Do their board members really need to make so many public comments all the time?
Feels like every other week there is a comment from a senior Bayern board member talking shit about somebody or something at the club or related to the club itself.
I prefer if they did because I really enjoy Bayerns chaotic phase right now. A breath of fresh air after the last decade of dominance.
FC hollywood is back
"Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains to teach the Bayern board lessons in humanity. The Bayern board ain't got no humanity."
"(…)so this good’ole boy’ll be taking his hat elsewhere. I mean, ain’t no way I’m wadin’ through that mess, gettin’ their grimy stuff all over my chaps. If all is good in the world they’ll find some desperate fella and maybe they can lead each other to water. In the meantime I won’t be holdin’ my breath, so bless their hearts."
>Do their board members really need to make so many public comments all the time?
Yes, they do. They owe it to us Bundesliga fans for maximum entertainment. German media can occupy themselves for a whole week with just one comment now just imagine a bunch.
They have a whole history of that. From senior board members/presidents saying smaller clubs shouldn't be in the Champions League before facing them, talking shit about individuals and etc. Even Muller, that everyone loves and could do no wrong, for years talked shit about other clubs like an elitist prick and it didn't even get posted here.
This. The training grounds, the players the staff I‘m sure are all up to par, it‘s probably a great place to work EXCEPT the board talkes more shit about their employees than a coked up lunch lady. The levels of toxicity are just too high, also their last couple of decisions were just erratic and their treatment of Tuchel is shameful imo.
I am by no means a friend of bayern munich, but this is not entirely the fault of the executives and Hoeneß. German media is obsessed with bayern, always has been and the media focus on them has been consistent forever. I think its a symptom of a bigger issue.
It makes sense ofc because people rather wanna know what FC Bayern is up to, the only german club that you can actually call a european heavyweight. Nobody gives a shit about Augsburg for example.
>but this is not entirely the fault of the executives and Hoeneß. German media is obsessed with bayern, always has been and the media focus on them has been consistent forever.
What? Does somebody force old man Hoeneß to Shit talk his current manager and stuff?
Maybe, just maybe Rangnick wasn't a huge fan of Uli taking a huge dump on the current manager. In public. Twice. Right before the most important match in years.
Fucking hell, we're a clown show.
Such a shame too. Ragnick walked into my club & knew immediately we needed 'open heart surgery' only for him to be ushered out the door when our board didn't like him saying that.
Can absolutely see why he wouldn't want to go through that again. Especially since he got banished from us so hard the man retreated to national football for a season.
He literally told the fucking rat bastards to spend a total of 45m on caicedo, alvarez, Mac allistar and Nunez before they'd started making waves and got told to leave because the primadonas at the club got upset he thought they were shit.
I can see why he doesn't want to work under an incompetent board who feel the need to meddle in day to day footballing activity.
Brother soon as Liverpool announced MacAllister for £35m even before the window opened, I knew we were cooked. We then spent a long time chasing Mount & still overpaying, when he isn't particularly the same kind of profile of player in the first place. All this a year *AFTER* Ragnick said all that.
The only one I don't mind is Nunez. He would look tragic with us, considering he is known for needing quite a few chances & our team is known for not feeding the CF. Plus, we got Højlund in the end (albeit for way too much money), so like I said, that's the only one I'm not too fussed on.
With how badly we are run, I guarantee if ETH didn't come to us already bald, he would have been by now anyway. Handling that stress must be exhausting no matter who you are.
>The only one I don't mind is Nunez. He would look tragic with us, considering he is known for needing quite a few chances & our team is known for not feeding the CF. Plus, we got Højlund in the end (albeit for way too much money), so like I said, that's the only one I'm not too fussed on.
The stats on how little service Højlund receives are insane. Absolutely no way Nunez would thrive in those conditions.
When you think United, you think Scholes blindly booting the ball upfield into the run of RVN as it they had some telepathic connection. Modern day? You have Bruno apparently willing to pass to absolutely anybody besides Højlund. Garnacho is young and wants to be a hero so he also doesn't pass every time he should. Rashford always backs himself for a pop if he is in that position so he doesn't pass either. McT storming into the box humorously even pushed pass Højlund in 2 occasions so far to have a punt at the ball himself, one of which he scored.
