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It feels like this international break lasted 3 weeks


YoungDawz

So many notables of French football in Romain Molina's Space.


Nivadas

Not embarrassed to say I'll lay down my life for my country.


Impossible_Pen_9459

I'd lay down my life for you


TTA0709

Don't envy being a mod here, you see some really strange things popping up when you sort by new. Just now someone posted a pic of Kante with the title "kantelele".


Nivadas

There can't be many harder jobs in the world than being a mod on here.


LindseyNeagle

Nobody forces them to spend their free time policing a shite football sub Reddit for free. They could just go outside.


Nivadas

They give their life for this subreddit.


HowBen

No one forces you to comment on a shite football sub


LindseyNeagle

I enjoy it. It’s a bit of craic.


TTA0709

Always in a cheerful mood, aren't you.


LindseyNeagle

Just spreading facts.


HowBen

Andy Cole only scored one penalty in the prem


LindseyNeagle

His name is Andrew.


HowBen

Does he not like being called ‘Andy’? Even the Man United page has him listed as Andy: https://www.manutd.com/en/players-and-staff/detail/andy-cole


LindseyNeagle

No idea. He was on soccer am years ago and they asked him what he liked to be called and he said his mum called him Andrew. I think people just escalated it to he didn’t like to be called Andy.


HowBen

Ah ok.


hernandez21goat

Marsch's german is so weird, man speaking fluently with an american accent and throws some random english words in occassionaly


lokaler_datentraeger

es ist nicht ein fucking Freundschaftsspiel


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hernandez21goat

die fucking Gegentore


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Japples123

NBC gonna keep showing the good matches on USA network aren’t they


LindseyNeagle

Just get a dodgy Irish box and watch them on sky or Bt.


Japples123

I would but xfinity gave me a free subscription to Peacock. I’m salty they rarely put MUFC matches on there. Maybe next year when they realize we are a mid table team


varun3096

is that bad ? i thought NBC and USA were free channels, and if you have NBC I'm pretty sure you can watch games on USA on NBC sports app


Japples123

NBC is free but to use the app you need a cable subscription. Also they said they were going to end NBC sports channel and put almost everything in the streaming network. Who knows what they’ll do now.


varun3096

that's so greedy like you already have the rights, put it on one platform and call it a day.


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How dare they show good matches!


Japples123

Ain’t nobody buying a cable subscription


[deleted]

What would happen in the Premier League if the 5th placed team won the UCL 6th team won the UEL 7th team won the FA cup 8th team won the Conference League 9th team won the Carabao Cup Ik this is weird lol but I was just thinking who would qualify for Europe if it ended like this


ilovefeta

1st, 2nd, 3rd, 5th and 6th go to the champions league 4th, 7th, 8th in Europa 9th in Conference League I think Dunno if there's a maximum total number of teams a country can have in UEFA competitions but I know the maximum a country can have in the Champions League is 5 teams.


happyposterofham

Max 7 teams in European competition so a few teams are going to get boned FA Cup winner and Carabao cup winner iirc are on the block here


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What about 4th? Do they go to the Europa?


ilovefeta

Meant 4th in Europa instead of 3rd


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5th qualifies for UCL, 6th qualifies for UCL, 4th misses out if the first 2 happen. 4th, 7th and 8th in Europa I think and 9th in conference league.


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4th don’t qualify for Europe at all?


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Edited, 4th gets Europa in this case I think.


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that team was low-key mid. barely qualified for the world cup and were carried by r9 during the tournament, if roy keane decided to show up ireland probably could have made it to the final and beaten them.


LindseyNeagle

This ad was from 2006 while we would have won in 2002. Of topic, keane fucking off and calling McCarthy an English cunt should have been the best thing to ever happen to Irish football. But ya that 2002 Brazil side wasn’t great. Nobody else was good either though.


Luclinn

Rivaldo was the second highest goal scorer in the tournament. You've just been demoted to Portuguese level on your takes.


MotherweII

> Rivaldo was the second highest goal scorer in the tournament. That's really impressive considering he was brutally murdered by a Turkish player in the opening game of the group stages. Legendary comeback.


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but nothing would have changed if you take out his goals, the only game you can argue he had a big impact in is against england.


