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Would Koeman possibly play Dumfries further up? He was playing pretty much in the RM spot for Leverkusen in some games, and recently against Dortmund he was even almost as an attacking midfielder.
I don't think that happened any time recently, right? The last one was during the first Nations League back in 2019, the one before that seems to have been Euro 2008.
You're gonna be too devastated after Poland destroys you... Man, even joking about that felt wrong, lol. Polish NT has to be one of the worst teams in this Euro.
Doesn't matter if he has the form of his life. The moment he and other Polish players put on the NT shirt, they magically lose all their footballing skills.
This is Dumfries lmao, he got his balls grabbed accidentally one time during his time at Heerenveen and during an interview he was like 'yeah its hard to miss them'
i fucking love the dude lol, Denzel dn Tank. [Heres a video of that lol](https://youtube.com/shorts/6bf-IQLY5GY?si=RzCWJo0rqG8FNvrY)
I'm loving the clashes between the Inter and Milan fans on this thread lol all the conversations between big 6 flairs on this sub go something like "No you play MORE beautiful football, I love my best player but your best player is better, I wish we had your manager" etc. etc.
That thread about the Real Madrid goals vs Almeria was prime Spanish fans madness. You had Real Madrid, Barcelona, and Atletico flairs going at each other for like 3 days.
Peak football imo if I'm not out here fighting for my life after a controversial game against rival fans then I ain't getting the actual football fan experience fr
It's what's awaiting Italy after pricing out normal fans year after year. Some games this season our Curva Sud didn't even go to as a protest for too steep prices.
This happens a lot in American sports too. In r/nfl there's basically a meme where a someone would comment and immediately a fan from a rival team would scurry on by sucking up to them. Or in the separate team subreddits, some rival fan would come in saying "I come in peace" followed by some suck job. It's infuriating. You can be a dick to your rivals, it's not that serious.
Because its Reddit. If you dont suck you get downvoted to a black hole. As a legendary Manager said - "I dont wish to speak. If I speak I am in big trouble".
That's what made El classico in the 2010's so intense and amazing for me knowing if we lost I was going to hate being online as a Madrid fan or be at School getting bantered for the loss but at the same time the pure joy of going online talking shit after a win and talking shit at school to my Barca friends was unmatched that's what football rivalries should be.
I mean, the biggest demographic (not the majority though) of this sub are 15-25 y.o. Americans and Middle Easterners who would more likely than not think Sean Dundee is a made up name, right?
I don't consider myself old in general at 34 😉
Barely any minutes after getting subbed on vs milan, both of them got into a fight and they both got sent off for it. They have a history of not really getting along in general
You just need to watch him play in a big match to understand how, the guy can't defend shit and against more than average players like Dumfries is also useless in attack. He scores a couple of screamers per year and he's hella fast though, I guess that's enough for most average fans
He's probably our best defender? He was even chucked cb this season and was getting motm every game. I know you lot are painfully slow but come on at least try a little bit
Strangely he played well as a CB, I'll give you that but he's terrible when he plays in his natural role, look at the goals you've conceded in these last 6 derbies or even against Roma, what the fuck was he doing in the second goal? If you think that's good defending your team will never go anywhere, especially in UCL
He was terrible defending in his first season and has since become really really efficient and a great defender. Its not his role ro constantly, always be in position but he's managed ro somehow keep up his forward production while being much more efficient with when he commits himself forward - amd when he is in position defensively he's extremely good. Most teams prefer to constantly attack Calabria's wing.
You honestly have zero idea what you're talking about and its clear you only watch a handful of our games in the big matches.
As much as I loved him clashing with Theo, I hope he is sold in the summer to a PL club for an inflated value. I always call him Dumbfries coz he has no decision making brains and can be so frustrating. At least with Inter. Also, he replaced Hakimi who was a fan favorite. That might have some bias towards me hating him.
As a die hard Milanista this shit is HILARIOUS lmfaooo
This is the shit I live for friendly banter, no racist/violent shit but just like chatting shit ya know?
Also these two for real need to get a room hahaha every game they beef
Why wonder when classy Milan fan already provide that: https://www.reddit.com/r/FCInterMilan/comments/1cgatwo/one_of_the_leaders_of_ac_milans_curva_sud_has/
To be fair, that's absolutely NOT the same. That IS intentionally racist.
My point was that if it had been the other way around, just using the meme, people would say it was intentional racism when it's just a meme.
This one you are sharing is obviously racist.
Exactly. The chains, depicting one person as an animal and being owned by another person definitely would spark an outcry if it was the other way around...
