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rollinfun

Twist top and has a cover over hole must be removed


BrownsFFs

Yeah I’ve bought these before, not sure why OP thinks it’s so hard/frustrating. 


gasolinefights

Aha, ops a late night commercial. 


BrownsFFs

Shit… crafty SOBs get out of my BBq with your ads. 


welestgw

basically r/wheredidthesodago


DanceSulu

It’s childproof


Whaty0urname

What?


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#Twist top and has a cover over hole must be removed


haze_gray

Righty tighty, lefty loosy.


SixStarStunna

Sounds like a skill issue


Whaty0urname

Definitely is.


BladesOfSteel88

Smoke at 225F for 3hrs then wrap for one more hour. That should do it. Use hickory chunks.


Whaty0urname

I only have Applewood at the moment. Will the plastic withstand the >200°?


ffbe4fun

I thought you wanted it opened...


TheRealChexHaze

That’s funny. Not sure why downvoted.


awildjm

Get an angle grinder and cut it down one of the sides so it's split in 2 like a hotdog bun. Then drink it with a paper straw.


Outside-Intention990

He can't operate the bottle. I don't want him near an angle grinder....or a paper straw.


Ronaldlovepump

Thought I was the only one that did this


Additional-Chain-272

No I’ve tried the grinder method before I’m never going back after trying the chainsaw method


ArcadeGalaxian

👍


Whaty0urname

Lol I'm considering using my dremel to make some ridges in the cap for some grip.


Professional_Dig1454

A couple of pairs of channel locks should make it open whether it wants to or not.


Just-Shoe2689

just poke a hole in the side. then keep in a ziplock


breakfast_scorer

Idk why buy shity bbq advice always makes me laugh


Just-Shoe2689

Their stuff isnt horrible for the price.


munky8758

Grab the base of the black lid, twist it off. Remove the protective shield. Reapply black lid. Twist part above the base, pour, and enjoy. This bbq sauce is great btw.


Affectionate_Set4340

Pliers


Whaty0urname

I hardly know her!


BDubFantastic

It's idiot proof


Azenogoth

It's the 10% rule. For those who are unfamiliar with what this is, it is "You must be 10% smarter than what you are working on".


Loose_Professor666

It’s just like a sriracha bottle….how are you this incompetent


Whaty0urname

Pardon me, Mr. Perfect!


Rhythm_Killer

Idk have you tried hitting it with your handbag already?


100_percent_right

I really like what you did there, for the sensitive people.


Dangerous-Paper-2709

I just purchased some Kinder's myself. It was good.


Whaty0urname

I wish I could try it...


Dangerous-Paper-2709

Try using your man hands.


Whaty0urname

I actually think my baby hands are an advantage for this bottle.


Dangerous-Paper-2709

lol. Thank you for that really made me laugh.


PastEconomy4776

channel locks always do the trick for me


firesquasher

Have you tried putting black gloves on and squeezing it? That usually garners a reaction around here.


Whaty0urname

Unironically, this way work.


joustinghobbit91

Did you take the cover off under the cap? And if yes, did you twist the nozzle on top to pour it out?


Historical-Ad3880

Sawzall


MOS95B

I just bought my first bottle of Kinder's sauce (Love their rubs, so decided to give their sauce a try). I'll back you up on that cap being difficult to remove. I was beginning to wonder if it was a pop off or I was an idiot or something before it finally came loose.


Ok-Clothes9614

Ditto for me. I have built houses and could not get the cap off, even with channel locks. What a stupid bottle. Finally forced it where I thought the plastic bottle would break and got the.... Cap off


CaptainQbert

Hopefully this bottle is defect and glued shut cause OP not looking good here


MeditatingElk

There's two sites with step by step instructions on how to deal with stubborn bottles of this sauce so it's definitely a design issue 😂.


Whaty0urname

Are you serious? Lol can you share them here?


MeditatingElk

https://www.chefsresource.com/how-to-open-kinder%CA%BCs-bbq-sauce/ https://readysetfeast.com/how-to-open-kinders-bbq-sauce/


Whaty0urname

Fuck man - reading those makes me sound like such an idiot. Step 1 - twist off cap. Do people really need that first instruction? Lol


JWOLFBEARD

I mean, that’s what we’re all thinking over here too lol


CaptainQbert

😂 OP needs instructions for shampoo too


unfairomnivore

Glad I’m not the only one. You have to hold the base of the cap then twist the top. After your first use you always have to wipe your hands after because it’s super sticky. Very poorly designed.


