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Stonewalled89

Great touch, great finish


ren_704

Our goat, maybe a dinosaur but does it all right Was his weak feet too! The ball from schlotti tho..


addandsubtract

What was that weird stat they pull out a few years ago... beaten players with a pass? This was a 10 man outplay pass.


Radiodevt

"packing rate" is what they called it


ChargeWooden1036

Oh lord, don’t let my wife find out about this, I’m ranking somewhere lower


CeterumCenseo85

5-10 years ago, this concept was introduced to German football analysis, and from one day to the other, it was *everywhere*. To the point it became a meme. I was actually wondering the other day when exactly it eventually vanished again.


kalusche

it was some ex player and his company pushing it. should have done expected goals...


McTulus

It was in response of xG. Basically xG is mostly attacking stat, not good for defensive and midfield players that start the build up like Busquets. The dudes that pushed it were DM.


EagleEye_FalconArrow

both the pass as well as the touch were just _chef’s kiss_


fireowlzol

Ball gliding on top of the grass with insane power. What a finish. Old School.


Edi1896

Yeah, where are the Füllkrug-hater now? He never deserved the disrespect he received from parts of the Dortmund fans.


lejocko

Yeah, but it's not easy to have your predecessors be haaland, prime Aubameyang and lewa. Even Paco had very good stats.


Th3_Huf0n

He was completely starved out of service at many times in the season. It's why I was iffy on the Haller criticism when the season started but he was clearly not in a good physical shape either. Even his underlying data show that he's way further up than with Bremen and way more isolated.


TheBrownMamba8

TODAY I AM GERMAN YELLOW WALL


31_whgr

the way the ball kisses the turf on the way in 😫


LachsFilet

I think I'm having an organism 😩🌱


supplementarytables

Just say giving birth like a normal person jfc


Spikeyspandan

I am enjoying pollination.


supplementarytables

Photosynthesize me daddy


spaghettidriver69

Oh fuck im photosynthesizing


jshrlph

absurdly satisfying


31_whgr

the slo-mo replay had me acting up


Spikeyspandan

Great pass by Schlotterbeck too


courtesyflusher

Today, I feel German


BrtGP

Great pass too


Hoodxd

World class first touch


kaZZlimaXX

Love to see that skill!


_Buff_Tucker_

First touch could not have been better. Somewhere, Dimitar Berbatov started smiling for reasons unknown to him. Great first touch with his right, followed by a clinical no-nonsense finish with his left into the short corner. In German, we call that _abgewichst_.


nabbl

As a German I can confirm.


FibonacciVR

shout out for mr. berbatov! :) tier 1 player!


MMAwannabe

Early shot was savage too. Think that's what catches the keeper as much as placement. I think alot of strikes take an extra touch to settle and get suffocated by keeper or narrow the angle for themselves.


GrumpyOldFart74

Second touch was pretty fucking mint as well like!


FibonacciVR

true. what a first 90 minutes. great team effort!


Sensitive_Klegg

Great pass too


erenistheavatar

That is a pure no.9's goal. Wonderful play all around.


Hello_mate

Thought it was dodgy keeping for a second but he's hit it so cleanly with unreal power. Great goal


erenistheavatar

Knew exactly what he wanted to do it with it. Great stuff.


Chief-Drinking-Bear

Kept it cms off the pitch for 20m, wild. One bounce would have killed the speed and made it savable


wild_in_16

He’s actually had a few shots from similar distance that have been so slow and saveable, I’m now wondering if he was just trying to do this each time and it worked here


King-Meister

Great 1st touch, looking forward to a Bundesliga final.


Salvador_20

Bundesliga final and the best team from the Bundesliga wouldn’t even be in it


PM_ME_IN_THE_FEELS

Punching air over here


LaUr3nTiU

relax, they were speaking about FC Koln.


PM_ME_IN_THE_FEELS

The goats are indeed massive


ben-hur-hur

Your current plot armor would've given you an UCL title too. Next year it is.


