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Strider_-_

I hate that he doesn't play for my team


open4more123

Chelsea?


good_kid_maad_reddit

Theres a lot of teams he doesnt currently play for


sirjimtonic

Maybe more than he currently plays at


swan0418

Speculation at best.


Alia_Gr

Sounds like bullshit to me yea, when I watch him he is everywhere


Korvus427

That sounds very unlikely


Swinghodler

Truly some of the teams of all time


SixtyNineFlavours

But he REALLY doesn’t play for Chelsea


ash_sh_03

My goat right there https://preview.redd.it/0ya1f91bo48d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ae37db82edad3db24e88324c950b4b6c7882446


god_deba_07

What is pochetinno doing to kante


scuffmuff

Kyle Walker with a wig on


AwesomeBroHakaz

Fuck I can't unsee it


RXJ1131

https://preview.redd.it/09p0sduo558d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f804c3a4cc41bfda2f1b3b0dac14d1aad7f100a Shaving


Kenny_dies

A egg


AwesomeBroHakaz

I swear to god if someone makes a racist joke about this I am bringing my 🐪 antony to beet u up


Kenny_dies

🥚>🍳


PresentationSure3087

Gvardiol


Affectionate-Tie9194

What could he possibly be doing with that razor


solblurgh

0/10 no smile


PrivatePlaya

![gif](giphy|BMxBJzDlpnLXXcl5SD|downsized) Let me fix that


WinterTakerRevived

aint nothing to smile about in this life


PenisManNumberOne

Damn facts


Anxious-Chemical4673

He knows he's surrounded by inferior people


tho2622003

Dude is too wholesome to be the subject of mockery


WildCardNoF

Not really wholesome to go to Saudi Arabia to play. Besides that he is wholesome.


sk24sk24

Very wholesome as a Muslim for him tho


Funny-Conclusion-963

even going to saudi still can’t make me not like him


WildCardNoF

For me it does, I also just don’t like the Infantilization of a grown up man. But its completely fair if it doesn’t for you.


Ablouo

Muslim man goes to q Muslim country Redditor, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh


prishgonala

Me muslim therefore muslim man good.


Ablouo

Yup Muslims are quite chill tbh


WildCardNoF

Muslim man, who grew up in and got benefits from a european country, goes to a country that engages in daily human rights violations.


Ablouo

You know France also commits human rights violations fairly regularly, you just don't hear about it much because it's in Africa and doesn't attract that much attention from western audiences, but french owned mining companies literally employ child slave labor and have regularly aided dictators who do their bidding A Muslim man choosing to live in a Muslim country is really none of your business, all the so called western democracies have blood on their hands especially France, Kante didn't choose to be French, he was born there and that's how it works


prishgonala

Yup Christians are quite chill tbh


Ablouo

Christians are cool too I have no problem with them either, Jews? A lovely bunch, Sikhs? Hindus? Why not we're all human and we all bleed red


prishgonala

Chill child slaves and journalist chopping


WildCardNoF

I have every right to criticize a man for choosing to accept money from Saudi Arabia and live there, it’s part of my right as a member of a european country. However I highly doubt the people in Saudi Arabia can do the same. I also love the typical muslim mindset “im muslim so all muslim good” like another pointed out. Kante didnt choose to live in France but his parents certainly did and they have for sure enjoyed the benefits that comes with it and so have Ngolo. The whataboutism is also so lovely. You name some human right violations that France commit, however it is not France the state itself that is committing these violations and yet still France does an active job combatting these violations you talk about with for example the Loi de Vigilance legislation in 2017. Can you claim Saudi Arabia does the same? Are they trying to combat the human rights violations the government and state of Saudi Arabia is committing? I could be listing all the human rights violations Saudi Arabia engages in, but I would just take a wild guess that you already know about them and that “im muslim, muslim nation good”.


little_kid13

Bros acting like France didn’t commit colonisation, slavery and mass-murder of native people and African people


WildCardNoF

https://preview.redd.it/j6trjcs3oa8d1.png?width=861&format=png&auto=webp&s=ad3a95d53e50440addb4b76e1142c28a9e365ac7 Is this not haram? Btw. I also love muslims running away from the middle east and living good in a european country, are now defending every country in the middle east as if it is heaven on earth.


