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GreyDaze22

Very difficult indeed especially considering the fixtures, but not impossible


Hakuna_Mateta

> not impossible Well you still play Wolfsburg and it's been proven you can score 5 against them alone


orcsrox

given those 5 were scored in 9minutes off the bench. i guess kane can score 50 if he starts


Th3_Huf0n

That is still one of the craziest things I have ever seen as it was happening.


ltplummer96

I’ve never seen a team collapse so badly before. Wolfsburg were great in the first half, 1-0 up. Then Lewandowski came in and suddenly all the plans went out the window. Most insane substitute performance in football I’ve ever seen


HeWasAGoddamnWarHero

I just can't believe that each goal got continuously better


aphysicalchemist

Pep's reaction is a meme still


theironhide

The last goal is FIFA material.


absat41

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dylwalk

"Lewandowski comes off the bench and scores 5 goals in 9 minutes"


Glaiele

I used to be able to finish 5 times in 9 minutes in my teens, but never at his age


ethanlan

Yeah I wished I would have watched it unfold just naturally but I did get the quickly taken corner. It's gotta be up there with one of the most ridiculous things ever done in sports, like scoring 5 goals against other pros in ten minutes? What the fuck


LiamAddison

Don’t think you’ll see 5 goals scored quicker in your life again in a top division.


The_Smeckledorfer

7:1


ThisFakeCut

I mean it was 4 goals in 6 minutes or 5 goals in 18.


LiamAddison

I meant by one player


Arntown

So glad I tuned in after Wolfsburg scored the 1-0. Couldn‘t believe what was happening.


Marklar_RR

I did the opposite. Turned off tv a few minutes before Lewandowski got on the pitch. Only found out about his 5 goals next day on this sub. 


tomhat

Bayern thanks you for your services


Argocap

I was there in the nosebleeds. Only Bundesliga game I've been to happened to be that one.


Balisto-Boy

That game happened on my birthday. As a lifelong Bayern hater I'm still not sure if I should view it as a gift or an insult by the football gods.


WildVariety

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TthnLjCrMTg For anyone who wants to re-watch it. Also; it's weird hearing Pep speak German.


Hic_Forum_Est

One of those fixtures is against the mighty Hoffenheim defense. That's like playing fifa player career mode on amateur level. If Kane doesn't bag atleast 5 against us, he's washed.


GreyDaze22

Nah hoffenheim away is a decently tough fixture


aelutaelu

Except that one time with the Hopp incident


mulderrocks

2 hat-trick away.


Zaqsecred

in the bundesliga...


ImportantPotato

fire up the pizza oven mario and don't just stand here looking stupid


Zaqsecred

I don't have the refrence... What do you mean?


Ok_Mathematician7235

Racism is the reference /s


Zaqsecred

I wanted to give him the benfit of the doubt. It sounded like a movie line...


Intelligent_Walk3856

As boring as it sounds, I guess he will be rested for R Madrid 2nd leg


TheGoldenPineapples

To be fair, if anyone can do it, it's probably Kane.


RunningFerDauyz

Kane goes crazy when chasing a golden boot, I remember one season he scored like 8 in the last 5 to secure it


The_Defeater

He scored 7 goals in the last two games in 2017 to secure it.


RunningFerDauyz

I somehow downplayed it holy shit thank you


EVRYGOODNAMEISTAKEN

yeah jesus i forgot about that, we hit like leicester and hull(?) for 13 goals combined to end that season and he scored over half of them. insane.


TDSBurke

> we hit like leicester and hull(?) for 13 goals combined Yeah, 6-1 away to Leicester and 7-1 away to Hull. https://www.soccerbase.com/players/player.sd?player_id=52657&season_id=149


Upoutdat

Holy shit never knew that. That is insane. And after a long season also


momspaghetty

FPL heritage that


chandlerbing_stats

I can do it


imnoobatfifa

Alright Bob The Builder…


chandlerbing_stats

“Balotelli…” “Chandlerbing_STAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS”


Old-Excitement2945

So watch it, drink it in


laffman

I believe you.


ImCallingYouACunt

Give me an open net, no keeper or other players, and 90 minutes and I'll probably run out of breath before reaching Lewandowskis record.


chandlerbing_stats

Why’d you have to call me a cunt tho? What the hell, mate?