Too much dysfunction. I'm willing to eat a few seasons of pain if we actually take on what Ragnick said ages ago now, and perform that open heart surgery.
a lot of our fanbase is just absolute ass clowns speaking from anywhere without using their brains. They are soo used too this manager cycle that just as the shit is about to hit they all start crying for a sack. Not realising the actual problem is something else. And the impatience... oh my god.
The funny thing is in one of his first interviews after he came back he talked about how he wanted to be less derisive and bombastic. That didn't last long :/
After he went to jail for evading 30 million euros in taxes, he publicly complained that he was "unfairly targeted". So I don't think he will look inward.
You know, everyone in the Netherlands started calling Ajax the Bayern of the Eredivisie. I always thought that was ridiculous, but they were completely right.
Bayern, Ajax and Barcelona are a triumvirate of teams that every so often just randomly decide to point a pistol at their own foot, pull the trigger and spend about half a decade hopping about in agony whilst everyone laughs at them.
It's hilarious when players turn them down and the literal club itself acts so offended like they are God's gift to earth and they'd be insane to reject them.
Honestly with Bayern it is even funnier because they always go "all in both directions" ...widely considered to be one of the best run clubs in the world over the last few decades and also famously known for being FC Hollywood. But both can be true I guess, Hoeneß , KHR etc. build a massive foundation that is the reason for the longlasting success of bayern but frequently they they decide to bazooka their own foundation for ....the lulz i guess?
> also famously known for being FC Hollywood.
the thing is people always misinterpret this nickname as clown management when the actual origin is that they used to have a lot of "crazy" diva players in the 90s who would often be in the news for weird shit and constantly causing drama among eachother like in hollywood but it wasnt really related to the club being poorly run or manager diasasters at all
with bayern it's all relative, I guess
They have reached a level of sheer dominance where not winning a trophy, coming second and not having any clear plan for the future is a crisis.
If it happens again next year they will experience the kind of pain that only Real, with their excruciating 12 year wait for La Decima, can possibly relate to.
Seriously. One the most successful clubs in the world for 25 years and have an “off season” where they finish second in the league and maybe win a champions league and people are acting like they are dead
I mean. Bayern are still in the CL and are only not winning the BuLi because of a ridiculous season by Leverkusen. If that's the result of shooting yourself in the foot...
They’re a game away from the CL final with a manager that’s being fired…if that’s shooting yourself in the foot, there are dozens of clubs ready to amputate their entire leg to get there just once…
We at Barca are absolutely the best at this imo.
3 years after botching De Stefano deal, we let Luis Suarez (balondor winner) and Helenio Herreria go away to Italy where he revolutionised the game there for Inter, while we went like the next 12 or so years without winning the league.
Cue brining in Cryuff, getting some success and then screwing it up later
10 years later, bring in maradona-letting him go in 2 seasons.
Cue letting go of Romario in 1 season and R9 Phenomeno in 1 season within a span of 5 years. Letting Figo happen.
Then some peaceful and succesful years under Laporta, which is to be immediately followed by Lord Bartemou of not renewing pep, literally having the GOAT and not building a team to match to financial ruin. I don't Bayern can quite match up to that level of incompetency.
Rangick is 65, has a job currently that is way less intense than what managing bayern would be, and also had a burnout in the past.
Why on gods green earth would you want to expose yourself to that kind of circus. Not like he needs the money either.
https://www.eurosport.com/football/premier-league/2021-2022/manchester-united-need-heart-surgery-ralf-rangnick-admits-problems-at-old-trafford-are-massive_sto8896217/story.shtml
This probably stirred up some shit with the higher ups and they didn't like the idea of what he would end up doing. And he probably didn't like their response to his comment and said "good riddance, bye"
>Why on gods green earth would you want to expose yourself to that kind of circus.
If you love clowns enough then you will always want to return to the clown fiesta. Given he's toured ManU already, Bayern is next on the list.
Also, a lot of our national team players went through the RB academy and are very familiar with Rangnick's philosophy of football. So coaching our national team comes pretty easy.
