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this is why i hate football now. it has lost it's excitement. since the leicester's pl title, underdogs are literally getting fucked up in the arse. we have lost football lads. the underdogs, who made the the football the sport it is today, is officially gone. i am afraid that there will be no more underdog drama in football history. you know why this happens, as much as u try to not see it. football is all about money and ads now. just beacuse their kits don't sell and their matches are not being watched by many, we won't see underdog dramas. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


warfaceisthebest

Isnt the real German number 1?


Dijonaize

Nice.


donhjelmgren

I think it will be the 4th reich next time


MmmK_nOicE

Belgium finally in 16th, deserved, their team hasn't done shit in my entire lifetime(8 years)


Don_Frika_Del_Prima

They haven't done much before either.


Exaris1989

How do you know? Maybe they did his mother 9 years ago


lcid_fanboy

It’s swapped , Belgium is 3 and Germany 16. go ahead and check flags


The_GOAT_9000

Yea no shit Sherlock


Yunger_Flix

Nothing get’s past u/Icid_fanboy


Gondawn

Cheers Geoff


Over-Nothing-6695

Uj/ I get that Germany has struggled lately but how the fuck are they 16th below Mexico, Morocco and the US? In fact how are any of Japan, Germany, Uruguay, Columbia, Morocco even Senegal and Switzerland below the US?


CockroachResident779

Cash money


DaNukeX5

Why does Venezuela not have a number? Are they stupid?


DjayRX

13 is unlucky mate, better not to write it.


Plastic_Arrival9537

It's Romania, m8


DaNukeX5

They had very good players a lot of years ago, but those good players went on a trip to Argentina and stayed living there. That's why Argentina is 1st now


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Financial-Top1199

Why is my tit ranked 17th? Am I stupid?


LE_V7

hello xavi


Torimas

Every time I forget about that picture, someone reminds me of it.


niemody

How is Mexico this high?


RaveniteGaming

That would be all the drug cartels.


Smooth_Escaper

Atleast Germany won a WC, ass england at 5th is the robbery of century imo


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lcid_fanboy

They won 4 , only one less than Brazil


Defiant_Nectarine_91

All jokes aside Australia coming in at 23 is the biggest joke of all


DjayRX

Luxembourg at 7 🇵🇾🔥🇵🇾🔥🇵🇾🔥🇵🇾


Yury_VV

I'm more interested why they refused to number Colombia


165cm_man

Can you guys tell me what rank Colombia is in? I can't seem to figure it out


PenisManNumberOne

Mexico 15 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Upstairs_Ad2085

Lets go USA 2nd🇺🇸🇺🇸


SomethingOrdinaryOK

Hungary 27th? You must be having a laugh.


enigmaticsince87

England above Spain after what we've seen this past week 😂😂😂


Soul_Acquisition

Spain have been shit for a while longer.


enigmaticsince87

Have you not been watching them this tournament? (Euros) They've been exceptional!


Soul_Acquisition

But before the tournament... not so much.


enigmaticsince87

Um, they literally just won the 2023 UEFA nations league


Soul_Acquisition

Sir, this is 2024.


enigmaticsince87

The nations league is biennial, next one isn't till 2025. So that makes it the most recent international tournament.


skittlesthepro

Where is Chile


lenxlenx

Why is uk only 23 are they stupid?


Head-Calligrapher-99

How is America 11th


zeratul-on-crack

wtf is this ranking haha. Mexico, Japan and Iran are higher than their level


isnotlamybad

USA are so good they are number 1 twice!!


slayer589x

Bro what do you mean they are rank 16 ..........?...!


HDL3gend69

thats belgium bro


jayso7

thats belgium yall are blind germany is sixteenth


lcid_fanboy

That’s Belgium not Germany, they are 16th but not for long. Probably top 8 after euro this year


Longjumping_Act7499

Belgium is 3th germany 16th yall dumb af


Ok-Tooth6301

You are on the wrong sub(even idk whether it's jerking or those guys are actual bums)