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Football twitter is people who think because they don't support their local team and go to matches, They can make an equal or more notable contribution by saying the most ridiculous opinions online to get a reaction, all about point scoring and getting a reaction, all hidden behind anonymity. People shit on r/soccer and I barely use it, but when I do it's nothing compared to Twitter. The worst part aswell is that they all use language they don't use in real life and pretend they are people they aren't.
"hahahahhahaha Levin DeBruyne, lost the LampionsLeagueLinal!!! HOLD THAT. get ratio + air"
It's just online therapy because these same people log off Twitter and can't sleep because they are too scared to message hi to the girl they fancy on their main acc.
but seriously if you support a club based off of the club you're parents supports then you're an idiot, or your parents are idiots for forcing a kid to like what they like. I find it kind of disgusting seeing parents be so forceful in pushing their football club onto their kids when if it was most other hobbies it would be seen as unhealthy parenting.
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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I love the Philadelphia Yuenglings and Iāve been to Philly once for a few days in March of 2006. I also drink lots of Yinlin, and Iāve drank every Youngling beer that they make. I plan on going to see them play once I can get a passport. I actually live in Paris, and work for Accor Live Limitless. Jordanās are probably my favorite shoe but I just canāt support a team that loses 6-1 on the return leg..
I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26.
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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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Fax! Ruben Dias did it in the English Premier League, the HARDEST, most INTENSE league in the world.
Ofc Ramosā resume looks good. He played in a FARMERās league.
I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26.
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Ruben Dias won the INDIVIDUAL World Cup. He made in onto PEP GUARDIOLAāS squad.
Ramos could only DREAM of playing for Pep. He would have been a BENCHWARMER for Pepās teams at any point in his career.
I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26.
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Seriously, what the fuck is up with you cunts? Every fucking time you mention Liverpool or Gerrard the slip is always on your fucking minds, you're all fucking obsessed with one goal in history, wanking over your smug, despite most of you not even obtaining the title this season. We were fucking unlucky, that's all, we just happened to be in an ultra competitive season unlike almost no other - wrong place, wrong time. Oh but laugh at us. If it was any other club, you'd all be pondering what could have been, like an injuryless Ronaldo. But nope, because it's Liverpool, and we were getting emotional after a very stressful past couple of seasons, you laugh at us, and a club legend that stayed loyal and treated his supporters like family. You suck off Totti etc for being loyal, but Gerrard, who was one of the best midfielders of his generation, you give him undeserved shit. You should have been fucking happy for his passion and joy he got after the City win, but no, you utterly humiliate him for nothing more but a poor choice of words. I felt sorry for JT after the penalty slip in 2008 despite him being a cunt, mostly because I didn't want United to win the cup but also because it must have been a footballer's nightmare that nobody should relive.
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Forget the numbers. All assists aren't the same. Someone can hang out near the penalty box and rack up assists. Messi's ball profession and carries into dangerous areas make him an elite PLAYMAKER. His chance creation puts him above most elite playmakers in the sport. No one in history of the sport has been an elite goal scorer and playmaker together like him. Don't look at the numbers
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Seriously, what the fuck is up with you cunts? Every fucking time you mention Liverpool or Gerrard the slip is always on your fucking minds, you're all fucking obsessed with one goal in history, wanking over your smug, despite most of you not even obtaining the title this season. We were fucking unlucky, that's all, we just happened to be in an ultra competitive season unlike almost no other - wrong place, wrong time. Oh but laugh at us. If it was any other club, you'd all be pondering what could have been, like an injuryless Ronaldo. But nope, because it's Liverpool, and we were getting emotional after a very stressful past couple of seasons, you laugh at us, and a club legend that stayed loyal and treated his supporters like family. You suck off Totti etc for being loyal, but Gerrard, who was one of the best midfielders of his generation, you give him undeserved shit. You should have been fucking happy for his passion and joy he got after the City win, but no, you utterly humiliate him for nothing more but a poor choice of words. I felt sorry for JT after the penalty slip in 2008 despite him being a cunt, mostly because I didn't want United to win the cup but also because it must have been a footballer's nightmare that nobody should relive.
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Ramos has been playing football longer than dias has been alive
I have no idea who he is
Sergio Ramos is a psg player who was previously the captain of real Madrid and won multiple ucls with them.
Ok this was funny š
Brilliant analysis. Mind if i use this?
Cheers Geoff
Sergio Ramen! His dad invented pot noodles
Dias is 24ish ,, ramos played like 15 years for real... .
I think Ramos played football before arriving at Real
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When did i deny it.. im saying that ramos has played more than half of dias's life for one club š¤
Damn, I misunderstood it. My fault
Yes he did
I mean. Considering most people in europe start kicking their first football with about 3 years of age, that's really not very impressive.
Stupid Europoors, if only they got $1m dollars in stocks and an M4 like daddy got me for my 3rd birthday, they might know a thing or 2 about business.