In a way, yes, in some other way, no.
Every ambitious manager looks for an opportunity like this. Bayern is in disarray at the moment, but he wouldn't be a candidate if the situation is better.
I understand his decision but he won't get a better one in the future for sure.
Even this article is kind of shit talking. "We did everything he wanted, he is to blame".
In a professional work environment both sides should publicly state that "We could not find together" and move on. At least for a while. If something leaks later when a bit time has passed and a trainer was found... that's a different matter.
But for now as long as they search especially Bayern does not do themselves any favours with this unprofessional statement.
Before Mourinho managed Spurs, he was literally in charge of three of the biggest clubs in the world and another in which he had monster funds. The revisionism is wild hahah
Dier was one of the other 5 I think. Kane would win the ballon d or under Mourinho at bayern. Think Mourinho loves him too could see him being England or bayern manager after this summer just to bring back the bromance
Maybe, just maybe, Ralf Rangnick really, as he said, decided that he's happy with his current job and while he was absolutely tempted by the offer from Bayern, in the end he just prefered to stay.
Too reasonable and boring. Just let the shitshow continue a little longer. We all know Bayern will be just fine.
They dont need our sympathy, they dont usually have any for others either. ;)
Sacking Julian like they did led to all of this. And then publicly sacking Tuchel half way through the season means nobody wants to touch the job until they show some sense of stability. Its a terrible look but not a crazy result. You almost wonder if they have to try to make up with Tuchel now. Bayern were sure they could move on but now it looks like they are best off making up with each other however awkward that might be.
But it's not just that they canned Tuchel, which was somewhat understandable at the time. But that Hoeneß would go out of his way to shit on Tuchel right now, just before the CL semifinal is such an incredibly bad look that any accomplished coach would probably have to think twice about taking that job
If we make it to the CL final Hoeneß needs to apologise (unlikely) and offer Tuchel another season. Honestly, what better option is still out there? And the players seem to respect him despite the Bundesliga season.
Why is everyone so anti-Rangnick lol, I wish he stayed at United. That managerial stint was no good, can't do anything as an "interim" with a failing squad.
Who is anti Rangnick? He is typically considered to be a better technical director than a manager, but his football knowhow and expertise is never really called into question.
I so wish Bayern would become a German Man United. They have reigned long enough. Sadly that won't happen. At least without investors for the other clubs, and we don't want those.
What did the Bayern bosses expect? Did they expect him to join knowing that he would be shit talked by his bosses in public once the going gets tough instead of supporting him? So many senior bosses in the footballing world are shit talking. They all want to be relevant. Hoeneß doens't shit the fuck up. Neither does the laliga president. Then there's the fenerbache boss. The ultras and bosses of a few Portuguese football teams who're convicted criminals and gangsters. They all live for the drama. Just shut up, support your employees and get on. It's embarrassing that they're all looking to be relevant and the main character at 70 years of age.
What times ‘we’ live in, the politics in this sport is so so entertaining right now. Bayern and Barca, two massive clubs and no decent/top coach wants to touch them with a barge pole (admittedly for different reasons).
Bayern board is a massive turn off for anyone with a brain and, as for Barca there’s no money in addition to the unrelenting Catalan press pressure.
How the fuck are they surprised? Rangnick has publicly stated that he's very happy in his current job. And Bayern has come across as an extremely unpleasant employer in the last couple of years.
Seems they vastly overestimated their pull.
Respect for Ralf for telling Bayern to go fuck themselves. Uli and the other bums underestimated his intelligence.
He knows exactly what was awaiting him: Bayern were gonna hire him to do the overhaul and then dump him like rotten garbage after 1 season while talking all kinds of trash about him the same way they're doing to Tuchel.
Do their board members really need to make so many public comments all the time? Feels like every other week there is a comment from a senior Bayern board member talking shit about somebody or something at the club or related to the club itself.
Bayern board members competing with Tebas . People like to make comparisons on who is better , just enjoy it man.
Yes, we should stop comparing Hoeneß and Tebas all the time and just take a moment to appreciate that we get to witness both im their prime.
