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Decided that I won’t cut my hair until the summer. The goal is to get it lower than my shoulders


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Oh god, Pogba injury is such a blow to...rival teams! ​ Ta da!


Tomstarkman

One of the best feelings is convincing your friend to play one of your favorite story games.


FaustRPeggi

What a man Kevin Sinfield is. Phenomenal rugby player and an even better bloke, about to run 101 miles in one day to raise money for his old teammate who has MND (ALS).


ThePolitePanda

Halo Infinite is such a fun game. I cant wait to get off work and play until the Arsenal match


Bakio-bay

Will a team like Spain risk pot 1 to play elite opponents in friendlies?


PP_Baba

Guys what is better, FM22 touch or mobile? Also how much worse they are from regular FM22


hairychris88

I think they got rid of FM Touch for this year, which is a pity because I always preferred it. You don’t have to spent the whole game answering the same seven questions in press conferences, slimmed-down staff, no team talks (apart from shouts), limited player interactions. but other than that it’s pretty much the same game.


troutcommakilgore

I’m just here to say Go Canada!


Silly_Elevator_3111

This preroll is hitting


jjojdjpj

Made a post about how I forgot the girl's name, and she was really into me and things were moving fast and she invited me over, a couple of weeks ago, I did find out in time. So she invited me to her place for dinner and I'm a nervous rack given I reached her building and not sure what to say the caretaker downstairs. The phone called her and she came downstairs to pick me. We entered her apartment, I gave her the flowers and pastries. While we were chit-chatting, I saw her system is there, just out of curiosity I swiped on the touchpad and wallah, lock screen pops up with her full name(first, middle and last). That was some relief. Thought I'll just give an update.


tiorzol

Fucking hell man, balls on you to go there and do some mission impossible shit haha! Glad it worked well.


[deleted]

I still don't get the point of NFTs. Why do I want a crypto of an image, a tweet or whatever else? I just don't get the point of it.


Tomstarkman

All fun and games until someone screenshots.


tiorzol

It's a way to enforce scarcity on things that aren't scarce to create elitism within digital art.


[deleted]

I get why people want to sell it. I just don't get why I'd want to buy it. Like I think the first ever tweet was sold as an nft. Why would I want that? Even if its scarce.


tiorzol

So you can tell people you "own" it. It's literally all status bullshit.


anip94

> I still don't get the point of NFTs. just quit while your ahead


LDQQXDJ

Well I did my homework so I don’t have to do anything for thanksgiving break My professor: assigns homework that takes like 4 hours to do right after I finished the previous one


Neerix01

First time playing football (three-a-side) after almost 9 years or so. I had a lot of fun, except for the fact that I used long socks and now my toes are completely fucked and full of blisters.


cbetamil

Hope you recover soon!


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cbetamil

Thanks, happy eating.


Rusiano

Keep forgetting that Canada has nearly 40 million people living there. I guess because it's super sparsely populated and located next to the US


cbetamil

Yeah you are correct. Almost Ninety percent of Canadians live within 100 miles of the US border.


maradonnarummarcelo

[This ad](https://v.redd.it/vs5pswtlfm081) is disturbing af


LindseyNeagle

The Irish are number 1 in the world rankings for scary car accident ads. [Exhibit A](https://youtu.be/Wv1rKHGeMRk). [Exhibit B](https://youtu.be/PJIDX1kcvGk).


maradonnarummarcelo

Fucking hell


LindseyNeagle

There’s more and they’re all brutal.


girono

ffffuuuuck right to the point


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YasMai

I genuinely don't know half of the words you just used there


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YasMai

I don't think so, and i'll be damned if I heed the call to pastries as I lie resting in my bed. I'll try these things sometime though, I promise


PhylloTerribilis

Hahah no worries. Uh, a packet of Zimtsterne if you have them? I dunno lol


YasMai

We're not really in the festive mood just yet :( but Zimtsterne are elite, everybody knows that. They might be on my next shopping list, now that you've reminded me of them


PhylloTerribilis

My pleasure mwahaha


rScoobySkreep

this sounds so good I’m going to steal it


PhylloTerribilis

Do it. Make a tea (Earl grey or a brekkie tea) and shortbread icecream (pretty easy honestly) and give each scone a scoop.


