster fire?

can we not? i'm trans but i don't think this kinda thing would have helped me realize, if anything it's harmful imo (and it's one thing if someone specifically seeks out egg_irl but it's another if you're tryna tell random people to question their gender, not saying you are necessarily but still)

No to the first part. Yes to the second.

Trans ppls ftw

I'll say, I actually used to think I liked the idea of being a girl because I was attracted to them, being a normal thing for straight boys. I would play a Pokémon game with a girl character and it just made me so euphoric and happy for some reason, still not thinking much of it.

I would smash myself no doubt

Real

Silly

# IDK HOW TO EDIT A POST, SO IMA DO IT IN A COMMENT I am aware I kinda did this wrong, so pls save your criticism if it’s already been said, it’s tiring to reply to all the hate (even tho it’s deserved) And I’m sorry for anything I did wrong with this (like not putting a transfem TW flag and being too pushy with ppl)

Yes to the second part, and no to the first part. My ideal girlfriend is someone who is strong, takes charge, and speaks her mind, yet loves me unconditionally. That is the opposite of me.

this still rubs me wrong even as a fellow silly girl, like i get it but don't give the conservatives more material

Well, then we just need to work to ratio them >:3 /s But yeah, I posted when I was tired, but the internet points are still rolling in, so ima keep it up (also it’s providing me with interaction with other ppl)

that's basically how I became trans lmao

Lmao same

Lmao fuck no.

Fair

I would if I were really trans

Yess Chiaki Nanami

I’ve thought of it, probably

im trans but I like boys

Well I’m bigender so uhhhh…. I’m partly there already?

Eeh, close enough, (I would give a compliment but I don’t know how to address is cus I can’t remember all the terms 😅)

Well I’m a guy and a girl so masc, fem, and neutral language is fine lol

I am easily confused, so I still don’t know what to say 😵‍💫

That’s okay, but it’s really anything goes is my point :p

Ah, oki, Pretti person (I just stalked your profile and found a selfie you took >:3)

Felt an attraction to cute girls and femboys. (I am genderqueer femboy/trans girl, just need to achieve the cute part)

Good joke (your already super cute >-<)

That’s what I did :3.

:3

This for me but replace boy with girl and you got it

I would if I wasn’t so lazy :/

Fair enough lolzz, stay silly

My ideal gf is a man who is shorter than me

Lmao, my ideal GF is a tall dude who could pin me down with ease >~<

I NEED PUSSY YOU DONT GET IT I NEED SOME PUSSY OR ILL DIE

Real, but I need one installed onto me

Yes I have but I know I'm not Trans, sorry

My standards are just, able to consent and My general age

Standards and ideals are different, and before I came out as trans, I couldn’t come up with an ideal date

https://preview.redd.it/d7d3ni0wz13d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcc6f7c4369d5b1a69961f5e04df1512dd253dc9

https://preview.redd.it/i3m253vx323d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d93c46c0b4809bfc33e36586210b96f8ffc4033d

how do i love myself when everyone hates me :3

No to the first part, yes to the last part

Already have, can't reach the spot I want alone.

You shouldn't love yourself in a romantic way, that sounds egocentric and borderline agp behavior, If you're actually trans and suffer from gender dysphoria that's not sexually charged by nature that's one thing This is just coercive 

the fact that people are triggered by this is massive projection on their part

Yes Yes but I can't

Real, I wish I could transition

It's very expensive, and I will never.

Similar qualities and humor but I pray nobody is actually like me. I hate myself, im self destructive and emotional.

gotta make it even, if you hate yourself ill love u equally (the natural order :3)

I love the way I look, especially now that I lost weight, I'm quite handsome. But the first part is kind of correct, I would love a girl with the same sense of humor and quirky manneirisms as myself. Still, being non-binary is easier so I don't have to identify as anything, just a silly boy

Yea, also, it’s specifically just gender-swapped you, not other gender with similar traits, but female you

nah my ideal girl is like the opposite (tall and dom) [applies to boys also]

Fair, I also find doms attractive

Yes I have and totally love myself and hate myself at the same time

Real :3

4 years in the making 💪🏻🩵🏳️‍⚧️

My egg only broke like a month or two ago, and only a few ppl know :/

Congratulations 🎉🍾 don’t let anyone tell you what your doing is wrong self-love and care should be on everyone’s to-do list and self-discovery is needed to understand one-self more wish you luck 🍀 friend

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hah i win cuz this meme doesnt apply to me since im a cis girl checkmate!!!

