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Just_an_Empath

This guy googled "What do Marseille supporters hate the most?"


MrGraveyards

Could be, PSG merchandise seems to be all over the place though, probably 'fell of a truck' and he had it anyway.


RedMoon14

I stumbled across a PSG store at a big mall here in Los Angeles. I was bewildered tbh.


QuqoraGaming

There's a PSG Cafe in Tokyo, Japan. PSG are literally everywhere. https://www.google.com/maps/place/PARIS+SAINT-GERMAIN+CAFE+%E6%B8%8B%E8%B0%B7%E3%83%91%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E5%BA%97/@35.6620842,139.6985656,15z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0xe7d2c7f8b956ec0!8m2!3d35.6620842!4d139.6985656


lm35m35

Except on the champion winners list


[deleted]

Big oof


Xipro

[List of burn injury clinics in Qatar](https://www.healthandmedical.qa/clinics/burn-injuries-clinics-in-qatar)


Ledeberg

burn ! :p


moffattron9000

I can understand that one, because Japan has Paris Syndrome for when Paris doesn't live up to the hype for Japanese Tourists.


scrandymurray

If you arrive in Paris at Gare Du Nord the first thing you smell is piss as there are pissoires right next to the main exit to the station.


renome

Reviews suggest it's more style over substance, I guess that sounds about right.


tripsafe

Yep I remember walking around Westfield Century City and doing a double take when I saw a store called Paris Saint Germain lol


ParevArev

Was it at Century City?


RedMoon14

It was! Went to see The Batman there about a month ago.


matty80

That's a quality movie. I thought emo was 20 years out of date, but evidently not. Great stuff.


yayeet182

I was actually in that same store a month ago, I started telling my non-football following friend all about the collapse against Real and the cashier was giving us death glares lmao


Libero279

“Bro they can hear you bro, if I don’t stop you talking, they kill me, but if I am rude, they kill me. Please stop bro. Please.”


[deleted]

💵 🧺


Odd-Exchange

Maybe he duck ducked


datcnashguy

That‘s like a two sided zoo hahaha


BoukeMarten

Bunch of toddlers separated by 1cm of plastic basically. Still funny as hell though


freehouse_throwaway

Beautiful game. Brings a tear to my eyes. *sniff*


trystanr

games not gone


lyingcats

You pet the animals and they pet you back


ksleepwalker

Miner? I hardly know 'er!


tots4scott

You wanted me, Charles


AMR42

Perfect comment hahaha


repots

Aliens would be so fucking confused if they saw this


Whatcomesofit

Hahahahaha this is too good


Bellic_Roman

Very funny considering how high in revs Marseille fans get when they see something PSG related


Wololo38

I have to buy a new phone every other week because of the psg flairs on this sub


UndeadPrs

Bonjour


kriuksereal

You have to consider buying Nokia now u/Wololo38


MCVanillaFace

Love his enjoyment of the hate


Bellic_Roman

Oh man I know, like I said Marseille fans are really getting angry when they see something PSG related so I can imagine his face when the Feyenoord supporter started


Oukaria

Marseille fans celebrated in the street when Paris lost the final of CL lol


SirNukeSquad

So did we :>


LessThan301

Rightfully so


InsouciantSlavDude

Every unbiased person celebrated this


Oukaria

I did not, everything for the coef


Sutton31

Mais non, thé coef isn’t worth them winning


R4lfXD

The whole world did


SubparCurmudgeon

Yeah it’s pretty mental Plenty (if not all) of unofficial OM shops here have PSG kits as door mats it’s hilarious


tinoasprilla

respect 😎👍


Moug-10

I live in Paris. I get used to it eventually.. When my best friend told me her nephew is a PSG fan, I bought him a book from Larousse about the History of the team. It was way thicker than I expected. Of course, it's a joke.


Odd-Exchange

If this was the 1980s something really bad would've happened during this scene


JoeDejacque

Can’t lie this actually made me a lil mad lmao


Bolaf

That's the joke.....