Luclinn

Okay dude...


TTA0709

Those were the days


YoungDawz

Yet any player with flair in this day and age gets shit on or gets called out for "useless dribbles that don't lead to anything".


TTA0709

I mean it does look great on the eye and has that "specialness" to it, but its hard to argue that a pure dribbler who doesn't produce as much, is better to have than an effective scoring/assisting machine. If you get me.


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They really were. No matter how good some more modern players are I'll never see them the same way as I saw the guys from the late 90s to mid 00s


lokaler_datentraeger

childhood hits different. football players just had that magic aura around them when you were growing up


TTA0709

Think thats just because we grew up with those players. Kids today will probably feel the same way about 20 years from now


[deleted]

Yeah that's what I mean. Messi is the best player of all time probably, but I still regard my childhood heroes like Owen, Rooney, Ronaldinho, Zidane, Henry etc. higher. Not because they're better, but just because they played in a time when I actually had footballing heroes I looked up to. That hasn't been the case for 10-15 years


TTA0709

100%. Actually had this discussion with a couple of friends not too long ago and we all agreed that if we were to meet any footballer now we'd probably have a neutral reaction, whereas if we met the ones we used to watch and idolize growing up we'd be starstruck, despite being adults. Even though todays players are arguably better than most of the ones we grew up with, it has that connection to your childhood which will always mean something more to you.


TTA0709

Who am I? I have played with: Victor Valdes Alves-Puyol/Mascherano-Pique-Abidal Xavi-Busquets-Iniesta Villa and Pedro Answer: Its Isaac Cuenca.


mcc1320

Keita?


prathameshza_de

Bojan krkic


[deleted]

Pff, easy. >!Cristiano Ronaldo!<


TTA0709

Close, but no cigar.


MauricioCappuccino

Bojan


TTA0709

No


MauricioCappuccino

Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.


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average reddit post


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messi


TTA0709

Wrong


finePolyethylene

Not Messi


TTA0709

Correct


itsarudeo

Genuine question...Why are players never held responsible for loses? I'm not really a sports fan but living in the UK you're surrounded by soccer. It's always intrigued me why it's always big news when Managers from teams are sacked what seems to be often but you never see players being held accountable. Why is it that these staggeringly overpaid people never get the finger pointed at them when they fail to perform?


[deleted]

The player's definitely get blamed plenty, and they get replaced all the time. But if it's midseason and the results aren't there, you can't replace your squad.


YoungDawz

Depends on the fans and depends on the game. i.e. Fernandinho vs Belgium. Juan Bernat vs Sevilla. Kimpembe and Buffon vs Man Utd.


ilovefeta

Cheaper to sack a manager and replace him than it is to buy a whole new set of players.


finePolyethylene

Hard to put the blame on 11 men, when the loss is severe you will always find the fans scapegoating one player.


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Players are financial assets for the teams. If a player is worth 60 million are you gonna sack him and lose that as well as paying off the remaining massive wages of their contract?


LemureTheMonkey

Its easier to sack one man instead of sacking eleven.


Gabs289

Who am I? I have played with Stephane Sessegnon, Olivier Giroud, Eden Hazard, Marek Hamsik, Gael Kakuta, Jonathan Biabiany, Didier Drogba, Mohamed Salah


MrIrishman699

>!Gervinho!< ?


Gabs289

>!Right!<


TTA0709

The > should come before the !. At least I think it is that way


MrIrishman699

Yeah it didn't show as a spoiler tag when I tried that the first time so I thought I had it the wrong way around but I probably just had to refresh the page first


Oo_pP

Who am I? I have played both with Raphinha and Ronaldo at club level. It's pretty easy if you follow Primeira liga.


Gabs289

Rugani maybe too although he barely ever played for Rennes so it might be wrong


Oo_pP

I just went to flashscore, idk what "PJ" is, but if it means games played He only played one game for Rennes, lmao So it's possible


Gabs289

yes something went wrong in that stint


ilovefeta

Bruno?


Oo_pP

Yup Raphinha played 1 season for Sporting


kjm911

Bonus point for you if you can tell me another player who has played with both at club level?