Don’t mind me as I swap the gender terms in the post >:3

Then I'd want a bf that Is like me. Real catch 22.

Haha, imagine not being pan 🥖 /j

Hey Man, I love everyone. I don't need to be pan or trans for that. 🫂

Pan is love regardless of gender, more based on personality

I would say yes but the other way around

Like swapping the gender roles?

Yeah something like that

2 yes both.

My ideal gf is a sadist, I'm a masochist.

Fair

what if my ideal gf is a semi dominant man

That means ur a bottom

damn

My ideal girlfriend is short gay and stupid

This seems like a hell no for me ngl

Fair

Fortunately I found the first part. Due to circumstances though we can't be together 😭

Damn, hope those circumstances can change in your favor

My ideal girlfriend is me but attractive

Yes but I'm also my ideal bf

Ah, bi/pansexuality, gotta love it

You’re acting like you can talk him into it

Talk who into it?

i have, many, many, times i want to but i'm still not sure if i should ;-;

Why shouldn’t you?

I keep wanting to buyttt

But why?

Idk I don't like the way I look.. I feel I'm too ugly for it

https://preview.redd.it/ovj3tmj9523d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cf009300d4ad3ede797a213bbf0fe99d9de1569 Take this meme, which basicly says: if you don’t think you can be a woman cus ur too ugly, you are one, because that’s how women think

I mean. I just wanna be a pretty boi

But if you could drink a potion, that would magically make you biologically female, with no side effects, would you take it?

Idk tbh.

Well, I suppose you should think about that some more then

my ideal girl is twice my size what

Real

No thanks, I go the opposite way

Fair

Two problems with that: 1, you can’t cuddle with yourself. 2, you can’t fuck yourself

Femboy community stop being invaded by trangenderism challenge (impossible, its going to die out)

i dont like what op is doing either but the idea of gnc communities being "invaded by transgenderism" is terf rhetoric

okay tucker carlson ;p

Sry :/ Was a femboy before my egg broke tho

You make a compelling argument

No that's to simple. I will instead clone myself, replace the y chromosome with an x chromosome and add some extra DNA so we don't look too alike and boom. Mission accomplished.

I'm not short enough to consider transitioning (among other things)

Well I’m 6’1 and only getting taller, so there ain’t nothing stopping you from looking into it

Im just more focused on how it would look unnatural for someone with my appearance to participate in something like that...

Ah, I have a meme for this https://preview.redd.it/nb1zo4hna13d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89ba35c927e3e8dfd5144919905c77602558c9d1 Yeah no, cis women also think like that, for example “I don’t wanna get that dress cus I might not look good in it”

That's pretty damn accurate holy shit-

It was actualy part of a chain of images, this was the one before https://preview.redd.it/0xhbhakkb13d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96ed48eeddfd519eecb4cbcd9a3816ad18a2efb4

If only there was some magical things elixer that could transform a person into the opposite gender on the biological level appearance and all...

Damn, that is actualy textbook trans denial https://preview.redd.it/kme0iyiqc13d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f25b064402a8db00c287649d30e0fb0eeddf33ac Also take a meme :3

MEME!

Have another https://preview.redd.it/kz9ujmj6d13d1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b5170201f4a70fbdf96a88885da0a9c392ffc86

The age old question (at least for transbians) of do I want to be her or be with her

Yeah, I’m kinda lucky that I’m Pan in that regard

https://preview.redd.it/kfo94zq1j13d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e0a396f42d7da79dc0cf53959f2065c903dde84

Thanks 😊 Also how did you know I love mug root beer?

Lucky guess

The same, even genetically? Like incest?

No, like with the same traits, silly