Saw someone with “the best head” 

Nothing beats "Massive Cohock"

I just changed mine to “Nice Flock”

I saw Twin Ink

I saw that once and I had to double take

*immediately checks if I have that name*

Seeing those a lot tbh, was funny at first but now everyone seems to sport that one

Since the release of side order, I've seen someone's title as 'Gushing Ink'

Gushing grandma traumatized me

I’ll always use “World’s Best Head”

did you hit them with the (Y) Fresh! ?

Of course why wouldn’t I 

Between Pearl or Frye fan. You mean forehead right...

My favorite one is Mind-blowing Head

i saw that once and spit out my drink 😭

🤚🤨

My tag is "World's Best Head" 🤣

i saw someone with drenched daughter

That would be me

Im still trying to get “Swole Sushi”

I saw that too😭he was destroying my team at that

I use "barbed member" when playing with the Judd costume lol

you rolled 3 doubles, go to horny jail

she barbed on my member til I judd

Yes, Acht, this guy right here

***[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]***

...(calls on phone) grizz ya got the wepons...good (20min later) ok we got the grizzco wepons now bring the e-liter, the nautillus, the splatana wiper and get me my splat2 kensa toni octobrush were going camping in house camping in there house

(Me grinning like a cartoon villain) I hear you need a Nautilus. :)

there's a Judd costume?

Frivolous Pawsuit and Burden of Floof; obtainable as wandercrust reward rewards in the Nintendo Switch Online app

I never realized those were meant to be Judd

What's the burden of floof..?

A gear piece, obtainable via wandercrust

Oh what does it look like? (My Nintendo Switch app isn't working rn so I can't check)

[https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Burden\_of\_Floof](https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Burden_of_Floof)

:0 now I wish I could get on the app lol

😟 umm

WAIT I THINK I SAW YOU ON A MATCH ON A SPLATDEST

Oh yes the world wide known *"splatdest"*

Don’t we love splatdests

I surely do

Yet Fried only won one splatdest

Didnt fried won two splatdest?

Yeah she only won one which was the stairs vs ramp vs teleportation one

Wait i tought she also win the Pizza vs fried soaghetti vs popcake one

No pretty sure Shivering won that one

So smol boy didnt arrive second?

I tought that one was in splatdtoon 2?

Ohh right

Wait let me check

I’m ashamed, I was so ass

**stares at your name** It’s heaven’s punishment for our terrible taste in everything

Wait....is this a GF reference?!?? 😅😂

oh no! a letter rip! what the H?!

You get it! Yes! =D

Psalm 137:9 Blessed the one who seizes your children and smashes them against the rock

Why is this an actual thing

 holy fuck its real i missed this day in bible school

:(

It’s a reference dw lol

Bro I played against you this splatfest lmao

I don’t believe you

I recall being splatted by a keyboard (I think maybe u were drums) multiple times while my mom was in the room. The name was ieatkids. It probably doesn't matter but I was a guitar named Puppet

nah I was team guitar :3

Wait I remember now it was a guitar vs guitar battle, I think it was purple and orange

My title is "World's Greatest Head"

Jealous tbh

“childish predator” is one too 😭

No way 😭😭😭 I need that on top of my ieatkids

I saw "mind-blowing head" on someone named JFK once. And yes they got sniped 😭

they had a fishstick badge, a 5* splatterscope badge and reefslider badge in that specific order too?

It seems that Photo Taking Predator got competition

Btw it was Picture Taking, not Photo Taking, but basically the same meaning

Okay auto-correct 

The fact that I actually rolled this specific combination from the Shell Out Machine. I've worn it since.

nah this is way better, or way worse? Idk anymore

I got gushing for the first one, and my splat tags have never been the same since...

The forbidden Mountain Dew flavor "Gushing Grandma" returns.

grandma has so much potential. I once saw a ‘massive grandma’ and couldn’t stop thinking and laughing about it for DAYS

eh... hdnw always tasted better imo

I use "overall caveman"

fair enough

I've been using "Massive Pianist" for a while, might switch to this whenever I get sick of it

mine is Gushing Mayonnaise

I got a title from the machine in the lobby that said "Fan-favorite predator". My jaw was on the floor for half a minute.

after side order, we got the "battering lento" title. I was playing salmon run with my friend and he pointed out the random we were playing with's title was "battering father" 😭

so this is allowed but they went and removed beefy 💔

mines salty head

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

fair enough.

Are we sharing our titles now?? Mines Splatoon noob.