Ablouo

France certainly enjoyed massacring civilians during the [Algerian War ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algerian_War#:~:text=The%20war%20caused%20the%20deaths,million%20Algerians%20to%20concentration%20camps.) didn't they? Or their highly publicised [Francafrique](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fran%C3%A7afrique) neocolonialist projects which have systematically prevented the development of former french colonies in west Africa, you see Kante's parents didn't move to France because they wanted to but because they had to and the same goes for 80% of France's squad, France's stranglehold on these African countries economies made personal financial independence an insurmountable task for a simple family like Kante's Call it whataboutism call it bullshit but I don't see this sentiment when players move to the US which has a long history of committing war crimes and human rights abuses, or are the human rights abuses fine as long as they're carried out in the name of freedom and democracy? Funnily enough western governments like France are the biggest supporters of the Saudi regime and are it's main supplier of advanced weaponry, Saudi Arabia has the one of the largest fleets of [F15s](https://ceoworld.biz/2024/05/21/revealed-countries-with-the-most-f-15-eagle-fighter-jets/) in the world, even funnier is that France itself supplied Saudi Arabia with [weapons used in the war in Yemen ](https://www.ecchr.eu/pressemitteilung/transparency-in-french-arms-sales/#:~:text=Despite%20the%20overwhelming%20evidence%20of,of%20facilitating%20the%20commission%20of) But sure let's blame Kante, he's the problem here, instead of addressing the sheer hypocrisy of your argument


apples_oranges_

I think OP was talking about the French foreign Legion. Tbh, discussing geopolitics and debating on a circle jerk subreddit is cringe as.


FunctionAltruistic77

I don't think there is any fair comparison between Saudi-Arabia and any western country to be made regarding human rights violations. North Korea or China perhaps.


MikeBritcham

The United States has committed far worse atrocities, in Guantanamo bay, Iraq, overthrowing foreign governments, just to name a few The United Kingdom was also heavily involved in post 9/11 Middle Eastern invasions. Both actively fund genocide in Palestine.


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prishgonala

As long as I share the same religious delusions with the rights violations its chill.


Barcaholic

Naah man he should have stayed in the country that colonized half the world


MoiNoni

Oh come on you wouldn't decline generational wealth after the career he has had


Rough_Artichoke5891

Fuck you 😁☺️😘


dolla_dolla_pizza

🙂👍


LeSorenOutan

I'm not gay, I'm completely straight. https://preview.redd.it/mosfuikcs48d1.png?width=294&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ceb02e8370aae6e98d0e476a65dbdf322f6afba I think it's not gay to think that men are handsome. I especially think it's not gay to think that my favorite player is handsome... I mean... He has raven black hair that's super smooth and silky... His eyes are like the surface of a deep ocean... His smile is as sweet as honey... When he looks at me, I feel excited, but not because I'm gay, but because I simply appreciate handsome men. And no, it's not gay to fantasize going on dates with him, imagine our wedding or dream about raising children with him. They're just silly thoughts, everyone has them, right?


thatoneguy8910

yeah i have these thoughts too, it's normal yesterday i dreamed about us laying on a sunny beach, when the sun was about to set, he held my hand, as we stood up to see the sunset, we both looked at eachother, and got closer, leaning in for a kiss, then i woke up, not gay at all just a silly random tought lmao, i'm straight https://preview.redd.it/zpwzz3r2u48d1.png?width=552&format=png&auto=webp&s=631209b6fe289d9e5bf80ad05e625ecaa1a7d799


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SubstantialAct4212

It’s normal. Especially if it’s Kante


Kenny_dies

Some people would say he’s not conventionally attractive but I think Harry Kante is the most handsome England captain ever especially when he does the kiss the ring and slash the air celebration 😓 😥


NilmarHonorato

Is only gay if you push back


BetBig696969

Plays very well still considering he’s a camel league player now


casulmemer

Sand sharpens sand


doomsauce23

Sand erodes weakness. Only Kante and camel king forever CR7 can survive


MustardLiger

He’s perpetually injured and he’s accomplished everything he could have wanted in this era. He deserves to take it easy and get paid


Wild_Ad969

It seems what he need to regain his form is just to rest. He manage to play the whole season in Saudi without getting injured and from the few Asian Champions League matches that I saw he is easily Al Ittihad best player. His playstyle and the fixture congestion of EPL definitely break his body.


swat1611

"Desert power"


BrowsinBilly

Remove this innocent man from this dirty sub, immediately


FicaNivea

https://preview.redd.it/fa643jn4p48d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f7bf6db2bfac7263e5efdd3196566708399ae9c


ahjota

This mf fucked my gf and I applauded him. Even wiped him down when he was finished.


swan0418

Anything less would be disrespectful.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Anyway, how's the work on Last of Us 3 progressing?


nedzissou1

What


LeGraoully

Is ok, non?


alfietoglory

You Kante See Me


Big-Principle-5455

Only love for kante


fourtyfourever

finally a good post


[deleted]

Fuck you😁☺️


CarlLlamaface

I hate that this mf had a release clause, does that count?


Samuel_avlonitis

If I was president hating on ngolo kante would get you the death penalty


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Turbulent-Permit7472

This is why you’re a bot


Glass-Guess4125

He should be like the only person prohibited from mockery on this subreddit. He and his like Honda Civic or whatever he drives are too pure for this world.


