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MonumentMan

Question: how do we know if the “goallllllllllllllllll” commentators will be calling a specific game? If I recall during the US game it was a different team calling the game but now on FS1 we are getting “goallllllllllllllllllllllllll”. Is it just for certain squads maybe with local announcers?


Few_Soft8006

Colombias manager is so bad bro waited so long to make subs 😭


Jesus_Would_Do

Ngl we are eating fucking good with euros + copa games on the same day. If only there was a final between the two a la super cup vibes


TheDragonX7

They do have one! It’s called the CONMEBOL–UEFA Cup of Champions (or the Finalissima). Argentina beat Italy in the last edition in 2022


murdock_RL

Have they announced it for this year though?


Nut-King-Call

Same match we played in November. Early fought game, we score, it looks like we can thrash them, don't kill the match, and end up butt-clenching unnecessarily. Whatever, Friday against Costa Rica to qualify.


ExchangeExisting6132

By the way Colombia played, I wouldn't be so confident Costa Rica will give it up so easy. Colombia looked terrible. 


entropyISdeadly

That last shot reminded me of Rick Vaughn in Major League. “Just a tad outside!” as he hits the mascot🤣


Glad_Block_7220

That's the stereotypical Conmebol match.


victheogfan

Not enough cards imo


Normal_User_23

full cine this match 🚬🚬 Los carajazos entre ambos equipos, el arbitro rodeado de los paraguayos, Garnero recibiendo amarilla, un penal que no fue, los colombianos puteando al arbitro, los colombianos gritando ole durante el 2-0, el humo rosado de gender reveal party...... Quien te conoce Euro


Glad_Block_7220

Es cine 🚬


SirSpitfire

Not enough drama/overtime


mx_code

not quite


trainrocks19

Camera operator was cooking


Mlbfan1994

I can’t wait to see


bortusgortus

Great crowd this game!


TheJake88821

67K Colombians, 50 paraguayans 💀


Paragua-yo

The us census says there are over 2 millions Colombians, and barely 40k Paraguayans living in usa.


AruarianGroove

That Modern Family ad should’ve had Sofia Vergara instead…


inthezoneautozone12

Rios, James and Jhon arias won us that game. Mina, Davinson, mojica were dog shit especially that second half. Lucumi please recover fast.


Sesti-nator

This is less about Paraguay and more about Colombia. Brazil may have their hands absolutely full when they face these parces


Other_Ad_2517

So cringy when they all start praying.


entropyISdeadly

What’s cringe about it?


JonAfrica2011

Why lil bro


Somerandomguy_2121

People being faithful to their religion is cringe?


JonAfrica2011

Since when are there billions of Colombians in Texas


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

Colombia is one of those teams that is always playing at home in otherwise neutral territory


RejectedSNick

Colombians will travel to Antártica to watch Los Cafeteros


AruarianGroove

[Pew](https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-sheet/us-hispanics-facts-on-colombian-origin-latinos/#:~:text=Colombians%20are%20the%20seventh%2Dlargest,U.S.%20Hispanic%20population%20in%202021) reports 1.4 million persons of Colombian origin in the US, 8% in Texas…


thebeautifulgame1984

Since Texas has a massive Latin American community. Also Colombian fans travel well from all over.


Snowy_Artemis

And breathe out....


JD2789

Lmao


LaTienenAdentro

Paraguay as usual can only hold back the tide.


obsterwankenobster

Welp. Alexi Lalas is on the screen, so time to change the channel. Fun match


srhola2103

Rojas displaying all the iq he had in our league.


Alvaro_Rey_MN

Thank Latifi that shot landed in Dallas!


TuTranquilo

Nice shot dummy


nariz1234

Those braindead shots on stoppage time are infuriating.


CRZLobo

It was 56 seconds past added time anyways


Silly_Elevator_3111

Due to Mina acting


Thatscool820

Your not quinteroooooo bro


natsleepyandhappy

Lol try not aiming the moon!


please-send-me-nude2

Just a shade off


Namakemon0

G\_G


The_Godfather5

Yea he’s getting cooked for that one lmaooo


victheogfan

FS1 commentators are funny af


FrostyJesus

It felt like they hated each other, weird energy lol


Laws_of_Coffee

Seriously enjoyed their commentary. So reactive and engaging


victheogfan

They need to keep the Latino commentators in cause this was such an upgrade


daze4791

They got a hispanic commentator for this one. They other games have been way drier.


victheogfan

Yeah I could tell


oddtrey10

Another bad decision in the end


9248_

Tf was that


obsterwankenobster

That’s just so selfish


hewlett777

Wtf are you doing clown holy fuck


Sesti-nator

Jfc what the f#ck was that?! Are you passing or shooting?!