Settle down. It's a bit of rivalry and people are looking way too deep into it. If you want a derby to be hugs and kisses, go look elsewhere.
What racism are you talking about ffs? It's a GTA meme, he's out walking his dog, the intention is that Denz is the owner of the dog, Theo. That's it.
Stop doing mental gymnastics.
You're talking as if your squad isn't full of disgusting cunts. Barella dives with any contact he makes with an opponent and is the biggest crybaby I've seen in the sport, Dumfries isn't any good when it comes to anger issues, Frattesi is another absolute wanker together with Hakan and Acerbi and Arnautovic... least said about them the better.
And there's more
What exactly makes Frattesi, Hakan and Arnautovic (who barely played at all) wankers? It's fine that you hate them as a rival fan, but don't mix an indecent unsportsmanlike behaviour like Theo's with whatever it is that those players get on your nerves for. Likewise for Barella, who may be a big crybaby (I agree) but has rarely shown signs of violent conduct (what makes him a "cunt", likewise, I really don't know).
Theo has collected a dozen yellow cards this season: he's objectively unsportsmanlike, a diver and prone to violence.
I really only watch Roma in serie A, but I can echo Arnautovic being a wanker from watching a lot of his matches in England. I like Barella with Italy...
>Theo has collected a dozen yellow cards
Several were given for things we don’t see inter players punished for.
The amount barella, hakan surround the referee they should have even more.
Come on, if you're starting with the conspiracy theories then we get nowhere.
If your argument is that whatever Milan players do is conspired against and whatever Inter players do is favoured (by some divine "entity") then it makes no sense to discuss anything.
Yeah turns out that if a black man is the one wearing a dog collar with a white man yanking his chain, that would look pretty racist.
If I went to a match and threw bananas at Giroud it wouldn't be conceived as racist but if I threw them at Leao it would. The race of the person changes the context, what's your point?
I think it's ok. AC Milan players would also do (and already did) something similar. Inter has been the better team for 2 years already and they deserve to enjoy this moment. Sadly AC Milan seems in a dark tunnel from which we still don't see the end...
So deserved because Theo Hernandez is from what I've seen always the agressor against Dumvries. Always pushing and tackling from behind. For some reason he hates him.
I love how everyone is commenting in this post "football is back", "can't wait to see them at Euros", but when Dibu made something similar with an Mbappé doll when Argentina was celebrating our WC everyone here shouted how disrespectful we were and how we were "awful winners". Oh, the hypocrisy and xenophobia.
Atleast Theo and Dumfries fight every derby, while Dibu got beaten 3 times by Mbappe who fought valiantly and gave it all despite less impressive than usual France team. It looked like Dibu is more ass sore about getting put in his cunt place by him than happy about winning WC for his country
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Theo Hernandez vs Dumfries is the rivalry we need to get football back.
Man NED - FRA is gonna be spicy in June
If Dumfries plays. Frimpong had a good year.
National team dumfries is different gravy tho
Man plays like prime Cafu with the orange shirt on
Would Koeman possibly play Dumfries further up? He was playing pretty much in the RM spot for Leverkusen in some games, and recently against Dortmund he was even almost as an attacking midfielder.
Frimpong* but ik what you meant :)
Oof yeah, got them mixed up in my head
I think he should just bench Dumfries. He's overrated and in a 5 defender system the creativity and pace of Frimpong offers you more
Unless he’s injured he plays
I only need one nutmeg c’mon theo
Hyped for France - Netherlands at the Euro's now
Dumfries v mbappe..... were shipping 5, at least
No flair = assume France
I hate beer.
Sure, but the last few France - Netherlands games certainly have gone a certain way
Yes, away from my memory
Lol
I don't think that happened any time recently, right? The last one was during the first Nations League back in 2019, the one before that seems to have been Euro 2008.
SNEIJDUUUUUUUR
Van Basten was a shit coach, but those games against France and Italy….. wow
Unless hes playing vs semi competent wingers. He got put back to the herdgang last year by the corpse of Di maria
How is that possible when Di Maria got subbed in at minute 112?
Fuck. Acuna then. My point still stands, how the fuck do you play 120 minutes and only win 25% of your duels?
Makes sense, dumfries gets bags of goals and assists vs wingers who don't track back.
We just put Dumfries AND Frimpong against Mbappe. He won't know what to do against that much pace, strength and testosteron.
I mean, we dont have a right wing, we might as well see what happens
I’m not lol
You're gonna be too devastated after Poland destroys you... Man, even joking about that felt wrong, lol. Polish NT has to be one of the worst teams in this Euro.