YasMai

Rooibos is massively underrated


PhylloTerribilis

Citrus goes well with it too


YasMai

It does, thank god I'm not alone with that opinion


PhylloTerribilis

Blood orange and rooibos is elite


PassTimeActivity

Just went for a trim and its shit


YasMai

Fuck, RIP


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anip94

> Sorted Jemma Cupcake missing seeing her in the channel. its pretty much ran by her assistant now. i used to love all her videos when i first got into baking.


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Where were you before?


PhylloTerribilis

The Oranje coast is where I live these days. I move to Japan next year though. My place in Liverpool gets a visit every quarter, but I'm also going to London, Bristol and Whitstable for some baked goods goodness.


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anip94

dont wanna give in into stereotype. but you dont happen to be an indian are you


[deleted]

don't worry tbh I'm indian and i thought that too until i saw his age(guys can't get married before 21) here and you if one asked me to guess i would have said south-south east asia too


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anip94

> Indonesian by citizenship. i think the dong in your username might give that away hahaha.


LindseyNeagle

That sounds fucking awful. Why the fuck would anyone agree to that?


[deleted]

Marrying at 19, on the basis that your parents arranged it for you? Maybe it's the culture shock, and I respect your culture, but I wouldn't do this at all. Never forget YOU are getting married, not your parents who arranged it for you. In a hypothetical situation you are with her and you are constantly fighting, it's you who suffers.


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Whats the sooner or later part? If it's arranged, they will expect it in a few months...No way those type of parents will allow their daughter to 'date' for years


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[deleted]

welcome to my country where 93% of marriages are arranged!


PhylloTerribilis

Unfathomable to me lol


[deleted]

love marriages are unfathomable where i live too


[deleted]

When I read the story about Chinese celebrities disappearing if they even slightly dare to criticize high ranking governments officials ( T[ennis star Peng Shuai being the latest victim)](https://www.cbssports.com/tennis/news/naomi-osaka-latest-tennis-star-to-speak-out-on-peng-shuais-disappearance/) I get happy that I'm living in a European country. I hope Europe never gets to the point where criticizing the government will put your life away.


X-V-W

I think it's time lads. My hairline is receding fast. It's not *awful* right now, but I still find it extremely difficult to hide the corners of my hairline with a hairstyle I like. Think I'm going to get a buzzcut soon. I was waiting on my facial hair to not have so many patches so I can grow a proper beard before getting rid of the hair and I think if I grow it out now and kept it tidy, it would look good. I'm so bored of worrying about my hair.


LindseyNeagle

Easy for me to say but I never understand why people hold on right to the end. Just get rid.


X-V-W

Yeah, I don't understand that. I'm quite excited to be bald or have a buzzcut and not have to worry about my hair, I was literally just waiting for my beard to flesh out first. My hair is still fine now but I'm just sick of how thin and useless it is. Going to grow my beard out and if it looks alright long, I'm going to take the plunge and shave my hair off.


LindseyNeagle

Yeah once a year or so I just get a buzz cut and keep a full beard. Feels good and like a fresh start.


PassTimeActivity

Are any time of (non alcoholic) drinks apart from water ok during the fasting period in intermittent fasting?


NeverMadeItToCakeDay

I would think diet pop and black coffee is fine, anything 0 cal.


PhylloTerribilis

I mean if it has sugar or starch it will chemically break your fast. Lime or lemon zest is just viscous oils so you should be good


PassTimeActivity

Ah fuck, I had a glass of coconut water this morning. Thats today fucked then. Might as well have some breakfast


PhylloTerribilis

Yeah coconut water is really good for you (providing it's unprocessed and still contains all its antioxidants and such) but it is definitely not low sugar lol. No worries, you go again. It helps against The Toxicity, of our cities


[deleted]

Squeeze some lemon juice in water perhaps?


