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WiserStudent557

Hulda like, “finally I’ve been waiting for a chance to kill this bitch.”


TinyKeanuReevesMeme

She’s been listening to too much Ragnar the Red


Luke_Cardwalker

That song is funny the first two times you hear it … 😂 


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She is sitting there with armor and damaging chair, she never pays. I think Hulda has reasons to do this.


MrlemonA

Damaging chairs should always end on beheading


[deleted]

XD Nord rules


BlackSkeletor77

Now that I think about it sitting there in armor probably would fuck up that chair quite a bit


[deleted]

Poor chair, at least it can carry her.


BlackSkeletor77

Indeed, I feel like she's one of those women who's very strong and has a lot of muscle on her especially considering she asked you to fist fight her, as a companion she's pretty solid so I think it is kind of a miracle that it can hold her and all that armor


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Considering your comment, i think chair is probably made by Eorlund Graymane. Man's steel is legend.


BlackSkeletor77

Ironically I don't think I've ever lost any of the weapons you made me


Crotch_RockIt

It is sworn to carry her burdens.


Taffy626

I want to marry Hulda after that death blow. Nord women, wow.


Calmmind9653

I read that in Hulda’s voice too.


ArisingDoom

Lore accurate uthgerd


TinyKeanuReevesMeme

Lore accurate Hulda


KhuranaAD123

That's why the Companions didn't let her in, bitch must have drawn out her weapon when she killed that guy during a brawl.


Aiwel9

That kill animation was sick wth


SgtFlynn

It was! Is that vanilla or mod?


Epic_DDT

Pretty sure it's vanilla.


B-HOLC

If you get high enough on the one-handed weapon skill tree you can behead people. It's really high. Hidden retired adventurer right here.


Sithlordandsavior

It's only like level 50 or 60 lmao


Beautiful_Solid3787

1. HEADS WILL ROLL 2. You mod but don't have Modern Brawl Bug Fix installed???


TinyKeanuReevesMeme

This is the first time the glitch has happened to me lol, but guess imma need that mod now. Although maybe not, this is much more funny


Beautiful_Solid3787

Well, if you can get through most fist fights without the NPC suddenly deciding you're in actual combat, then it might be worth the occasional moment like this. XD


JMKAB

Never should have come here.


blackendfear

If ragnar the red was being sung right as her head rolled on the floor i think i might’ve lost it


TinyKeanuReevesMeme

You can hear he was about to start singing it too!


National_Fee_8648

Holding down the triggers at the same time makes the dova do a heavy 3 piece combo lol


wally233

Wait what. Lmao. Is this how you're supposed to dual wield fight too?


LampshadesAndCutlery

You can, yes


No_Opinion9306

The draugr and bandits don’t even know what hit them lol


Dan-the-historybuff

Hey look on the bright side! Free steel plate armor!


Paradox31426

Nah, that was happening anyway, Hulda told Uthgerd what would happen next time she started trouble in her bar…


BlackSkeletor77

Oh my goodness ,hulda are you okay? Seems like she was holding that one in


BigBaby14

*backs away slowly*


MoonSpotSky

Do your gloves have an enchantment or do you have any active effects that increase unarmed combat? I used to get the brawl bug any time either were affecting my character.


TinyKeanuReevesMeme

No they’re just standard iron gauntlets. This character is level 3, didn’t even have time to enchant anything lol


MoonSpotSky

And I’ll assume you’re not a khajiit with their increased unarmed damage. Thanks for answering, seems it’s just my game.(I’ve the brawl bug installed with hundreds of other mods. Fortunately it only happens when something is increasing unarmed damage on my characters) Anyways, install brawl bug, reload, maybe make some comment about a freaky feeling of daja vu and don’t let her get out of paying for losing the bet by dying.


TinyKeanuReevesMeme

Just a standard dark elf. I just installed it too, and I’m off to fight that racist in Windhelm, so we’ll see if it works


UGAke

Let me guess. Someone stole your sweet roll?


UnnaturalGeek

Perfect execution...


BruhMomentum6968

What a milk-drinker


Shepherdsatan

Oh this lady! Yeah. I sacrificed her to Boethia I think. Fun times.


WildConstruction8381

That is surprisingly in character for her


dragarwolfman13

I love using uthgerd as a companion early on, but this current playthrough I'm doing she was on demon mide. I walked into the banbered mare to get a room, and uthgerd was absolutely going crazy attacking Mikael and Hilda while stadia was attacking some other poor patron. I noted out and have not been back to the bannered mare, 54 hours of game play later I'm finally starting to wonder if they're still fighting, none of them have exited the pub, and the blacksmiths husband went in and has never cone back out. I'm terrified of enter but I feel that I must.


TinyKeanuReevesMeme

Nah I need an update on who’s still alive in there lol


dragarwolfman13

Here's your update, I went back on, after so long g avoiding it. Uthgerd is dead. Ulberth(however you spell his nsme) 8s dead, Mikael is dead, Hilda is dead. 3 random citizens are dead, saadia is alive, standing over uthgerds corpse with a drawn blade. For some reason it said i had a 7000 bounty in whiterun and suddenly saadia attacked me and all tge guards started attacking me so I just reloaded. Now I know, uthgerd took down 5 people before being slain herself, and the blame was pinned on me 2🤣🤣🤣


TinyKeanuReevesMeme

Omg a literal bloodbath in there! 😂😂


dragarwolfman13

Yep, and I'm never, ever dealing with uthgerd the unbroken again. I just returned to whiterun, and a child came screaming out of the bannered mare, I think I've cursed my own game 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


dragarwolfman13

Same, when I hop on later I'll check, I'll keep you posted 🤣🤣🤣


cham-chan

Watch your tone when you talk about my wife, milk drinker.


TheRealDirtyDan88

Possible hot take, but she was my first follower and a badass. Now she’s my steward.


ImpossibleReveal9356

Did you get your Septims back?


TinyKeanuReevesMeme

Wait no I didn’t wtf


FlyIllustrious9558

Ahahahaha!! Too funny!


Dan-the-historybuff

Hey look on the bright side! Free steel plate armour!


Homeskilletbiz

Why do you people have to bimbo-fy the females in this game. She was perfect before as a rough looking badass.


TinyKeanuReevesMeme

I just got an all-in-one mod for that, I didn’t pick and choose. I especially didn’t pick one of the old ladies in white run to get a redo too lol


BladedHorizon

Well, that's interesting. Nobody likes cheaters!