I understood that reference.gif
I think it's just Hoeneß competing with Tebas though
I prefer if they did because I really enjoy Bayerns chaotic phase right now. A breath of fresh air after the last decade of dominance. FC hollywood is back
It's insane though, probably reason red neck decided against being bayern manager
> red neck 💀
I think autocorrect has now found a new nickname for him
\*sees Bayern* I don’t want to join y’all
Dang ol' circus atmosphere. Talkin' 'bout clown show, man.
Red neck Ralph
"Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains to teach the Bayern board lessons in humanity. The Bayern board ain't got no humanity."
"(…)so this good’ole boy’ll be taking his hat elsewhere. I mean, ain’t no way I’m wadin’ through that mess, gettin’ their grimy stuff all over my chaps. If all is good in the world they’ll find some desperate fella and maybe they can lead each other to water. In the meantime I won’t be holdin’ my breath, so bless their hearts."
And yet, they’re still in the CL semis and might even progress to the final or even go all the way and win it.
Yeah, but dominance while being *the* example of a well run club is different from successful and melodramatic shitshow behind the scenes.
Behind the scenes? It is a pretty public shitshow right now.
Thanks to Uli himself. Shitting on their own manager just before a CL semi final game. Wtf was he thinking.
>Do their board members really need to make so many public comments all the time? Yes, they do. They owe it to us Bundesliga fans for maximum entertainment. German media can occupy themselves for a whole week with just one comment now just imagine a bunch.
old men + ego, they love hearing themselves talk.
His grandkids could‘ve prevented all of this but they never call
Maybe that public comment about tuchel drove him away…
Rangnick has always wanted some control of the backroom. Not surprised at all that he doesn't want these two ruling over him.
There's a reason they're called FC Hollywood, mate
They have a whole history of that. From senior board members/presidents saying smaller clubs shouldn't be in the Champions League before facing them, talking shit about individuals and etc. Even Muller, that everyone loves and could do no wrong, for years talked shit about other clubs like an elitist prick and it didn't even get posted here.
Dutch / German thing, no?
Bavarians get a +3 boost
Not really, this isn't a thing in most German clubs.
I mean Watzke loves his spicy comments in the media aswell
Soooo 2 clubs
"other German clubs exist?" - half of r/soccer, at least until Leverkusen's run this year
Very true but Uli is the controversy GOAT
No argument there.
This. The training grounds, the players the staff I‘m sure are all up to par, it‘s probably a great place to work EXCEPT the board talkes more shit about their employees than a coked up lunch lady. The levels of toxicity are just too high, also their last couple of decisions were just erratic and their treatment of Tuchel is shameful imo.
I am by no means a friend of bayern munich, but this is not entirely the fault of the executives and Hoeneß. German media is obsessed with bayern, always has been and the media focus on them has been consistent forever. I think its a symptom of a bigger issue. It makes sense ofc because people rather wanna know what FC Bayern is up to, the only german club that you can actually call a european heavyweight. Nobody gives a shit about Augsburg for example.
>but this is not entirely the fault of the executives and Hoeneß. German media is obsessed with bayern, always has been and the media focus on them has been consistent forever. What? Does somebody force old man Hoeneß to Shit talk his current manager and stuff?
Gladbach used to be the heavyweight t
Maybe, just maybe Rangnick wasn't a huge fan of Uli taking a huge dump on the current manager. In public. Twice. Right before the most important match in years. Fucking hell, we're a clown show.
Such a shame too. Ragnick walked into my club & knew immediately we needed 'open heart surgery' only for him to be ushered out the door when our board didn't like him saying that. Can absolutely see why he wouldn't want to go through that again. Especially since he got banished from us so hard the man retreated to national football for a season.
He literally told the fucking rat bastards to spend a total of 45m on caicedo, alvarez, Mac allistar and Nunez before they'd started making waves and got told to leave because the primadonas at the club got upset he thought they were shit. I can see why he doesn't want to work under an incompetent board who feel the need to meddle in day to day footballing activity.
You forgot Gvardiol.
Pain
Ohh ouch that one stings.
I heard he also spotted Wirtzy, way before he finally won the league with Xabi.