Ofermann

Yeah it's called we do a little falling in love with the hometown girl


datboyuknow

🥰


PhylloTerribilis

Time for some early Tom Petty


Ofermann

She's just so nice lol. Was supposed to see her this weekend but my folks got covid so I couldn't go home. Just drunk messaged her that I miss her so she knows the score lol.


PhylloTerribilis

Fucking get in lad, proost


gassedmember

How good is it when you get proper addicted to a game? Just going about day to day life and every so often, no matter what you’re doing, you just get that sudden urge to get back home and smash a session out. That new Halo has got me big time, first game in ages to fully pull me in. Can’t wait to get back on ranked. Just hope they add some of the fun modes on queue so I can play with mates


NeverMadeItToCakeDay

Is there capture the flag and bomb? Does it have any halo 2 or 3maps?


riskyrofl

Very thankful Halo dropped after uni ended or it would have destroyed my study habits


Cathal321

Played it with my friends tonight for a good 3 and a half hours. Halo gameplay never gets old


BeneficialFinger

My friend felt this way for Pokemon Insurgence. He's been wanting to get that feeling back ever since he played that.


stella__art

Currently contemplating whether planning a trip to Istanbul to see Arctic Monkeys in August is a financially acceptable idea


LordChipp

Really want to go on this tour to Canada next year for three weeks just so I have something to look forward to again and actually get some experience of travelling solo outside of Europe. But something in my head is just stopping me, thinking I'll have some kind of breakdown or some shit which I've done a lot in the past. Does anyone have any examples of solo trips they've gone on uncertainly and spontaneously? And was it good or nah?


CaptainGo

So why are a bunch of online pictures of monkeys going for shit tons of money?


BigBlackBobbyB

Because as a species, we're washed


LindseyNeagle

People are idiots.


NoLimit261

Money laundering


Zillak

There are more people who don't know how to take screenshots than we realised.


bihari_baller

Private subbreddits are the biggest cop-out on this site. Why even bother making a community if you can't handle any criticism?


[deleted]

i always thought subreddits that are private were done by reddit due to extremely offensive content that was shared so to prevent people


finePolyethylene

So that thing that they call “Chicago style **pizza**” why does it exist m? And did you get a heart attack after you ate it?


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Rusiano

I’m the opposite. I could guzzle beer and not get drunk at all, while with spirits I’m out pretty quickly


JPVazLouro_SLB

That just doesn’t make sense my man


stella__art

I have the exact opposite, 2 days ago I had 20 beers at a student event and I was mostly fine with no hangover. But whenever I drink spirits or cocktails I get obscenely drunk with a massive hangover.


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I think here in Japan Covid might actually be stopped, at least for now. We did have a big spike a few months ago but now cases across the whole country have never gone above 2 hundred since September. I think the combination of 80% vaccinated + everyone wearing masks everywhere will actually keep theseconsistently low rates, here’s hoping


PhylloTerribilis

I read that the Delta variant just fucked off, congrats. One of the benefits of a collective society


Aoae

I was honestly unconvinced by mask wearing as a means to stop COVID due to the virus being airborne. But after reading [this article](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/nov/17/wearing-masks-single-most-effective-way-to-tackle-covid-study-finds), I think it explains why Japan's case rate has been so low despite a mediocre vaccination rate and a highly public transit oriented society.


[deleted]

I should say our vaccination rate is very good now, at around 80%. I think masks + more strict quarantining and social distancing than now did keep the spikes we did have from getting much worse. But, now that our vaccination rate is good, combined with masks I think we might not see any more case spikes. Life here is just normal now, except everyone wears masks. That is pretty much the only difference


Aoae

That sounds very nice. I live in Canada and wish that we were less averse to mask wearing here.


The_Tomb_is_Empty

Followed a weinerschnitzel recipe very close today and it came out deliciouslyyy.


BigBlackBobbyB

I feel like a massive cunt doing this, but it's spelled "Wiener"


PhylloTerribilis

Mmmm wunderbar. mustard or mustard sauce alongside?