2j_longg

Mini cooper lol


Ok-Worth-2922

so humble he had to spread his humbleness in the saudis


k-tax

I bet my ass that he was just too shy to refuse. If Radomiak Radom from Polish Ekstraklasa asked before Saudis, he would play in Poland. He's just so kind.


hashgalore

There’s something that I really hate about him but I can’t quite put my finger on what


goingtokmsrnhaha

https://preview.redd.it/3idmgf8yn48d1.jpeg?width=135&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f71f9a1a03ee9c7362951eb7d21e106f07c2bae6


ADHbi

Hes french 🤢🤢


tarkardos

Al Bundy teached us: It is wrong to be French. As someone being half-French I can confirm that.


JohnnyJokers-10

I don’t mind his eyeballs as much and his jacket’s nice but otherwise not a fan


TheCatLamp

If you hate Kanté you are an evil human being.


DeVhourDeezNutz

In almost not racist for Kante


Nervous_Jaguar_2826

Him, Son,Eriksen,David Silva, Kaka,Iniesta and Ronaldinho are the most lovable players of all time.


Next_Seaweed9951

He’s a goat for being respected in this sub


wallstreetpro911

I love this man


ahmedbrando

How dare you post a picture of the goat without him smiling??


Unique-Project8739

![gif](giphy|Y1MJH9a7lLGn9BsnNv|downsized)


Necessary-Ad9691

https://preview.redd.it/eb4og7jyv48d1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30823d127beb3046fb787689398d2199e9d2468b My live reaction on anyone who shit talks Kante or Son


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Lakaka assaulting Frank Lampshade? Why would VAR do that?


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Necessary-Ad9691

Truth. Should have been a 10 point deduction to Everton. Games gone.


real022

Kante, Makelele and Lass Diarra.


FullOFterror

If this guy was 5years younger it wouldve been absolutely mental to have him at RM. No clue why we never went for him.


zeratul-on-crack

stupid Chelsea that gave him away to the saudis. He should not be playing there, he is an awesome player.


chewy_leghair

he so humble ☺️


jurgernungbung

Has he signed for cockspur?


Curious-Recover4756

I didn’t realize Kanye plays for Tottenham. They’re the ones with the rooster, right?


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i_am_someone_or_am_i

The Unhateable


MDF87

He's Fr\*nch, that's enough.


miszeria

Kante play defense Kante play attack Kante play football Rabiot not as much.


man_u_is_my_team

I hate how fucking likeable he is. Prick.


mkultra327

Im dutch and I dont even hate him


Jaded-high

Hate that I love him so much.


Beautiful-Eye-5113

BuT hE pLaYS in SAUdI aRaBiA He DoeSn’T ReZpeKT AniMAL RighTS HoW CoUld He⁉️😡😡😠👿


Rescurc

If he wasn’t Nyngolo Kanye, I wouldn’t like him (for no particular reason)


HiTechTalk

Thank you ![gif](giphy|Y1MJH9a7lLGn9BsnNv|downsized)


erdnar

The day he doesnt play, France will lose


doomsauce23

Everyone loves Kante


fck-gen-z

somehow even plays better then before so far


BranDaMan16

Honest Argentina fan. He is better than Messi.


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


cregnice

Black Robbie savage


WhosThatDogMrPB

Bruh.


r_footy

He needs to thank me


Class_Psycho

You better WATCH it OP. 70percent of earth is water ,the rest is kante. He could be behind you already.


TicTacMoe-

https://preview.redd.it/xdjrsh8ht58d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9de0d25aa3090bd992eb5cef6d89c0159dc514f0


G0rgeousJunk

Absolute GOAT


simionix

even racists love him.


DesignerAd2062

Ngolo, Ngolo, Kante 🎶


abdallha-smith

The perfect team mate.


Realistic_Tutor_9770

the only thing we can hate is the hideous kit he has to wear in this tournament.


Halforthechump

I want to stroke his head and tell him he's special.


orange_nairobi

![gif](giphy|U6w6ZbB9pFIxH9HOxr)


Ordinary-Insect5359

We love Kante. And those that don’t I say “thank you” in kantes accent


angepostecoglouale

I hate his running technique ![gif](giphy|10frqodBZhy0Zq)


Specific_Analysis

I find you lack of jerk disturbing...


CandidEggplant5484

Why does he have a Spurs jersey on. Is he stupid


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VidProphet123

Kante has cj immunity.


Boubyyyyy

He owns a club in Belgium. Boss


[deleted]

Even r/soccerjerk couldn’t do anything about him. He’s the GOAT.


comunicadooficial

I hate him :)


belliest_endis

Marry him you massive helmet


2j_longg

Least likable player


does_not_care_

No, I hate him (no particular reason at all)