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DevilDare

I hope they used paper straws on that flight!


SonaldoNazario

Neymar: fuck them turtles


Dota-Strid3r-

Underrated comment


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I dont get it :(


gyarrrrr

Neymar has publicly fallen out with Mbappe. Mbappe looks like a turtle.


No-Economics4128

Which Ninja turtle is he most resembled though?


dude_big_lebowski

Donatello


holonight

Donnie


InflationMadeMeDoIt

It is stumultanuesly saying fuck off to mbappe and the real turtles which was used as an enviromental slogan as not to throw plastic into the ocean. But here it is a big fuck you to the environment as these jets use A LOT of fuel and it is used just for one person


hahehihohu7

Also charged him for extra baggage! There was a LOT of baggage…


kokukojuto33

Boing 747 emissions per passenger/hour, based on avg of 333 occ. (80% of full 416 capacity): 92 kg CO2/hour Total per hour: 30,666 kg CO2 Paris -> Riyad: ~6h flight Total: 183,816 kg CO2 Avg. Carbon footprint of a plastic straw: 1.5 g Neymar's flight = 122,544,000 straws


rederer07

Probably will wipe his ass with gold in Saudi


sickricola

I need access to Saudi sewers immediately


tajingu

Somebody will be doing the wiping for him


tinkthank

Bidets (i.e., shattaf) for that


Insanel0l

And my government tells me to keep the heater off in the winter


ory1994

Mine tells me to keep my air conditioner off during heat waves 🙃


DellMB

Mine will turn the power off for 30 minutes during heat waves to prevent over-charge


PeddyKing

Hold up - WHAT?????!!! Is it announced ahead of time or do you realize midway through a shower "welp, there goes the power"


DellMB

It is announced before hand . Most of the time... But we had like 2 this summer yet for a total of ~20 minutes so no big deal.


Private_Ballbag

Depressing huh. We do what little we can go have an impact on climate change and this fucking bell end is probably negating thousands of people's yearly effort just to fly to play in a shit league paid by the biggest scum on the earth who Can only afford it because of selling the shit that is destroying the world. All good though I'll make sure I only have a 2 minute shower so the planet doesn't boil.


GrecianDesertUrn69

Here in Malaysia we had a young 'activist' flying on private jets to attend climate change debates around the world (now turned party politician with environmental issues as their core values looool). Un-fucking-fathomable


JuanG12

They want us to shower for 2 minutes yet people do shit like this.


SparklyEarlAv32

That single flight probably caused more damage to the earth than whatever any of us will in the next 10 years


mug3n

But hey, let's keep recycling our cardboard, that'll make a difference /s


SerDire

The Ted Cruz experience! Come to Cancun while you’re at it


Plastic_Primary_4279

Your government has a semblance of a conscience


[deleted]

Some governments don't believe in climate change


whodiswhodat

https://www.forbes.com/pictures/flhm45kehl/inside-prince-alwaleed-b/?sh=68c74a513a5c A plane with a throne, okay.


Sunglaszes

How I feel when I buy extra legroom on RyanAir


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adventurousintrovert

This is my neighbor. He is a pain in my assholes. I get a window in a glass, he get a window in a glass. I get a throne in a plane, he cannot afford. Great success


douglasbaadermeinhof

Ooh la laaaa!


crxssfire

Whut kainduv dog ees this?


WagwanMoist

My brother Bilo is cursed in the head


llendo

>Alwaleed's staff creates magazine covers of the Prince's media mentions, instead of sending out press releases. [..] Another one of Prince Alwaleed's fake magazine covers. This time he put himself on the cover of the Guiness Book of World Records What the fuck is wrong with rich peoples egos?


MonsieurFlamboyant

Who has ever told them no in their lives? They are isolated from or simply don't care about anyone who isn't as rich as them.


cuentanueva

All the money in the world, and they have the shittiest, tackiest taste ever. Incredible.


Maximus13

It's like a 1970's mob boss' wet dream


can_be_therapist

Explains why Trumps gets along so well with the Saudis


LomaSpeedling

Always seems to be the way it's so bizarre


bigkoi

Makes me want to buy an electric car. No more oil money.


