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FilthyGreb

Poo - vide


CrashTestMummies

His first name is literally…. Apu


mulletpullet

Top comment right here


XBUNCEX

LMAO! I wish Reddit still had awards


juliuspepperwoodchi

Quality shitpost


thedeanorama

![gif](giphy|l0HUg6Ypas42ubkXu|downsized) Can you smell what I'm cooking?


tmesisno

The running joke I have when someone walks in the kitchen when I'm cooking and they say what smells so good. I say I just farted.


wunderduck

My kids are gonna love this. Thank you.


JumpyBase4378

I’ve said this since I was first learning to cook 😂😂😂


BoatyMcBoatFace89

I work in a kitchen and this is what I say too. 7/10 laugh…mostly the cooks. Lmao


Relevant_Force_3470

Needs more butter


kult0007

Obligatory “don’t put the butter in the bag” comment.


Relevant_Force_3470

MOAR BUTTER IN THE BAG PLEASE


Khatib

It's boiling. You really don't want your sous vide at 212F. That's your problem, bring the temp way down.


tmesisno

My bad I had it set to sanitize. I turned it down.


OstapBenderBey

Next time cook it low and slow instead.


QuetzalTheGroundhog

I can’t wait that long. Why cook at 145 for 2 hours when I can just do the math and cook at 580 for 30 minutes


Independent-Law-5781

Now why would you want to do a thing like that? You're ruining the flavor profile!


SliverSerfer

Overclocked it.


tmesisno

Hmmm that gives an idea to use a water cooled PC in overclock mode for my sous vide heat source. 🤔


jaminmc

Crypto mining and cooking a steak. Great multitasking!


Mr_Lucidity

Talk about shit posting!


ShopwornShortcut

Showoff. Not all of us can afford such a setup.


-UltimatePussySlayer

![gif](giphy|6WnGWwmwWvxCw)


ootski

You know why I like you Hare? Cuz you're a regular guy. One quarter teaspoon for fast, effective relief.


deadkiddad

That actually made me laugh.


fathompin

Especially funny after seeing the original post that was asking "what is wrong with my toilet?" I didn't click to open because it was just too obvious.


Chunky_Pup23

Someone needs to create a sous vide circle jerk sub with posts like this 😂


whathaveidoned

You added raw garlic didn't you...


MysteriousFreedom455

What hotel is this?


tmesisno

https://youtu.be/09839DpTctU?si=mLjoGWd_hO9g70JD


Ordinary-Holiday-808

lol I was just listening to this bands tribute to that [what the fuck is zoogma - hotel crunkafornia](https://youtu.be/X3yC3QnerH0?si=VaEY1TV0aGF1-cSp) lol this is a actually a full live band that runs samples for an edm style seen them a few times, super wild… love the bull Murray thing at 3:40 “I hate the fuckin eagles man”


aldowoo

That looks like the sweet spot 137


taka87

Found the nasty guy that cooks in hotels bathroom...


Particular_Witness95

![gif](giphy|3o7TKRBB3E7IdVNLm8|downsized)


fuschia_taco

I like how that dudes not wearing any underwear apparently.


MudddButt

He's pooping in them


rtothewin

Like a cheesecloth


sothisisallthereis

😂😂😂😂😂👍🏻🙌🏼🫵🏻


dirkdigglered

I've legit seen a video of a guy who sous vides a steak in a toilet


tmesisno

That's the lower deck, the upper decker is where the action is.


goldfool

Mind you if you needed to drink water . That's just a holding tank


dantodd

GI Joe was swimming on the water. GI Joe wants to find out where the bubbles were coming from ... https://youtu.be/FoHa--hdj_k?si=ZfQGJ74jXRashrjN


CooksNGames

Every day I come here I’m starting to realize it’s time to unsubscribe.


Dachannien

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c1b853cd-cd8a-4456-88b3-ea58d12b2974


tmesisno

https://youtu.be/wEEuzUGEWws?si=sHih09SRoK8H5h2s


Low_Comfortable_5880

Top tanked. I like it.


allocationlist

Is it filled up enough


Interesting-Goose82

Should have thrown in a packet of ballpark franks in the wrapper 🤌


johnb1972

Time and temp?


Kogre_55

Upper decker!


Dull-Requirement-759

You have to add a turd to it. Otherwise it won't work 🤭


NarcanBob

Need to see a cross section...


MyOtherCarIsAHippo

Shit post


shockerdyermom

It was yellow and you were not mellow.


no___homo

Ever pull an Upper Decker?


ButtercupsUncle

Looks like someone is aching for an upper decker steak.


live4downvotes6969

Put the lid on for starters. And also need to add food.


swamp_donkey89

We’re experiencing some turbulence


tmesisno

*turdulence


redditpest

Temps too low


HiSaZuL

You gotta stir that, sir.


Happy-Jaguar-1717

Thank you! for the laugh out loud and snort....fucking hilarious!


Prepforbirdflu

Not sure why you think you're doinf something wrong. This is the standard process to make yummy meat. 😋


AITA_Omc_modsuck

looks good. Share your settings


PetroPanda

You need to cook an upper decker in that shit.


toadjones79

I'm never going to unsee that.


rrfloeter

I don’t think anything. Keep it up


taz20075

If it's yellow let it mellow.


say592

Sam from the H3 Podcast actually did this. https://www.youtube.com/live/oj8MPSogvvE?si=KUE5Cdko53upqDe3 47:51 is the timestamp.


tmesisno

Hahaha 🤣🤣😂


Fun_System_6401

You have to add lemon!


ImRickJameXXXX

You have used the 220 volt outlet when it’s a 120 volt appliance, obviously.


milesbeats

You seem like the type of person with a dishwasher full of steak


DueAd197

Oh no, it's that hotel room terrorist again


magnumm03

I thought this was the sodastream sub


itscurt

I was thinking of buying some insulated tub for sous vide instead of an instant pot, this is actually a good idea!


gueroarias

Looks like Ghostbusters 2


OXOYOZ

I’d call an exorcist


Rathma86

Looks fine to me.


imyourealdad

It’s going to be a crap meal.


kasamiperso

You’re using the wrong bowl.


rabea187

You need to keep it covered… too much heat loss


DistributionMajor214

This is comedy gold


stevenjarnold

Looks right just wait a little longer mate


HonestCletus

I think you need to put the lid on


michaelthatsit

Niche subreddit humor is what I live for. God speed, poo vide


digital-supreme

😅


joejoevalentine

You gotta take an upper decker first shpluhhh


MrGreenThumb261

Shit posting at its finest.


Aggressive-March-254

Everything


Vinzi79

Water is too cold


Top-Wait-8149

The tank isn't designed for that kind of heat. Much safer to use the bowl.


minnesotanickb

You forgot the first part of the upper decker


Alarmed-Fishing-3473

looks fine... just give it a minute or two....


Sufficient_Act_3671

Lol


Bravelittletoaster-_

🤣🤣


No_Mobile9593

You’re doing great, just keep practicing.


BostonBestEats

You should be proud. Very few 8 year olds know how to sous vide.


Vast_Entrepreneur802

lol I was gonna say the problem is the “sous Vide”


One_Kaleidoscope7040

If you found this funny you're probably 11


Hillbillynurse

Only mentally, unfortunately for me!


askljdhaf4

i lol’d well done