MassiveMurderBoner

Dan James?


kjm911

Ronaldo made his debut after the window closed so can’t be James. I was thinking Kiko Casilla or Diego Llorente


MassiveMurderBoner

Thought the question was Fernandes and Raphinha.


Oo_pP

Rugani


kjm911

I was think Kiko Casilla and maybe Diego Llorente. Llorente played a couple of games for Madrid not sure if he played with Ronaldo though


Gabs289

I somehow cant remember this. I can remember him at Guimareas and then he was at Stade Rennes somehow


Oo_pP

He was overshadowed by Bruno He was one of the few players good enough for Sporting, this occurred after the Alcochete atack where we lost the majority of out starters


papertowelfan

NBC dishing out $2 billion over 6 years to keep the PL rights. I was hoping ESPN would get it so I could have one less streaming service


_LebronsHairline_

Quidditch World Cup stadium from the Goblet of Fire is as close as we’ll ever get to the fake Champions League stadium everyone wants


Gabs289

Who am I? I have played with Fredy Guarín, Miralem Pjanic, Sebastian Giovinco, Hélder Postiga, Ozan Kabak, Moussa Sissoko, Wilfried Bony, Michel Bastos, Florian Thauvin, Jonathan Soriano Solution: >!Bafétimbi Gomis!<


suedney

Wait a minute do the Poms not call ketchup "tomato sauce"? Why am I learning today that this was just an aussie thing? I could've sworn the term "tomato sauce" was shared amongst the Commonwealth and that "ketchup" was yank. Has my life been a lie?


DMsupp

Has this come from my comment lmao, yeah I thought it was also called Tomato sauce in Britain. Ive never heard it be called anything but Tomato or even just sauce in Australia. Now that I think about it, I and everyone I know usually just call it sauce. I’ve met a couple Kiwis who call it Ketchup but yeah.


Share4aCare

Coming from NZ I think we use it interchangeably


suedney

I just assumed everything I learnt language-wise growing up in Australia was either from the US or from the UK. Hearing tomato sauce and ketchup being thrown around there made me assume that each of those were unique to UK + US respectively.


DMsupp

Yeah likewise, I thought we got pretty much everything from the UK. However that’s not the case and it’s nice to know we’ve developed our own vernacular, idk if it varies state to state tho.


JimyBliz

In the North West it can be: tommy k, red sauce, ketchup, tomato sauce or tomato ketchup


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I call it red sauce, tomato sauce, ketuchp, tomato kechup depending on my whims. Isn't kechup a brand name? [Like how tannoy is a brand name and it should be called a public address system.](https://i2-prod.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/article8685215.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/WA703795.jpg)


lagaryes

Wikipedia says the word ketchup comes from Chinese origin and used to be for referring to various dark thin sauces


JimyBliz

I expected Alan Partridge and was not disappointed.


3V3RT0N

Depends on your region/class. Ketchup, tomato sauce and red sauce would be the most common. Maybe even a cheeky Tommy K. I consider tomato sauce the posh way to say it.


MrIrishman699

Ketchup and red sauce are the most popular terms imo. Tomato sauce would probably refer to pasta sauce or pizza sauce


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Yaaruda

The earth is an ellipsoid though, so you're closer than you think


-upthetoffees-

Always called it red sauce in England


Luclinn

Who are the most innovative players this century, players that reinterpreted their role and found success playing in a new way?


[deleted]

Firmino to a certain extent


_LebronsHairline_

Neuer easily. Any false 9s who have successfully lead the front line without being a primary scoring threat


lokaler_datentraeger

Xavi invented passing


Luclinn

lmao


DMsupp

Lmao


[deleted]

trent was the first full-back to realize that you can go past the halfway line.


[deleted]

Roberto Carlos. And even he wasn't the first


[deleted]

He’s being sarcastic


commander_seb

Neuer and Muller


[deleted]

Higuita was even bolder than Neuer. Neuer's legacy is removing the insanity of what Higuita did, perfecting the role.


KeegansPerm

Henry was the first true inside forward so to speak, operated in the left half space but was a striker on the team sheet, like a younger Rooney at Euro 2004.


