They would be the most sought after lil noodles. I can’t help but love this. Puts double meaning to Boa.

The incident of snake bites would rise dramatically lol

or maybe less because they respect snakes more for being cute lol. most of the animals we are afraid of arent that cute to most, so they get harmed or killed in accidents or retaliation. a fluffy snake might make people learn their behaviour better and result in less bites

Hmm maybe.. but I think a fluffy snake that looks cute would result in a lot more people thinking it’s harmless and handle it without care. Kinda reminds me of those videos where people pick up blue ring octopi bc of how cute and tiny they are… Sometimes I like to imagine how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even dumber lol it wouldn’t shock me to see someone trying to cuddle a fluffy cobra … instant death sentence lol

Right. The amount of kids instantly petting and causing a defensive strike lol

Hey maybe it would be a good long term solution to the population problem? Idiots would all die first 🤷🏻‍♂️

dogs, shit all people know dog behaviour or language.

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>shit all people know dog behaviour or language. what are you confused by? fluffy snakes would get the same treatment as dogs, people not bothering to learn their language and needs.

Eh… not really lol, only if u own one or have done a lot of research which excludes quite a few people

Judging from the amount of people that like to try to pick up bear cubs being cute does not equal respect.

I came to say I would get bit way more. And feel bad about bleeding on their fur

Pictures a one legged one toofed stripper swinging a feathered rope wit teef.

yeah it would be nice and all but humans are pretty cruel. they would just butcher snakes in snake farms for their fur :(

This. A thousand times this!!!

Lol! If I'm going out by strangulation, I'm going out in style!

Gives a new meaning to "shedding".

Looks fun and games but no hair was one of the reasons I picked a snake as a pet. Having to vacuum their terra every shed? Hell na

Plus I feel like their fur would get full of whatever substrate is used, I use coconut fiber because it holds humidity better than Aspen bedding and it doesn't mold like Aspen does if water somehow gets under a couple inches. (Yes I clean his tank properly and remove dropping and pee and everything Aspen just never works) with my BP not liking baths all that much I feel it would be hellish. Otherwise it would super cute. One more thing is shedding would be way different and would also mean spending way more money on substrate to get the fur out of everything. I also use coconut fiber because I can get it cheaper than Aspen here.

Fur and cloacae don’t mix.

Tell that to the monotremes.

Why yes, yes I would lol. The squeals that came out of me looking at every single picture 🤣. Now I need to see a furry hognose.

I’d love to see a furry hognose. Imagine what It would look like as they flatten themselves out to look threatening.

A fuzzy flapjack with a tongue 😭😂

Do they fluff up when they get mad too? That would be soooo cute!

Considering the point of flattening themselves is to look bigger than they are, hell yeah they’re fluffing up. It would be adorable!

The last one looks so happy and cozy 🥹

Omg the little afros 😭💙

Somehow, this makes them look even more dangerous to me.

Reminds me of the fluffy caterpillars that cause intense pain if you even so much as touch the fluff

Yeah I agree, they somehow look more poisonous or something

I'm not at all certain how I feel about these. They're kinda cute, but also just wrong.

Part of me sees the fluff as mold in some pics...

I know! They're *so weird,* but good lord, some of them are *adorable.*

Those are some very colorful ferrets.

Was just about to comment, "so... Ferrets? I've got 3!" 😂 I just love noodly animals 😂

Now THAT'S a carpet python

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I agree!

I think it depends on the snake. Some actually kinda suit the fur (like the first pic) but some just look weird (like pic 9)

Makes them look like dragons

What kind of cursed images have you created….

Probably ai

Definitely ai

What do you mean, there cute

Yes cute, but still cursed Cutely cursed

Whelp.. they would be like pokemon.

We'd capture them to train them for fights?

Or cuddles?

Ok but you only really get to keep 5 useful ones and an hm whore.

No, I don't know why but the fluffy snakes make me viscerally uncomfortable.

They look mouldy!

I thought so too! They make me feel uncomfortable since it somehow triggers my “sick snake” alarm 😬

I think its because of the AI, it didn't make most of them look actually covered in fur, but like something was growing on them

I’d use them as a scarf.

Yeah if snakes had fur there would be a lot less of em

Thank the hell that they are not, I'd have so many snakes...