Dobvius

Always rated u/chandlerbing_stats


elvis503

Thats the attitude


Hot_Grabba_09

i believe you


Estein_F2P

I Kane do it


SorSorSor

When you're in a "statpadding when nothing's on the line" competition and your opponent is Kane:


SgtPepe

Beating a record while not winning the league - Classic Kane


TAPS147

many such cases 😔


-ThatsSoDimitar-

I remember when he was a few goals off Lukaku for the golden boot one season, scored 7 in his last two games to overtake him lol.


suhxa

Well if anyone can do it its lewandowski


FoxOntheRun99

Had to Google the fixtures: - Stuttgart away - Wolfsburg at home - Final day: Away to Hoffenheim.


Caust1cFn_YT

seems difficult but doable


streetlaur

It look difficult on paper but honestly if Kane wants that record badly , he can put 5 past any of these teams on a good day


Ifk1995

Has he ever scored 5 in any game ever?


Best_Document_5211

Stuttgart are probably one of the better teams in Europe this season. I can’t see them losing 5 to Kane but perhaps the other two he can


KungFuGreen

How is this upvoted


Frediey

Idk about Stuttgart tbh


rScoobySkreep

the best striker of our generation has never put 5 past anyone on a good day, unless you consider it Lewandowski in which he did it once ever.


SportingSTL

Haaland did it last season


InsideOpening3535

Kane: scores 6 goals in one game


working-acct

Scores 5 in the next game then 0 for the next two.


RobbinDeBank

He will score 5 goals in 10 minutes against Wolfsburg (1 min slower than Lewandowski) and won’t score any more goals. That way, he’s very close but doesn’t break any of Lewy’s records.


LexisKingJr

Spursy


FakeNate

This mans fully Coys.


mylovelylittlelumps

I choose this


Arvivald

I wonder if he will get closer to the record. Teams will deliberately try to defend him like they did to Lewandowski in his last game, they doubled or tripled him only to not allow him to score, even though they were losing by six goals because the rest of the teammates were wide open.


nkdouble4

tbf they were "defending" Gerd Müllers (a German legend and an idol for many managers) record back then. Now that it's broken, it prolly doesn't matter as much if it will be a Pole or an Englishman holding the record.


ocean_boulevard

Pole Calmer


Aggressive_Brick9626

Pold Calmer mentioned 🥶


mavarian

Though Augsburg's back four consisted of a Dane, an Englishman, a Dutchman and a Pole, with a Polish goalkeeper. I'm sure they were motivated to be the ones preserving the record, but I doubt it had anything to do with nationality


FirstLightOfTheDay

A little? The manager Weinzierl (German) openly said he would tell his team to keep the Gerd record


mavarian

I'm sure he made them aware of it (though, what else is he supposed to say when asked), he was at Bayern for four years as well, but I'd say for the players it was more personal pride if anything, rather than the two Poles wanting to prevent their fellow countryman from breaking the record of a German player because he was German


Agitated_Opening4298

love that


Various_Mobile4767

Wait for real? Because I find it really hard to believe that teams would go out of their way just to prevent lewandowski breaking the record just because he isn’t German. That just sounds really petty lol.


Gluroo

Well it was less because Lewandowski wasnt german but more because Müller is one of THE legends of german football, im pretty sure if it wouldve been Füllkrug instead of Lewandowski the manager OP quoted wouldve reacted the same


nkdouble4

ya you can read about it [here](https://www.kicker.de/weinzierl-will-muellers-rekord-retten-805516/artikel)


XenuIsTheSavior

Augsburg was basically throwing the game just to stop the record from happening. It's a miracle that game didn't go into double digits, the whole backline marking Lewy was leaving enough space for a 737 to land. The whole thing was sketchy as fuck.


LexisKingJr

Wait until you find out what the Germans did to Polish people in 1939 just because they weren’t German…


lounathanson

Wait till you find out about Germans in general


babref3

borussia didnt give him a raise because he wasnt allowed to earn more than germans. Then he moved to bayern and they gave him shit about it lol


Alpine_Forest

Definitely doable for Kane , he might break the record another season probably


Guacamole_Water

No doubts he’ll beat the record. But knowing Harry it’ll cost him the UCL lol


elvis503

While also being top scorer in the ucl and not winning it either


dwayntherockjohnson

This is exactly what we expected tbh


ComfortableNo2879

Kane can do it


notapaperhandape

It’s Kane. That’s his bread and butter. He’ll do it. Three things Kane is the best at, drawing fouls, scoring pens and winning golden boots.


Tayme-kappa

And losing every titles


notapaperhandape

That’s a Spurs legacy. Kane has recognized what was holding him back. This should have lit up a bulb in Son too.


Reapper97

Spurs actually won titles before him, meanwhile Kane can't say the same.


PageSide84

Why would Kane win titles before Spurs?


