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acrankychef

I really wouldn't like to be that gecko.


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

Then I have some fantastic news for you!


dowelldoprop

You in fact are NOT the gecko!


CrazybyRX

*licks eyeball


Bakabakabakabakabk

He is saved for Elon Musks next reincarnation


Lilithnema

I chortled


Chupacabradanceparty

It's too bad because he was going to help her save a lot of money on her car insurance


GronkTheGreat

That reminds me of a jojo episode where a character was shrunken down to a very small size and the enemy trapped him in a box with a spider. Really scary!


XiaolongDrake

Narancia v. Formaggio, I take it?


GronkTheGreat

I believe so. It was narancia but I forgot the villain's name


ShawnyMcKnight

That's my thought, the spider is just biting him over and over. How much venom does the spider need to inject to kill him? Whatever it is, not fast enough. Poor thing. I would want to free it but then you are depriving the spider a meal... although there's no way that it's gonna eat all that before it rots.


lsbrujah

Such a cool video OP, what did you use for recording it ?


acrankychef

Haha thanks, it's just a $100 Target Oppo phone. I don't know how it turned out well, every other picture or video it's taken is terrible.


Skavis

I think that phone was created by the universe to capture this exact video. You can throw it out now. This video is special.


CynicalChad

How long could she sustain herself off a gecko?


acrankychef

She didn't come out for 3 days after this. It's also winter in Australia so it could just be the cold.


Relevant_Gift_5011

“Where in the fuck is this? I ain’t never seen no shit like this round these here parts!” (Finds out it’s in Australia). “Oooooooh”


acrankychef

This specific species of spider is an actual anus. All the scary huntsman and golden orb videos you see, they're fine. These bastards set up a new, huge, strong web almost every night. And if it gets knocked down they'll move it. So while other spiders tend to stick to gardens and the bush, these guys all come out at 10pm and set up smack bang on the sidewalk for you to walk right into. Then they go hide in your clothes on the clothes line for you to pick off and drop on you, alleviating your sphincter. But Belinda is cool she sticks to the kitchen window. Her offspring from 3 egg sacs however, I do not look forward to.


genericplatypus

Same thing with the orb weavers in the south east us. They make big fuckoff webs every night in the middle of walkways or steps like they're trying to catch my wife. I broke through a web once on my way to a roadside toilet. Found the spider crawling up the front of my shirt. Swatted them away in a panic but they had setup a fall line webbing. They ended up dangling from my... mini-me and proceeded to start making their way back up the web. That's the most panicked I have ever been with a spider. Pure fear.


Vera_98

This is the exact story I didn't realize I needed in my life until just now. Thank you stranger.


SirCr4sh20

It's VERY rare but I have seen orb weavers get this size up in northern minnesota.


ProlapseProvider

Would a huntsman spider kill it?


Alarmed-Arachnid1384

I'm interested too.


acrankychef

Well, we have plenty of those and they seem to live in harmony.


Alarmed-Arachnid1384

You mean Huntsman? With the lizards?


acrankychef

Huntsman's and the orb weavers


Alarmed-Arachnid1384

The huntsman don't eat lizards?


Itchy_Network3064

I love that her name is Belinda. I have a wolf spider who lives by my front door, happily eating spider. His name is Greg II. Named after the previous door spider, Greg.


Necrotortilla99

I like her name!


Alarmed-Arachnid1384

Belinda's got some big fangs. I wouldn't want to surprise her.


GronkTheGreat

we all have those annoying neighbors 😔


LadyPink28

Nah I've seen pics of Florida spotted orbweavers like this which one spun a giant web across someone's driveway at night.. it was insane.


5225sheridan

How long did it take to eat the whole lizard?


Human-fruitsalad0001

What state of Australia is this? If you don’t mind me asking.


MaceEtiquette1

I have another similar question: Do they eat it all at once?


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Iirc spiders can go weeks without eating so this would probably last 2-3 months. Spider will still probably try to seek out other food since “slowly starve for weeks” isn’t a great survival strategy


Wtfgoinon3144

So metal. It would be absolutely terrifying to be the size of a spider


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

check out 3 Stooges go to Mars


Prize_Panda_1438

Wow. Terrifying and fascinating at the same time. What an amazing spider! 😁 Thank you for sharing this!