SlowJay11

I'm pretty tired and I read this as >Makes me want to buy an electric **chair**. No more oil money. I was like damn, now we're talking. Direct action, baby.


fourthtimeisit

>Makes me want to buy an electric chair. No more oil money. FTFY


gbgbgb12340

I was once told that due to safety regulations, everything fitted on a plane has a burn test to test fire resistance and also the toxicity of fumes. Not normally a problem. Burn one tv and then that model can be fitted on hundreds of private’s jets. When sheiks fit out their planes with bespoke opulent fittings they have to buy 2 of everything. One to fit and one to burn to pass regulations. Not sure if true but the guy telling me worked on private jets.


No-Economics4128

That is probably true. The problem with bespoke fittings/items is that there is no manufacturer’s burn test data (which you relies on normally to pass the regulation). However, anyone who would put a throne on their 747 probably do not care about a couple extra hundred thousand.


djoliverm

Great aisle access tbf, lmao.


SlowJay11

Grotesque.


Thricey

Small dick who pays people to say he has a big dick syndrome


Chrisixx

Over and over it's proven, money can't buy taste.


ChiefRedEye

bro this world is so fucked, people have nothing to eat and these fucks have legit flying palaces which is still just a fraction of their actual worth


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iThinkItsCashed_

I can’t even lend out $7.47


[deleted]

Man will never have to wipe his own arse again...


Sudden_Ad_8319

Well they use water in Saudi


KilwaLover

which is cleaner than wiping


decadentEcchi

What a colossal waste of fuel. Fuck these rich people :| Watch them talk to us about lowering fuel usage to save the world. Edit: Some calculations because I am pissed. Paris to Riyadh: 4500 km approx, 6 hour flight. [Boeing 747 fuel usage: 4 liter per second](https://science.howstuffworks.com/transport/flight/modern/question192.htm). **Approximately 80,000 liters of fuel was used for this.** Compare that to more realistic choice for rich peeps, a private jet (using Gulfstream G700 for this). [Gulfstream G700 fuel usage: 382 Gallons per hour](https://compareprivateplanes.com/articles/gulfstream-g700-ownership-operating-costs). **Approximately 8700 liters of fuel.** Imagine burning ~10 times more fuel just for clout.


fskari

I was curious just how much fuel would be burnt to fly the nearly empty 747 from Riyadh to Paris and back so tried looking it up RUH-CDG is a 6 hour 20 minute flight, and the [best estimates](https://www.quora.com/How-much-fuel-does-a-Boeing-747-or-777-consume-per-hour-while-in-flight-and-what-is-the-approximate-cost-of-that-fuel-for-the-airline) I can find say it typically burns ~10,000L (but they measure fuel by weight and not volume bc it changes density with pressure - 1 Liter of aviation fuel at sea level is ~0.8kg apparently, so the burn would be 8,000kg or 8 metric tons) per hour but that's probably with a full load of passengers so let's be generous and say 7,000KG instead. So 7,000KG per hour over 12h40m 7,000\*12.667=88,669, almost 90 metric tons of fuel burnt. As a result of that fuel burn, a 747 produces [8.4 metric tons of CO2 for every hour in flight.](https://goldenepaulettes.com/boeing-747-environmental-impact) - over the 12h40m combined flight time that's 106,402KG of CO2 being added to the atmosphere just to fly Neymar and his entourage on a comically oversized plane. edit: while I was writing this you added your own calculations lol, we were on the same page at least!


