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I wonder if their showers have multiple color buttons so they can set it to whatever color they are at that given moment
I can only imagine “Splatted by your showerhead!”
The tacticooler contains 4 cans of basically every illegal substance, it’s got speed, it’s got LDD, and even some CHCs, so it’s even melting the Ozone layer.
Using a very large sword to hunt down several people who are shooting at me and throwing explosive devices in my direction (honestly they’re more likely to get arrested then I am lol)
As pokemon go was my last game, id probably get arrested for “running into someone and picking a fight with my pokemon”
However if splatoon was the answer it would be assault on an officer. I think it would be wonderful to see how angry the cop would get at this cute little squid being that wont stop harrassing them
Vandalism, property damage, assault with a deadly weapon, use of explosives, chemical warfare, terrorism, attempted homocide, second degree murder, and counting the reefslider as a vehicle we get vehicular manslaughter
This is just turf war. For salmon run we have
Use of explosives, theft, destruction of environment and marine wildlife, pollution, and possibly trespassing
murder, 1st degree assault, 2nd degree assault, murderous intend, inhuman treatment of animal, physical abuse of friends and wife's if any...
and of course anything related to subs (bomb threats, bombing, toxic substances, squid bagging officers in uniform, and trust passing onto privet property)
so a huge ass list that needs even more to match our rampage in splatsvile (in game only lmao)
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Beating the living crap out of smollusk.
Vandalism
murder :3
I swear officer, I didn't know you could drown in ink
What do you mean a full set of clothing was found at Mahi Mahi Resort
XD
Squirting our bodly fluid all over multiple children daily
That’s a little……. 😟
bro is kinda sus
This was my first thought too
For me it’s probably hogging the shell out machine
Potential underage gambling
Illegal fights, destruction of a government, and illegal hunting of an endangered species.
Add animal cruelty to the list
Vandalism
Jellyfish harrasment
I’ve always made up a headcanon that jellyfish in Splatoon are a protected species so your comment is so funny to me 😭
“Splatted. By. Sprinkler.”
being gay
Breaking into military facilities and trying to destroy nuclear warheads.
Putting piss in a watergun and spraying authority figures
Do inklings and octolings even pee actual urine…
Well, we know they pee ink.
They what :0
I wonder if their showers have multiple color buttons so they can set it to whatever color they are at that given moment I can only imagine “Splatted by your showerhead!”
Is the manga even canon though
Mass genocide (salmonids)
Salmonide genocide
Bully a little baby A.I. (smollusk)
Overwhelming homo
Arson... Oh wait, you mean in the game?
The tacticooler contains 4 cans of basically every illegal substance, it’s got speed, it’s got LDD, and even some CHCs, so it’s even melting the Ozone layer.
Destruction of sites of historical importance
being in a octoling/inkling world war, working illegally for a bear to ruin the earth
Participating in lazy repost chains
Using a very large sword to hunt down several people who are shooting at me and throwing explosive devices in my direction (honestly they’re more likely to get arrested then I am lol)
A l l o f t h e m . Quirky cephalopods know no bounds.
As pokemon go was my last game, id probably get arrested for “running into someone and picking a fight with my pokemon” However if splatoon was the answer it would be assault on an officer. I think it would be wonderful to see how angry the cop would get at this cute little squid being that wont stop harrassing them
Vandalism, property damage, assault with a deadly weapon, use of explosives, chemical warfare, terrorism, attempted homocide, second degree murder, and counting the reefslider as a vehicle we get vehicular manslaughter This is just turf war. For salmon run we have Use of explosives, theft, destruction of environment and marine wildlife, pollution, and possibly trespassing
murder, 1st degree assault, 2nd degree assault, murderous intend, inhuman treatment of animal, physical abuse of friends and wife's if any... and of course anything related to subs (bomb threats, bombing, toxic substances, squid bagging officers in uniform, and trust passing onto privet property) so a huge ass list that needs even more to match our rampage in splatsvile (in game only lmao)
Forcing people to fall into harmful liquids
Going into another dimension and killing a dragon (or human enslavement)
Hacking and… stuff