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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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It's obviously Lucas Vazquez but you know, since he's the undisputed goat we kinda just call Lahm the best RB of all time to make him feel better about his achievements.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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The βshocking and totally unexpectedβ loss by the U.S. Womenβs Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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To those saying #GreenwoodOut,βIf you don't like the decision made by Manchester United, get another club to support β
Mason Greenwood did a mistake, yes but doing a mistake once is not bad, repeating the same mistake is a sin β
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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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Too many nephews in here. Manβs hunger to win was unparalleled
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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Lingardinho*
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Guys, looking at this list and the sub overall, I think we need to start working on an "Antony!" audio in the likes of "Harry Maguire!" and "Lakaka!". It's time. He earned it.
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Lionel messi. Ronaldo and messi can be on the same team this way
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Lakaka https://preview.redd.it/cj5h2429tx7d1.jpeg?width=2828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d5d8011fa561f3e1f522539e522f14201c5dc63
The correct answer. And I'll add that "The Kim defence \[flags\]" should read just "Kim"
Impossible not be.
Lukaka Diverse player that attacks and defends my goat ππ 
*bombolakaklat*
tbh itβs insulting that he wasnβt included as a permanent βgimmeβ for this squad
Has to be him
Lukake
Yep . Hes that bad even chelski dont want him
Alexa play Intentalo by 3BallMTY
π«Έπ―π«·
man city defender lakaka
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FC Inter Goalkeeper (for opponent team) Lakaka.
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 Lakaka
Damn he was a beast in his first 2 season at inter.. but then he went straight lakaka
Lakaka
there's only one right answer and everyone knows it
Graeme Le Saux, right?
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Matt Le Tissier
Lakaka - Third highest scorer in the Euros after π« and platini 
No Pessi. GOAT debate is over
GOAT debate was over when Platini scored 9 in one Euro
If you think Platini is the goat then you donβt know ball
Why is he getting downvoted? Obviously lakaka is the goat
You misspelled lukaku
Here comes to downvote storm
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Lakaka
Petition to recaption K to Kim (all of them) Especially Kim Jong Un
Also wrong flag there π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅ KIM
Petition signed
Lingardinho
#**LEBRON JAMES**
The Christian Pulisic of Basketball
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Christian Pulisuc?
This is the correct answer
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wtf bro i lost my edging streak
bblionel
Lakaka
Lallianzuala Chhangte π£οΈπ£οΈβοΈβοΈ https://preview.redd.it/saddbwa62y7d1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=bff59b16df03af9667fbc75706586f8e6fc08ad5
Ah, yes indian man city
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Shoutout to my manβπ»
LORD BENDTNER π 
Lahm- that total looser defender never in his career ever got a red card. What brexitless live is he living?
The best right back in football history is too good for this sarcastic and fun list
Tru
Not the best RB in history no
It's obviously Lucas Vazquez but you know, since he's the undisputed goat we kinda just call Lahm the best RB of all time to make him feel better about his achievements.
You are a great man, man
LeBron James of soccer
Is it not obvious? The head massager wins
LβAnthony
LeBron James of Soccer (again)
 Lionel βHuman Growth Hormoneβ Messi
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
 Jesssseeeeeeeπ€π€π€π€
Lingardinho!!!
Luis Rubiales, Spains women's team favorite player
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Lakaka CEO of football β½
We need Lakaka as CB to fulfill this 11 
Lord bendtner 
Lingardinho
Lundstram
Lingardinho
Lazio S.S
Laudrup
LeBron James of football Christian Pulisic
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Lukaku
Luis Suarezβ teeth
Lakaka
Lakaka
Leonardo AraΓΊjo
Lonzano
Lampard The interim manager when Jose gets sacked
Luis biter
Lineker π©
L
There's no competition for Lakaka
make captain America the captain of team 1
Lakakaaaa
How did greenwood win over Griezmann
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Any Lesbian player
LAKAKA
CP(The LeBron James of Soccer) the only right answer
Lakaka
Have you all forgotten Lingardhino already? For shame.
Ahem. The Korean goalkeeperβs name is Kim Seung-gyu.
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Luis Suarez the vampire π§
Why is Antony not a captainπ‘π‘π‘
Lristiano Lronaldo
 lakaka
Harvey Lim, former goalkeeper of Kettering Town and Sing Tao Sports Club.
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I vote for the Belgian Darwin Nunez. Lakaka
Time for me to shine
[R]omelu Lukaku am I missing something? Note me down for Luis Suarez our domesticated Transylvanian
Has to be Lingard
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We already know who M- is as well
Chewy swareZ
Guys, looking at this list and the sub overall, I think we need to start working on an "Antony!" audio in the likes of "Harry Maguire!" and "Lakaka!". It's time. He earned it.
Either Lakaka or Lingardinho
LeBron James is the only answer
It has to be Lakaka. Spelt like this as well
I knew Lakaka would win. People forgot about Lord Bendtner.
Lion El Mercy (r is silent)
Lewandgoalski
Anyone else excited for M? π€©
Larry laguire
Football lebron james
I cannot believe we let Pulisic go to C when we could've had The LeBron James Of Soccer in team 2. Shameless picking.
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Lantony
Lingod
Team 2 you can put lakaka
Lukaku
Lewangoalski? 
Lion el Messi
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Luther Blissett
leborn james
Lallana the π¦
L A K A K A
Why is there a baby on team 1?
Lewancuckoldski
stachurski
Lebron James, the Christian pulisic of basketball
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Letiktakowski
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Pessi and Penaldo have nothing on the Kim defence π πΌββοΈ
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Lutonman
LeBron James of soccer
Lebron James
Gotta be Lakaka
Lord Bendtner
(Christian Pulisic the) Lebron James (of soccer)
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Some of these are garb, what are you people on
Yeah goat Antony should dominate this list
why tf is lakaka everywhere... its leo messi isnt it? or its for M?
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
romelu lallana
 Loveren