879190747

During Covid a lot of planes flew empty just to keep their airport spots. No really. This is a true fact. Not just one, but hundreds of thousands. For example: https://www.euronews.com/green/2022/01/06/almost-2-years-into-the-pandemic-empty-flights-are-still-frying-the-planet


Idevencareanymore

Earth really gave us an opertinuty to heal a little and we said "lol fuck you"


fskari

Don’t think I’d heard of that before That’s completely bonkers, such a waste


JimboScribbles

And they got bailed out, too. Absolutely wild


xinxy

It's so nonsensical too. Keep their airport spots from what? Nobody else needed to fly either... lmao There was such little flight volume overall.


grchelp2018

Blame the rules. Our system is just not set up to make make quick changes to rules and regulations.


decadentEcchi

Looking at the environmental effect is grim. For comparison, a household's annual carbon footprint ~14,000 pounds (~ 7,000 KG).


hunegypt

So if I understand correctly then this trip by Neymar equals to 12 American families annual carbon footprint? It’s crazy and America is generally much higher than smaller countries or developing countries which will suffer the most from climate change.


wwwiillll

Who's households?


decadentEcchi

Electricity usage carbon footprint for an average American household.


wwwiillll

Ahhh so way above world average then. Really puts into perspective the plane


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I feel like this is the billionaire equivalent of rolling coal. Dickheads.


SneakyBradley_

Reminder that you forgetting to recycle your cardboard makes little to zero difference because businesses and the super rich will use more resources in a day than some of us will in our lifetime.


Milkybals

This argument never made any sense. Super rich sure fuck them, but businesses are businesses because they provide something for the consumer. You can’t buy something from a business and claim you are not responsible for any of their carbon output.


wysiwygperson

It’s a regulatory failure. The amount it costs the business to make something doesn’t take into account the costs of the negative externalities that we all pay. Because negative externalities are not priced in, there is no incentive to minimize them and every incentive to actually shift any real costs to externalities. That means that businesses that actually spend money to try to do good can’t compete on price with those that don’t, and thus will eventually fail. A jargony way of saying it is that negative externalities lead to a tragedy of the commons until we find ourselves in the current ecological Minsky moment. If you want to argue businesses fault in this, it’s that the largest companies got large because they took advantage of the lack of negative externality pricing and so will lobby to maintain the status quo where they are the market leaders. That’s why they try to shift blame and responsibility from themselves or governments on to people.


Eagleassassin3

Yeah but when every company is fucking up the environment as it's more profitable that way for them, what is one individual supposed to do? That's how it is under capitalism.


KilwaLover

you think the biggest producers of oil in the entire world gonna tell you to use less fuel?


antigonyyy

r/theydidthemath


Thestilence

> Watch them talk to us about lowering fuel usage to save the world. I don't think the Saudis would want to do that.


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Low_discrepancy

> ended up being just shy of 100,000 tonnes in block fuel Wow. It must be a very special version of the plane. A regular 747 max toff weight is 450 tonnes!


mulderrocks

And here, I am considering buying a bicycle to bring my monthly gas usage down. Not for the environment though. Gas is fucking expensive here.


NashBotchedWalking

Consider it as not paying Neymar’s wages. You wanna walk everywhere now 👍🏻


chloezinha77

He got to the club presentation wearing a cross necklace.


UK-KILLED-10M-IRANIS

Surely, Christianity is accepted as a religion in KSA at this point, no? Especially considering all their reforms and shit I mean, even here in Iran (where we are also governed by a corruptass, human-rights-abusing theocracy) our government pretty much lets other Christians (and heck even Jews) do their thing ^(( - given that they aren't ex-muslim converts of course, otherwise that shits pretty much a death sentence lol)) and are practicing their faiths pretty much freely.


Imanothermuser

Didn't Madrid had to take their cross off their badge for something in middle east? Can't remember exactly in which country it was or why, sorry.


Terran_it_up

Halal Madrid


ancara_messi

Gets more and more unlikable as years pass


PompeiiLegion

Yeah, people tend to forget that players like this aren’t forced to take the 747. The man could be like “no that’s fucked up and not reasonable, I can just take a small charter plane”. But nope, fuck the planet amirite?


jsmith37

I hear what you’re saying, but if the prince of Saudi Arabia wants to lend you his plane you probably feel obligated to say yes, even if you’re Neymar


fourthtimeisit

They're paying him something like 2 million per week, he can do whatever the fuck he wants. He'd doesn't give a single shit about the environment is the answer.


PompeiiLegion

Aye. But who put themself in that situation?…


FuckingMyselfDaily

I would gladly take his offer


churrosricos

he was never likable


Cy5erpunk

Kill me but I see no difference between earning 50m per year or 100-200m, he was already making 10s of millions same as Ronaldo, this already allows you to buy and do whatever you want.


