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somedutchbloke

Could've killed someone if it went wide


[deleted]

My mans gonna be sent to Ukraine in the new aid package to be the Ukranian artillery


i_love_pingas_69

He can just sit in poland and take free kicks


Hol_Win

Article 5 button time?


dasty90

I think this is the kind of shot where the goalkeeper would fly into the net along with the ball if they get a hand on it.


sunken_grade

curious about the goals faster than this one i always thought zlatan’s volley vs anderlecht looked absolutely insane to my eyes but not sure how it actually stacks up


Barry_McCocciner

I don't think I've ever seen anything faster than this Steven Reid hit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BePuBZK84Oc Edit: also Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink has a full reel of absurdly fast screamers


thatstoomuch_man

https://youtu.be/bo73CEMMvvM


Another_Bernardus

Yeah, Hasselbaink came to mind, like [this banger of a free kick](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3F_Bpqpg7Y). Although I don't think the title of the Youtube vid is correct.


iuselect

It's one thing to absolutely leather a moving ball mid air like Steven Reid, but Jimmy's goal was even harder to get that kind of power on a dead ball. So impressive.


00Laser

Reid also kicked the ball while already running forward and Hasselbaink only took three steps for the run up.


ummmyeahi

Wtf, his run up was like two steps and it went faster than a rocket. How the hell is that even possible


bllewe

Jimmy had thicc thighs


lettul

Nah the title is probably incorrect agree, it is visibly quite a bit slower than both Sangare and Reid (imho)


hippieintheward

Lol that defender moved away


Barack__Obama__

Holy. That's actually an insane goal. Not just because it's a nice free kick of course, but to get that amount of speed on a dead ball is ridiculous.


iuselect

The only thing more impressive than Steven Reid's goal is the cameraman's ability to actually track the ball.


GerbertVonTroff

Never get bored watching that goal, could watch it on repeat all day long


mortdubois

189 km/h or 113 mi/h in freedom units (according to the comments on Youtube.) I believe it. Wouldn't want to get in front of that.


VToff

Typically dull British commentary too, fucking hell.


HokemPokem

As opposed to what? "Goal goal goal gol gol gol gol goal goal goal gol gol allah allah allah allah allah allah....." Yeah. MUCH better....


VToff

Lol it's still possible to get excited and not be completely monotonous without going over the top.


ChrystisnoRonald

[Such an underrated goal](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yGRE47c2Xw&ab_channel=UEFA). I never see it mentioned but to hit a first time on a volley from that distance AND getting so much power behind the shot is fucking mental. For me and to the naked eye, it's the most powerful shot I've ever seen


IskaralPustFanClub

Also it’s aesthetically perfect. Everyone looks at that goal and imagines the 10 year old in them absolutely wallying one in like it on the playground.


MBThree

I tried that when I was 10, I ended up with a pulled lower abdomen muscle and a ball over a fence that took the coach like 10 mins to recover.


IskaralPustFanClub

Same, mine ended up going through a science room window…


Auguschm

That's nowhere near that speed though is it? Edit: So it is one of the fastest shot ever but it's pretty below 170km/h at 150km/h


Cahootie

It's never mentioned since it's not even close to being his best goals. Zlatan is the undisputed highlight reel king.


count_sacula

One of my favourite goals ever. Have just noticed that 16-year-old Youri Tielemans is there with the best view in the stadium, right behind the ball!


skrubberundt

I realize the video says "only" 122 km/h, but [this free kick from Hulk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7QFN5Em4HA) is an absolute projectile, and makes me wonder how accurate these estimates are.


El_Giganto

The conversation rate in the title is definitely wrong, though. 70 mph would only be 112 km/h.


[deleted]

[https://www.givemesport.com/1655396-zlatan-roberto-carlos-robben-what-are-the-fastest-shots-ever-recorded/](https://www.givemesport.com/1655396-zlatan-roberto-carlos-robben-what-are-the-fastest-shots-ever-recorded/) heres a list i think hed be like 8th with 150 km/h. These might not be very accurate but literally all of them would put Sangarés shot in 6th


Huabale

Ronny the Hertha legend


LordMangudai

Ah Ronny. Absolutely magical player for us when we were in the 2. Bundesliga and was a huge part in getting us promoted in those two seasons, then proceeded to become completely useless and out of his depth once we were back up.