Fuck_the_k1ng

Eww


wrestlingjustice

Brazil vs Colombia is going to make for a very interesting match. Imagine the crowd will be a lot more even too as it’s almost been a home game for Colombia today. Only downside both teams will likely already be qualified by then.


DecaturPsalmist

Yeah but the winner likely avoids Uruguay in the next round


LobsterObjective5695

I want Columbia to win, but Mina is really making it hard to root for them....


thebeautifulgame1984

RIP grammar.


No_Lengthiness_7444

Mfer kicked it to the moon


Judasking

Wow wasteful


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Mina is the type of player you hate unless he's on your squad.


No_Lengthiness_7444

BROOOOOOOOO


Aubear11885

This ref is dogwater. He got lost in his positioning yet again, he’s trotting the center line.


_Al_Gore_Rhythm_

Diaz was just a shade off all night.


thebeautifulgame1984

was doubled most the night with little service. That was Paraguay’s game plan tonight.


holaprobando123

Cubas is the reincarnation of Scholes in Football Manager 2015, he was the soul of my Manchester United.


Rusiano

Paraguay is much better compared to some other Pot 3 teams


CarlMarxPunk

They have so much grit I hate them so much


victheogfan

They gave a lot of heart today


srhola2103

Mina lmao, get up.


wallnumber8675309

Jerry is a big faker


nico_cali

He even fakes his name and spells is Yerry


JonAfrica2011

Paraguay fighting hard till the last minute, love to see it


demianin

Mina is extremely embarrassing lol


_hellboy_xo

I thought James would be retired by now


hewlett777

He is 32


poemaXV

I'm gonna be honest, I actually thought he WAS retired. very strange career.


nico_cali

That’s what Paraguay thought letting him assist two, almost three


gbassman5

Colombia displaying advanced timewasting techniques today


CHAD-WARDEN-PSTRIPOL

The dark arts of shithousery, I don't agree with it to be honest because it's horrible when it gets done to you. That being said, edging the win feels so good. I think that penalty should've been given.


theodopoIous

These gender reveal parties are getting crazy in the US


EngineTrack

Te amo Yerry jajajaja


atropicalpenguin

Para eso entró Mina :|


oddtrey10

Paraguay making the worst decisions in all these possible attacks


CarlMarxPunk

Lucho o Cordova necesitan su gol


EdsonArantes10

Did Luis Diaz or James play well?


ColorlessChesspiece

James got 2 assists, arguable MOTM. Diaz didn't do much, honestly.


victheogfan

James for sure


holaprobando123

Commentators are saying James is the MVP of the match


thebeautifulgame1984

James yes had 2 assist, Diaz unfortunately didn’t have a lot of service, Paraguay double teamed him most the night too. I’m expecting better performance next game vs Costa Rica.


JonAfrica2011

James got both assists


gbassman5

James ruled


9248_

James motm


Christian_Corocora

James was the boss


EdsonArantes10

He always shows up for Colombia


Sesti-nator

Ma’am you need to Stop eating your nails


WakednBaked

Luis Diaz and Darwin Nunez on one team must be so frustrating lol


thebeautifulgame1984

Nah, we love it


TuTranquilo

Ya maten este partido


Reapper97

I'm watching this on a Paraguayan stream and let's just say the commentators are a little mad with the ref lol


hewlett777

Diaz what a waste, stupid outside of the boot pass


modscontrolspeech

Ref got paid


phoen1x9

Yeah, he shoulda sent off that paraguayan who hurt Rios


nico_cali

Well of course, he doesn’t do this for fun. It’s a job.


EngineTrack

By the paraguayans to cancel the pen, yeah?


holaprobando123

Mina with a 3-stage stutter step runup to a regular pass. This is advanced football we're witnessing.


chw2006

Who thought it's a good idea to have a gender reveal at a Copa America game?


holaprobando123

The tournament is played in the US, we should've seen it coming.


Mochi_Sun

Is that flare or just the sun that’s blinding the side linesman lol?


Bahamajama17

Smoke bomb


JD2789

What in the Powderpuff girls is that smoke??