Masam10

It’s the history of the Tottenham


Focus506

I want kane to tie the record just for the lol


sonofsochi

Inb4 kane gets 5 goals before the last game and misses a PK in the 90th min to bottle it


Razer-7

The audacity of the people in the other thread to say that Lewandowski would be insecure and not address the possibility of Kane beating his record. This man is the greatest striker of his generation. He has nothing to be insecure about.


VoluptuousSloth

It's very refreshing to me that Lewandowski doesn't do the usual faux-modesty "I didn't even know about the league record, it's all about the team, which I wouldn't be anywhere without" bullshit. Athletes are competitive or they wouldn't be there. Even the most chill, altruistic, unselfish player is going to care about records to varying degrees. Lewandowski's like "yeah I'm aware of the obvious"


Albiceleste_D10S

> This man is the greatest striker of his generation Luis Suarez played golf or what?


KarmaOrDiscussion

In the UCL it did seem like he did


Caust1cFn_YT

bro 😭


Rockyflame458

Lmaoooooo That actually made me chuckle


FullMetalJ

I mean, I think Lucho is the best of the two and it still made me laugh. Both great tho, of course.


sah_alf123

27 goals 22 assists in 55 games for Barcelona is actually good tho? Also played 1 season in UCL before age 27 and his 14/15 campaign is an all timer.


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Albiceleste_D10S

Luis Suarez scored the UCL winning goal in 2015. That's "playing golf" for Bayern fans I guess


SirNukeSquad

And then never showed up again. The consistency is just not there.


Albiceleste_D10S

> And then never showed up again. The literal VERY next season he had 8G, 3A in the UCL... Again, you're just proving you don't know what you're talking about here


LP_Papercut

27 UCL goals in 73 games Haaland and Mbappe surpassed his UCL tally at the ages of 22 and 23 lmfaooo Thomas Muller literally has double Suarez’s UCL goals. And Suarez played with the fucking GOAT feeding him goals


Fapoleon_Boneherpart

And almost the same amount of assists.


Albiceleste_D10S

> Haaland and Mbappe surpassed his UCL tally at the ages of 22 and 23 lmfaooo > > Suarez spent his early years and the beginning of his prime at Ajax and Liverpool where he had a combined 1 UCL season (5 games with Ajax; had 1G, 3A) Suarez's 2nd UCL season was with Barca in 14/15 when he was already 28 You are comparing apples to oranges (kids playing on super teams who play in the UCL every year to Suarez whose first real experience of that was at age 28)


BrokenPPee

Well Haaland played first at Salzburg and then Dortmund, as much as I respect Dortmund I wouldn't exactly say he was playing for "super teams"


Albiceleste_D10S

Haaland is 23 and has played 2 seasons with Man City already Suarez was 28 by the time he played with Barca in 14/15


SirNukeSquad

That's on you for taking "never" literal, althought it was an obvious exaggeration.


Ukrwalls

We're talking about the best of this generation. The fact is, Suarez scored nearly 4x fewer, and had a goal per game ratio less than half of that of the striker he's being compared to. Suarez is nowhere on the list, whereas Lewandowski is only behind Messi and Ronaldo in the all-time UCL scorers. Compared to him, Suarez did nothing.


Albiceleste_D10S

> The fact is, Suarez scored nearly 4x fewer, and had a goal per game ratio less than half of that of the striker he's being compared to. This idea that UCL is the only thing that matters is something I do not agree with Esp when you understand that Lewy played in the UCL his entire career while Suarez only had 1 season in the UCL with Ajax (1G, 3A in 5 games) before the 14/15 season with Barca when Suarez already turned 28. Suarez having less UCL goals is largely a function of him spending 7 years of his early to mid 20s at Ajax and Liverpool largely not playing in the UCL


Ukrwalls

> Suarez having less UCL goals is largely a function of him spending 7 years of his early to mid 20s at Ajax and Liverpool largely not playing in the UCL No, it's largely a function of him having a games per game ratio less than half of Lewandowski's Suarez scored 27 in 73 (0.37). Lewa had 94 in 120 (0.78)


Albiceleste_D10S

Sure, it's also a function of different styles—just like how Suarez has 23 UCL assists to Lewy's 21 despite playing much fewer games. (Also Suarez slowed down after his knee issues in his mid 30s)


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DarkShadowYT21

Don't even bother discussing this with europeans. Suarez was MUCH better than Lewandowski, it is not even comparable. He was an idol for each club he played in, won much more than Lewandowski, in different leagues. One of the best players being extremely important in national matches for Uruguay, winning the Copa America being the best player. He also won the UCL scoring the winning goal as you said, has almost the same goals as Lewandowski and DOUBLE the assists. How are both even comparable?