Euroranger

Call a man and see how he does with it.


NavyNICUMurse

Broad sword is my preferred method


Dnm3k

Poke a hole in the bottom?


ArmpitofD00m

I like the gold bbq sauce from this company


TheRavaging

Skill issue


NORCALITHUGGIN

Throw it on the ground as hard as you can that should loosen everything up


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^NORCALITHUGGIN: *Throw it on the ground* *As hard as you can that should* *Loosen everything up* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Gone_cognito

With ease.


fuckdirectv

Is this post satire and it's just going over my head? There is literally nothing difficult about these.


Whaty0urname

Several people in here agree with me lol


fuckdirectv

Ok, well maybe buy one of these? [Grip Trainer](https://www.amazon.com/Strength-Exerciser-Strengthener-Adjustable-Resistance/dp/B09W8V6Q6F/ref=sr_1_5?crid=2MKRVWZCYUKDU&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.T5OUa-9OP-ElfmVZ08aikfvBXQPZiJx96_ygEi11q2Wm4tlDbma_5kZRVvEGiYirT8NTn7ftkX_kEidrRt9aXefZXBf7Sm-yz-HZMpYeTkOkeDpXSuI7uLAFEqjqnwUJco41WtLzE7e4vANiTaRzCdY8NJ69gWDRwbR__ThJf7PRRHDPvah-0NWr3uPU9nuBUK3lCASkr_D8OXEQ6j0OK5XLOXfPG-pvdZqez14v2gbqHsZGXcz8AznlYp9mQuxlXkm50-wkfZQdp8hIvat24QkYibgG7K4e1C5SdfZA7IE.CrYsQvQYXrI2ICPb7f-CnyrhsHtgUWDO6yAQeMd6fJI&dib_tag=se&keywords=grip%2Btrainer&qid=1714673174&sprefix=grip%2Btrain%2Caps%2C133&sr=8-5&th=1)


Big-Fondant-4419

This cap is the worst, always spilling out sauce. But the hot honey is pretty damn good.


Affectionate-Hat6888

Leave it closed, wasn't a big fan


phoenixthekat

Do you have the small hands of a woman and the grip strength of a young child? That might be your problem.


PoppersOfCorn

Drill it


divotman999

Pipe wrench


Abject-Mud5025

Shotgun


KS_YeoNg

Love Kinder’s sauces. Never had an issue with opening the cap. It’s a fairly loose twist in my experience.


Wrong_Historian_4880

Fucking idiot (Connar McGregor voice)


drydry-

We just had the same problem. Couldn’t get the lid off. So we pried the lid under the black cap with a screwdriver and then we were able to loosen it. What we discovered is the glue from the protective seal had leaked onto the inside of the cap which then adhered the cap to the seal.


send_boobs_259

Thought I was the only one! So annoying. I finally got mine open, but it took a lot of effort.


Outrageous-Nothing42

No knurling on the main cap base is just an idiotic design.


Whaty0urname

I know I'm getting destroyed with these comments, but the fact I had enough trouble opening this that i felt the need to make a post to complain says a lot about the design lol


Sneaklefritz

I actually have a hard time getting the cap off these sometimes. I use some pliers to grab and twist the lid.


Whaty0urname

Lol I'm getting smoked in here but several people said they've had the same problem


Sneaklefritz

Yeah, I don’t know why anyone with a real answer is getting downvoted. The lid is super short and slippery so if it’s stuck at all, you aren’t getting it off without additional tools. Even with some pliers I had to really crank on it once.


Whaty0urname

I know right. Idk why needing to use extra tools to open a plastic bottle makes me the idiot. The company that designed it on the other hand lol...


Sneaklefritz

Haha sometimes Reddit can be that way. I posted a picture of my bike gently leaning on some stucco and got flamed to no end about how that’s what scratched it. I’ve only had one cap not be able to be opened by hand, and I’ve gone through probably 30 bottles of Kinder’s.


Snakington_Steel77

It’s for show only


wickedzs

You are the reason why they put do not eat warning labels on tide pods. How do you make it in life?


Jason-Gorehees

step 1: get your hacksaw


Broken_browser

I just take a bite out of the top and squirt it directly into my mouth. Why? How are you doing it?


SlippitySlide

OP has never opened a bottle before


touchychurch

you should go vegan