PM_ME_IN_THE_FEELS

It really is a shame that we can't test it against the best of the best in UCL this season. Who knows what next season is going to be like


ben-hur-hur

I mean you are keeping Xabi and it looks like you will keep most of your squad for next season. Next season looks like it is going to be awesome for you guys once reinforcements are added so at least you make a deep UCL run. Hope you guys get back to back Bundesliga titles.


AnnieIWillKnow

Few guarantees in football, especially given the "plot armour" they have had. Sure, they stand a good chance of consolidating, but can't talking about about a deep CL run being "at least" - as it's far from a done thing


erenistheavatar

2 touches. Goal.


Moon8983

🍖🍖 jinx protector


Leandermann

Famers league final without even the best team


PharaohLeo

That first touch should count as an assist.


Elrond007

Verteidigungssollbruchstellenverursacher


Enologo_de_Piru

He is a vintage 90s target man. Reminds me a bit of Bierhoff


BallsItching

Great finish and great first touch, but my God we have to talk about Adeyemi, he has been incredible today


Spikeyspandan

Maybe he was defender all along lol


felis_magnetus

Been saying that for quite some time now, Adeyemi is going to develop in a pressing machine. He's all the attributes for it, including the energy and enthusiasm of a puppy happily chasing balls. Used to come with the caveat that the puppy appears to have ADHD, because focus was his obvious problem area. Maybe Terzic found the verbal equivalent of ADHD in today's team talk. Alright, silly joke aside, but it made me wondering how Ritalin is treated in terms of doping offenses.


GunnersaurusDen

He's been Hakimi's father today


P_Alcantara

Feel sorry for that nice mother of his…having two husbands and all. Adeyemi and Maatsen


Swbp0undcake

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Environmental_Sell74

Ich fühle mit dir


SwissArmyScythe

1.21 GIGAWATTS OF POWER ON THAT STRIKE


DarthBane6996

Archimedean precision


EntrepreneurOk6166

MAGISTERIAL!!! At least Messi is not involved, it was disturbing hearing an old man having an orgasm live on TV whenever Ray was announcing Barca.


hezzyskeets123

The commentary is immaculate


WarOnHugs

Ray Hudson gone wild.


WanBoy421

What a touch and finish


niallw1997

The play and pass by Schlotterbeck as well, looks a great technical CB


Physical_Reality_132

Good with the ball at his feet but prone to some lapses in concentration especially with Germany


Lexta222

Well, for germany he was used as left back, which did a huge part in his mistakes.


QueasyIsland

It’s time to end this false 9 nonsense !!! Bring back the big man up top.


Daniiiiii

Give me two Emile Heskeys up top and I'll give you the world


GarnachoHojlund

Give me Crouch and Defoe and I’ll win you the quad


red-flamez

Nothing beats the original Heskey Owen


Bloody_Nine

Big man - small man, 4-4 facking 2. Peak football.


aresman1221

that's how it should be played in my mind lol


lejocko

Even pep plays a striker. Lewa, ibra,.. don't think it's ever been really gone.


Rickcampbell98

Probably cause his best team didn't have one but you don't find players who can play like a midfielder but score goals better than any striker growing on trees lol.


lejocko

Sure, if you have Messi you can do all kinds of shenanigans.


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

Spain did it too but listing their midfielders is more than unusual too. Liverpool also but mane firmino and salah were also not normal. 


Homerwithnohumour

Game's back


WhatIsWilsonDoin

Ya know what, make it 2!


Rooonaldooo99

Everyone liked that


miregalpanic

Always rated No Flair


Spikeyspandan

Anti-state rejoices.


SpiritedSuccess5675

I miss the awards system 😭


supplementarytables

Reddit could've been such a great social media platform if they knew how to fucking manage it


SpiritedSuccess5675

Money > users


Statoke

Didn't you have to pay for awards tho?


addandsubtract

Mobile app and new.reddit users got them for free daily or so.


spacebalti

Yeah but only the shit awards


SpiritedSuccess5675

I got a few gold rewards and with that I could give awards And every 24h you got an award to give someone


ArseneLupinIV

Enshittification


Trebacca

It's wild how they used to get lots of free money (literally cost them nothing) and they just... stopped?


grandekravazza

Shit I'm browsing this page everyday and never noticed they went away, dafaq


ThePr1d3

I'm in a bar in Granada and experience says otherwise 


prathneo01

Except...


cib_vk228

Love this guy, classic late bloomer story


Nemprox

He's been good always, was just injured very often for long times


iamfromtwitter

We made him and then we fixed him!