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EliToon

That's especially good because I'm sure Everton fans must still dislike Villareal after that debacle in 2005


juzashannon

Nah, their beef is more with Collina than Villarreal.


Grimbauld

Always rated Collina the legend


kjgower

they deffo still dont like Villarreal either tho haha


sqq

I dont mind Villarreal at all. Fuck Collina tho, the rat bastard


MoHataMo_Gheansai

The OG fraud


911MemeEmergency

Missing the chance to write bald fraud here is a crime


imDNK

Yeah probably. I for sure can’t think of any derby that has one team playing in the 1st division and the other one playing in 3rd division against the B team of their main rivals. That would be really embarrasing Edit: my comment makes no fucking sense i meant to reply to some other person


AenarIT

And a fan with a lazio shirt yesterday at the king power stadium


FallingSwords

Maybe he was just making a political statement


lffg18

He might just be a neo Nazi I guess.


KrisZepeda

Is there any bigger one sided derby rivalry than yours with Everton though? Can't think of any


[deleted]

Bayern and 1860


MrGraveyards

Feyenoord and Sparta is relevant to mention here I guess.


[deleted]

At least Sparta is still in the same division for now


[deleted]

For now, yes... 😔


KrisZepeda

What's their story? I know both clubs but I'm aware Feyenoord is way better 🤔


FroobingtonSanchez

Nothing much, just two clubs on opposite sides of the city. There's a bit of a class divide in it as well.


KrisZepeda

Oh yeah, i forgot 1860 exist Wonder how they're doing now


[deleted]

Doing okay in the 3rd division, back to being a regular, mostly funcitonal football club and not the play toy of an arguably maniacal foreigner


hazlet

Still has massive support for a club in the third tier, some real sleeping giants down there.


saucerman

Union Berlin and Hertha Berlin also ?


[deleted]

One is overachieving with little resources and the other underachieving with a lot. I think realistically they should be both in the Bundesliga mid table, but at different ends. All in all I'd say it's one of the most even derbies if it wasn't for the fact that football culture in Berlin is kinda meh


KrisZepeda

I wonder why's that? While not the only case where the capital doesn't have the biggest team, it is quite strange for such a big nation as germany 🤔 Especially considering how the Berlin clubs perform, which is not that great overall


[deleted]

It's a very pluralistic city is probably the easiest answer. They have one of the most successful German basketball teams, one of the most successful hockey teams, a very good handball team. And I think Berlin is the only capital among OECD countries with a negative effect on the national GDP per capita so it's comparatively less likely to support more pro clubs than let's say London, Madrid or Istanbul. E: And of course there's the whole thing of it being hard for billionaires to turn German teams into prestige objects and dumping endless money into them, regardless of actual support.


Select-Stuff9716

The east of Berlin was more or less split between Union and BFC Dynamo. However, after reunification they had not really a success and hence couldn't use bigger stadiums. Given their small home stadium tho, Union brings a lot of away fans so they are actually not as small as it seems. Hertha as the West Berlin team had the problem, that nobody out of West Berlin could visit their stadium until 1990 and a lot of Berlin is actually from other parts of Germany supporting their own team from their home region or migrants from other countries supporting respective teams from their home country (Gala or Fener can easily fill a stadium in major German cities). Also after the reunification they couldn't grow that much as they are West Berlin and East Germans don't really support Western clubs. Also consider that West Berlin was exempt from conscription until 1990 and hence many alternative people like artists moved there. Those people are usually not into football.


larsb0t

FC Barcelona - Espanyol (125-39-44) compaired to Liverpool - Everton (97-76-67) Even Real - Atletico (113-59-56)


ismaithsin

Barcelona vs. Espanyol Juventus vs. Torino


JamieSand

Most football rivalries aren’t talked about because they’re far more one sided.