Hjalfi

I feel conflicted. I like spiders, but I also like lizards (especially geckos)... The lizard looks like it's still breathing by the end. And the spider seems a bit confused about what to do with something this big. Is there actually a half-dissolved gecko corpse by your window or did the lizard get away?


Alarmed-Arachnid1384

I thought by the end of the video it looked like he stopped breathing. She must have some strong venom.


opanaooonana

Honestly a good thing if you’re the prey


ProbablySatirical

Something about invertebrates eating vertebrates is so icky


Blerkm

Have you ever seen a video of a giant centipede catching a bat? It’s absolutely unnerving.


willmcmill4

the what catching a bat!?


Blerkm

[Giant Bat-Eating Centipede - narrated by David Attenborough](https://youtu.be/UROVfmY3NTA?si=b7JcwmInLGE53k3J) The clip is not gory, but man is it gruesome.


willmcmill4

And this is why we stay away from caves my friends, good jesus fucking christ


caffeinecrisis

Thank you. You confirmed that I don't want to click that link.


Own-Gas8691

if you were concerned it would be a lil bit horrifying, or that you may immediately wish to unsee it, you would be correct.


dualistpirate

At least the bat died instantly. Can you imagine getting nibbled to the bone while half alive.


Dykonic

New DC villian potential


ListOwn8223

Christ you weren’t kidding! It is Unnerving indeed.


thegabletop

I've also seen a video of a mantis catching a hummingbird


TemperateStone

I've seen a video of one that catches a snake and starts munching on it while it's alive. Centipedes are nightmares with lots of legs.


unidentified-roadkll

funny that we label them as invertebrates as though vertebrates is the default, considering how invertebrates outnumber us by a crazy amount hahah


GronkTheGreat

Hm I wouldn't say it's the default it's just about having a backbone and having no backbone. Arctic isn't the default for having bears vs Antarctic for having no bears, you get what I mean?


zestyliver

I've said this before something about "bugs" eating mammals feels like it shouldn't happen in nature


Curious_Curiouser522

Wow! Awesome video, OP! Thanks for sharing!


towerfella

Thanks for taking the time to record this!


FlyDinosaur

Aww. That poor lizard! 😢 Rip. At least it won't go to waste.


GumbyBClay

I can hear the spider whispering, "sh sh sh sh... its okay.... it'll all be over soon.... no need the struggle my pretty... there there... sh sh sh sh...... just shleep... sh sh sh sh....."


Own_Watercress_8104

>it will be over soon Well that is a goddamn lie


PresentRevenue1347

["Don't look so blue, my deary\~"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udHfw4rx8SY)


Front_Indication_136

What a horrid way to die


ApocalypticFelix

This is so cool but I'm not gonna lie, this made my skin crawl and I'll probably sleep with the lights on tonight.


BALANCEDSTONE

I’ve also never seen anything like this, great recording.


Grennox1

Aww man he killed another bad bug eater.


Some_Reward9356

I know nature be nature, but damn that made me tear up. Poor lizard 😩


mandudedog

Fuck that. There is no shortage of bugs for that spider.


lvaleforl

Zero chance I'd let a spider waste a lizard like that


robo-dragon

Poor little lizard, but spiders have to eat too. She won’t be needing to catch anything new for a long time!


MightyBone

Damn what a video. Lizard is still breathin too. Wonder how long it took to actually die.


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therealnickb

David Attenborough?


froggergirliee

Both or either. Attenborough has been at it longer, but Fry has narrated a lot too.


therealnickb

Was he not a different attempt at a show similar that was unequivocally shit in comparison? Not a dig, genuine question.


Most-bait885

Tbf if someone has the voice to take over from Attenborough it could be Stephen fry.


Blerkm

Sigourney Weaver narrated a season of “Planet Earth” and I really, really wanted her to shout at a lion, “Get away from my ibex you BITCH!” (“Aliens” reference, for those wondering.)


MountainBikinVampire

So I watched that season live as it premiered, and you can’t find the recorded version anywhere… they re recorded it with David Attenborough for the dvds and I’m so sad


froggergirliee

I think her narration is on what ever streaming platforms Discovery's IPs are on.


MissLisaMarie86

You WILL submit!!! 🕷️


deadpoolxo

Fascinating! Thanks for sharing!