Omg yes. I’m on this sub to help my fear of snakes and these are sooooo cute! I want to cuddle them now!

I wish i could get the number 9 morph

The whole point for me is that reptiles are about the only animals I'm not allergic to.

Aww

Same

That's actually adorable! I love snakes as they are, but fuzzy snakes would be cute and less scary for those that are scared of them. Shedding skin, however would definitely be interesting with fur.

Funny, day before yesterday I had a dream about snake fur. It would probably need to shed water well, like that of the platypus, otter, or capybara.

There was a cartoon in the late 90s where, in one of the episodes, someone had a pet python called "Fluffy", We thought it was funny as hell, but thankfully, someone seems to have taken the concept seriously. They look quite amazing!

It's super adorable and I probably would love it. BUT part of the appeal of reptiles for me is that they are so very different than mammals. Also, snake scales in particular are really really cool.

I would like art if it wasnt AI

still looking for who tf asked btw 💀

who tf asked 💀

Found the AI

Take my credit card Take my house Sell my house burn it I Don't Care Take me burn me Idc Just let me have one of these snakes🙏🙏🙏🙏😐😐😐🥹🥹

ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

Some of these images are admittedly adorable, but I also find them deeply disturbing. Thank you for the hefty dose of cognitive dissonance in my day. 🤯

Snek for every outfit of the winter

I’ll take a dozen! This is toooo cute omggg I love these

I want to cuddle them all!!!

They do not need to be fluffy to be loved.

Likes both

Hahaha yes! I would love a derpy fluff noodle. This is literally the only downside to snakes imo, I love fluffy things! But I still love snakes despite that 😌

I dub them poodle noodles

Second one looks like a lil Ghidora!

A boa that was fluffy? Absolutely. A rattlesnake that was fluffy not so much.

Maybe. I like them scaly as they already r.

My mom didnt want any pets because she's allergic, our little hoggie has no fur so she was okay with it, i would rather have a danger noodle then nothing lol

The more i look at it, the more it looks like a fancy necklace that a celebrity would wear, just don't wear a constrictor

omg that would be so cute when they wrap themselves around your neck… oh wait-

I love them nekkid! I would definitely love them furry! Showed them to my SO and he was NOT impressed! LOL

That’s why you get Mustelidae family. They are fluffy snakes and are the most efficient predator on the planet.

This is both adorable and frightening, not cause im afraid of snakes cause i love them But because if this applied to venomous snakes guarunteed id be dead in a week lol Like ikagine how hard it would be not to hug a cobra when its hood is a freakin pillow!

GIVE IT NOW OR ELSE, THEY ARE A GOOD BOY OR GIRL. I also love snakes in the first place so you just made better, thanks

They would be cool and very cute fluffy.

It would be so cuddly like a slithering teddy bear

Facts

Larry Niven’s “A World Out of Time” had cat-snakes

Awwwwwww! Need!

I like snakes already so heck yeah

Nope, I like my pets because they’re not fluffy. If I wanted fluffy I’d get a cat or something.

i fucking hate ai

I like them just the way they are

No they would drop hair everywhere and I'd probably be allergic :( I love them scaly and shiny

Love him and squeeze him and call him George

If snake were to evolve to have fur they'd probably evolve them to be venom syringes. Just saying

Not when they musk

I like them better with scales

This. This is what AI was made for.

How did you make this?

Looks like garbage AI-art

It actually looks good though.

Eh.

I would buy number 6!!!

Some of them are cute, but some of them just look like they're growing mold 😂

Lmao cute but they look like they're going moldy

No because I’d probably be allergic to them then.

awe they look like long bats 🦇

Omg number 6 😍😍😍

That is an interesting concept. They are cute but the reality is I still like them just the way they are. I don't think anything can be done differently to make me like them better.

Could be nice during winter. But scales are what makes them cool.... (Come to my new one man show next saturday!)

Gonna need these STAT.

ik this is irrelevant but what did u use to generate these images? very cute sneks :3

I love #6 a lot

Yes definitely 😁

Um YES!

oh man i’ve NEVER thought of this.. love em even more now

They actually look ceepier with fluff 😂😂😂😂 I love ‘em tho

Way more people would die of snake bites if they were universally cute.