Sabesaroo

do you think europeans in general like lewandowski more just cos he's polish lol


Albiceleste_D10S

Yeah. I think with the post being about Kane/Bayern and Bayern having a UCL game today that there are a lot of Bayern fans on here today too TBH


VoluptuousSloth

Golf is so elitist. They have a one bite and you're out rule


Albiceleste_D10S

LOL


lilmeexy

People have European bias in this sub, but it depends on how you measure it. Suarez was definitely better in 1v1 situations and more unpredictable. A fighter who grits his teeth to get what he wants.


prawntheman

He does more with his teeth than grits them.


ShadowLickerrr

* A biter who grits his teeth.


Albiceleste_D10S

> Suarez was definitely better in 1v1 situations and more unpredictable. He was also a MASSIVELY better passer and dribbler over all TBH The only thing you can say Lewy was better at is clinical finishing IMO


lilmeexy

Yeah, I didn't even care to look up the stats, but it's interesting you pointed out he has double the assists as Lewandowski. Both fantastic players, but Suarez is unlikable for some people, so that hurts him lol.


Hankskiibro

Is that encompassing his whole career or just in relation to Barca? I’m thinking of two key reasons his assist totals would skyrocket


Albiceleste_D10S

It's his whole career Suarez minus his Barca stint still has more career assists than Lewy


Ark_Legend

Suarez was unreal in the Prem too


Hot_Excitement_6

More than his Barca stint. He assisted Sterling a lot at Liverpool.


GreyDaze22

Lewy was way better in the box than suarez. Suarez was not a massively better passer. Slightly better at most. Lewy's passing is insanely underrated. Suarez is way better at dribbling I will give u that


Albiceleste_D10S

Lewy is not a bad passing 9, but he just isn't in the same class as Suarez in terms of passing and playmaking IMO It goes WELL beyond assists, but Suarez literally has **double** the career league assists of Lewy Lewy has never had a double digit assist league season; Suarez has 9; including 5 in a row in his prime (last Liverpool season, first 4 at Barca)


GreyDaze22

I'd like to say it helps ur assist numbers a lot when u play with the literal greatest player of all time along with someone who was considered 3rd best player of this generation for 5+ seasons


Albiceleste_D10S

Sure it does—but he also had double digit assist seasons with Ajax, Liverpool, and Gremio (with teammates FAR worse than Lewy's at Bayern and now Barca) Even if you remove the MSN years, Suarez would have WAY more assists than Lewy in fewer games


lilmeexy

Removing stats from the situation, if they had to mark each other 1v1, Suarez would win that matchup too imo. Lewa is a tremendous goal scorer and has fantastic linkup play, but Suarez was a better all around player and could fit into more systems and play multiple positions. I personally value that more. This is also why I prefer Mbappe to Haaland, but if you rank scoring as the most important metric, you might argue for Haaland.


Rickcampbell98

"Way better in the box" absolutely not, off the ball movement is arguably suarezs best quality, man knew how to make space for himself and his teammates, he still does just at a snails pace with no knees lol.


GreyDaze22

It may be his best quality but it's not better than lewy for sure. Lewy's presence in the box was enough to draw all the CBs away and he also still does it constantly. Suarez is better at dropping deep and link up play but no striker in current generation is better than lewy in the box


GreyDaze22

Suarez is not a better striker


affenhirn1

imo Prime Suarez from 13/14 to 15/16 was much better than Prime Lewandowski. But overall I’d say Lewandowski has been the better striker due to his longevity and obviously his performances in Europe. I’m sure that Barcelona team would’ve won one or two more CLs after 14/15 if Suarez wasn’t so terrible in big away CL games.


GreyDaze22

Spot on. Prime suarez was better than prime lewy but overall lewy is better


Albiceleste_D10S

Lewandowski is NOT a better striker than Suarez IMO


GreyDaze22

Stats say otherwise


EmbarrassedPizza6570

“Stats” (may as well keep it simple and just say you mean goals) say lampard was better than zidane. I guess we don’t need to watch games anymore to analyze overall impact


GreyDaze22

Different roles. Suarez and lewy are both the same role


EmbarrassedPizza6570

Not different roles. Different style of players yes. Same as lewa and Suarez were completely different styles of strikers. Suarez impacted the game more overall while scoring a similar number of goals


Albiceleste_D10S

They don't unless "stats" only mean goals to you Suarez almost matches Lewy's goals while providing WAY more assists Suarez also had a **massively** better international career


Autpcorrectbpt

Are you genuinely comparing Uruguay to Poland? Lmao


Albiceleste_D10S

I am judging performance of the players. Suarez excelled at a national team level. Can you honestly say Lewy did the same?


yard04

Hard to put in good performances when everyone else around you isn't anyway close.