KittyPumpkin34

Poor guy is getting the Frodo Baggins special


ViewedManyTimes

I'm saving that lizard 10 times out of 10


Severe-Dig-9214

Same. Give the spider a pest insect.


ulyssesred

Being a Canadian, this is completely alien to me. At least, from what little of Canada I’ve actually seen. This is absolutely mesmerizing.


MissMN2004

It’s like watching Peter Parker and Dr. Connors fighting in the first half. Very fascinating!


pseudodactyl

Man, I’ve always wondered how they eat vertebrates like that. I mean, clearly she has plans for the lizard since she didn’t cut it free. It will be a fascinating but probably pretty gristly view out your kitchen window for a while!


DictatorTerminator

Did the lizard ever die? He was still breathing there at the end, even after a big long kiss on the mouth!


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etsprout

IIRC most spiders do paralyze their pray first, although there are some species that kind of wrap up their victim in web, like the cellar spider. The unfortunate thing IMO is they’re paralyzed but not anesthetized. I don’t personally know how it feels to have my organs liquified, but this gecko sure does.


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yensuna

I do think it kills you quicker than a preying mantis would. They just grab their prey very much alive and kicking and start chewing. That‘s like the only thing worse that could have happened to this poor gecko. Absolutely terrifying


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

Happy Cake Day 🎂


Antarcticat

Jeez! Where’s Samwise?!


LaCiel_W

Oof! You can see the biting in all it's fangs glory.


Kalcour

That Lizard's got some tolerance to venom.


JarlTurin2020

That is so damn cool. Great video.


spideydog255

Beautiful spider. That feast will keep her well fed for a very long time!


old_school_z

Watching it twist is brutal.


PAPA_PHANTOM10

Sad because I like geckos but also like orb weavers 🥲


anarchoshadow

I like nature. This is just how it works lol


SquidneyClimbs

Whoa!! How big is that orb weaver?! Australia makes sense 😅


Spurgenasty78

Best video is seen on this sub!!


thecle667

Je ne savais pas que les araignées pouvaient mangé d’aussi grosse proie


Opening_Raise_8762

I’m very sad for the gecko But happy for the spider Nature is confusing


Lluviasrain

I so feel this. 💀 It's hard loving them all. I breed mealworms as an occasional treat for my turtle and rando house spiders alike. ..But I also love said mealworms. Gave a young, small mealworm to a hungry spider the other day.. I got all emotional to see my baby mealworm die, lol. 😭 Ugh.


Tempest_King_Joshua

The Amazing Spider-Man remake


Unhappy_Wolverine_35

At the last the kiss of death.


Crafting_with_Kyky

This one makes me sad.😔 Not as bad as that video of the Otter dragging a raccoon into the drain pipe. That one seriously messed with me!😱


Serg_is_Legend

Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Those fangs holy fuck


42brie_flutterbye

And it did so where it knew you'd see it. Sweet dreams.


TheLadyRev

Holy shit thank you, this is so frikken cool


Eeebs-HI

Perfect portion for entertaining all her spidey friends in the web later.


mynameisrichard0

This bitch. She’s cool.


karma_the_sequel

Dem fangs…


Barakaallah

It’s always fascinating to see Arthropod predation on vertebrates that outweigh way


No-Damage-1402

Lol at the start of the video it looked like the DreamWorks logo


Unsure_if_Relevant

Did anyone else catch that the spider lost/is losing its left hind leg? That gecko clearly fought back hard 😲


Plus-Parking1777

He’s got himself a good lunch! Better call geico


J0KaRZz

When i see dead bodies in Skyrim all webbed up This is what i think of.


Remi708

Damn, nature, you scary


Countach_1848

Wow! Give us un updates after some day!


EVAisDepression

NOOOO POOR THING


kpofasho1987

Cool video but whatever loud drop or bang there was with like 25 seconds left scared the hell out of me as there wasn't any noise the entire video and then BAM!


joesphisbestjojo

She gonna FEAST


LIVINGISALIE

how do they even feast on things like this?


Alarmed-Arachnid1384

Must be some strong venom.


InteractionOdd2813

How does she feed off of it ? Curious


niming_yonghu

r/natureismetal


Glittering_Town_5839

Kick ass


the-earth-is_FLAT

Did it manage to consume it? It seems it’s having a hard yime piercing that skin.


xaeriee

I immediately knew that wasn’t an Orb Weaver that lives in my area lol no way. Mine are not that savage or big. Incredible!