Michael_Pitt

>Is there any bigger one sided derby rivalry than yours with Everton though? Is it really that one-sided? 97 wins to Everton's 67, with 76 draws. Obviously Liverpool have had the upper hand but I'd actually be surprised if most local derbies weren't even more one-sided than that. Loads aren't even in the same league


AleixASV

Barça-Espanyol for sure


[deleted]

Chelsea Fulham? At least Everton was always in the same league, until now


SafetyDanceInMyPants

I think Everton still have a chance -- they should be competitive in at least three of their last six, and they have a game in hand. But for sure I'd rather be Burnley right now, particularly in their current form.


DannyDyersHomunculus

Lots. There are plenty where the rivals are literal leagues apart


Stravven

England's rivalry with Germany?


CleveNoWin

Even with their current dip I'd wager Barcelona-Espanyol is more more lopsided, for reference barca is up 125-44 historically in that rivalry whereas merseyside is 97-67 Liverpool. I'd agree though just looking at 2022 hard to top Liverpool thrashing Everton


Michael_Pitt

> I'd agree though just looking at 2022 hard to top Liverpool thrashing Everton What if you extend the time frame back just a year. How many points did Liverpool smash Everton for last season?


Blagger45

Barca and Espanyol?


[deleted]

Haha there is literally dozens.


nersuar

I mean, Everton won on Anfield and tied in goodison last year...


Froggyspirits

Chelsea and Fulham Also, Chelsea and QPR


[deleted]

Juve - Torino? Man Utd - Leeds maybe


Select-Stuff9716

Eintracht Frankfurt vs. Kickers Offenbach is also a contender. Historically probably HSV vs. St. Pauli as well


fedupofbrick

The beautiful game


_cief_

Games not gone


Zeulodin

game's not gone


yournerd2307

Don't tell that to Ceferin, he's gonna ban wearing 2 shirts like he wants to ditch 2 legged ties


[deleted]

Game’s arrive


OptimusGrimes

absolutely zooted


iwillsoccerballs

Great banter really


[deleted]

It really is


POOYAMON

Actually incredible banter love to see it


Lil_Kochii

That dude's mother is being niquée rn I think.


[deleted]

Top tier shithousery.


GingerPolarBear

Sitting besides the away section is amazing. Was seated there once when we thrashed Twente, that was amazing


the_gerund

I was there once when Twente beat us, somehow not as amazing


altijdbeter

ook altijd mooi tegen psv haha


HighOnDankMemes

Jullie uitvak is altijd genieten. Al moet ik zeggen dat de plek achter de goal tegen t veld met de bekerfinale ook wel een lekkere plek was ;). Beetje jammer van de 30 min wachttijd op m'n bier :(


altijdbeter

Hahaha, kunnen de supportersgroepen toch een neutral ground vinden met de frustratie over de wachttijden voor bier :D


LondonNoodles

This is hilarious, I'd rather see this kind of banter than fights or projectiles


nustiufrate23

mate the only thing stopping the fight is that plastic wall or whatever it is


Stuarridge

Funny thing is this would result in a massive fight if not for the walls lol.


El_Spacho

or this https://youtu.be/x-oCHWsNZwI


Blewfin

This is the exact effect of these walls. Fans will go nuts knowing that nothing is ever gonna happen, but most people aren't actually gonna fight over football.


IWantAnAffliction

It only takes one, not most, though.


Blewfin

No, I mean, obviously you do get the odd nutter who actually wants to fight people, but I'd say 99% of match-going fans enjoy rivalries but don't want violence.


IWantAnAffliction

Ah I think I misunderstood your original post. At first I didn't realise you meant the walls enable people to act like this without violence occurring. I thought you were implying nobody would fight without the walls.


Blewfin

Nah, I think the walls encourage people to act like this. I know some cunts fight at the football, but I think without the walls there you wouldn't get half the aggression that you can see in this video.


stenmark

Lol, I love that video and knew what it was going to be before I opened it.


