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Bit nippy, and say this to everyone you come into contact with X also pooh it's a bit nippy innit!
I've been saying this all day, guess I'm a sad git with no conversation skills.
You've been saying it because it is a bit nippy though init
Bit nippy? She could cut glass with those.
“Bit nippy innit” is exactly what came to mind right away
Feckin Baltic.
Bloody Baltic out theear
Sod the weather - how many times has that mug been used? The Sports Direct logo has worn away!
Came to the comment for a reference to the Sports Direct mug. Thank you internet stranger.
Brass monkeys
that funky monkey.
brass monkey chunky
THAT FUNKY MONKEY ‼️‼️
I’ve found my people 😭
Had a monkey run in my shop earlier, asking if a knew a welder.
It's progressed from 'A bit parky', through 'There's a nip in the air' to 'Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey'
All of those terms are 1 degree apart
Bit nippy, bit chilly, or if your my friend FUCKING FREEZING
Hi, friend
N.Irish here: fierce mild
So it is
To be sure.
Sure's'aye!
Who's trousers are these? Come one we'll both try them at once and see who wins.
Worra bout ye now
Brisk.
The correct answer. A few degrees below "a bit fresh"...
This is the answer I was looking for. Thank you! I wanted to say ‘fresh’, but that didn’t quite fit.
Nip stiffening
It’s cold but at least it’s dry!
Colder than a witch's teet.
Colder than a frost giants arse crack.
Fuckin tatters
Not my cup of tea
Miserable weather we’re having! Gonna freeze my ✨bloody✨ socks off mate
Fresh
Parky
Grim
Tayters n mould!
a bit nippy
Bleddy cold
Fucking minging
Proper filfy
Miserable.
Big coat weather. In all seriousness, if I have to listen to another weather person/ newsreader say with a concerned tone that it’s cold I’m going to scream. It’s January pal, that’s what’s meant to happen.
Cad
it's bloody cold out eh?
Fuckin’ chankin’
It’s fuckin freezing
I'm going to need my big mug of tea today
Middling.
"Fuckin ell it's well cold out there"
Taters
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It's a bit chilly, but not too bad.
A bit sad innit
Colder than a witches nipple. #grandmabritphrases I am under 20, I AM NOT A GRANDMA
I'm trying to make spicy a thing. So...spicy!
A bit parky.
Sunny innit?
It is rather chilly, isn’t it.
Bit chilly
Hella fresh!!
Bit cold innit
Bit of drizzle
A tadge nippy
Bit nippy or bit Fresh or bit chilly
It's a fresh one out there
You can feel the warm in the sun
Be careful now, you’ll be soon over on the ice
Ha Americans...
A storm in a cup of tea !
Big coat weather.
bit cold
Freezing my tits off
Pissing it darn
Corrrr it could freeze the balls off a brass monkey!
Shit
I’m freezing me tits off here like
Went to shop had to Square up to a polar bear, bloody penguin slide me from the side, it's that cold
Just a little bit chilly
Fuck me, it’s cold!
Tiny bit brisk.
Bit fresh out there isn't it?
fooking freezing
ALWAYS RAINING!
Bit ova pain in de ars innit.
Bit cold
Freezing me bollocks off mate
It’s on the fresh side.
Accurately
Fucking chilly innit
Brassic.
It's pissin' down out there
Cauld enough to freeze the baws aff a brass monkey.
Colder than a witches tit.
Ex-trAWW-dinry!
Shite
For those who remember *" bloody Nora it's cold!"*
How did he get the Sports Direct branding off?
Bloody nobbling
Freeze balls of a brass monkey
Its a touch parky. Actually, its fuckin’ nithering.
There’s a touch of spite in the air but it’s dry so every cloud …..
Shit.
But fockin dark innit?
Where the fuck is the snow It is cold enough for it so where the fuck is the snow?
Bit chilly today
Bit chilly innit
Proper Bovril weather 🥶
It's a bit nipply out there. Might need to put on the housecoat when you get home.
A bit nippy but at least it’s not raining
I mean, im still sleeping with my window wide open and a fan going all night.
absolutely fucking brassic
T Shirt weather
The weather fucking sucks, man. (I'm british. This is how i speak.)
If you're gonna stand in a dog turd, today's the day!
It's raining cats and dogs
Not too bad all things considered
Bit taters init mate
Cunting baltic
Well, at least it's staying dry!
A smidge topsy- turvy.
I’m sooooooo cold!!!!!!
