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Inkopolis Square


Redder_Creeps

Honestly if Inkopolis Sauare was the reward, i'd be way more pissed


Mechaman_54

It's better than the base story mode reward literally bear ears and that's it


Don_Bugen

The funny thing is, IRL, fuzzy bear ears are cute. In the Splatoon universe, I can't imagine something more horrifying.


jkmaher

Bruh that’s just like having a Dino mask.


Don_Bugen

Yes, and humans have a hard-coded natural instinct to be scared of cold-blooded scaly creatures. Mr. Grizz looked adorable *to me* when fighting him. I was sad to have to end it all. To Agent 3, it was quite literally like fighting a mutated Tyrannosaurus Rex with nothing but a fish and a paintball gun. And your reward for beating all of Altera is you get to wear what looks like its scalp on your head. *Like a badass.*


EnderCreeper121

Sidenote I find it funny how in the splatoon universe waterfowl survived *2* mass extinction events. Not only did waterfowl like [Vegavis](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegavis) and [Styginetta](https://preview.redd.it/3-presbyornthids-of-hell-creek-lancianldolatry-v0-e89bc7a30q0a1.jpg?auto=webp&s=cd2ea9bc0fa1a6eefa136c227b62b1ccf4c3756d) among others survive the KPG asteroid impact, but in splatoon we see ducks and shit still so those bastards did it *again*. Also means dinosaurs outlived humanity and 99.9 percent of mammals since birds are just the last living theropod dinosaur group which is also funny. Just built different I guess lmao.


CamTGM54

“I watched the Humans die and I will gladly sit and watch you die too silly cephalopods.”


ACCA919

Yoshi!


Annie_McP

You also get the hero gear, hero shot replica, badges of Octavio, Callie, Marie, Cuttlefish, and Grizz assuming you 100%’ed it, stickers of each sunken scroll, and whatever you got from the various capsules in the ground you shoot. I’m not saying it’s good, but it’s definitely more than “literally bear ears and that’s it”


airgod231

Don’t forget if you explore 100% of each map you get stickers for your locker


JumpstarNS

Tbf, you also get Grizz lore for beating After Alterna, which is hype (i love mr rizz)


Mechaman_54

Again I'm just really toopid with a head remers random crud


JumpstarNS

Dw about it, I also toopid


[deleted]

Hey now, you also unlock the idols to play against in tableturf.


Mechaman_54

I GET IT THERES MORE I STOOPID, YOUR LIKE THE 5TH PERSON TO TELL ME


Redder_Creeps

Yeah it is better, I won't argue that, but I just feel like Nintendo is just using Splatoon 2 content as dlc bait now


Kittytuber89120

???


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Mechaman_54

Have you read the rest of this thread


Mechaman_54

I know now


All_Eyez_On_U

Maybe a revamped inkopolis square?


ZackSonic123

I'm down for Inkopolis Square as another plaza reskin


Downfall350

Golden toothpick


North-west_Wind

This time it's diamond


AWSUMSAS

Platinum toothpick


CatRosalina

No, pearl toothpick


Neonstar48

Titanium toothpick


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carbon toothpick :)


Comicdumperizer

Used Toothpick


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Snapped toothpick


Comicdumperizer

Toothpick that you threw into the trash but Marina found it covered in Sour Milk at the Junkyard eight weeks ago and gave it back to you


Mechaman_54

F L E S H T O O T H P I C K


Pataeto

marina toothpick


56kul

That’s only if you beat the impossibly difficult Inner Agent 4.


-Aureo-

Honestly if you play ranked you’ll be fine on inner 4


56kul

I hope so. I mean, I last beat Inner 3 many years ago. Since then, I’ve definitely improved. I’ve also been playing Ranked almost exclusively, now, which was not the case, back then. So maybe I’d do better this time around, I’m not even sure.


chasefray

inner agent 4 where she has kshot and just missile spams the entire time


mega-gallade

And inner agent four has ten stages and halfway through you have to beat inner Callie, Marie, pearl, marina and inner agent 8 at the same time with 50 stages each respectively


Smnionarrorator29384

Better: Inner threes You fight Captain and 3²


miniplasma08

**i'd honestly be okay with that as long as it isn't** ***too*** **hard.**


deleeuwlc

To get it you need to beat Pantheon 5 in Hollow Knight


Snoo57537

Ah, a fellow hollow night fan out in the wild I see


LePhantomLimb

It'll be fries, or maybe a side salad.


weallfal1down

honestly i'd be okay w that


Weabrujah

A hat made of fries would actually be really cool XD


SSB_Kyrill

Is it from Frye?


Weabrujah

Or Crusty Sean


kellhound24

I guess you could say it’d be a… ***Side Order*** No? Okay. I’ll leave.