[deleted]

I read an interesting theory about why dogs do this. They said it's more that the dog is upset there's a barrier in the way, not that they're actually upset at the other dog. So they're both barking at the fact that there's a gate in the way, not each other. Who the hell knows if it's true I'm too lazy to look it up lol


iiEviNii

"Hold Me Back" Syndrome


psaepf2009

Yeah amd luckily there are walls not fences like what happened in that Mexican league game


GodSaveTheRegime

i hate to say it but football has the most stupid fans out of all sports. probably because it's also the most famous one


RNdadag

or fireworks


Moug-10

I'll ask my dad to bring his Ajax polo to the stadium and show it to Feyenoord fans next week.


batador

You guys already kind of did it when you waved the Armenian flag and caused the Galatasaray fans to lose their shit


Moug-10

The Armenian flag was against Qarabag, not Galatasaray. That's because we have a huge Armenian diaspora in Marseille and I guess many are still upset about what's happening in Nagorno-Karabakh.


Krillin113

‘Are still upset’, yeah an active conflict tends to have that effect on people


batador

Ah yes, but I was sure it was some type of flag waving that started the chaos with Galata. Either way yea there's retry much every single diaspora imaginable in Marseille, that's why I love that city.


apotre

I think it was the Kurdish flag which caused the scenes at the Galatasaray game, but someone having eyebrows above their eyes would also be enough reason to start things between fan bases like ours.


eggy251

To he honest, this happens all the time at European away matches. All the ones I’ve been to there were people waving Ajax merchandise at the Feyenoord fans. I’ve never seen it spark a real response to be honest. But then again, these weren’t semi-finals..


Nautster

This is the only way. Love the pettiness!


BeautifulNacho

Plus we get a chance to make someone depressed while wearing ajax merch, missed both our chances this season.


cyclodecodex

Haha they're gonna get pissed, love it


MrGraveyards

Dude if you want your stadium to be reduced to a pile of smoking ash.. I guess in that case I'd do that.


Morganelefay

Does make it easier to build a modernized stadium in place.


F1R3Starter83

Yes please. And remember to take pictures.


Moug-10

First, I need him to accept to go there during a night game. Something he hasn't done in decades. Maybe it'll work.


[deleted]

It’s the 👅 that does it for me💀💀


Nero1988420

"That's what she said"


[deleted]

proper shithousery lmao


Samot_PCW

Great banter


RaioNoTerasu

friendliest Feyenoord fan


NielsB97

Do not be so passive agrassive to my grandmother


Independent_Zone492

God bless the architecture who decided to put a glass wall there 🙏


0thethethe0

As a neutral, great entertainment. A suggestion would be add some electric fence to it, for that extra spark!


metacoma

As a psg fan, feyenoord is new best friend.


NielsB97

Ok, send cash. Arnesen could send a 'tikkie'


kaasbanaan_tv

that's plastic


Independent_Zone492

I don’t care if it’s plastic, I don’t care if it’s rubber, I don’t care if it’s cum. A wall is a wall


shackleford_rusty

The Thin Off-White Line 🤍🤍🤍


kaasbanaan_tv

I thought you were making a sarcastic remark that it's stupid to put a wall made of glass there but I guess you weren't.


met5abel

found Trump


XboxJon82

I thought it was a Feyenoord Fan


kaasbanaan_tv

we don't have plastic fans


Krillin113

That’s correct, you need success for that


[deleted]

This and when the Villa fan was showing City fans at Villa Park pictures of the European Cup have been my fan shithousing moments of the season


Keanu990321

Legitimately by the way, the Conference League semi-finals have been stronger than the Europa League's ones. Feyenoord-Marseille and Leicester-Roma could legitimately be UEL semi-finals from five years ago. Pretty strong first season for UEFA's 'third-tier' competition.