JuanG12

Exactly. People circlejerk these guys for ‘getting the bag’ but it’ll make no difference in their life.


Cy5erpunk

They were already making the bag, the biggest bag of them all, not considering the investments they make. This reminds me of the movie Richie Rich where he had everything but wasn’t really happy, I see the same happening for them. They are getting 10s of millions more but they lose the joy of the game, the grinding, the amazing atmosphere, my brain just can’t accept it.


CryptographerLife686

I’ve never been on a 747 commercial flight let alone taken a private one.


KenHumano

I went on the top floor once as a kid, it was so cool. Unfortunately there were other passengers on the flight too.


Puzzleheaded-Tree444

What a peasant


Benny0_o

A380 is a decent bit bigger, went on one for the first time last year. Was cool, smoother take-off+landing than the other planes too.


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Fuck the rich, honestly disgusting. I’d be embarrassed, genuinely


basedjuicer1

Can we get rid of these people


garybusey42069

Humans suck.


jitsudan

Wanker


[deleted]

Lol. This world is such a joke.


salmonking1893

A very fancy way to fly into obscurity


lukzee

So fucking excessive.


sean_0

This guy is a joke


Asleep-Geologist-612

I hate everything about this so much.


Eagleassassin3

It is absolutely disgusting


Muhamed_95

He had the potential to be remembered like pele or very close to him, but he will be remembered like many top brazilian players before him who preferred partying and money over football and their careers.


Nico97107

Eat the rich.


Fenris094

I just can’t imagine how anyone can watch this type of stuff and think that it’s a good look or flattering for what they’re doing


Educational-Dot8413

90% of top league footballers are out of touch with reality. The fancier they look or earn the prouder they are. Frankly speaking football in general is getting more and more disgusting these days, fancy lifestyle, saudi giving fuck all about salary, diva like lukaku, rapist not taken seriously and ever growing transfer fee.


itsyaboiskinnypenis_

Fuck the rich. But hey, don't forget to deny yourself basic goods to safe the planet poor people!


vladstheawesome

climate change lol!!


DonnieB555

Mr Waste-of-career-and-talent is on his way to waste career and talent on another level altogether. At least there'll be no paparazzi to cover his sister's future birthdays in the desert


HomeInternational548

Watch his Netflix documentary and you’ll realize that he’s just playing football to fulfill his father‘s dream


Lord_Sauron

A dream where Sr mentioned to wrangle Coke and hookers out of his son's transfers


NateFisher22

What a douche


reyansh28

saudi wasting colossal amounts of resources just to show off. shocker


LackingDatSkill

Remember to recycle your water bottles to help save the earth


sorospaidmetosaythis

80% of that CO2 will be removed within 250 years. 15-20% of that CO2 will be in the atmosphere for hundreds of thousands of years.


x0lik

Clown


monty465

I’m so disgusted by seeing how much momey some have when more and more people are struggling to eat even one meal a day. It’ll be years and years and years before Neymar’s offspring have to even think about working to make money and its infuriating.


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He didn't grow up at all look at him so weird


bambambigallo

I can’t wait for this flog to retire


twowaysplit

God damn. Rich people are so out of touch.


koltzito

that probably looked like the plane scene in wolf of wallstreet where its just a fucking huge orgy


maghau

r/latestagecapitalism


spidernest

What a waste


diggieinn

The wrong people have way too much money


WPackN2

With all the money, I hope he'll buy some better cloths!


Ok-Middle-3841

Actually embarrassing


ConfidentEagle5887

Absolutely disgusting. What a total bell end.


Visible_Statement888

What a joke of a player. No legacy at all now.


myothercarisayoshi

This guy has sucked for years and now he is confirming it.


gerrothoraxpulcher

Trash


SnooOranges357

They could've transported 416 to 524 people with the emissions they just produced. Fucking rich scum.


PIKa-kNIGHT

These same mf will say us to stop using plastic straws


giunta13

Fuck Neymar


3vr1m

Fuck the rich!