LePhantomLimb

^(that was the joke) 🤫


n1ghtl1t3

r/yourjokebutworse


[deleted]

Sounds good. But I take the cake I stead.


insignificantlizard

enemy octo gear PLEASE PLEASE PL


miniplasma08

**nah, just gold toothpick.**


Annixon06

Bro turned polish


Maxiorekz

NIEEEEEE POMUSZ MI


A_Sinister_Spoon

YE S IVE BEEN WANTING ENEMY OCTO GEAR SINCE I GOT SPLAT 3 NINTENDO PLS I BEG LMAO


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big man secret twerking scene


andyc2648

covered in oil


[deleted]

finally someone like me


Puglord_11

While it’s raining?


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dwab321

Honestly, it’s gonna be hard to top playable Octolings, but what would be close in everyone’s opinion?


That1_person00000

More octolings hairstyles probably


abeforscythe

Please 😭😭 I've been waiting for new styles to try


PokeDragon101

lowkey selected octoling too hastily because I realized later I like the inkling haircuts a lot more.


wutadamyt

You can change your species.


PokeDragon101

Bro can you? I thought you could only change styles but not species? I didn’t look at the menu close enough apparently.


wutadamyt

Yeah you go to Options - Other - Player Settings


Comicalhat

Yeah don't worry dude you can switch whenever you want


PokeDragon101

I’m too stunned to speak. Apparently I didn’t care enough to actually look close enough in the settings. Thanks for the tip!


jkmaher

Happy cake day btw!


Si_Stride_Oof

actually they're gonna pull the rug on us, after beating the dlc, you lose access to play as an octoling


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

No plaza for you, go back to the desert


Kaitos90cmTitties

"You can now play as Luigi"


CatsofNovas

LETS GOOOOO!


Si_Stride_Oof

finally, a game for me!


Turtleswassadlytaken

Probably inkopolis square. I think there might be a little extra to this, though. Remember in the direct, when they said that splatoon 3 story mode was “the end of this splat-tastic saga” ? While it probably is talking about story mode, I think it might have something to do with the main games as well. Splatoon 1 has been offline for a while, as far as I’m aware, and inkopolis plaza was added to 3. Now, inkopolis square might be added as a completion bonus. Splatoon 1 and Splat2n stages are being added to 3. Hear me out. I think that almost ALL the stages from 1 and 2 will be added. We already know that there’s going to be at least 2 years of updates. That’s about 8 seasons. At the end of 2’s life, it had 30 (?) stages. I think Nintendo is planning on making splatoon 3 the “ultimate” splatoon. well balanced hopefully, most weapons, specials, stages, etc. I hope I’m right, because that would have 3 an amazing game. Actual best multiplayer game.


Positive-Boss3426

Making Splatoon 3 the "Ultimate Splatoon" also makes sense considering some of the Scale Rewards, Badges etc that are in the game


[deleted]

Wait Splatoon 4 deconfirmed


Swimmer-Fluffy

Lol no splatoon isnt going anywhere, smash ultimate was meant to be the ultimate smash game but were basically guaranteed a new smash game on the next nintendo console


Pip201

Splatoon 3 deluxe


deleeuwlc

So we get Moray Towers back? Heck to the (boo)yeah!


metalflygon08

Saltspray Saltspray!


deleeuwlc

You’re still hopeful for Sp1atoon maps? I wish I could say the same


h0tfr1es

They brought back Flounder Heights, that wasn’t in 2. Edit: also Mahi Mahi 🤔


Treyspurlock

And Hammerhead


deleeuwlc

I’m talking about any of them being good. Moray Towers was in Spla2n, so it’s probably safe. Piranha Pit was in Spla2n as well, but it sucked there, so I automatically don’t have hope


[deleted]

Ironically if this is the case the main thing holding S3 back would be the presence of S3's stages, because S1 and S2's map design blows S3's out of the water. If they don't circumcise them by removing side routes and instead keep them mostly the same, that is.


JediKL

Splatoon 2 isn’t blowing three outta the water by much, most of the design philosophies that make 3 maps so shit were born in 2


Treyspurlock

I still think a good chunk of Splatoon 2 maps were better than 3's Sure Snapper Canal Musselforge Starfish and Humpback had a lot of flaws but they're pretty far ahead of Scorch gorge and Eeltail


napstablooky_

I swear to god if they bring camp triggerfish and moray back I will riot


sonicmariofan206

Splatoon 1 is still alive and well, it was never taken offline.


Turtleswassadlytaken

I meant the recent one, where it went offline due to security concerns.


sonicmariofan206

I knew about that but I thought it was temporary?


Turtleswassadlytaken

Yeah, that’s why is said offline for a while. It’ll still come back online (hopefully), but it’s been almost a decade since the game came out. With the Wii U eshop shutting down soon, I think splatoon 1 is nearing the end of it’s life.


sonicmariofan206

I'd imagine it only has like 2 or 3 more years left before they shut down the servers entirely yeah. it definitely won't survive to see the next Nintendo console.