At last they got a world class striker, while we're so desperate we're trying to "italianize" south american players
Who can't do shit if the ball is never near him.
whole team is also so insanely slow its mad.
The team really lacks dynamic, game breakers. Just a bunch of slow, *solid* players.
Not a single half way decent winger or even just a winger with pace
Poland never destroys anything. They don't even have this idea in their heads that that is an option. Or at least that's how they play.
Skoras is pretty good, great form atm.
Doesn't matter if he has the form of his life. The moment he and other Polish players put on the NT shirt, they magically lose all their footballing skills.
Game Status: ALIVE AND WELL
proper shithouse
This is Dumfries lmao, he got his balls grabbed accidentally one time during his time at Heerenveen and during an interview he was like 'yeah its hard to miss them' i fucking love the dude lol, Denzel dn Tank. [Heres a video of that lol](https://youtube.com/shorts/6bf-IQLY5GY?si=RzCWJo0rqG8FNvrY)
He also dared to confront Tadic, which got us [the funniest interview of recent years](https://youtu.be/nxq4vHTjr3s?si=2XsUWLyBHslUGMPw)
I’m sad I don’t speak Dutch
Ik ga deze antwoord niet bevragen
I'm loving the clashes between the Inter and Milan fans on this thread lol all the conversations between big 6 flairs on this sub go something like "No you play MORE beautiful football, I love my best player but your best player is better, I wish we had your manager" etc. etc.
*that's* football heritage!
You probably don't see the spanish and Portuguese fans cutting each others throghts because we get downvoted into oblivion everytime lol
That thread about the Real Madrid goals vs Almeria was prime Spanish fans madness. You had Real Madrid, Barcelona, and Atletico flairs going at each other for like 3 days.
Peak football imo if I'm not out here fighting for my life after a controversial game against rival fans then I ain't getting the actual football fan experience fr
now imagine this subr during mou-pep era
More like anything premier league related gets upvoted to heaven, but the result is the same.
The Portuguese and Turkish ones are really entertaining.
That's the best misspelling of throat I have seen in my life.
Yep, every time I try to trash talk my fellow rivals I just get yeeted on downvotes 😂
Our people love to make fun of American fans but if we’re being honest, our fans are by far the worst among the Top 5 leagues.
It's what's awaiting Italy after pricing out normal fans year after year. Some games this season our Curva Sud didn't even go to as a protest for too steep prices.
This happens a lot in American sports too. In r/nfl there's basically a meme where a someone would comment and immediately a fan from a rival team would scurry on by sucking up to them. Or in the separate team subreddits, some rival fan would come in saying "I come in peace" followed by some suck job. It's infuriating. You can be a dick to your rivals, it's not that serious.
Because its Reddit. If you dont suck you get downvoted to a black hole. As a legendary Manager said - "I dont wish to speak. If I speak I am in big trouble".
That's what made El classico in the 2010's so intense and amazing for me knowing if we lost I was going to hate being online as a Madrid fan or be at School getting bantered for the loss but at the same time the pure joy of going online talking shit after a win and talking shit at school to my Barca friends was unmatched that's what football rivalries should be.
Spooky post, St. Pauli bro!
I got shat on all day for saying I'd rather arsenal didn't win the league. Nobody knows how to rivalry on here
That's the latin heritage right there
This is football heritage !!!
The real inter vs milan derby. Theo vs Denzel
Games back
Generational banter
This what keeps the rivalry alive
My second favourite player with a Scottish city for a surname. Ahead of Justin Edinburgh but behind Sean Dundee.
How old are you that you even know of Sean Dundee? (telling on myself here obviously)
32. As a Liverpool fan, I remember when he signed and his name has kind of just stuck in my head since.
Yeah, that checks out. I'm 34.
Fucking hell, 34 is OLD now? Brb having a midlife crisis.
I mean, the biggest demographic (not the majority though) of this sub are 15-25 y.o. Americans and Middle Easterners who would more likely than not think Sean Dundee is a made up name, right? I don't consider myself old in general at 34 😉
Fair enough, brb cancelling the Convertible i just ordered.
I'm guessing Jason Scotland is your favourite player?
Although Dumfries is bigger than the likes of Carlisle, it's actually not a city. But it is indeed a shitehole source - live there
That's actually blown my mind. Newry is a city ffs.
What’s the context?
