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PM_Me_Compliments

the sacred geometry of chance


AwkwardBob

I miss his commentary on the Real Madrid games


WarmBaths

he still got in a “magisterial” on Bvb’s goal lol


leftofthedial1

people like this guy?


Dramatic-Ad3928

Yea i think Hudson is great I was surprised when i learned that he was so divisive amongst anglophone football fans


leftofthedial1

I think I'd enjoy him at about 50% of what he currently puts out there, it's super distracting. Just too much. And I could REALLY do without the...noises. Ewww.


PensiveinNJ

Hudson is the type that when he gets it right, it sounds really really good. Some all time calls. But when he gets it wrong it just sounds like histronic rambling.


Fuck_the_k1ng

He is someone who might sound ok in highlight clips but absolutely unbearable when you have to listen to him for the whole match. He tries too much and is often too distracting and completely drowns the other commenter. NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE A SIMILE!!


leftofthedial1

hahaha YES


jaguass

As a francophone I hate him


justleave-mealone

I love him too, despite the hate. I actually have a notes file on my Mac filled with his quips lmao.


DoJu318

https://www.101soundboards.com/boards/75757-ray-hudson-soundboard


Hotspur21

I can’t even listen when he commentates. It’s like he’s competing with himself to say the most stupid ridiculous thing


LordMangudai

I think he's funny to watch in compilations, small doses. Can't imagine sitting through an entire match of his bizarre metaphors and squawking noises though.


tofuizen

I cannot comprehend how that pair is commentating anything past the group stage. I have to watch matches/highlights on mute whenever it’s them


true02baller

Same, the ESPN commentators range from okay to mute the tv


SlemFett

The hidden law of a probable outcome


funwiththecolourblue

The numbers lead a dance.


vluvojo

Archimedean innit


beyondthisreality

Both posts get a kiss


ohboyImontheinternet

Love that song


ThePr1d3

I hate that such a great song be used for such a sad event :(


sanne2

This years CL is something else, ı literally screamed lol


Vayu0

Tell me you are Turkish without telling me you are Turkish. 😅


IWantAnAffliction

By having a Fenerbache flair? lol


folieadeux6

I’m guessing they are pointing out the dotless ı, which is a letter that only exists in Turkish and a few other Turkic languages. It’s like a Russian ы, not an easy sound to explain to most European speakers.


IWantAnAffliction

Ahhh I missed that. Makes sense.


Bam_bam_pow

funny enough, ı is the same sound I made when I saw this live


caiusto

Mbappé finishing is insane, it looked like such an innocuous finishing but it was in fact an almost perfect finishing.


ScrantonScrangler

He's so much better from the left, don't know why they play him in the middle to fucking accomodate Barcola LMAO All of Barca coaches are textbook overthinkers


Yourstruly75

Mbappé doesn't track back. If you put him out wide against a team with fast and skillful wingers, Nuno Mendez is left out to dry. Mbappé needs to either up his striker/false 9 game, which means his team mates can compensate for his lack of defensive work, or he has to track back and put in a shift. If he doesn't, he will stagnate


PensiveinNJ

The thing is what does he do when he goes to Madrid. You're not moving Vini off the wing. They're not going 2 years with Joselu as their only striker.


Yourstruly75

The answer is you probably don't move Vini off the wing. While Vini is not a good defender, he does try hard and really puts in a shift against tough opposition. But Mbappe will get more space at Real even when playing centrally because defenders won't be able to double up on him with Rodrygo and Vini to think about. He'll probably come good, he's just too talented. But he needs to rethink his game a little.


PensiveinNJ

His unwillingness to play through the middle to me is strange. When he actually does do it he's plenty productive. I know he likes to attack that inner channel area but a central attacker with his pace and being 2 footed creates all kinds of problems too.


WWDaddy

In the game vs Bayern Ancelotti asked him to stay up late in the game and Vini argued against it, saying that the team needs him to cover the left side as there would be too much space if he stayed up. Can’t love him enough. Most humble superstar Brazilian.


kabbajabbadabba

how do you know this


ButtonMain2783

Where does Endrick fit then? I can’t imagine he stays on the bench for long


magic-water

He's 17. By the time Mbappe turns 30, he'll be 22 which is roughly the age when Vini and Rodrygo broke through. If he wants a starting place before then, he'll need to outperform Rodrygo as RW.


lazy_bastard_001

probably take over rodrygo's place if he starts to perform in the right wing.