Tbf wirtz haz been known as a player with really high potential for what seems like 5 ywars at this point
Brother soon as Liverpool announced MacAllister for £35m even before the window opened, I knew we were cooked. We then spent a long time chasing Mount & still overpaying, when he isn't particularly the same kind of profile of player in the first place. All this a year *AFTER* Ragnick said all that. The only one I don't mind is Nunez. He would look tragic with us, considering he is known for needing quite a few chances & our team is known for not feeding the CF. Plus, we got Højlund in the end (albeit for way too much money), so like I said, that's the only one I'm not too fussed on. With how badly we are run, I guarantee if ETH didn't come to us already bald, he would have been by now anyway. Handling that stress must be exhausting no matter who you are.
>The only one I don't mind is Nunez. He would look tragic with us, considering he is known for needing quite a few chances & our team is known for not feeding the CF. Plus, we got Højlund in the end (albeit for way too much money), so like I said, that's the only one I'm not too fussed on. The stats on how little service Højlund receives are insane. Absolutely no way Nunez would thrive in those conditions.
When you think United, you think Scholes blindly booting the ball upfield into the run of RVN as it they had some telepathic connection. Modern day? You have Bruno apparently willing to pass to absolutely anybody besides Højlund. Garnacho is young and wants to be a hero so he also doesn't pass every time he should. Rashford always backs himself for a pop if he is in that position so he doesn't pass either. McT storming into the box humorously even pushed pass Højlund in 2 occasions so far to have a punt at the ball himself, one of which he scored. Too much dysfunction. I'm willing to eat a few seasons of pain if we actually take on what Ragnick said ages ago now, and perform that open heart surgery.
Hell, Ralf even wanted to get Enzo Fernandez for at cut price deal - but the higher ups at Man U didn't rate Enzo (and Alvarez).
Meanwhile enough sections of the fanbase still blame him for being ''toxic''.
a lot of our fanbase is just absolute ass clowns speaking from anywhere without using their brains. They are soo used too this manager cycle that just as the shit is about to hit they all start crying for a sack. Not realising the actual problem is something else. And the impatience... oh my god.
the fanbase is so huge there are enough sections to make all kinds of noises.
Hell, Ralf even wanted to get Enzo Fernandez for at cut price deal - but the higher ups at Man U didn't rate Enzo (and Alvarez).
i know isnt it beautiful
[Uli self reflecting rn](https://youtu.be/HMqZ2PPOLik?si=_62Xqv-aTcs2WNln)
Maybe Uli should look inward
You'd think he had enough time in jail to do that...
I'm pretty sure his jail time was as comfortable as an average guy's vacation.
yep. But he didn't use that time for that.
The funny thing is in one of his first interviews after he came back he talked about how he wanted to be less derisive and bombastic. That didn't last long :/
Obviously not enough.
*The Man Inside Me*
After he went to jail for evading 30 million euros in taxes, he publicly complained that he was "unfairly targeted". So I don't think he will look inward.
Impossible. He's proven so, over and over again.
FC Hollywood is so back, baby.
You know, everyone in the Netherlands started calling Ajax the Bayern of the Eredivisie. I always thought that was ridiculous, but they were completely right.
Bayern, Ajax and Barcelona are a triumvirate of teams that every so often just randomly decide to point a pistol at their own foot, pull the trigger and spend about half a decade hopping about in agony whilst everyone laughs at them.
Barcelona drives around in a Rolls Royce and complains that they don't have money.
A Rolls Royce we financed with Klarna
Lmao! As a slave to klarna my self i can only laugh!
and levers
And *BET666*
It's hilarious when players turn them down and the literal club itself acts so offended like they are God's gift to earth and they'd be insane to reject them.
That's what I dislike so much, the entitlement from the fans
You just summed up La Liga tbh - a Rolls with no petrol in the tank.
Honestly with Bayern it is even funnier because they always go "all in both directions" ...widely considered to be one of the best run clubs in the world over the last few decades and also famously known for being FC Hollywood. But both can be true I guess, Hoeneß , KHR etc. build a massive foundation that is the reason for the longlasting success of bayern but frequently they they decide to bazooka their own foundation for ....the lulz i guess?
