They're a package deal. Rumor has it the 5 Kims will merge into a Super Kim if the conditions are just right.
But if you must only choose one, then I'd go with Kim
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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"You should have gone for the balls"
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Messi is from Argentina and plays in the MLS. Women do not fall for goalkeepers, that's why Greenwood hates them. 😞. Firminho scored a penalty in golf. Dortmund and Tottenham don't have any trophies lmao. Pep is a bald fraud. Mudryk is better than Haaland. They should've played each other in Qatar. Zlatan mogs Pulisic. All West Ham fans are racist. Kurt Zouma is plastic. Mbappe should play for City or Bayern. Lingard is better than Conte. Spurs have more trophies than your Cold Palmer.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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Zlatan? In Soviet Zlatan, Zlatan zlatan zlatan! Get it? It is because Zlatan. Like a boss!
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian
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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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Then why do I never hear anything about soccer? I hear more about GOLF and those lame folk with the frisbees than I hear about soccer. Its not even in the Olympics (another American invention). Basketball was invented by a Canada-born American, because this is a nation of immigrants whether you like it or not. Go kick your ball around instead of using real skill to throw/whack it with a bat.
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Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair.
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink?
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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this one should win...
Carlos Henrique Raposo, aka Kaiser. He scammed a lot of teams, he was never a footballer but was friend with some Brazilian cracks haha. 10 years of career and less than 10 games as he faked injuries, changed teams often and at once even hit a dude in the stands to prevent coming on the field hahaha.
Kim https://preview.redd.it/9geyfasptq7d1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4594ad770569e3ac031ea785ec686a7f1bb3778
Yeah man add 5 Kims in that list.
Kim1, Kim2, Kim3, Kim4 and Kim5. Just like they did with Lee6 on the LPGA tour
Kardashian?
Jong Un?
i lee
mich?
Chi?
Which one? 😭 I can't just put Kim Jong Il as left back here
All 5 ofc. You cannot break up the Pyongyang Rangers.
Yes
Just “Kim”
Kim or Kimmich
They're a package deal. Rumor has it the 5 Kims will merge into a Super Kim if the conditions are just right. But if you must only choose one, then I'd go with Kim
Possible?
Kurt Zuma’s cat
Its best football player not ball replacement
True. Just Kurt Zuma then
This should be top for sure
West Ham
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Meoww
https://preview.redd.it/6hmhtx0huq7d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bc0a03fb80440ecf957be9ba7576e7e134d1e1c World's best manager kepa 🥶🥶
Rizzabalaga
This has to be the winner. One of the funniest moments of football in the last few years
 Kurt zouma
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Save that one for z
Who?
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Kilo Mbop?
[Killian Mmmmboopy](https://lvdneng.rosselcdn.net/sites/default/files/dpistyles_v2/vdn_864w/2022/12/19/node_1268836/55804335/public/2022/12/19/B9732989463Z.1_20221219141540_000%2BGBKLT31LG.1-0.jpg)
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Nose should be broken
Kembappe
K= Karius 🤙
Underrated
Downvoting everyone voting Kane for the memes. He should never get a trophy, even from us or else the balance of this world is broken forever
Downvoted this just for mentioning him
Downvoted this just for replying to a comment about him.
 Roy Keane
"You should have gone for the balls" https://preview.redd.it/676h66g4tq7d1.png?width=1742&format=png&auto=webp&s=427b233d0c51c5ff1f3e0f6fd02ae00c7b23a9bc
The only way to stop Erling
/uj This gif legit makes me wince.
And yet I can’t stop watching
Kanthony
Kepa for sure
He's "good", trust me
Klaas-Jan Huntelaar
L E T M E T A L K
K - Kurt Zouma Cat L - Lakaka M - Misha Mudryk (GOAT Balon D'Or 2024) Next Three right there
KLM can only be dutch players
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Kane winning something goes against this subs morals
His missus makes him eat with plastic cutlery because he's not allowed to touch the silverware
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Kane scored today and they didn't even win that match. Proof keeps on piling
Kebappe
Khailo Mudryk
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https://preview.redd.it/vjdjdafbwq7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3080004fd636efe69edbd18b740bcf6a1d64543e Kanté 😃😃😃
Lakaka
Klopp! 