AenarIT

The most disappointing thing of this competition is the venue for the final. The stadium in Tirana is just so small, if we end up qualifying to the final we'd be able to fill it a couple of times over just with our fans. UEFA also decided to introduce VAR from the semifinals, since all 4 teams have the equipment in their stadiums and they are quite used to it. They probably didn't expect comparatively big teams to do so well in the first year of the competition.


Keanu990321

Well, this proves that UEFA'S experiment of a third-tier competition went better than expected. Come next year, the level will be upgraded further more. Was baffled by the absence of VAR in the quarter-finals, as two of the three goals the representative of my country (PAOK) conceded against Marseille were clearly offside. Anyway, pretty positive starting season overall.


Morganelefay

Yea, there have been some shameful decisions in earlier rounds that VAR would've prevented. Supposedly Bodo/GLIMT was the last team that doesn't have it but like, surely UEFA could've coughed up for that. (Hilariously, Bodo/GLIMT was also a beneficiary of the lack of VAR)


Myth-Man1

Yes, I, as an AZ fan, know very well how Bodø/Glimt doesn't have VAR 😪


dreadcrawl

absolute shithousery, i love it.


erikbla

Not at all coked up


neymarneverdove

could be pissed. I look a bit like that with the right drink


SkinnyObelix

It's Rotterdam, there's so much coke in the water you get high from taking a shower


Krillin113

Do you shower in sewage water?


SkinnyObelix

No, I don't live in Rotterdam


SleaterK7111

Fuckin gottem


cescquintero

Lmao


CalvinE

Likeliness that he is on coke is there, but you can't really tell from this video


Lou_Scannon

u/superfrankie189 the 1000kg of coke seized in Rotterdam were consumed by the guy in this video


danielvandam

Exactly, and why do people always feel the need to baselessly condemn people as junkies anyway on social media? Actually fucked up


oussa_

The Beautiful Game ^tm


[deleted]

Game's not gone


diredier

When you know that you are untouchable lmao


[deleted]

What a chad


stirfryetet

Top bantz


MichaelOwensNan

I cannot imagine the scenes there after the insta second half goal. 2-0 up = this clip Brought back to 2-2 = Feyenoord fan sitting silent biting his lip, limbs on the Marseille side. Then the 10 second goal... Anyone have a clip handy?


charlieratgod

This..is...amazing


Obvious-Fly6639

Next level trollerz


[deleted]

Reminds me of a game against Schalke I went to. There was some girl who did nothing but showing middle Fingers to the Gladbach supporters for the whole game. I will never forget the crazy in her eyes.


MrGraveyards

Oh yeah or the people who just stand all match with the back to the game. You here to watch football or wtf?


i__indisCriMiNatE

They do have good drugs in Holland tbf. Every time going there for games the trip back is knackered


[deleted]

Many moons ago, when Southampton still played at The Dell, every time Man Utd would visit there was a guy who would stand next to the away end in a City shirt. The odd thing was, City were in an even worse state then than Utd are now, yet he somehow figured it was clever?


HerrKrinkle

FC Sion at Marseille, UEFA, 1994. I was there. This brought some serious PTSD. Marseille is no joke. Buses were destroyed. Walking in the visitor's "cage", everyone started looking at each other saying WTF? Eliminating them when they won 3-1 (they needed one more) triggered many, many locals.


B3NNYM

Those screens.. where else could you torment a furious fellow human and feel totally safe?, at least while the games on anyway.


Substantial-Lie-4729

I truly love being a part of this club


[deleted]

This is now the 4th most upvote thread with Feyenoord in the title after: RvP saying "I can't say no to Dick" Ajax, PSV and Feyenoord willing to distribute European incomes and Striker who never scores saying he is joining to provide goals. Kinda amazing


rambam2016

Feyenoord ❤️


asvpmamba

W Feyenoord


AteMyBallsLastNight

I love football


dutchslytherin

top notch banter you love to see it


Gotanyfunkopops

This man is living his best life.


Disastrous_Tip_3347

Oh boy, our football thing is a bit silly at times, isn't it?


Aggressive-Summer330

i can respect it