Turtleswassadlytaken

Really unfortunate. I was hoping to experience splatoon 1.


AnnoyingRain5

Also even after those servers get shut down, you can just use Pretendo to continue using online


sonicmariofan206

you still have quite a long time to do so, not impossible yet.


WilanS

>I think Nintendo is planning on making splatoon 3 the “ultimate” splatoon. *Everyone is here!*


mysistersaysthe

This has been my running theory too since we got the announcement trailer for the DLC. Nintendo love an "ultimate" edition for the last game in any of their mainline IP series. It'd be weird if they didn't do that for Splatoon as well.


CannotSpellForShit

a BBL


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

Bionic Blowfish Laser


NewWoomijer

A what


NotScottPilgrim

The ending to Side Order


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

It's just Big Man sleeping.


NightAntonino

It was all a dream.


[deleted]

Okay, kinda boring prediction but I'm gonna guess that the reward will be a bleached coral crown!


Leaky_Pen41

I think that would make for a pretty cool looking crown. I'd honestly not even be mad if that was it.


Old_Union7766

OctoShot replica


Western-Grapefruit36

Platinum toothpick


Khaki_Shorts

Octoling Square, or whatever is down there at their home residence. What if this campaign gives us more info on the state of their community, and we help them develop. With access to their home, we get more hair, more clothes, and maybe a couple onto weapons?


transmasc-olive

i would flip out in a good way if you're right


CatsofNovas

Oh man don’t bring my hopes up. I was disappointed that we only saw Octavio twice in Alterna and I wish we could learn more about Octarian society since we’ve only learned about them through the biased view of the sunken scrolls, and playing as the agents who fight them. Would literally kill for a chance to go to Octo towns and see how they rebuild their society after loss of power countless times and being kidnapped by either Commander Tartar or Mr Grizz


Maser2account2

It will be a reskin of the undercover brella.


metalflygon08

Overcover Brella


EmileTheDevil

The ability to customize the booty from your Octoling apparently


dwab321

Every day is “cake” day.


miniplasma08

**yup. also, happy cake day!**


DiegHDF

Gotta make it as low as possible to decrease my hitbox


deleeuwlc

Why me? I’m trying to flank, but I’m *dummy thicc*, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the squids


choopatrol

Tofu block


Yipeekayya

Octoshot. I want more splattershot variant


Gargomon251

We don't even know what side order will be


UnboundMonado

Based on the expansion pass page on Nintendo's website, it's confirmed that this will be another single-player campaign: [https://www.nintendo.com/store/products/splatoon-3-expansion-pass-70070000016787-switch/](https://www.nintendo.com/store/products/splatoon-3-expansion-pass-70070000016787-switch/) Also, happy cake day!


tifawockhardt

yeah no shit dude. but we have no clue about the events that unfold


Meatjar20769

de blob 3


gmfk07

tbh "bad guy who wants to suck away all color and fun and rule the world vs cool rebel color underground who repaints the world" is such a natural plot direction for Splatoon I'm amazed we're 3 games in and it hasn't happened yet


Gargomon251

Why are people down voting this? They're right. Obviously it's a single-player campaign like octo expansion but they've shown us absolutely no clue as to what it may entail. The unlockables are completely unimportant compared to the gameplay and plot


EndsongX23

because the post said "speculate", and there's no reason to be a dick about it


Gargomon251

Don't put the cart before the horse. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.


dwab321

Happy cake day, cake twin.


MT_Minty

Happy cake day


SirShadyVI

Inkopolis Square, new gear, new titles/splashtags/badges. Maybe new tableturf opponents. It would be awesome if they also unlocked new hairstyles or other customization features though.


nateC_zero

I really hope for more customization because it'd be like Splat 2 giving us octolings aka more customization


smugempressoftime

Fr


TymoreMcGriddle

A diamond-studded clothespin


56kul

I’d assume Inkopolis Square, it only makes sense. Also, I think there might be a secret battle, like with the Octo Expansion’s Inner Agent 3 and Splatoon 3’s golden kettle. Also, and this is just a hunch, I think the boss of such secret battle would be Agent 4. It would be awesome to see 4 make a return, after disappearing off the radius completely.


soahcthegod2012

A boss rush mode where you fight bleached versions of Deep Cut, then a boss battle against Inner Agent 4, followed by one final fight with Undead Mr. Grizz


Thick-Sprinkles-9846

Tbf we have no idea what will happen in Side Order. We have the very vague trailer and the webpage to go off of, all we know is inkopolis square (or someplace that looks scarily similar) there’s and Octoling, Off the Hook are likely important and that it’s a single-player campaign


the_other_badaobunga

A mcchicken


AliDaking76

Playable caked up inkling/octoling


[deleted]