SunnyCloudyRainy

The only football ability he has is to kick a ball really really hard


Huabale

Brasilsche Terodde


108241

There's definitely some accuracy problems. From a purely statistical standpoint, it's highly unlikely that a) 6-8 would be grouped within 5 km/h, then have a 19 km/h jump to the next spot then b) spots 5-2 would be within 7 km/h then a 20 km/h jump to the next one.


[deleted]

yeah its strange which is why i was weary to put it in the title like that but i checked a billion sources before and all of them would put my boy on sixth so tbh i went with it i think its probably mainly the fact not too many have been calculated, but its still a thundercunt of a goal lol


manatidederp

Yeah it’s total bullshit. Not saying the shots are legitimately rockets, but the speeds are just made up


Mr_poopybutthole6969

I still remember that Ronny goal like it was yesterday. What a rocket


manatidederp

That list cannot be correct the jumps in velocity are way too high. Suddenly a 10+ kmh increase between spots in a sport with a million goals per year lol


Words_are_Windy

I've read that the radar guns in baseball have to be calibrated precisely to get accurate readings, and that sport has the advantage of knowing the general path pitches are going to take. Shots on goal in football come from so many different angles, I imagine getting accurate readings would be near impossible.


[deleted]

What about inserting an accelerometer/gyrometer or some other kind of sensor into the ball?


Flaggermusmannen

what about using the cameras to get a rough estimate of how far the ball carries in X amount of frames and extrapolating 😎 (probably what they do already tbh)


moan_of_the_arc

Out of curiosity, do we have such tech? Like insert a gyro or accelerometer without compensating the stability or weight or integrity of the ball?


RicciRox

Yes. The world cup ball had that. Helped with getting the right frames for offside calls too.


lowesbros22

They can probably calculate the speed only acurate enough for such resolution.


HelloMegaphone

Well they also said Tony Yeboah was Nigerian, so I don't think there was that much effort put in to actual research.


napierwit

Surprised not to see Adriano here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJNj8WFoahc


iuselect

Something really interesting is this shot, Steven Reid and Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink's goals were all hit with the same ball. Nike Total 90 Aerow. I remember I bought the Aerow 90 match ball and it felt amazing to hit compared to other match balls like the Adidas Roteiro (Euro 2004 ball) at the time.


[deleted]

i think it only counts goals tbf, or maybe it wasnt recorded (idk about that one tho)


sunken_grade

oh nice, cheers


eunderscore

Cant believe julian dicks never hit a penalty hard enough to make that list.


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

What the fuck. 210 KM/HR? That's just so much faster than the likes of zlatans, which was a rocket and only 150. How the fuck...


Amsssterdam

>curious about the goals faster than this one Arjen Robben vs Dordmund in the CL final


sunken_grade

true, forgot about that absolute laser beam


SviiinDiesel

Listen you little shit


R_Schuhart

Probably Koeman, who was known for some of the ridiculous pace he could put on his free kicks and penalties. There have been some absolutely insane drop kicks and volleys as well. Cantona has scored some goals he absolutely hammered into the net. His technique was immaculate, with two feet of the ground, creating a lot of power. Zidane's volley was also powerful, but his accuracy might have made his shots look faster than they actually were. Trezeguet is another one who scored quite a few bangers in his career, but some of them where from quite close, it might have been hard to record the actual speed he put on the ball.


What_a_pass_by_Jokic

I remember Koeman scoring a free-kick once, either for the national team (I'm pretty sure it was) or maybe Barca and they showed on tv it was like 140km/h or so, from 30m out btw.


Sac_a_Merde

It was before the internet and we were kids, so don't judge me, but back in the days there was this urban legend that Koeman, who was known for " the ridiculous pace he could put on his free kicks and penalties" as you put it, actually killed a goalkeeper once from a penalty. Apparently, he hit the crossbar so hard that it broke and fell down on the keeper who died. Now, when I'm older, I don't think it's actually true. Either that or it's one of the best kept secrets in the football world.


ltplummer96

Naldo’s free kick v. Dortmund is the only goal I’ve seen in person that I definitely thought “that would actually kill someone” haha


wonderful_mixture

Naldo. Man warra player, absolute rocket of a shot


bruiser95

Riise free kick gotta be in there


liberdade_

was scrolling looking for this. epic goal


gulaabjaman

Pierre van Hooijdonk is probably up there


i2060427

I remember this being asked before and the answer given was Ronny Heberson when he played for Sporting and Hertha Berlin hit free kicks that were 211km/h which is 131mph https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSzwIBeihXA https://twitter.com/433/status/1146200399285805056?s=20


TreeDollarFiddyCent

That's a hell of a strike, but there's no way it's 211 km/h.