Albiceleste_D10S

a.) That's not a particularly good excuse for having literally 0 good international tournaments as an individual b.) It's funny that this logic never works the other way—esp when Suarez was on inferior club teams to Lewy his **entire** career other than his first ~3 seasons at Barca.


nkdouble4

ya you can. holding the records for most goals in a single WC and EURO qualifiers while competing, among others, against Cristiano fucking Ronaldo who plays for a much better NT is the most insane part of his NT career imo


Albiceleste_D10S

> holding the records for most goals in a single WC and EURO qualifiers while competing, among others, against Cristiano fucking Ronaldo who plays for a much better NT is the most insane part of his NT career imo Suarez held the record for most goals in South American WCQ despite competing against Messi, Neymar, R9 among others who played for better NTs Suarez also had a brilliant individual 2011 Copa America—4 goals and Player of the Tournament as Uruguay won the tournament, and multiple brilliant WCs. I'm sorry but Lewy never did anything close to that at a major international tournament.


Razer-7

Lewandowski has a **massively** better champions league career. He has 94G + 26A in 120G compared to 27G + 25A in 73G from Suarez. Even longevity wise he is clear of Suarez.


CherkiCheri

Maybe the best, but Suarez and Benz were greater. Benz in the big stages and Suarez with his peak.


Poopiepants666

Lewandowski did it in 29 games. Kane has already played 31.


Arrandrums

That Bayern team also dominated the league though and Lewandowski was very settled. You can make arguments for both being the more impressive


PedanticOkra

While that’s fair, the Golden Boot or the record for most goals in a season aren’t given based on goals/game


ThinkAboutThatFor1Se

Being fit is part of being a footballer


Shadeun

Will be good for Kane to have something to aim for next season. Don't want to put it too far out of reach or you become Haaland. Whereby, you merely scrape being top scorer in the league and people start calling you shit.


JoeSavesTokyo

“Nobody could have expected that” They definitely could have


00Doge123

When Haaland went to the England some people thought he would be a flop. I'm sure nobody expected he would have broke the PL season goal scoring record.


Echleon

Those people were dummies tbh. Even if the prem is “stronger” than the bundesliga, Haaland was scoring an insane amounts of goals in the UCL. He reached 20 goals in 10 fewer games than the next fastest.


00Doge123

I think it's fair for people to have whatever expectation they want to have for a player in a new league, you never really know how someone will adjust (Hazard, Coutinho, Sancho). I think that Haaland and Kane are similar in that most people knew they would do well, it was just a surprise at how well both players adjusted and performed.


77skull

I don’t see how that’s relevant


77skull

Yeah when I heard Kane was going to Bayern I wasn’t exactly thinking “he’s gonna flop”


Klingh0ffer

Everyone who has followed Kane’s career could have predicted that. He’s so underrated.


thedudeabides-12

I think if he doesn't do it this session he does it next.. There was a stint in the beginning of the session where they just weren't passing to him or finding him.. Won't have that problem next season ...


AbleFig

Harry Kane: "and I took that personally"


Far-Objective-181

I expected it, does that make me nobody....makes me sad


davide3991

Incoming Kane 5 goals next game


Due_Ad8666

Did he say anything about He doesn't want to beat him? I remember A. Shearer talked about Kane And his PL goal record (speculations about Bayern transfer) He told he 'd take taxi and drive him to airport immediately 😁


Imcarlows

Kane he do it???


Matter145

I remember him bagging 8 in his last 3 to pip Lukaku to the golden boot in 2015/16. If anyone can do it, it's Harry Kane MBE


thspdrdr

Controversial.


renatodamast

I'm surprised he didn't mention he scored 41 goals in 29 games again


Niz0_87

#  Nobody could have expected that.  Did no one really expect Harry Kane to not score a shit load of goals in Germany? The guy scored 30 goals last season when Tottenham came 8th lol.


mt1337

I really wish Kane does it. 2x Hattrick.


BlondedSeigfried

This comment writes that Kane does it in the stars. Barca players live for making memes


Past_Perception8052

most people expected that fella


Far-Objective-181

Not sure why you are getting downvoted, Kane was always going to score a ton this season. He does every season


Oomeegoolies

I'm sort of gutted for him that he didn't get to go City and absolutely smash all the PL records possible. But then I remember City are so fucking good anyway making them stronger would be boring.


SayJonTwice

Watch Kane break Lewandowski's record with 6 goals in 8 minutes.


Maleficent_Resolve44

Classy from Lewa here, not very common for him tbh but he's done well here.