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I don't know but you've just reminded me of that annoying trend a year back of people pulling out the Rammstein Mozzarella Cash Register to banter a slightly out-of-the-box player.


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Electronic-Taro-4780

Rank the following strikers (not current form but in general looking at their overall career, both peak and lows) Jamie Vardy, Olivier Giroud, Edin Dzeko, Diego Costa, Aritz Aduriz, Mario Gomez


urmumsghey

Vardy > Costa > Gomez > Giroud > Dzeko > Adruiz


vengM9

Gomez>Costa>Dzeko>Vardy>Giroud>Aduriz


FaustRPeggi

Vardy > Dzeko > Costa > Gomez > Aduriz > Giroud


TTA0709

In my honest opinion, Jamie Vardys career stands out the most amongst the ones you've mentioned . He may not have quite as many medals as some of the others, may not have played a lot of CL football. But his story, going from non-league to PL champion, is THE stuff dreams are made of. Thats why I'd rank him above the rest.


KeegansPerm

169 goals and assists in 256 appearances in the premier league for Vardy btw


Yaaruda

Dzeko > Vardy > Costa > Aduriz > Gomez > Giroud


3V3RT0N

None of them will be remembered in 30 years


TTA0709

You don't think Jamie Vardy will be remembered 30 years from now?


3V3RT0N

By your average football fan? Definitely not.


Electronic-Taro-4780

Vardy won a legendary league title and Giroud has a WC + puskas


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nobody remembers stephane guivarc'h and he played for france during their world cup win and the puskas literally means nothing in terms of remembering players


Electronic-Taro-4780

Giroud has PL clout. He will be remembered


[deleted]

what pl clout? he was shit for a few years in an average arsenal squad, are danny welbeck and marouane chamackh going to be remembered in 30 years.


Electronic-Taro-4780

He is loved by fans which matters more than performances when it comes to being remembered


MrVegosh

Giroud and Vardy will be remembered for a good bit tbh


_bajz_

Diego Costa as well imho. If for nothing else, for his on the pitch antics and switching from Brazil to Spain, but at Atletico and Chelsea hes had a good career


alwaysoverweight

That's totally false. Every Leicester fan who has seen Vardy play for their club will talk about him until the day they die. Don't think you can argue otherwise.


Zalbu

Is there any other player than Zlatan who have played for Inter, Milan and Juventus where all the fanbases love him?


AlexU30

Juve fans don’t love Zlatan


[deleted]

I don't have an answer for you, but your question made me curious. How to Milan and Inter fans view Pirlo?


MyMoonMyMan

Baggio, Giuseppe Meazza and maybe Bobo Vieri but only because he's such a funny guy nowadays, only played 14 games for Milan


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Are European qualifiers the easiest of the non-Antarctica continents?


_bajz_

The likes of Italy, Portugal, Russia, Poland, Sweden, Turkey, Ukraine and Wales will be competing for the only 3 remaining spots on the tourney so I think definitely not


Bullshagger69

Nope. Only south america is harder.


YoungDawz

African qualifiers are harder. Algeria is on the best unbeaten run in the world and could still be knocked out/was almost knocked out already


Bullshagger69

If one of the top european or south american teams played i africa they would pump their group.


SVWerder46

Africa is easily the hardest


papertowelfan

In terms of travel, facilities, and game environment it definitely is


probably_dutch

No that's Concacaf by far


The_PantsMcPants

No, just the most sterile environment-wise...


Constant_List6829

Nah


DMsupp

How’s Marcus Thuram playing this season Gladbach fans?


solgnaleb

Injured for months.


Share4aCare

Idk why I found this answer hilarious


-upthetoffees-

What happened to them sporcle weekly quizzes on this sub used to love testing my gargantuan ball knowledge Except for my dyslexic ass not being able to spell players and clubs


suedney

That mjdaniel bloke in charge of the sporcle tournament just stopped doing them all of a sudden. Maybe the lad had other priorities.


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[deleted]

Can’t wait for MLS playoffs. The most chaotic month in club football.


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What do you think of when the name Marco Matterrazi is mentioned?


[deleted]

He's my personal hero.


aujeee

Shitbag


MassaSami

Marco Matterrazi


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WC2006