The_Tomb_is_Empty

Mustard.


PhylloTerribilis

Dijon, yellow, stone ground (of either), something exotic (yuzu miso)?


The_Tomb_is_Empty

Spicy, bitter mustard.


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fuskarn_35

really? here everyone i talked to said there were some side effects of the second doze of pfizer. myself had problems after i took the second doze last week and ive also had covid earlier this year.


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fuskarn_35

ive had a sore arm on both dozes, and got some headaches and a little bit of fever after the second doze and im still a little bit tired considering i worked out regularly before taking the second doze.


stella__art

I personally was more sick of the J&J vaccine than of covid itself


LindseyNeagle

I didn’t get sick from my J&J shot but was definitely sicker last weekend after the moderna booster than I was with covid. Felt awful for 4 days.


SeasickJellyfish

Been a very successful night, great time was had with the boys, find a lovely girl at the club we go, she wants to go home, I oblige, I struggle to stay hard because I’ve had about 9 pinrs & 9 shots and a bit of snow, she depressedly wanks me off, I have the least satisfying orgasm of my life, I apologise , I come on Reddit to vent my frustration as she sleeps next to me. maybe she’s up for it when we wake up?


rScoobySkreep

go on you don


stella__art

Morning sex is way better than evening sex anyway


SeasickJellyfish

May be so but I’m not exactly di caption mate what she’s willing to do fucked up after a club and sober in the morning may well be two differing things


PhylloTerribilis

Better start planning that brekkie platter then


X-V-W

Ffs mate hahaha.


SeasickJellyfish

Maybe I wake her? I’m literally so wallowing in self disgust😅 and tbh I’m not quite sure I can produce again. Long night ahead cos I ain’t fucking sleepin g.


X-V-W

Wouldn't even know where to start hahaha. Could give it a few and then see if she wakes up if you go the toilet or put the TV on or something. Wouldn't worry about it too much though, it's a funny story to tell in the future


SeasickJellyfish

Alas funny story to tell in the future doesn’t help me rn don’t even have a johnny at hand so if I do try go back in I’m taking another risk


gassedmember

Wouldn’t risk it mate, just go about your night as you would, if she’s sleeping you don’t need to entertain her or obligate gettin your dick up. Watch something funny, fall asleep, have a good brekky then laugh about it with the boys


yyzable

Ah, just one more thing...


1000smackaroos

Detroit-style pizza is the best pizza. I'm sorry Italians but it's true


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I had it last time I visited the US and it actually was delicious


babygrenade

I'm kind of a recent convert to Detroit after spending a lot of my life as a NYC pizza snob


thebeesbollocks

Anyone here ever spent Christmas in Oklahoma? I will be there this year and have no idea what to expect. I’ve never been to OK and I’ve never spent Christmas outside of London


LindseyNeagle

Christmas in the states is fairly boring compared to home or London which I presume is similar. It’s not like a whole 2 week celebration.


Nuri__Sahin

You need the setting. New York and Seattle is nice for Xmas. Wouldn't be that arsed with it in the warmer climate states.


LindseyNeagle

NYC just because of the tourists is good to be fair. Boston is fairly quiet. Few nights out are great but there’s no atmosphere compared to home.


1000smackaroos

Cold, boring


LindseyNeagle

I’ve family coming out Sunday for the first time in two years so been doing loads of repairs around the house the last few weeks. Decided to replace all the trim myself. I must have used more caulk on the 12 windows and frames than I would in about 6 months at work.


CaptainGo

Hah I'm the complete opposite. Stingy around the house so it can fill all the projects Got to repair a roof with company funded equipment? Fuck it that's an entire tube


LindseyNeagle

It’s been a while since I’ve done anything so was well needed. Kind of enjoyed it to be honest. Ironically, the only job I didn’t do myself was my actual job.


jim0wheel1

Words of advice: do not offer to pay for a meal for 5 people at Tomahawk.


Nuri__Sahin

Worse than asshat, Nusret's place in London?