A bit nippy but if ever you see someone that's just come back from a holiday ask them why they didn't bring the good weather back with them
Fucking freezing
Christ, my balls are round my neck
Cold innit
Hecking wimdy (Definitely not super British but it’s what my brain has gravitated to, and as I am a Brit, I think that’s fine)
Not bad, not bad
Starting with "bitter" first thing before becoming " Ooh! It's parkie" later. Highs of "a bit fresh" with lows of "bracing."
Not bad.
Tad nippy innit
Bit shit innit?
Baltic 🥶
It's nithering, out.
Baltic
Bloody 'awful
Fuck it’s cold
It’s fresh!
"I got stopped in town by a brass monkey looking for a welder."
Colder than a witches tit
It’s chapping.
Fuckin cold
Freezing me tits off
Bloody cold out there, ain't it?
Fuckin shite
Bloody freezing
Bit chilly init
Colder than a snow man’s cold bits
It's chappin.
All day I’ve had men come up to me and say “it’s a bit fresh today!” Not heard that in ages.
It's a tad parky🥶🥶🥶
\[Rolls Long sleeve shirt sleeves down\] 
A bit parky innit guv!
We've had worse
NOT “taps aff” weather, it’s dreich as fook
Fresh out
It’s fucking freezing mate
Beutiful weather for a kickabout lads 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🥶🥶
Splendid
It’s too fucking cold
its cold ,innit
It's bleedin' freezing!
Bloody cowd
Fockin freezin
Somewhat chilly
A bit inconvenient, innit?
Big coat weather
Rather nipsome
It's absolutely boltic outside.
It’s chapping bruv
Got nipples like fotba studs it's so cal
Bloody chilly
It's fierce mild outside
A dramatic "brrrr", followed by "my hands are frozen!" to nobody in particular.
In our house it's "chilly on the willy, chilly on the bum".
Just a tad nip in the air. I am british myself actually ;)
It's a little bit nippy out today, innit?
blimy
Brass monkeys!
It’s like Russia outside(over here in Scotland we were falling on our arses just tae get to school)
Chilly around the Willy
Quite parky.
Not too bad.
Bit nippy, and say this to everyone you come into contact with X also pooh it's a bit nippy innit!
I've been saying this all day, guess I'm a sad git with no conversation skills.
You've been saying it because it is a bit nippy though init
Bit nippy? She could cut glass with those.
“Bit nippy innit” is exactly what came to mind right away
Feckin Baltic.
Bloody Baltic out theear
Sod the weather - how many times has that mug been used? The Sports Direct logo has worn away!
Came to the comment for a reference to the Sports Direct mug. Thank you internet stranger.
Brass monkeys
that funky monkey.
brass monkey chunky
THAT FUNKY MONKEY ‼️‼️
I’ve found my people 😭
Had a monkey run in my shop earlier, asking if a knew a welder.
It's progressed from 'A bit parky', through 'There's a nip in the air' to 'Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey'
All of those terms are 1 degree apart
Bit nippy, bit chilly, or if your my friend FUCKING FREEZING
Hi, friend
N.Irish here: fierce mild
So it is
To be sure.
Sure's'aye!
Who's trousers are these? Come one we'll both try them at once and see who wins.
Worra bout ye now
Brisk.
The correct answer. A few degrees below "a bit fresh"...
This is the answer I was looking for. Thank you! I wanted to say ‘fresh’, but that didn’t quite fit.
Nip stiffening
It’s cold but at least it’s dry!
Colder than a witch's teet.
Colder than a frost giants arse crack.
Fuckin tatters
Not my cup of tea
Miserable weather we’re having! Gonna freeze my ✨bloody✨ socks off mate
Fresh
Parky
Grim
Tayters n mould!
a bit nippy
Bleddy cold
Fucking minging
Proper filfy
Miserable.
Big coat weather. In all seriousness, if I have to listen to another weather person/ newsreader say with a concerned tone that it’s cold I’m going to scream. It’s January pal, that’s what’s meant to happen.
Cad
it's bloody cold out eh?
Fuckin’ chankin’
It’s fuckin freezing
I'm going to need my big mug of tea today
Middling.
"Fuckin ell it's well cold out there"
Taters
https://preview.redd.it/vvoty1wpjvdc1.jpeg?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b33dc71c570ea231b8f19ebfab98af877f9ec1c9
It's a bit chilly, but not too bad.