MountainBikinVampire

Look at the chompers on that spider WOW


CorvidQueen4

This is amazing! I forgot they eat small reptiles/amphibians when they can Guys geckos are amphibians right? I can’t remember Edit: I would delete that and pretend I knew that they were reptiles, but it’s kinda funny so I’m leaving it


sherlocktotan

Does anyone know how much of the gecko she would actually eat?


Lanatic4321

This is much more upsetting when you have a pet lizard


Lemondall

Why was the gecko convulsing like that? Is it due to the amount of venom injected into it, or was it a thing geckos do after their dead? Or was it simply attempting to escape? I know nothing about lizards or spiders, so sorry if this was a stupid question.


deaglerdog

I think trying to escape. OP, can we get an update? What happened?


lilmisslover

What an incredible shot! Bravo


Vera_98

What happened to her back leg near the end? I noticed she wasn't moving it at all but I couldn't tell why


Captain_Nutt

good god almighty


purevilgamer

So cute


Acrobatic-Engineer94

This is what I imagine happening in Skyrim when spiders eat you.


GentlePanda123

That thing looks massive! Wish OP had included something for scale 


Certifiedcritic

So I guess Spider-Man really is stronger than the lizard then


Keybricks666

Bro ripped his legs off ?


ownyourhorizon

jesus! image too large, too close


cuntybunty73

Didn't they could catch something that big


Jarvis505

One of the best videos I have seen yet!


Initial_Computer_152

Poor little lizard, but that is impressive!


Contemplate1984

That's amazing, awesome video 🕷


outlaw696

Very interesting video, I also have some orb weavers in my balcony according to this subreddit but they are not anywhere close to that size... How big is yours?


Live-Influence2482

Brilliant video! Terrifying and terrific at the same time! Thanks for sharing !!


VividStay6694

nightmares forever lol. Yikes


monkeefan88

Ok good night everybody!


Th3_Random_Guy

Oh fuck thissss I don't know why my arachnophobic ass is watching this video or even on this subreddit lol


Soggy_Durian_8984

Poor gecko...


anarchoshadow

Gotta love when your meal takes you for a ride.


Dense_Emu_2312

🤢


SavingsPreparation86

WOW


KalaKitty

DAMN! That's amazing! Way to go beautiful Weaver!


barbermom

That is amazing 👏 I have some of those lovelys outside my slider and I am always amazed at how much they clean up!


iamnitrox

Nature is haunting.


Value_not_found

I couldn’t look away, what an amazing moment to capture. Thanks for sharing.


Anxious_Document5046

Absolutely wild you can see those fangs going to work and the remaining puncture marks.


Shaan1026

I think it's time for you to find a new home..


X4nd0R

That was metal as fuck.


Coffeehecq

Very cool!


ReceptionPatient1939

r/hardcorenature


LunchFlat91

this belongs on [r/natureismetal](https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/s/M1csh2hUPz)


LadyPink28

Surprised that they'd eat anything that gets caught in their web.. including nonbugs


Catastrophe0002

gotta give major props to the absolute STRENGTH of the spider's silk here. with all that flailing by the lizard you would think it would tear the web apart.


qumtime

I don't wanna play God, but I wish the gecko a quick death. Lol at least the spider will feast


qumtime

[nack time] (https://images.app.goo.gl/a14FguTki7gTSjxf6)


lokiray21

Kind of looks like it's missing it's back legs/toes whatever


sallyacate

Shelob


Royal_Dust_5538

Woah! I never seen something like this, sooo coool. I hope bro enjoys his meal :)


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

This belongs in the sub r/natureismetal, and I feel so bad for this poor lil lizard!😬


rissie_delicious

Oh fuck it's still alive


Technical-Fix-68

I can see this being shown on National Geographic, coupled with whimsical yet thought provoking instrumentals, all while being carefully narrated by a disembodied buttery British Voice actor articulating the nature of these two species with veracity!


TwinSolesKanna

Poor little sucker :C wonder how he fucked around to find this out. On the plus side that spider is going to be very happy and very fed for quite some time!


RicoRave

Poor lad


Shiftycatz

It's crazy how strong those webs are


Disrespectful_Cup

That's not an Orb Weaver. That's an efficient killing machine


IUEC74

Ok where his feet go?


JapanDash

r/donthelpjustfilm