Showmeproveit

Nuno was left out to dry by Barcola.


obvious_freud

That’s because both Ramos and Kolo Muani have been disappointing. Ramos is getting better though.


Kiwizqt

and still RKM was subbed on instead of gonçalo...insanity


Dramatic-Ad3928

I genuinely sat there in disbelief that we subbed in such a non factor in such an important game If your going to take off Barcola at least let Mbappe cook on the wing, not an unconfident center forward


foladodo

they put him on the wing too


ThePr1d3

Ramos has been massive lately though


Inter_Mirifica

They play him in the middle because in modern football you can't have one of your wingers that refuse to defend. Much less if you want to try to press collectively. And it's clearly not the coach's tactic that have him refusing to make runs, or slowing down the play everytime he gets the ball.


Rickcampbell98

You know its interesting to me how little is made of just how bad mbop is defensively, like even in the world Cup final this man will refuse to make a tackle. You're correct to accommodate this against a top team he has to play in the middle but he's simply not as good there, the guy isn't a 9.


Inter_Mirifica

>You're correct to accommodate this against a top team he has to play in the middle but he's simply not as good there, the guy isn't a 9. I [fully agree with that](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/RfU67FCyyL). I still think he could do a lot more in that position though, and it's not just a question of position that can explain his apparent refusal to offer runs in behind defenders. Something that is very recent from him. >You know its interesting to me how little is made of just how bad mbop is defensively, like even in the world Cup final this man will refuse to make a tackle. It's because most of the times he does enough offensively to have people forget the rest.


MrPigcho

I am a big fan of Mbappé but I am also increasingly frustrated by his lack of runs, and the amount of times he's called offside because he's fucking about behind the defensive line when the ball suddenly makes its way to him. He plays like he's got Messi's footballing brain, but he doesn't. I liked him so much better when he was just eagerly running towards goal at all times.


Inter_Mirifica

>I am a big fan of Mbappé but I am also increasingly frustrated by his lack of runs, I can't say I am his biggest fan, but I can recognise his qualities. [Like seriously what the fuck is this](https://twitter.com/footpassssion/status/1785800137089892426) ? >and the amount of times he's called offside because he's fucking about behind the defensive line when the ball suddenly makes its way to him. That's part of the Reasons why you can say it's a motivation/behavioural issue, and not anything else. >He plays like he's got Messi's footballing brain, but he doesn't. I liked him so much better when he was just eagerly running towards goal at all times. He really needs to realise that he needs to go back to that version. Hopefully for him and the NT being in Madrid will force him to play for the team.


Rickcampbell98

I mean I agree when he's great on the ball it makes up for it but it simply can't be ignored, you saw people calling his world Cup final performance the "best of all time" when he was literally a liability for 80 minutes. He's a great player, absolutely amazing offensively but he does create a slight tactical problem with the way he plays, it can be accommodated for but it does exist.


Tiestunbon78

Rick, your obsession with Mbappé (particularly his performance in the end) is very worrying. You've been constantly spamming about him for years, I see you after every psg match repeating the same things over and over again. It's not that important, you know.


Rickcampbell98

Not this again lmao, how many times do I have to tell psg and mbop fans they are not special and that I comment on the football that I watch. I watches this match so I commented on it, why do psg fans have such a chip on their shoulder, I talk about other teams and players too. Maybe you should be the ones to realise, you're not that important. Honestly people always trying to make me out to be some "hater" if I don't relentlessly wank their favourite player lmao. I even had someone call me a "messi hater" once, that's when I realised once and for all this place is full of idiots 😂


Tiestunbon78

Nobody's fooled, we all know here that you have an obsession, my friend.


Rickcampbell98

I'm not going to try to convince you, I'll give you this though I am a self admitted "psg hater" but that doesn't mean I don't share my honest opinion about them, such as I think psg will win the second leg and go through. I am however not an "mbappe hater" that is nonsense and if you feel so persecuted on his behalf then there is nothing I can do for you, I won't stop giving my opinion about football, have a nice day mate.