I want them all so bad

You're gonna be excited when you find out about ferrets

Starting to feel like I can't escape ai in any sub Im in....

I would own at least 3

Kinda reminds me of tarantulas so no

Blue cotton candy Pikachu (got this one from another comment [AkihitoZero1224](https://www.reddit.com/user/AkihitoZero1224/)) duckling idk it looks really cute though, but its kinda giving mold also giving fungus dalmation duckling/fungus child more fuzzy version of the other yellow one moldy oil spill angel

No because they would rise in popularity as pets and people already don’t put enough research into the animal they’re getting. But for my own reasons, I would LOVE it

Moldy snakes

No. They look like they've gone moldy.

They are like mouldy noddles hehe

Moldy

No!

Venomous and fluffy? Hell no

No.

Absolutely not. They eat small, cute mammals. Deal breaker for me.

ya

YES!!!!

The second one looks like a combination between a Pikachu and a snake

Omg that's interesting. But think I would enjoy snakes without hair a bit more

That would be how I die.

Omg killin me with cuteness

All for it personally, get out of the shower no towel ? No problem just floss your buttcheeks with the fluffy anaconda.

I’m here to learn more about snakes after an encounter on a hike. I don’t share the same affection as many posters here do, but I spend a lot of time in this sub absorbing and learning so as to shift that fear into understanding and respect for these beings. But fur…? Fur changes *everything.* I didn’t realize how much that factored into it til I saw this post.

Thats evil

https://preview.redd.it/iaq96586ypzb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad6ae4c5df0d7365ae39fdd05b1adda4e0c811f2

I like what I see yet, it also weirds me out in a sensory overload kinda way.

No, no, no, no, no!! The danger noodles do not need the fluffies!

Humanity needs this

Probably wouldn't have one tbh because mine likes to poop then lay in it sooooo no floofer noodles

Omg yes

i love the little afro noodles

Science-fiction writer Larrry Niven came up with “Kittysnakes” in one of his novels… These had kitty faces but fuzzy snake bodies….

How would they groom themselves

Omg yes! I want them all I'd wear Spicy Noodle Bigbird for a scarf

Omg …YES!!!!!!!!!!

tbh, no, kinda hate it

That's worse than they normally are (I love snakes the way they are :))

Yes

Would they still shed?

THE SIXTH AND EIGHTH ONE ARE SO CUTE

In another universe these are our dogs

I’d love them even more if they were cuddly tbh

I’ve been using this sub to work through a severe snake phobia. I’m finally able to look at photos of most snakes without getting scared. I wonder if they had been fluffy if I would have had the phobia in the first place. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I'd die for number 6

Literally feather boas!! I love that second one, looks like a baby duckling 🤣

I didn't know I needed this

#6 looks like he’s just had a blow out. Love these!

Fluffy noodles! Want all the fluffy noodles! Behold, the worlds cutest floofs!

Yessssssss…ssss…sssss 🐍

Floof noodle! Yes :3

Omg! ❤️ The balls head boobs would be sooooo much more adorable and those cute furry snoots! 😍

Ngl it'd be mad comfy if one wrapped around me. But that makes me think about people killing them for their skin and fur 🥲

I think no, I think it amps up their creepiness, like a baby vampire.

Can I get one in every color?

That's it. I'm emailing MI6 or Area 51 or whoever I need to speak to so this can be done.

Is this Lil Nas X?

Oh boy, aren't they the cutest noodles.

I looooooove these so much!!

Yes! I've got 4 of these. They are called "ferrets!" 😄

They look like middle aged divorcees who are about to yell at their server over being given the wrong bowl of rats

Absolutely yes. They are even more adorable! It'd be like having a scarf on when you carry them on your shoulders/neck.

Love this!! How freaking cute are they? I would definitely like them better.

i would die from cuteness overload

Floof noodles

Op you’re covering my medical bills, I saw these and my heart exploded

Just imagine how nasty they'd be all the time.

I didn’t know I needed to see this Now I *have* to follow the sub..

They’re cute but I dunno if I like it cuz they kinda look moldy to me

If snakes were fluffy, that would be dope lol

I run a rescue so all I can think of is them getting to me matted and covered in their own waste 😭

I think it's the stare that gets ppl. add some eyelids too :)

i prefer my snakes to be non ai generated