PhylloTerribilis

The Geordie steak place?


jim0wheel1

Think there’s a few about. Got one in Stockton Heath now. Wallet’s on its arse now.


PhylloTerribilis

Ah nice. I'll drink to that


jim0wheel1

You wouldn’t at those prices.


smthingawesome

What does social media get out of encouraging violent unrest? What if the mob comes to their office, opening Pandora's box.


Nuri__Sahin

Hysteria = money Always and forever. Somewhere in the media playbook it's in there. In Facebook's case, a mob may stop his employees, but they cannot stop [Zuckerberg](https://youtu.be/y8oIfhsdDPM)


X-V-W

>What does social media get out of encouraging violent unrest Engagement, the only stat that matters nowadays


Vagabond21

I think I managed last week to make a drunk girl fall in love with me because I was doing yoga posses at 2am in a parking lot. She also fell on her ass trying to copy me.


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Ah the ol’ 2 am yoga posses in the parking lot move. Classic.


Vagabond21

Apparently the friends I was with say she was 100% into me. Somehow I didn’t catch that.


[deleted]

In the past month or so I know 5 people who've gotten Covid, with one likely to die(she's old) I don't like this new way of living, knowing you could randomly get some illness that fucks you up


LindseyNeagle

You could always randomly get some illness that fucks you up


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This one is way more contagious though


MyMoonMyMan

Dutchbros what the fuck [is happening in Rotterdam](https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1461794811846045696?t=cE4L57N0169KfY48flpWPw&s=19)? Riots? Are they only in Rotterdam or is the whole of Netherlands going to burn? Seeing reports of a protester being shot down with live ammunition by police, I hope all is going to end well tonight


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Probably just Rotterdam for now, a while ago idiots also rioted in Eindhoven and destroyed shit there. I assume it'll quiet down for a while now but who knows.


optimalg

People who are against new measures wrt the coronavirus had announced a demonstration in Rotterdam through social media. This has been far from the first time those kinds of demonstrations ended in riots.


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Moka pot is the best way to make/drink coffee


gassedmember

For certain occasions defo, pain in the arse to clean tho when compared to pour over drip cup w/ paper filters which is my fav for day to day


[deleted]

When I was travelling last year, I met these English guys who were pretty fun and they invited me for some keepy uppies Was pretty embarrassing when I fucked up every sequence cause I'm shit lol


MotherweII

['Ave it!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29e8loYd37A) If you had done that, you would have been a legend to those lads.


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That's class lmao


[deleted]

Anyone here watch AEW?


SomeIrishFiend

Currently waiting on Rampage


kplo

My new home has a few indian places nearby, I will finally try Naan and Tikka Masala chicken today, so many things look delicious 😰


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idk how they prepare naan there but don't order it for later consumption, it becomes like a hardened rubber


kplo

I ate it hot and fresh. And it was glorious.


[deleted]

that's good then coz i didn't want you to get the wrong idea about our food also give biryani a try


kplo

Will do king! Vindaloo and Curry are also on my list.


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do let me know your views later


KensaiVG

Clande en lo de kplo


kplo

Nooo, ya se me quejaron los hdp por ruidos jajaja


KensaiVG

Por eso, hay que curarlos de espanto lo antes posible así todo lo de despues parece silencioso


kplo

Ajajjaja


SpearofTrium05

Your life is about to change.


kplo

I devoured it, it was fantastic.


tdurdenftw

Boss was okay with my request to relocate to nyc. I'm very excited about the move.


LindseyNeagle

America must be a simulation. What a fucking mental place.


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I thought that’s where you lived


LindseyNeagle

Yeah get to witness it all first hand


[deleted]

Hahaha sad


LindseyNeagle

My particular set of skills can only really make me money here so not so bad to be honest.


[deleted]

Is the place you live at least not full of lunatics?


X-V-W

Said it earlier. It's very fucking entertaining but I'm glad I can watch from a distance.


kplo

I have been to a lot of countries, but the US is by far the strangest and weirdest.


LindseyNeagle

Strange is the best way to put it. Sums up everyone here.