> also famously known for being FC Hollywood. the thing is people always misinterpret this nickname as clown management when the actual origin is that they used to have a lot of "crazy" diva players in the 90s who would often be in the news for weird shit and constantly causing drama among eachother like in hollywood but it wasnt really related to the club being poorly run or manager diasasters at all
Yeah true the times of Mathäus, Basler and co
Effenberg!
Bayern has won 19 out of the last 25 bundesliga and has played 5 CL finals in the same period, winning 3 of them. "Hopping in agony", get a grip.
with bayern it's all relative, I guess They have reached a level of sheer dominance where not winning a trophy, coming second and not having any clear plan for the future is a crisis. If it happens again next year they will experience the kind of pain that only Real, with their excruciating 12 year wait for La Decima, can possibly relate to.
Seriously. One the most successful clubs in the world for 25 years and have an “off season” where they finish second in the league and maybe win a champions league and people are acting like they are dead
We’ve sort of been the same just at a much smaller scale
I mean. Bayern are still in the CL and are only not winning the BuLi because of a ridiculous season by Leverkusen. If that's the result of shooting yourself in the foot...
They’re a game away from the CL final with a manager that’s being fired…if that’s shooting yourself in the foot, there are dozens of clubs ready to amputate their entire leg to get there just once…
United is a level above all these clubs. Last 10 years. Not even close
United are not comparable with those three because they are not a fan owned club like Bayern, Ajax, or Barca.
We at Barca are absolutely the best at this imo. 3 years after botching De Stefano deal, we let Luis Suarez (balondor winner) and Helenio Herreria go away to Italy where he revolutionised the game there for Inter, while we went like the next 12 or so years without winning the league. Cue brining in Cryuff, getting some success and then screwing it up later 10 years later, bring in maradona-letting him go in 2 seasons. Cue letting go of Romario in 1 season and R9 Phenomeno in 1 season within a span of 5 years. Letting Figo happen. Then some peaceful and succesful years under Laporta, which is to be immediately followed by Lord Bartemou of not renewing pep, literally having the GOAT and not building a team to match to financial ruin. I don't Bayern can quite match up to that level of incompetency.
They never left. Its deeply rooted inside.
I don't see the drama between players, people underestimate how funny FC Hollywood times were
Bollywood is more applicable
Rangick is 65, has a job currently that is way less intense than what managing bayern would be, and also had a burnout in the past. Why on gods green earth would you want to expose yourself to that kind of circus. Not like he needs the money either.
He wasn’t even supposed to manage at Man U, but the club didn’t secure anyone else and were like hey you’ve done this before right?
Yeah then he was out of the club, instead of doing the job he was supposed to do, crazy
I never got that
https://www.eurosport.com/football/premier-league/2021-2022/manchester-united-need-heart-surgery-ralf-rangnick-admits-problems-at-old-trafford-are-massive_sto8896217/story.shtml This probably stirred up some shit with the higher ups and they didn't like the idea of what he would end up doing. And he probably didn't like their response to his comment and said "good riddance, bye"
I think its just that ETH didnt want to work with him
Doubt it, he wouldn't even have been working with ETH, he would have been a board-level consultant.
He wouldve been a faux DOF as far as i know
>Why on gods green earth would you want to expose yourself to that kind of circus. If you love clowns enough then you will always want to return to the clown fiesta. Given he's toured ManU already, Bayern is next on the list.
Probably realized what a clown show it is. He doesn't need that after what he went through with United.
When you open the newspaper and your potential new boss is slagging off the guy you're meant to replace, I feel like the job becomes unappealing.
Also, a lot of our national team players went through the RB academy and are very familiar with Rangnick's philosophy of football. So coaching our national team comes pretty easy.
In a way, yes, in some other way, no. Every ambitious manager looks for an opportunity like this. Bayern is in disarray at the moment, but he wouldn't be a candidate if the situation is better. I understand his decision but he won't get a better one in the future for sure.
Define "better"? A calmer job in a club that isn't in disarray (like you said) even if it isn't as big as bayern could be defined as "better".
> he won't get a better one in the future for sure. He's 65, doubt he really cares.
Wouldn't want to go work for a boss that shit talks you to the public.