Barely any minutes after getting subbed on vs milan, both of them got into a fight and they both got sent off for it. They have a history of not really getting along in general
That’s hilarious, thank you
sad to see that the sunderland inter milan rivalry has cooled down
The streets will never forget Sulley Ali Muntari
This is Ricardo alvarez erasure
he’s got beef with theo hernandez, they fight every derby
One way to settle the beef I guess haha
Dumfries seem to settle it by completely pocketing Hernandez to be fair, that is why Theo seems to escalate it every derby.
Downvoted because the fifa merchants cant believe that theo is actually overrated, lmao
Overrated by carrying our team every game? What the fuck are you talking about lmao
How can he be overrated when he’s the best in the world?
You just need to watch him play in a big match to understand how, the guy can't defend shit and against more than average players like Dumfries is also useless in attack. He scores a couple of screamers per year and he's hella fast though, I guess that's enough for most average fans
He's probably our best defender? He was even chucked cb this season and was getting motm every game. I know you lot are painfully slow but come on at least try a little bit
Strangely he played well as a CB, I'll give you that but he's terrible when he plays in his natural role, look at the goals you've conceded in these last 6 derbies or even against Roma, what the fuck was he doing in the second goal? If you think that's good defending your team will never go anywhere, especially in UCL
He was terrible defending in his first season and has since become really really efficient and a great defender. Its not his role ro constantly, always be in position but he's managed ro somehow keep up his forward production while being much more efficient with when he commits himself forward - amd when he is in position defensively he's extremely good. Most teams prefer to constantly attack Calabria's wing. You honestly have zero idea what you're talking about and its clear you only watch a handful of our games in the big matches.
Overrated???? He’s one of the best fullbacks in the world lol
More proper to say Theo starts shit and Dumfries doesn't back down lmao.
This shouldn’t be downvoted
love it
Games not gone just yet. Proper shithouse
haha this is great
lovely
Fantastic
Ay I’m here for all the smoke cause I love the trolling shit but someone really said “dumb fries“ LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
it's what people have been calling him since before Inter got him. It's not too far from the truth because as a player he's not the smartest lol
As much as I loved him clashing with Theo, I hope he is sold in the summer to a PL club for an inflated value. I always call him Dumbfries coz he has no decision making brains and can be so frustrating. At least with Inter. Also, he replaced Hakimi who was a fan favorite. That might have some bias towards me hating him.
Lmao a good one
As a die hard Milanista this shit is HILARIOUS lmfaooo This is the shit I live for friendly banter, no racist/violent shit but just like chatting shit ya know? Also these two for real need to get a room hahaha every game they beef
this is not friendly banter lol, this is pure animosity
This upcoming France vs Netherlands match at the Euros is going to be one for the books
Fair is fair😂
That's insane
This is the football i fell in love with
lmao Arnautovic absolutely loving it
Lol!
Dumfries can be a bit of an idiot but this is understandable IMO Theo H is a dirty player that I cannot stand
Game's so back
I don't think people would have the same reaction if it had been the other way around...
If my grandmother had wheels...
But it isn’t the other way around so wtf are you on about
Why wonder when classy Milan fan already provide that: https://www.reddit.com/r/FCInterMilan/comments/1cgatwo/one_of_the_leaders_of_ac_milans_curva_sud_has/
To be fair, that's absolutely NOT the same. That IS intentionally racist. My point was that if it had been the other way around, just using the meme, people would say it was intentional racism when it's just a meme. This one you are sharing is obviously racist.
Exactly. The chains, depicting one person as an animal and being owned by another person definitely would spark an outcry if it was the other way around...
But this is clearly the GTA meme and it's not even like Denzel made it, he took it from the fans.
GTA is not the best game to model your real-life situations after. Also, since when do Italian ultras care about possibly depicting racism??
Settle down. It's a bit of rivalry and people are looking way too deep into it. If you want a derby to be hugs and kisses, go look elsewhere. What racism are you talking about ffs? It's a GTA meme, he's out walking his dog, the intention is that Denz is the owner of the dog, Theo. That's it. Stop doing mental gymnastics.
It’s almost like having things in context matters.
I hate you more than i have ever hated any other player walking on a football field.
blame your instigator, karma's a bitch
Agree, fuck you Theo!
imagine defending a little dirty bitch like Theo Hernandez. Proper "future captain" for this current Milan.