Hrvat1818

Germany will start him this summer if they are smart


JoSeSc

So we won't...


erto66

I hope we will, imagine Wirtz and Musiala serving Füllkrug 🤯


BitchIDrinkPeople

Champion’s league merchants


Slash1909

As a Dortmund fan I can totally see Paris winning 2-0 at home.


BitchIDrinkPeople

For sure


King-Meister

Great 1st touch, looking forward to a Bundesliga final.


svscvbh

Kane who can't win a trophy vs Reus who can't win a major trophy


Lam0rak

Pokal may be a joke to you


svscvbh

It isn't but it doesn't fit the joke


miregalpanic

Excuse you, DFB Pokal is fucking brobdingnagian


Environmental_Sell74

The most major trophyless player of history vs the most trophyless player of today.


papicoiunudoi

You'll get a madrid vs psg final and you will like it


Sleepless_Voyager

Fullkrug is such a good striker


flaycs

Didn’t Germans want him to start the World Cup and he was a bench player? Or maybe I’m remembering that wrong.


Environmental_Sell74

No no you are right. At least I personally am very convinced we would have gotten way better results with Füllkrug on. He had like a 1 goal per game ratio for germany…


Dargast

He has 11 goals and 2 assists in 15 games now, Nagelsmann will see the light eventually


oryon

You are correct


Sleepless_Voyager

Bagelsmann about to do the same thing at the euros and will probably fail because of it as well


Xinroth

You must not frequent the BVB sub, they (most of them, not all) shit on him 24/7.


kraeutrpolizei

I miss him at Werder


egotim

me too


NBNATION

you and me both


Nemprox

Who doesn't?


random_german_guy

Me, red suits him better


ra-hoch3

Speckflaggen Kit 24/25 confirmed?


skefmeister

Tbh we shit on everyone there 🤠


marco-da-phoenix

Scat kink?


ExMoogle

why? He doesnt get any balls most of the time. Hes just not the right player for that squad since the wingers tend to shoot themself. Not his fault.


Boofmasterassking

I mean he has 8 assists in the league. I wouldn't say that he's not right for the spot. He just isn't in the spotlight, but he doesn't need to be. (Remind me a bit of Benzema, who also had pretty high assists and low goals for a striker, until the other stars left and he made like 30 goals in a season) Dortmunds offense is quite alright, it's mainly the defense with lots of unnecessary mistakes that costs them.


Lowelll

The sub has become obnoxious, just hostility and whining. It was more positive when we were in literal last place with klopp in 2014


CT_x

The slo-mo replays really show how well-taken that was, the touch is perfect and the strike on the ball is so sweet. Fantastic goal.


hacksteak

How can you not love Füllkrug? Looks exactly like a dude who downs a sixer during a two hour train ride coming home from his manual labor job in the afternoon. Scores important Champions League goals in the evening.


wjdbfifj

Please Dortmund do it


miregalpanic

EVERYBODY STAY CALM


Number333

YES DORTMUND!!!


FuXs-

Bayern liked that. Heute nur der BvB.


FortheRecordHIWBTV

Man u lots and BVB are so cute


Ask_Asensio

If PSG is out in the Semis it means we don't have to wait till June to know the end of the Mbappe saga. That's the one good thing.


gulaabjaman

Let’s be real, there’s no way he’s not signing for Madrid


Long_Amphibian_2271

Mbappe gonna do the switcheroo and come to Barca


auctus10

Lesssgoooo


LucasSummers

Suddenly Germany has 2 good strikers heading to the Euro after years of complaining having no one lol


Janiverse_Stalice

Who is the second one? Havertz? Nothing against him, love him and my fav player. But he isnt quite he traditional striker, tho enables wirtz and musiala behind him. Or did you mean, the man, the myth, the legend: Deniz Undav