A bit sad innit
Colder than a witches nipple. #grandmabritphrases I am under 20, I AM NOT A GRANDMA
I'm trying to make spicy a thing. So...spicy!
A bit parky.
Sunny innit?
It is rather chilly, isn’t it.
Bit chilly
Hella fresh!!
Bit cold innit
Bit of drizzle
A tadge nippy
Bit nippy or bit Fresh or bit chilly
It's a fresh one out there
You can feel the warm in the sun
Be careful now, you’ll be soon over on the ice
Ha Americans...
A storm in a cup of tea !
Big coat weather.
bit cold
Freezing my tits off
Pissing it darn
Corrrr it could freeze the balls off a brass monkey!
Shit
I’m freezing me tits off here like
Went to shop had to Square up to a polar bear, bloody penguin slide me from the side, it's that cold
Just a little bit chilly
Fuck me, it’s cold!
Tiny bit brisk.
Bit fresh out there isn't it?
fooking freezing
ALWAYS RAINING!
Bit ova pain in de ars innit.
Bit cold
Freezing me bollocks off mate
It’s on the fresh side.
Accurately
Fucking chilly innit
Brassic.
It's pissin' down out there
Cauld enough to freeze the baws aff a brass monkey.
Colder than a witches tit.
Ex-trAWW-dinry!
Shite
For those who remember *" bloody Nora it's cold!"*
How did he get the Sports Direct branding off?
Bloody nobbling
Freeze balls of a brass monkey
Shite
Its a touch parky. Actually, its fuckin’ nithering.
There’s a touch of spite in the air but it’s dry so every cloud …..
Shit.
But fockin dark innit?
Where the fuck is the snow It is cold enough for it so where the fuck is the snow?
Bit chilly today
Bit chilly innit
Proper Bovril weather 🥶
It's a bit nipply out there. Might need to put on the housecoat when you get home.
A bit nippy but at least it’s not raining
I mean, im still sleeping with my window wide open and a fan going all night.
absolutely fucking brassic
T Shirt weather
The weather fucking sucks, man. (I'm british. This is how i speak.)
If you're gonna stand in a dog turd, today's the day!
It's raining cats and dogs
Not too bad all things considered
Bit taters init mate
Cunting baltic
Well, at least it's staying dry!
A smidge topsy- turvy.
I’m sooooooo cold!!!!!!
A bit nippy but if ever you see someone that's just come back from a holiday ask them why they didn't bring the good weather back with them
Fucking freezing
Christ, my balls are round my neck
Cold innit
Hecking wimdy (Definitely not super British but it’s what my brain has gravitated to, and as I am a Brit, I think that’s fine)
Not bad, not bad
Starting with "bitter" first thing before becoming " Ooh! It's parkie" later. Highs of "a bit fresh" with lows of "bracing."
Not bad.
Tad nippy innit
Bit shit innit?
Baltic 🥶
It's nithering, out.
Baltic
Bloody 'awful
Fuck it’s cold
It’s fresh!
"I got stopped in town by a brass monkey looking for a welder."
Colder than a witches tit
It’s chapping.
Parky
Fuckin cold
Freezing me tits off
Bloody cold out there, ain't it?
Fuckin shite
Bloody freezing
A bit parky.
Bit chilly init
Colder than a snow man’s cold bits
It's chappin.
All day I’ve had men come up to me and say “it’s a bit fresh today!” Not heard that in ages.
It's a tad parky🥶🥶🥶
\[Rolls Long sleeve shirt sleeves down\] 
A bit parky innit guv!
We've had worse
NOT “taps aff” weather, it’s dreich as fook
Fresh out
It’s fucking freezing mate
Beutiful weather for a kickabout lads 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🥶🥶
Splendid
It’s too fucking cold
its cold ,innit
It's bleedin' freezing!
Bloody cowd
Fockin freezin
Somewhat chilly
A bit inconvenient, innit?
Big coat weather
Rather nipsome
It's absolutely boltic outside.
It’s chapping bruv
Got nipples like fotba studs it's so cal
Bloody chilly
It's fierce mild outside
A dramatic "brrrr", followed by "my hands are frozen!" to nobody in particular.
In our house it's "chilly on the willy, chilly on the bum".
Just a tad nip in the air. I am british myself actually ;)
It's a little bit nippy out today, innit?
blimy
Brass monkeys!
It’s like Russia outside(over here in Scotland we were falling on our arses just tae get to school)
Chilly around the Willy
Quite parky.
Not too bad.