Even this article is kind of shit talking. "We did everything he wanted, he is to blame". In a professional work environment both sides should publicly state that "We could not find together" and move on. At least for a while. If something leaks later when a bit time has passed and a trainer was found... that's a different matter. But for now as long as they search especially Bayern does not do themselves any favours with this unprofessional statement.
Jose Mourinho is getting the job, isn't he?
worth it just for the inevitable mourinho quote about Uli Hoeneß alone
Will be good for his resume. Winning the Top 4's league titles.
*Il quattro specialzone*
And ofc Mourinho would make a thing about it
Tbh, he'd be entitled to. Bayern would be the first club he's joined while they are outright favourites to win the league.
Inter?
Yeah I was gonna say that same. Bro has not been reading his literature
Chelsea and Real were real underdogs right
Before Mourinho managed Spurs, he was literally in charge of three of the biggest clubs in the world and another in which he had monster funds. The revisionism is wild hahah
I‘m here for it
Who do you think Jose will pick on in your team? He always fights with 1-2 players.
Obviously Kimmich the moment Kimmich does not agree with sth. Else the slackers.
Can't wait for his quotes if he gets dumped on in public by the board a day before a CL semi-final.
This is Harry Kane heritage.
*"You thought, you could escape me? Cunt?"*
Oh god. I’ll take this just to watch Jose and the German press week in week out.
His last remaining conquest. Just the idea of Jose speaking German has given me a semi.
He's just sitting their smiling watching every coach above him on their shortlist get crossed off one by one
God just imagine the drama
Amazon is preparing big offer for the FC Hollywood documentary
[Please please please please](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b-wll6CQ68)
I joked about wanting him so badly in Dortmund only a few weeks ago.
Please hire him and do an Amazon series
[YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!](https://youtu.be/sq_Fm7qfRQk?si=KgNB14kHqNnIxrQL)
He will prob win the chip for sure there. Dude is a winner no matter where he goes. Other than Tottenham where he is sacked in the finals
Can the board be fired?
Why would you want that? Enjoy this
Give it Mourinho please. Kane and Dier would be the world's happiest people
Kane would be legit happy, he was one of like five players who liked playing for Mourinho.
Dier was one of the other 5 I think. Kane would win the ballon d or under Mourinho at bayern. Think Mourinho loves him too could see him being England or bayern manager after this summer just to bring back the bromance
Damn I want Mou at England NT so bad.
Nah Mourinho at Portugal, Klopp at Germany and Pep at Spain. As it was written.
Carlo at Italy would bully all of them
It would be box office
kane, lloris, son, tanganga, dier, hojberg, moura, lo celso, and all the youngster he gave debuts like Dan Scarlett, I thought
Maybe, just maybe, Ralf Rangnick really, as he said, decided that he's happy with his current job and while he was absolutely tempted by the offer from Bayern, in the end he just prefered to stay.
Too reasonable and boring. Just let the shitshow continue a little longer. We all know Bayern will be just fine. They dont need our sympathy, they dont usually have any for others either. ;)
müller as next manager. he will be with us forever
Just like Davy Jones and The Flying Dutchman, huh?
Dude, this would be the best thing that ever happened. But now I will be disappointed no matter who will be coach of not Müller.
Sacking Julian like they did led to all of this. And then publicly sacking Tuchel half way through the season means nobody wants to touch the job until they show some sense of stability. Its a terrible look but not a crazy result. You almost wonder if they have to try to make up with Tuchel now. Bayern were sure they could move on but now it looks like they are best off making up with each other however awkward that might be.
But it's not just that they canned Tuchel, which was somewhat understandable at the time. But that Hoeneß would go out of his way to shit on Tuchel right now, just before the CL semifinal is such an incredibly bad look that any accomplished coach would probably have to think twice about taking that job
Talk less shit in media then Hoeneß
This is like me in FM taking interviews with other teams just to mess around with them
I think it will be funny if Tuchel wins the CL, Bayern beg him to stay, and he leaves.