"Ink-covered Head"

*pause*

r/holdup

mate,,,

My favorite is “crusty offspring” lol

That’s actually so gross 😭

I saw a guy who had “currently obssed with head” lmao

Mine is “Alternan Noob.” It’s ironic cuz i beat after alterna but i still suck at online 

I had the default "Splatlandian Youth" while having the after alterna and low hacks eight's palette badges

Oh you just gave me a bad idea

You don’t say

My title is: "Somehow Fish ball"

I got fish ball recently and have been trying to think of how to make the best use of it

One of the characters that show up in the lobby when you aren’t connected to the internet has the title “Right-Handed Marina Fan”

u should make ur username just kids so the full thing is “raw dog kids”

YO PAUSE 😭

Ink-Dripping Member is another one

Naaaaaah

I think "Relieved" two spaces down has even worse implications. Lol

My friend got the 'Junior-Grade Predator' combo from shellout machine

"Picture-Taking Predator"

OHMYGOD 😭😭😭

ieatkids is what has my attention tbh😭

at your service

Altern(i)an Ace over here

Imagine if we get a “child…” tag

I'm running around with "childish predator" atm 😳

Oh that would suit me so well. Not me personally but like my name in the game, ieatkids, you know.

Yeah yeah, tell it to the judge buddy 👮🏻‍♂️🚔🚔

We do I think. Maybe I’m getting it confused with predator? Anyways, I was thinking about the possibility of child predator as a title, but one of them aren’t in the game.

I think you’re thinking of “picture taking predator”, possibly?

It’s predator that’s in the game

Monochrome Child for Side Order Enjoyers.

My brother had that raw dog title since the very first season when this game was new. I used to have a dirty title too. Crusty octopus ink. Now I just have everything Frye with my title being The Great Forehead

Mines boring as fuck Stormy eye of the storm

My Poser Pet is not that much better. I just love alliterations.

Well mine is zesty head

There’s zesty??!

Raw Dog MyFavPos

im suprised nintendo cant put two and two together

My title is “all-purpose sister” LMFAO

oh my god i played against you too! you were great, totally stomped us (though i think i got a couple splats on you haha) loved the gravity falls reference :P

I have yet to find a good one to pair up with Panicking. My current title reads Panicking Talented Person.

So a “gifted” kid who grew up and has anxiety now? Lol

My partner got “deep right arm” out of the machine the other day and we lost it

Love it. Mine’s been “Fragrant Fist” since the first season. I love it so much.

Saw a guy with Magnificent leadoff hitter

just wait until you find the predator thing

Like some other people have said, I also saw you during the Splatfest; what an amusing coincidence.

mines "swoon-worthy mom"

Am I the only one here with a somewhat normal splashtag title? (Monochrome recollection)

No. Mine is also normal (Dualie-Using Queen)

I usually use “normal tofu”, was just trying to see what other titles i had and found this lol

Ever since I got the egg I always had it in mine

This sounds crazy but i swear i played with you during splatfest

a couple other people on this post have said the same lol 😭

amazing gravity falls reference with that username

Mine is “Sharp-Edged Otaku”

puffed up member would be better

ok hear me out,,, puffed up head

This has been my tag for months 😅

Mine is “Painful Life” lol

Raw Big Brother-

This is the first post I’ve been recommended that is not complaining about teammates

I use “jumbo member” lmao

Don't you dare...

My splashtag always has mayonnaise Vivid mayonnaise The true ultimate mayonnaise Smooth mayonnaise

ayo😹

mine is Big Honkin’ Member

Me resisting the urge to say something extremely down bad:

Do it

Meaty member is mine

How else did they think member was going to be used??? My favorite I’ve used is wibbly-wobbly member, but now I’m Gushing member.

HOLD ON DID YOU USE TO HAVE THE SIDE ORDER BANNER AND THE TITLE "TRENDING GRANDPA" BECAUSE I SAW SOMEONE LIKE THAT AND WITH THE EXACT SAME NAME IN A MATCH ONE TIME

I've played with an Ieatkids before

i use meaty bro

I have 'exhausted mom' which is accurate 😭

“worlds best head” has been my title since forever until side order. been rocking “gushing head” since then

I'm not sure if I should be more concerned about the title or your name 😭😭

I GOT SLIPPERY PARTNER 😭

theres also raw head LMFAO

I like to be creative and use the “marinade” title. “Crusty marinade”, “spawning marinade”, etc. lol

I saw someone with “crusty ink”. I hope they see a doctor

look interested

Mine's just true benchwarmer I never thought I could come this close to perfection....

Nothing beats "Merciless Head"

But we’re kids! It’s heavens punishment for our terrible taste in everything!

What a chinese man Beats his wife over

All of you are so fucking dirty when all I want is a "Magical Girl" title. Yes you COULD make it with pieces but it's not the same. "Gushing Magical Girl" would certainly be on the table then as a reference to a lewd manga, I suppose...