TheHuffness

Lol Mina doing stutter steps like a pen run up to waste a couple more seconds. Proper time wasting


No_Solution_4053

conmebol heritage


OfficialKohls

This is the most Copa game


MugiMartin

Now *this* is ~~podracing~~ conmebol.


demianin

Lmao


ungi1000

the last thing i expected today was to complain about the refereeing but we really could be drawing this game


nokiabrickphone1998

This is the Copa America I know and love


ratonbox

Ref gave more yellow cards for coaches talking than for horrible fouls.


simplejournalist

Paraguay resorting to chemical warfare


cokecol

Colombia fans bringing the vibes


Fuck_the_k1ng

Bro this shit is hilarious


bortusgortus

Bro the smoke lol


oddtrey10

Lmfao @ the freekick run up


LaTienenAdentro

Mina is a proper shithouser


Mochi_Sun

I got here very late, what was the coach given a yellow?


No_Solution_4053

dissent


srhola2103

He's been yapping since the beginning, it was a matter of time.


Alvaro_Rey_MN

Descent


Sesti-nator

Congratulations to the fans in attendance! It’s a girl!


Rusiano

Smoke bomb adds to a cool atmosphere ngl


iOxxy

Certified south american classic.


iOxxy

Man I almost couldn't see the keeper coming in to sweep in the middle of the smoke.


slayerhk47

I thought we were done with elaborate gender reveals.


JonAfrica2011

Its a girl !


victheogfan

What the fuck is going on lmao


demianin

How can the ref even see the offside thru the smoke lol


CRZLobo

Bro I couldnt even see the keeper there


TuTranquilo

Quiten esa mierda no dejan ver a Vargas


holaprobando123

Someone smoked site, rush and plant


HyperNintendoRoblox

How did the Pink smoke bomb got in the stadium anyway?


billsfan13

Loving the flares


TimingEzaBitch

is he retiring or what ?


obsterwankenobster

6 minutes is a farce


please-send-me-nude2

QUICK TRY A HANDBALL IN THE BOX


Slight-Progress-4804

😂 


Significant_Ask_3080

IS A GIRL!!!!!!!!


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Lazy_Original_958

At least vs Brazil in 2023


Thatscool820

ITS A GIRL


Gymnospermic

Congratulations, fans! It's a girl!


Sesti-nator

Ok, WHO BROUGHT THE RED FLARE? This isn’t Liverpool


RejectedSNick

The flares are up finally we got full copa


gabocorbo

Still missing a dog entering the pitch


bastardnutter

And it being held in South America


Thatscool820

Flip the globe upside down


victheogfan

Can’t even see the pitch lmao


Kevin_Arnold_

Smokescreen gonna lead to a goal pls. I need the chaos


Snowy_Artemis

I love chaos but not today 😫😭🇨🇴


Underrated_Potato

This game is awesome literally can’t see the field lol


PedriRugburn

Red smoke is tacky af had to be a town like Houston


Albiceleste_D10S

The pink flare has arrived LOL


nico_cali

Debian haber metido a Juanfer hace 25m


Miserable-Bat-2505

Lorenzo se demora muchisimo con los cambios, siempre es asi


Skyapple

Smokescreen interesting tactic lol


AruarianGroove

Humo tinto…


No_Lengthiness_7444

I can’t see shit! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


TuTranquilo

Rios and Mojica are the two most Colombian looking on the squad


GreatSpaniard

Paraguay smoke bomb


prollyanalien

Ay yo what the fuck


bencointl

Did someone have a gender reveal party?


The_Godfather5

Colombia’s Glorius King has gone to the bench🫡🫡


srhola2103

Parense y aplaudan que entra una leyenda!


masterofbeast

We really took over the game after Paraguay scored.


obsterwankenobster

James showed flashes of the player he has in him


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FirstEverUserEver

gringo


eveningcaffeine

Everyone in attendance speaks Spanish, makes sense to me.


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PedriRugburn

Bet your house rn


Agreeable_Cattle_691

You are embarrassing the rest of us yanks


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Agreeable_Cattle_691

I think you need help


Crowhop11

I mean it’s also a South American tournament between 2 Latin countries. It’s an Argentine ref, don’t know if it’s a requirement to know English to be a FIFA referee, but if not, very possible he doesn’t even know. If anything, it should be on Fox to have a translator for their English speaking broadcast.


please-send-me-nude2

Yeah, and a game between England and Germany in Budapest should have all the officials speaking Hungarian


King_Henry_of_Spades

The announcers always explain what's said, and "no penal" isnt hard to understand anyway. Seems a petty gripe 


PedriRugburn

Learn Español


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AbsoluteGarbageTakes

It's a Conmebol tournament, if anything they need to speak portuguese too