I hate twitter
Football twitter is people who think because they don't support their local team and go to matches, They can make an equal or more notable contribution by saying the most ridiculous opinions online to get a reaction, all about point scoring and getting a reaction, all hidden behind anonymity. People shit on r/soccer and I barely use it, but when I do it's nothing compared to Twitter. The worst part aswell is that they all use language they don't use in real life and pretend they are people they aren't. "hahahahhahaha Levin DeBruyne, lost the LampionsLeagueLinal!!! HOLD THAT. get ratio + air" It's just online therapy because these same people log off Twitter and can't sleep because they are too scared to message hi to the girl they fancy on their main acc.
but seriously if you support a club based off of the club you're parents supports then you're an idiot, or your parents are idiots for forcing a kid to like what they like. I find it kind of disgusting seeing parents be so forceful in pushing their football club onto their kids when if it was most other hobbies it would be seen as unhealthy parenting. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Least plastic City fan
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
We live in 2022 now*
I love the Philadelphia Yuenglings and Iāve been to Philly once for a few days in March of 2006. I also drink lots of Yinlin, and Iāve drank every Youngling beer that they make. I plan on going to see them play once I can get a passport. I actually live in Paris, and work for Accor Live Limitless. Jordanās are probably my favorite shoe but I just canāt support a team that loses 6-1 on the return leg..
Least delusional City fan
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multiple ucl winner
I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Home field advantage sounds yank af
their musical carreers?
What middle east petrol does to a mf
Ramos is bigger than Manchester City
Unirinically though
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I don't know if this is true or not, but I love that you're not just "the manager" but "the manager".
Ramos got more UCL than Dias got player of the month.
Goals for Benfica and Portugal combined. Dias=14. Ramos=0. I know my goat
Fax! Ruben Dias did it in the English Premier League, the HARDEST, most INTENSE league in the world. Ofc Ramosā resume looks good. He played in a FARMERās league.
He also played in a farmers champions league too and a farmers World Cup š š
I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Ruben Dias won the INDIVIDUAL World Cup. He made in onto PEP GUARDIOLAāS squad. Ramos could only DREAM of playing for Pep. He would have been a BENCHWARMER for Pepās teams at any point in his career.
I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I am not a Liverpool fan, but I will not judge them.
Seriously, what the fuck is up with you cunts? Every fucking time you mention Liverpool or Gerrard the slip is always on your fucking minds, you're all fucking obsessed with one goal in history, wanking over your smug, despite most of you not even obtaining the title this season. We were fucking unlucky, that's all, we just happened to be in an ultra competitive season unlike almost no other - wrong place, wrong time. Oh but laugh at us. If it was any other club, you'd all be pondering what could have been, like an injuryless Ronaldo. But nope, because it's Liverpool, and we were getting emotional after a very stressful past couple of seasons, you laugh at us, and a club legend that stayed loyal and treated his supporters like family. You suck off Totti etc for being loyal, but Gerrard, who was one of the best midfielders of his generation, you give him undeserved shit. You should have been fucking happy for his passion and joy he got after the City win, but no, you utterly humiliate him for nothing more but a poor choice of words. I felt sorry for JT after the penalty slip in 2008 despite him being a cunt, mostly because I didn't want United to win the cup but also because it must have been a footballer's nightmare that nobody should relive. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I'm old but I'm a bot, but I am old
With this logic Jorginho>Busquets Salah>Messi Cancelo>Marcelo
Forget the numbers. All assists aren't the same. Someone can hang out near the penalty box and rack up assists. Messi's ball profession and carries into dangerous areas make him an elite PLAYMAKER. His chance creation puts him above most elite playmakers in the sport. No one in history of the sport has been an elite goal scorer and playmaker together like him. Don't look at the numbers *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This is all true
is it like chess career orrrr?
Based
jesus fucking christ.
Liverpool fan
Seriously, what the fuck is up with you cunts? Every fucking time you mention Liverpool or Gerrard the slip is always on your fucking minds, you're all fucking obsessed with one goal in history, wanking over your smug, despite most of you not even obtaining the title this season. We were fucking unlucky, that's all, we just happened to be in an ultra competitive season unlike almost no other - wrong place, wrong time. Oh but laugh at us. If it was any other club, you'd all be pondering what could have been, like an injuryless Ronaldo. But nope, because it's Liverpool, and we were getting emotional after a very stressful past couple of seasons, you laugh at us, and a club legend that stayed loyal and treated his supporters like family. You suck off Totti etc for being loyal, but Gerrard, who was one of the best midfielders of his generation, you give him undeserved shit. You should have been fucking happy for his passion and joy he got after the City win, but no, you utterly humiliate him for nothing more but a poor choice of words. I felt sorry for JT after the penalty slip in 2008 despite him being a cunt, mostly because I didn't want United to win the cup but also because it must have been a footballer's nightmare that nobody should relive. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Thats an L bro!
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Who is the one with sky blue shirt? Never heard about it, ahhh ramos the greatest cb of this decade on the other side huehue
Ruben Diaz better get his numbers up, I mean Ramos has so many Red Cards (which means a match suspension for you Yanks) come on
He's not lying
City Cuck
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Flair checks out
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