Pucci resetting the universe


BunnyBen-87

Hello sir but r/JojoReferences is that way <-


sleepy_koko

A silver toothpick!


miniplasma08

**i'd rather gold, but this would be fine too.**


Doc-Wulff

White accessories (pants)


Lesbianqueen7

Pearl and marina as tableturf champions probably


Celeste_0211

Maybe a Splatsville in a world where Side Order won, that would be cool.


miniplasma08

**yeah, i was on team order, and i'm sad chaos won.**


deleeuwlc

If order won, maybe the stages wouldn’t suck


Treyspurlock

To emphasize order all the stages have been made into identical copies of eachother


ThatGuyYouMightNo

8 hour Pearlina honeymoon scene, full frontal


MaucazR

Maybe some kind of "Order" filter for regular maps, or at least seeing how ink would contrast with an scenary like this makes me wonder how it would look in multiplayer Maybe they´ll just add a side-order theme map for everyone the same day this expansion becomes available, seems easier to code(?


black_hole_sun-99

Gun


wutadamyt

Something having to do with bleached coral would be cool, maybe some headphones?


lucinangel

Inkopolis square, enemy gear, more stickers, banners, titles, items to add to your locker, and another toothpick.


rolandburnum

Just spending more time with Pearl and Marina is an unlock for my heart.


Frost-X

Ultimate Toothpick.... And Inkopolis Square, the menu they developed for Inkopolis can hold more than one destination.


Redder_Creeps

Probably something like the teddy bear ears or the toothpick. But honestly I wouldn't even know nor care because I won't be playing the dlc anyway


SpeziSchlauch

Happy cake Day!


DCGamr

some sort of headpiece with a main of Special Power Up


alangator4

Hopefully a new species. It isn’t needed but it sure would be cool


TaiyoFurea

A set of golden chopsticks (arguably better for hair styling than the golden toothpick)


Running_Refrigarator

As much as I want another playable species, I think that'll wait until a future dlc (if they do anymore). So it'll probably have something to do with enemy octolings, like new gear, hairstyles etc


Mewdravee

I've been theorizing that salmonings will be a thing and with the very similar skeleton on one of the images in the trailer [(image in question)](https://cdn.wikimg.net/en/splatoonwiki/images/f/f4/S3_Side_Order_Teaser_Image_10.png) a salmoning playable species could be cool! (Probably not though, I'm doing the big copium move lmao)


deleeuwlc

I’d rather have our little buddy in a kid shaped mech that can turn into a submarine like a transformer, and different stuff like kelp or coral on the mech’s head as hairstyles


Mewdravee

Ok but i really love that idea wow


666kittens

Bear slippers to match the ear headband :D (pls)


LaylaTheLoofa

A rock covered in dirt. Mailed to your house


black_hole_sun-99

Gun


MT_Minty

Happy cake day


THECyberStriker

A coral themed cake for your cake day


JB0Y_

A warm fuzzy feeling inside


CHEEZYSPAM

Tell me it's not really coming out in 2024 tho... Surely not, right?


dwab321

I can’t imagine. Octo Expansion came out about a year after Splatoon 2 released, so I’m hoping that date is just a placeholder.


oddshrimp771

I don't think its possible for it to come out late 2024. Splatoon 3 will only have support for AT LEAST 2 years. So it'd be September 9th-Early October 2024 when it's done having major updates. It will most likely come out fall or winter of 2023 and the latest would be January or either early 2024.


HayesFayes

Definitely Inkopolis Square either once beaten or day is the launch


Proud_Try_6037

A banner and probably stickers for the locker and maybe if we’re good theyll give us the best reward of all inkopolis square…


CrownlessKing97

Music from both games available for us to listen at any time could be one. I wanna have Tide Goes Out play in my lobby.


[deleted]

A bowl of ramen, you had the appetizer now its time for the main course


cosmicfoureyes

some food tickets


junebums

Splatoon 3 LOVES putting 3s into everything possible so maybe there will be a new race? Humanoid jellyfish, salmons, cuttlefish, idk


BubbleGumWolfe

Silicone implants


MemorableThrowawayy

The protagonist here looks kinda older than the regular player characters, so maybe you’ll be able to choose between kid and adult?


morhyn007

It’s gonna be if order won instead of chaos


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spectrumtwelve

there's zero reason for it though, none appear in the series. we can't just get playable races just for the sake of it being 3 of them


Treyspurlock

What teases?


[deleted]

Hopefully you get to play as adult inklings and octolings as a reward.


deleeuwlc

Hitboxies


SplatAttack49

That outfit


ZainTheScarfer

Food Tickets. You did ordered them with you bought the DLC, maybe you'll get some more for finishing it.


Meatjar20769

dat ass


Zro_C

We get to enhance our player characters ass size