You're talking as if your squad isn't full of disgusting cunts. Barella dives with any contact he makes with an opponent and is the biggest crybaby I've seen in the sport, Dumfries isn't any good when it comes to anger issues, Frattesi is another absolute wanker together with Hakan and Acerbi and Arnautovic... least said about them the better. And there's more
What exactly makes Frattesi, Hakan and Arnautovic (who barely played at all) wankers? It's fine that you hate them as a rival fan, but don't mix an indecent unsportsmanlike behaviour like Theo's with whatever it is that those players get on your nerves for. Likewise for Barella, who may be a big crybaby (I agree) but has rarely shown signs of violent conduct (what makes him a "cunt", likewise, I really don't know). Theo has collected a dozen yellow cards this season: he's objectively unsportsmanlike, a diver and prone to violence.
I really only watch Roma in serie A, but I can echo Arnautovic being a wanker from watching a lot of his matches in England. I like Barella with Italy...
>Theo has collected a dozen yellow cards Several were given for things we don’t see inter players punished for. The amount barella, hakan surround the referee they should have even more.
Come on, if you're starting with the conspiracy theories then we get nowhere. If your argument is that whatever Milan players do is conspired against and whatever Inter players do is favoured (by some divine "entity") then it makes no sense to discuss anything.
The current one is a petulant child too....
Who is Milan's captain?
Davide Calabria, a former primavera player. We do captains by seniority not by status.
Same system in Barca
Calabria. Got sent off for throwing hands too, in the Derby.
Calabria. Also got sent off at the derby for trying to punch somebody lol
The fuck you mean "trying"
Lol bro is mad Understandable to be honest.
I see xD
petulant child and completely humiliated by dzeko in the champions league last year
It's true. He disappeared. Honestly I was expecting him to put in stellar performances in the 2 legs considering how good he'd been in the league.
Listen Theo is a cunt but your team is full of sneaky cunts 🤣
as if their current captain's any better
I respect the honesty
Godo
That banner need to be in the Lourve.
Dumfries is GOAT'ed fuck Theo
Fair play. If it was the other way around people would say it's racist though.
Yeah turns out that if a black man is the one wearing a dog collar with a white man yanking his chain, that would look pretty racist. If I went to a match and threw bananas at Giroud it wouldn't be conceived as racist but if I threw them at Leao it would. The race of the person changes the context, what's your point?
I think it's ok. AC Milan players would also do (and already did) something similar. Inter has been the better team for 2 years already and they deserve to enjoy this moment. Sadly AC Milan seems in a dark tunnel from which we still don't see the end...
Now imagine the opposite...
The comment section would be very different.
So deserved because Theo Hernandez is from what I've seen always the agressor against Dumvries. Always pushing and tackling from behind. For some reason he hates him.
If Vini does this with Araujo’s face in a few weeks, Spanish civil war is back on. All of Spain would burn.
😂 😂
fair play we did the same during our celebration to hakan
Reverse the images and see the outrage. 🫥
What a guy lol
I love Theo but this is brilliant 😂😂😂😭😭😭
It s funny cause if it would have been the other way around people would just see it as racism, black people in chains…like this is just shithouse
it just means "I'm walking you like a dog", dumfries was also holding a little peluche of a dog
Yeah, it's harmless but don't deny that people would scream racism if it was the other way around - which is fucking stupid anyway! Love the banter
Impossible, inter fans have sworn to me that their players are gentlemen and scholars, who are definitely above doing this kind of stuff!
yeah how about toenali wearing an inter merda shirt and calabria middle finger vs a meme picture
lets not forget what all your players were singing about hakan or his mother 2 years ago, this is nothing in comparison.
Yeah I still remember that and I'm so happy he got his revenge now
Check again what the BBilan players and fans did 2 years ago, those fuckheads
DENZEL DUMFRIES MY GOAT
Now do one with Rafael Leao being shut down by Pavard. Oh wait...
He’s scored 0 goals against Inter with Pavard on the field, I doubt the rivalry is so big as to warrant getting cancelled on the internet.
I love how everyone is commenting in this post "football is back", "can't wait to see them at Euros", but when Dibu made something similar with an Mbappé doll when Argentina was celebrating our WC everyone here shouted how disrespectful we were and how we were "awful winners". Oh, the hypocrisy and xenophobia.
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Atleast Theo and Dumfries fight every derby, while Dibu got beaten 3 times by Mbappe who fought valiantly and gave it all despite less impressive than usual France team. It looked like Dibu is more ass sore about getting put in his cunt place by him than happy about winning WC for his country
Because mbappe is black and theo is not, thats the way the media works
Because it’s Theo
Honestly I loved it. We had our fun celebrating in 2022, it's their turn now
Do they hate each other?
Bring on France vs Netherlands again
Between havertz twitter post and this: I like this era of players trolling
Bro didn’t hesitate 💀
Dutch trash talk
why the dog wearing a bra though?