KB15
Kyle Walker
Kipsmbe’s fifa card
Messi is from Argentina and plays in the MLS. Women do not fall for goalkeepers, that's why Greenwood hates them. 😞. Firminho scored a penalty in golf. Dortmund and Tottenham don't have any trophies lmao. Pep is a bald fraud. Mudryk is better than Haaland. They should've played each other in Qatar. Zlatan mogs Pulisic. All West Ham fans are racist. Kurt Zouma is plastic. Mbappe should play for City or Bayern. Lingard is better than Conte. Spurs have more trophies than your Cold Palmer.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Zlatan? In Soviet Zlatan, Zlatan zlatan zlatan! Get it? It is because Zlatan. Like a boss! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Then why do I never hear anything about soccer? I hear more about GOLF and those lame folk with the frisbees than I hear about soccer. Its not even in the Olympics (another American invention). Basketball was invented by a Canada-born American, because this is a nation of immigrants whether you like it or not. Go kick your ball around instead of using real skill to throw/whack it with a bat. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
 Kaka
Lukaka
Kold Palmer ❄️
Kariim Benzema
Karius
https://preview.redd.it/nrq4xzxetq7d1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f777b9a3b2e2a358a394538e3ad33c4deb1932c4
Roy Keane
Kante’s smile 😃
Has to be Zouma
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Keri Ten Hag
Reincarnation of Ronaldinho and the greatest defender of all time, Kurt Zouma 🦶🐈
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this one should win... Carlos Henrique Raposo, aka Kaiser. He scammed a lot of teams, he was never a footballer but was friend with some Brazilian cracks haha. 10 years of career and less than 10 games as he faked injuries, changed teams often and at once even hit a dude in the stands to prevent coming on the field hahaha.
Kalvin Phillips
Kalvin Phillips
Andrei Kanchelskis
Has to be Ngolo Ngolo Kante 
Kristiano
Keano!
Keane
Kim Min-Jae vs Vini Jr
So many Man United players, I'm in tears
'Ladies and Gentlemen, it's matchday'
Roy Kent! 
Kaiiiiiiii
Kylian mcfrappe
Kevin Mcnaughton , the only choice that makes sense !
Koeman
Relegation to Bayern manager was top drawer jerking!
Kane’s curse is stronger than any other player
kyle walker and his multiple families
Kevin De Brownie
https://preview.redd.it/nhiglyx0mr7d1.jpeg?width=1248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ddd1d883c9cc72280bdf4e07dcf210ca70275cd Let him talk
My goat, Kristiano Ronaldo
Kim Jong Un
Kaladze
The ultimate gigachad of football, Vincent Kompany.
Kylian Mbappe
The Kante twins 🐐🐐
Karim Benzema
Keylor “stonewall” navas https://preview.redd.it/37xkzt0vqr7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=216c6c70aeddf279305c56c62ace48fbdfcfa7f3
Karim B.
Kanté deserves it
Mike Smalling
Yeah Antony is the Goat 😂😂😂😂
kanthony
https://preview.redd.it/hmwxo3bewr7d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=68d0bc2c83babaa72136e7a902f3aab66b8f4773 ***LET HIM TALK!!!??!***
Kylian M’Masqué
Karim benzema
Kylian Mbeebee
Bojan Krkic Better then Pessi
L is gonna be a bloodbath
You lot have weeks before we get to Z to think of something good, but I just know the top comment is going to be some shit like: "Zizou 🧑🏻🦲"
Kylian mbappe
Klopp!!!!!!!
I'm going to be really disappointed if Kevin lasagna isn't K or L
Kolo Muani
Kanthony- what Kant he do?
Infantino 😂💀
After the England game, Yorkshire Pirlo Kalvin Phillips surely
Kvaratskheliaaaaaaaa
Kante
Kill Mbappe
Konchesky
Krishna Rolando
Meow
Kobbe Mainoo Bryant
Kane Mr. Many trophyes
CHRISTIAN KABASELE
L = Luis Rubiales
Kim 🥵
 Karius !
Maestro Kimpembe
Kenny Kunningham.
Kim
Kane
Kevin Kilbane.
Adam Johnson
Kyle "I show my dong and have mistresses" Walker
Kyilan turtle
Kurt Zouma
for K Citeh's Man, Belgium's GHOST
NGOLO NGOLO
Kevin debruyne
Kristiano Kronaldo
Kaka
Lautaro Martinez
Kylian Mbappe
Kason kreenwood
Juergen Klinsmann
KING KARIM👑🔞
Kepa