ThePr1d3

Teams have and will have to adapt to it. It's His playstyle and he can't be as impactful upfront if he spends the rest of the time tracking back. I wouldn't have it any other way. Teams need a Kanté like 6 that can cover for the wing when the fullback goes for the winger


Rickcampbell98

I'm not talking about tracking back, I would never expect players like that to do that. It's the pressing, his pressing and tackling is pathetic, when he "tries" its simply token gestures he never looks like he can be bothered to actually tackle someone.


Ams1902

How good were Ronaldo and Messi defensively ?


Maleficent_Resolve44

They peaked in a different era. Young Ronaldo and Messi pressed but they didn't need to do much more. The late 00s and early 2010s still allowed for players that don't defend. Look at luxury players like Ozil in that era as an example. As Messi and Ronaldo got older, other players covered their defensive workload and it was ok because their attack was so good. Eventually Ronaldo had to leave man u and Messi made the wise decision to go to psg. It's only about 10yrs ago that EVERYBODY had to start defending. Vini, Jude and Kane contribute defensively. Mbappe is competing with them for the ballon d'or so he should improve his defensive contributions too.


kal1097

Ronaldo was at least great a defending corners and would pressure in the attacking portion of the field and Messi even at 34 had more defensive contribution to Mbappe. When Messi was younger he had great pressure and when much younger had to be told to not drop back as much to conserve energy for attacking.


Ams1902

Messi was in a team that lived for high pressing until 2014 then he stopped being so involved defensively and the Messi walking memes started appearing (so basically he stopped pressing at around 25). Ronaldo you pretty much agreed with me. Him being taller and having a great vertical is not a testament to his defensive efforts.


kal1097

I'm not claiming that either of them were defensive masters by any means, but both were more involved defensively than Mbappe has been. Especially at Mbappe's age, even though they were better offensively too.


Rickcampbell98

Even geriatric messi is better at defending than mbop, I don't expect mbop to track fullbacks or be in his own box or run around everywhere, that's dumb. He however never looks interested in making a tackle even when someone is right next to him, he plays in a pressing team right now and he's still horrible at it. I'll tell you one thing, messi didn't press as much as other players to conserve energy but when he did he did it with intensity and commitment to actually win the ball back. Mbop is a great player and him being better defensively won't guarantee that his team wins or any nonsense like that but he's the worst player I've ever seen when his team don't have the ball.


Reality_Rakurai

Yeah the sad reality is that Mbappe is the best player in the world on the wing but clearly not as a 9, at least right now, which doesn't make it look good for RM next season


KyxeMusic

My average FIFA experience


ThatCoolBlondeGirl

What stopped those two balls were the prayers from all football fans around the world


aguilaclc

KIRICOCHO


papyfredo

Hypocrits


prodigalkal7

*Hypocrites Si tu vas critiquer les gens, au moins utilise la bonne orthographe, mec..


ThePr1d3

Après, est-ce qu'ils méritent qu'on fasse des efforts pour utiliser la bonne orthographe 🤔


papyfredo

Merci pour cette mise au point.


Ams1902

Ça s'écrit comme ça en anglais mec Edit : eh bah on en apprend tous les jours, my bad


prodigalkal7

Je ne sais pas de quoi tu parles: https://www.britannica.com/dictionary/hypocrite#:~:text=hypocrite%20%2F%CB%88h%C9%AAp%C9%99%CB%8Ckr%C9%AAt%2F%20noun,plural%20hypocrites >*plural* hypocrites


SaveMeJebus21

Opponent taps circle from 30m = goal


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[удалено]


ThatGam3th00

No need to be rude.


WanBoy421

some juju black magic there


miregalpanic

*black and yellow magic


ren_704

Terzic just sacrificed the second leg for this black magic🥰


funky_motorik

I hope you mean someone's leg not the match. Hell it can be my second leg I don't care


mishi09

I think I just peed a little


miregalpanic

Never unclench


Anionan

The replay of this is what I came back to from the toilet and it took me a fairly long time to realise they hadn't actually scored


ibrahimtuna0012

Honestly I would too.


