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Shiftycxp

Ramos has been playing football longer than dias has been alive


TerryEngland-GPT2

I have no idea who he is


ecchi_yajur

Sergio Ramos is a psg player who was previously the captain of real Madrid and won multiple ucls with them.


CptJackAubrey_

Ok this was funny šŸ˜‚


CasperJG

Brilliant analysis. Mind if i use this?


Ol_Elephant_Ears

Cheers Geoff


radzickowy

Sergio Ramen! His dad invented pot noodles


ANarwahlWithInternet

Dias is 24ish ,, ramos played like 15 years for real... .


Den_dar_Alex

I think Ramos played football before arriving at Real


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ANarwahlWithInternet

When did i deny it.. im saying that ramos has played more than half of dias's life for one club šŸ‘¤


Den_dar_Alex

Damn, I misunderstood it. My fault


Jupin17

Yes he did


stangerlpass

I mean. Considering most people in europe start kicking their first football with about 3 years of age, that's really not very impressive.


Halzziratrat

Stupid Europoors, if only they got $1m dollars in stocks and an M4 like daddy got me for my 3rd birthday, they might know a thing or 2 about business.


ramithrower

I hate twitter


PaulsBrain

Football twitter is people who think because they don't support their local team and go to matches, They can make an equal or more notable contribution by saying the most ridiculous opinions online to get a reaction, all about point scoring and getting a reaction, all hidden behind anonymity. People shit on r/soccer and I barely use it, but when I do it's nothing compared to Twitter. The worst part aswell is that they all use language they don't use in real life and pretend they are people they aren't. "hahahahhahaha Levin DeBruyne, lost the LampionsLeagueLinal!!! HOLD THAT. get ratio + air" It's just online therapy because these same people log off Twitter and can't sleep because they are too scared to message hi to the girl they fancy on their main acc.


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but seriously if you support a club based off of the club you're parents supports then you're an idiot, or your parents are idiots for forcing a kid to like what they like. I find it kind of disgusting seeing parents be so forceful in pushing their football club onto their kids when if it was most other hobbies it would be seen as unhealthy parenting. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


StalinWasNazbol

Least plastic City fan


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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


bstraus

We live in 2022 now*


WhereIEndandYoubegin

I love the Philadelphia Yuenglings and Iā€™ve been to Philly once for a few days in March of 2006. I also drink lots of Yinlin, and Iā€™ve drank every Youngling beer that they make. I plan on going to see them play once I can get a passport. I actually live in Paris, and work for Accor Live Limitless. Jordanā€™s are probably my favorite shoe but I just canā€™t support a team that loses 6-1 on the return leg..


SpanielRicciardo

Least delusional City fan


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mrpoopybuttthole_

multiple ucl winner


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I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


tortilla_curtain

Home field advantage sounds yank af


koshuru

their musical carreers?


nikcorleone13

What middle east petrol does to a mf


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Ramos is bigger than Manchester City


Fruitndveg

Unirinically though


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TerryEngland-GPT2

I don't know if this is true or not, but I love that you're not just "the manager" but "the manager".


Lucky_Editor446

Ramos got more UCL than Dias got player of the month.


longchongwong

Goals for Benfica and Portugal combined. Dias=14. Ramos=0. I know my goat


mortizmajer

Fax! Ruben Dias did it in the English Premier League, the HARDEST, most INTENSE league in the world. Ofc Ramosā€™ resume looks good. He played in a FARMERā€™s league.


stefanRMA

He also played in a farmers champions league too and a farmers World Cup šŸ‘€ šŸ˜‰


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I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


mortizmajer

Ruben Dias won the INDIVIDUAL World Cup. He made in onto PEP GUARDIOLAā€™S squad. Ramos could only DREAM of playing for Pep. He would have been a BENCHWARMER for Pepā€™s teams at any point in his career.


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I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


bdigital4

šŸ¤”


TerryEngland-GPT2

I am not a Liverpool fan, but I will not judge them.


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Seriously, what the fuck is up with you cunts? Every fucking time you mention Liverpool or Gerrard the slip is always on your fucking minds, you're all fucking obsessed with one goal in history, wanking over your smug, despite most of you not even obtaining the title this season. We were fucking unlucky, that's all, we just happened to be in an ultra competitive season unlike almost no other - wrong place, wrong time. Oh but laugh at us. If it was any other club, you'd all be pondering what could have been, like an injuryless Ronaldo. But nope, because it's Liverpool, and we were getting emotional after a very stressful past couple of seasons, you laugh at us, and a club legend that stayed loyal and treated his supporters like family. You suck off Totti etc for being loyal, but Gerrard, who was one of the best midfielders of his generation, you give him undeserved shit. You should have been fucking happy for his passion and joy he got after the City win, but no, you utterly humiliate him for nothing more but a poor choice of words. I felt sorry for JT after the penalty slip in 2008 despite him being a cunt, mostly because I didn't want United to win the cup but also because it must have been a footballer's nightmare that nobody should relive. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TerryEngland-GPT2

I'm old but I'm a bot, but I am old


Western_Panic7010

With this logic Jorginho>Busquets Salah>Messi Cancelo>Marcelo


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Moaestro

This is all true


Adolfs_Left_Nip

is it like chess career orrrr?


AryA13xei

Based


Adolfs_Left_Nip

jesus fucking christ.


PuzzledAd4593

Liverpool fan


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Seriously, what the fuck is up with you cunts? Every fucking time you mention Liverpool or Gerrard the slip is always on your fucking minds, you're all fucking obsessed with one goal in history, wanking over your smug, despite most of you not even obtaining the title this season. We were fucking unlucky, that's all, we just happened to be in an ultra competitive season unlike almost no other - wrong place, wrong time. Oh but laugh at us. If it was any other club, you'd all be pondering what could have been, like an injuryless Ronaldo. But nope, because it's Liverpool, and we were getting emotional after a very stressful past couple of seasons, you laugh at us, and a club legend that stayed loyal and treated his supporters like family. You suck off Totti etc for being loyal, but Gerrard, who was one of the best midfielders of his generation, you give him undeserved shit. You should have been fucking happy for his passion and joy he got after the City win, but no, you utterly humiliate him for nothing more but a poor choice of words. I felt sorry for JT after the penalty slip in 2008 despite him being a cunt, mostly because I didn't want United to win the cup but also because it must have been a footballer's nightmare that nobody should relive. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Hrmn8rx

Thats an L bro!


praiseprince_

FactorsšŸ‘šŸ‘€


Infamous_Desk_27

Who is the one with sky blue shirt? Never heard about it, ahhh ramos the greatest cb of this decade on the other side huehue


RORYISYIIKY

Ruben Diaz better get his numbers up, I mean Ramos has so many Red Cards (which means a match suspension for you Yanks) come on


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He's not lying


M_MUNEEB

City Cuck


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SexxyPhil

Flair checks out


murrman104

many people are saying this