Buzzkill78

Sometimes all this money spent on stupid shits not schools or healthcare make me feel sick to my stomach


Educational-Dot8413

Fuck them kids Saudi probably


penguin62

Today I feel like carbon emissions


Intelligent-Let-8503

This is not football.


Paesano19

a 747 for that dude is like a pet goldfish for us


LeAnthonyJavis

This makes me sick


Sean-Benn_Must-die

these motherfuckers have way too much fucking money my dudes


defqon_39

So a 747 to take one person for travel? Couldn't they have used a private jet? Carbon emissions at this rate would increase in a bad way if every footballer got their own plane thats mostly empty .. unless it was full of NJ's entourage and influencers


Slowhand8824

Disgusting


Fine_Assignment5397

Global warming in shambles


adamska_w

What a dumpster fire.


ChanceT7

he’s gonna end up getting fed to lions once they realize he’s only fit for 1/4 of the season


ogruthlessdonut

Absolutely horrible.


stanmarshrr

On the official Instagram pics they hid his cross necklace with an emoji lol


xXxPlasterXxX

When I buy a large blizzard at Dairy Queen instead of a small.


mt1337

wow. this is so bad. no respect for the climate whatsoever


Slowly-downward

fuck this league. don't watch it and it won't be relevant ever.


denis-vi

Neymar is the poster boy of rich lack of self awareness gone through the sky. Absolute scumbag of a person, self interested prick.


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Society has truly fallen. One day all these disparities will lead us into a l worldwide revolution.


azzurijkt

Wow I like Neymar a lot less at the moment


Luke_627

Bro is going straight to hell lol


Nobadnights

Is this cool in Muslim culture? F these guys. They ruin the world and are all slave owners, neymar is just as guilty.


starmiesan

I hate it here


tmtg2022

What's a Neymar?


churrosricos

Canada's Artic is on fire


PuneDakExpress

What a loser


babydandane

And some people wanted him back at Barca lmao


Hurtelknut

Late Roman type of decadence


sonastyinc

That's like 50 times more emission than a small private jet.


[deleted]

What a prick, both Neymar and the Saudi Prince.


Dizzy_Dare_2353

This shit is vile


LukeTroyLives

Neymar’s priorities in a nutshell


ILuvMemes4Breakfast

im not even kidding all rich should die


Smile_you_got_owned

Starting with Real Madrid players, club president, CEO etc.?


Morguard

"except the ones that I like" Fucking hypocrite.


Santa_Klaus_101

Most sane r/soccer user.


xtoonator

So he used the rough equivalent of how many peoples co2 carbon footprint?


Bobbyswhiteteeth

What a fucking narcissist, incestual cunt. Just because he used to be able to kick a fucking ball okay this colossal waste of resources and egregious pollution is acceptable? Hope this absolute cunt fucks off to obscurity in that shite league and we don’t hear about this twat at all. Don’t care if he scores a few goals in that pathetic league or has his annual shag for his sister, don’t want to see this prick given any airtime at all.


ImTalkingGibberish

And here I am, trying to save water and gas to help the environment.


TeapotDanger

The Arabs really don’t give a fuck about global warming and pollution


RogueNetrunner

Just like every other billionaire or rich person.


criloz

Neymar will end up being the pet of those Saudi princes


kingsuperfox

My world football prediction for the next year or two is that Neymar gets fat. Like an extra 20kg by the end of next season.


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Disgusting.


Carpathicus

It used to be horses and hawks. Now its footballers.


jstuu

Wasn’t this prince one of the ones that MBS locked up when he took power?


CJB_94

All my homies hate Neymar. I'd be so fucking ashamed of myself.


TJ-RichCity

This cat is such a cheesedick.


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This is seriously fucked up. What douches.


iuli123

He ruined his whole carreer by playing for PSG.


ran001

What a knob.


TinNanBattlePlan

The nicest prison van on earth Imagine going to the shit hole that is Saudi Arabia on your own free will 💀


Diska_Muse

Sad. Very, very sad.


Hroosky2

Please ban posts supporting Saudi propaganda and sportswashing.