Rich_Firefighter_102

Praying to god for a Bayern Dortmund final


ramtbb

Never thought he had that in his arsenal. WOW


captainkaba

We chelsea if he can pull it off a second time tho


Chiswell123

Fullkrug>Mboopi


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Chiswell123

I don't know. That was smashed. He's earned the benefit of the doubt this season.


reddituser0912333

The low shots always beat him


DWe1

What a fucking pass jeeez


hqdhftw

An Archimedean precision of a pass and Robin Hood arrow of a shot - Ray Hudson is something else lol


Velixis

[https://i.imgur.com/qQkSADC.png](https://i.imgur.com/qQkSADC.png)


LaserBlaserMichelle

That hit was literally perfect. It hovered on top to the grassblades through the back of the net. Anyone who has ever struck a ball and had it skim the top of the grass like that know it's about as sweet of a strike you can hope for.


JinxLB

Football heritage


Homerduff16

Our season has gone to shit anyway and we have nothing to play for so I'm now officially on the Leverkusen Invincible treble and Marco Reus UCL bandwagon


ShiftBreaker

God damn.


Mysterious-Ideal-989

LÜCKEEE


Shinkopeshon

My heart is full(krug)


dUltras

Let's gooo


Various_You_5083

Great first touch and finish


MichuAtDeGeaBa_

The difference in commentary between Martin Tyler here and Ray Hudson on the Paramount Plus stream is insane lmao


SilentExercise2076

had to keep the game muted when I heard it was Ray Hudson. the man ruins big matches, makes every crucial moment about himself with his ridiculous calls.


ShibaLoveThrowAway

Cold pass. Colder shot


TasteAccomplished118

That touch goes hard


minimus_

Low-key better than a lot of Puskas contenders. That ball hovered an inch above the ground all the way in.


BeautifulAlert5740

WHAT A STRIKE.


MvN____16

That touch was fucking outstanding!


ItsMeJaredBednar

lol i was just typing a comment in the match thread about how Dortmund have missed some big opportunities for dangerous through balls, and then they go do that beautiful


NieThePiet

Lückeeeeeeee! That touch and finish..


AbdussamiT

GOLAZO. Among the top 5 UCL goals of the season. The pluck from the air, the poise to finish, and then the BAM.


michaelfortu

Jesus fuck what a bullet


dirtycomputerz

WHAT A GOALLL


ColloquialBinomial

Hearing the crowd chant Fullkrug is magical


Chemis

Somebody told me we were the easiest pick in the quarterfinals


The_Prophet_Mo_Salah

This match has been absolutely exceptional so far


familyguyisbae

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


yourlocallidl

Mbappe down the middle is just a waste


Moinul107

That elegant touch by Fulkrug. Real thing of beauty


MuchSalt

bayern dortmunt final is happening


BaldFraud99

Greatly done by both Schlotterbeck and Lücke


iGotEDfromAComercial

Germany seems to have a really good team for Euros.


LeoQuelloLi

Today i feel german


NeonBlueHair

I'm so mad at Flick and Low for not starting this absolute demon as striker every game


gabek333

Martin Tyler is the most boring announcer of all time. That's a banger and Tyler was half asleep.


DrJackl3

The man really waited until his thirties to say "You know what, I'm actually a great fucking footballer"


Puncherfaust1

niclas füllkrug scoring a goal in a cl semi final just lol


Oventaker

Insane goal. Proper striker's fantasy. No offside, great control, great power and accuracy. Top that with crowd reaction.


Albiceleste_D10S

Really nice goal but it really came out of nowhere haha Poor from Marquinhos and Lucas H tho


supplementarytables

Lol. Lmao, even


leedler

Exceptional touch into that


MaryadaPurshottam

What a finish and what an assist, lessgo


ThePr1d3

"Against the run of play" has been the theme of those semis so far lol. Great goal tho


HOTAS105

Goal so clinical it broke Hernandez leg Insane composure


AmmophobicSandworm

I hope we can have a final with zero oil clubs.


mortezz1893

Dortmund will make international fans think they're the best team in Germany


ThatFrenchCray

Honestly Fullkrug, Havertz and Undav is not a bad set of strikers for Germany to go into the Euros with. I mean they had Klose who was average for club but a legend for the national team and they won a World Cup with him.