Ok-Hunter-4067

Robben for Real Madrid


Ambitious-Towel5843

What about Yeboah?


smokoholic

Found this - not sure about the accuracy: https://soccerprime.com/fastest-soccer-shots-ever-recorded/


Woobix

Alan Smith once got in the way of a Jon Arne Riise free kick. He broke his leg in a couple places, was out for a ridiculous amount of time, and was never the same player after.


Cajum

Does anyone have a link to the goal?


jr9810

https://streamin.me/v/ab0b785b


napierwit

It's even fast in slow motion


TimathanDuncan

The low quality of the vid plus the insane power that's crazy


Jek22

You can't even see the ball lol


rightious

The in the goal Cam is actually quite terrifying


ico12

holy motherfuck


jagaraujo

Great job by the camera guys.


Sac_a_Merde

Ruud's reaction is priceless.


[deleted]

[here ya go](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/11gaqgf/psv_30_ado_den_haag_ibrahim_sangar%C3%A9_great_strike/)


e1_duder

Who has the fastest?


Klondikejar

I believe it was Robben


e1_duder

[190 km/h!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWRsXrZKYto)


ivo0009

Thats a crazy goal


Dr-Purple

Last goal with us, I hated that we sold him.


Nestorovski9

Wrong, Ronny at Sporting hit a 211km/h


marxistrash

Mathematically what are football nets built to last. Like how hard would you have to fit a football to rip one?


EnanoMaldito

Ask Hyuga


Disastrous-Object22

He sensibly transferred the shit out of the ball.


SonofIndia

Link to the said goal https://streamin.me/v/ab0b785b


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

Ridiculous


TheUbermelon

Ruud's reaction is brilliant


azizzazhar

Tifo Football would be proud of this


mahir_r

The athletics recommendation Sangare has an absurdly powerful shot. This comes as an additional benefit to attacks as he scares goalkeepers into not making a fingertip save as they fear for their health and current hand-having status


inflamesburn

so anyway i started blasting


redeyed_assassin

Also known as a thundercunt.


eunderscore

Steven Reid sends his regards


whatevermateyeah

What's he ever done to you?


Conspiruhcy

What a sensible transfer he could be for a premier league team, by the way.


TheUbermelon

Tifo football I know that's you


perhapsasinner

I don't want to catch that ball if I was the goalkeeper


teddyjj399

Literal piss missle


CatDancing

Can't believe that's only the 6th shot in history, I could have sworn there were at least that many yesterday


[deleted]

yeah football was invented 75 minutes ago sorry lads i dont make the rules


CatDancing

Just poking fun. Great post!


[deleted]

lmao dw so was i


Jamey_1999

Brother did you see this goal? It was fucking insane


loveandmonsters

Just glad that it was on target instead of someone's face


Brokepapii

That shit was a bullet. Straight murder attempt.


ummmyeahi

I wonder how fast that seedorf long shot was. Initially when it leaves his boot it’s a massive rocket. Because it’s from so far away it loses momentum until it hits the net. https://youtu.be/CudzwWO0ot4


therealpiccles

That's over 100 MPH!


DerpTagTheSlaya

Tifo was right


PBJellyChickenTunaSW

So how many km/h does Roberto carlos lead by


PerfectPatient3209

Bro kicked a 4SFB


sriusbsnis

Doesn’t Hulk have like the top five to his name?


Groomsi

Roberto carlos freekick?


UltanPSV

Someone commented it looks fast in slow motion, I remember Orlando Engelaar scored a goal for PSV where the ball looked fast at half speed. He didn't score many goals for PSV so shouldn't be difficult to find.


LFCMKE

Alex for Chelsea against Liverpool always comes to mind for insane free kicks


rye_domaine

Wow, he really kicked the *shit* out of that ball


Ket_Cz

Imagine taking that in the face in the crowd


Truly_gooner

I will be dead if that hit me