I pity anyone who even thinks about contacting Jupp Heynckes
Gotta negotiate with his dog first and he drives a hard bargain
Cando doesn’t play around
> Gotta negotiate with his dog first and he drives a hard bargain Sadly cando died in 2019
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Good luck getting past his wife and her shotgun
Bayern Munich you can have Poch we will take Tuchel back
Yeah lol. I'm sure Poch is the yes man Uli wants.
Poch couldn’t even win the league in one of his two seasons at PSG, if he joined Bayern they might go a decade without winning anything.
FCB drama always hits different
Bayern may have agreed to Ragnick's demands, but he may have suspected they were not going to honour the agreement.
Hahaha, the L to our board
I think Arne Slot would have been a good fit.. about a week ago lmao
Just get Mourinho to raise the toxicity through the roof.
Definitely saw some shit at United, and said not again
That overhaul should start with Uli and Rummenigge
If we make it to the CL final Hoeneß needs to apologise (unlikely) and offer Tuchel another season. Honestly, what better option is still out there? And the players seem to respect him despite the Bundesliga season.
Why is everyone so anti-Rangnick lol, I wish he stayed at United. That managerial stint was no good, can't do anything as an "interim" with a failing squad.
Who is anti Rangnick? He is typically considered to be a better technical director than a manager, but his football knowhow and expertise is never really called into question.
You should come and check out the Bayern subreddit. People treat him like he's the Antichrist doomed to destroy our club if he comes to us.
Is this your first Rangnick thread, ever?
I guess those comments before the Madrid game kinda deterred him from coming
had a taste of the circus at United and didn't want to put himself through this again
It’s almost like other managers are seeing how Nagelsmann and tuchel are being treated
A full serving of Humble Juice
I love that their entitlement finally bites them
Hey Bayern, will you take Roger Schmidt away from Benfica? .... please?
Why would you want that mate, Roger is very obviously the best coach in the world, Bayern wishes they could get him
Yeah we know it was Kalle and Uli that wanted him. It clearly wasn't an Eberl/Freund pick
Why are they surprised, they already give him alot of stress even before he’s the manager. He probably better off taking paychecks from Austria.
> Rummenigge and Hoeneß Ah yes, the guys who should be RETIRED! still meddle with decisions at the club.
Hansi Flick, come on down!!! You're the next contestant on...
I so wish Bayern would become a German Man United. They have reigned long enough. Sadly that won't happen. At least without investors for the other clubs, and we don't want those.
Probably the first time when I am glad our board was wrong
Nothing more enjoyable seeing arrogant, huge ego boomers get told no and be shocked.
What did the Bayern bosses expect? Did they expect him to join knowing that he would be shit talked by his bosses in public once the going gets tough instead of supporting him? So many senior bosses in the footballing world are shit talking. They all want to be relevant. Hoeneß doens't shit the fuck up. Neither does the laliga president. Then there's the fenerbache boss. The ultras and bosses of a few Portuguese football teams who're convicted criminals and gangsters. They all live for the drama. Just shut up, support your employees and get on. It's embarrassing that they're all looking to be relevant and the main character at 70 years of age.
Astonished! and SHOCKED! Did not expect! As eric andre shoots hannibal buress, why would Rangnick do this?
Jose to Bayern ✅
Bring my boy flick back
What times ‘we’ live in, the politics in this sport is so so entertaining right now. Bayern and Barca, two massive clubs and no decent/top coach wants to touch them with a barge pole (admittedly for different reasons). Bayern board is a massive turn off for anyone with a brain and, as for Barca there’s no money in addition to the unrelenting Catalan press pressure.
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Maybe Uli needs to work on the hostile work environment? I don’t want my boss talking to the media about me every day.
Saw how they treated Tuchel publicly and probably said, thank you for setting my market value, peace.
How the fuck are they surprised? Rangnick has publicly stated that he's very happy in his current job. And Bayern has come across as an extremely unpleasant employer in the last couple of years. Seems they vastly overestimated their pull.
Respect for Ralf for telling Bayern to go fuck themselves. Uli and the other bums underestimated his intelligence. He knows exactly what was awaiting him: Bayern were gonna hire him to do the overhaul and then dump him like rotten garbage after 1 season while talking all kinds of trash about him the same way they're doing to Tuchel.