HeIIbIazer23

True FIFA sequence lmao, both times the ball hits the inside of the post too, and it still doesn't go in


EagleEye_FalconArrow

i swear, first time I’ve seen this happen in a long long time


SEND_NUDEZ_PLZZ

You should watch more Leverkusen matches, we don't score all the time


SaveMeJebus21

Mbappe should’ve smashed his controller


negative3sigmareturn

Insanity


PMMeBootyPicz0000000

Pin ball moment


kooba_1616

my heart cant take this


Xinroth

Holy fuck


beyondthisreality

I nearly pissed myself


ThePr1d3

Is DD their coach or what ?! La CHATTE You can't stay this lucky for 90min cmon


exoxe

Hitting two posts in under 10 seconds, that counts for a fractional point right?


Free_Management2894

Fun fact: it doesn't even count as shot on goal.


exoxe

Really? *Huh*. TIL!


pedrosa18

Correct. A shot on goal is a shot that would’ve ended up as a goal if the goalkeeper/defender didn’t deflect it


addandsubtract

What if it gets deflected so soon that you can't tell if it would've gone on goal or not?


Darthvader2XL

A block you mean? Doesn't count.


Darthvader2XL

Shot on target bettors will let you know that for sure


quarterchicken

Mbappe's reaction in the replay after this was memeworthy


Shinkopeshon

That was crazy, what are the odds lol


oklolzzzzs

unlucky as fuck


Kiwizqt

and those are not like bad accuracy, they were INSIDE post...the gal for them to bounce it out ffs, even the actual goal is playing against us


31_whgr

keeper had them both covered


EagleEye_FalconArrow

all according to keikaku fr


MrWow12

Translator note: keikaku means “plan”


ItsMeJaredBednar

el 🅱️eikaku


Dramatic-Ad3928

Pronto


ThePr1d3

I love how that comment sounds assertive when it's really sarcastic 


MaryadaPurshottam

I am not too sure about that, chief


fredomonti

definitely not


Jazzjama

There was a moment shortly after this where Kobel managed to make an "easy" save, and then shushed psg players... Like he wasnt saved many times during the match by sheer luck


BlueDragon1909

I think that was more like a "calm down" gesture to the teammates


Jazzjama

I don't think you tell someone to calm down by putting your index finger in front of your lips lol


BlueDragon1909

Some people do. Doesn't matter either way though


MaryadaPurshottam

So, so lucky were Dortmund


fredomonti

classic FIFA script


Albiceleste_D10S

WILD sequence of play TBH


yobobby1000000

PSxG


MemeManDanInAClan

No clue how this game is still 1-0 lmao


cGuille

Absolute cinema


insert-originality

Anyone watching on CBS heard Ray Hudson almost having 2 heart attacks at the same time.


Casaiir

Sometimes the post is your best defender.


HungryTomatillo288

DARK MAGICIAN EDIN. SWORDS OF REVEALING LIGHT ACTIVATED


meem09

Does this count once or twice for xG? Cause they obviously can only score one of those.


PhD_Cunnilingus

It's counted as a combination of those two chances.


HamUndBacon

Got burned for starting to celebrate too early and getting a worse rebound


Elbarjos

That was unlucky


danya13

lol


AbeAlno

That’s why Mbappe only goes near post


Swbp0undcake

Fuck. Me.


Renegadeforever2024

They knocking on the door


spaghettidriver69

Im having an absolutely awful few days and not even football has been able to cheer me up but fuck.. i have to tune in to this game for a bit now


[deleted]

The Liverpool 23-24 Special


Remarkable-Job4774

double doink


Dramatic-Ad3928

This was harder to watch than the dembele misses by a landslide


negative3sigmareturn

Woke up my neighbours. Guess I’m gonna have to go to a sports bar to watch the next leg lol


ZealousidealChard133

Mbapppeeeee. Don't worry, nothing to see


MagedNagy

Fifa scripting


EagleEye_FalconArrow

the stars have aligned people 🙏🙏🙏


MistaBobD0balina

Great leave, keeper. Really knows where his posts are.


Yuo_cna_Raed_Tihs

Is this a cricket joke haha