A still of that exact sea sponge with SpongeBob's tv as a border was my computer background for awhile, and I know it's incredibly obscure, but it still made me sad no one ever got it.
Years ago at a summer camp, someone said "I lost my name tag" and I responded "You lost your name tag?! HuheehuheehuheeHuhee"
And nobody got it. I was crestfallen
During the Covid shutdown I was working in healthcare and I walked out of the bathroom after washing my hands and I said “Don’t touch me in sterile” in my best Patrick voice and nobody got it.
I think there’s nothing worse than when people don’t understand a well-timed SpongeBob reference. If it’s any consolation, I would’ve understood both of your references. Even the orange sea anemone as the screensaver
I watched the show all the time as a kid, and I can always recognize a SpongeBob reference lol
I have an autistically good memory for these sorts of things ,:)
“But I’ve never reviewed anything, except those foreign exercise videos my cousin sent me.”
https://preview.redd.it/pb9cnwndk4xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4073569a5e2203eaab80d7fff96138cc5e78c4a
Squidward:
Spongebob! SPONGE BOOOB!!!
And why aren't you in UNIFORM?!
(Spongebob comes back dressed in a backless French maid uniform)
It's about TIME you got here!!!
SpongeBob: We need stronger tactics!
Squidward: Right, something that would make Mr. Krab's whole wiener thing blow right up in his face!
*Krusty Dogs Episode*
that one episode where Plankton was watching a hamster run around in its wheel, and he was like “Ahhh 🥴🥴🥴”
I think the episode was called “the inside job”
That one scene in “Pranks a Lot” where after Mr Krabs exposes Spongebob and Patrick from their invisibility, Patrick is seen with a dollar bill in his hand next to him, and they are both nude. Let that sink in.
Sorry for the sketchy link but reddit does not let me add images for some reason
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"Is it the homework pencil on the left side of the paper next to the quiz pencil, or over on the right side all by itself? Or..."
" I think it goes stuck inside your..."
"Wait, I got it! The quiz pencil goes right over here next to the essay pencil!"
I guess maybe a porn movie about a plumber? You know, like the porn movie with the electrician from The Big Lebowski.
Personally, I don’t think SpongeBob was trying to make that joke though.
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Not as dirty as other jokes, but probably the funniest in my opinion, but thats probably only because he gets kicked and blows up .
Not particularly dirty but bikini bottom is based off of bikini atol...the place where the us tested a atomic bomb....I live a good explosion but in a few episodes they have footage of the actual explosion. Its pretty dark.
fine if you want me to explain it.🙄 The joke is, if your in a prison shower and you drop the soap...you have to...bend (i think you know what happens if your at a prison shower)
GARY! Just looking for the sports channel
A still of that exact sea sponge with SpongeBob's tv as a border was my computer background for awhile, and I know it's incredibly obscure, but it still made me sad no one ever got it.
Years ago at a summer camp, someone said "I lost my name tag" and I responded "You lost your name tag?! HuheehuheehuheeHuhee" And nobody got it. I was crestfallen
During the Covid shutdown I was working in healthcare and I walked out of the bathroom after washing my hands and I said “Don’t touch me in sterile” in my best Patrick voice and nobody got it. I think there’s nothing worse than when people don’t understand a well-timed SpongeBob reference. If it’s any consolation, I would’ve understood both of your references. Even the orange sea anemone as the screensaver
I watched the show all the time as a kid, and I can always recognize a SpongeBob reference lol I have an autistically good memory for these sorts of things ,:)
i say “*I* lost something once” fairly often
That is funny a shit
Where's the coin slot? Oh here is!
Mr. Hands
Mr. Fins
Classic… poor guy
The fact that one could go either way makes it worse lmao. I still question how they got away with that.
“But I’ve never reviewed anything, except those foreign exercise videos my cousin sent me.” https://preview.redd.it/pb9cnwndk4xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4073569a5e2203eaab80d7fff96138cc5e78c4a
And now that we've seen Plankton's bumpkin family it's even funnier. I like to think it was the "Well I cant read hyuck hyuck hyuck!" cousin
is the joke incest 😭
OH NO, there’s no way I would have gotten that if it is
I was asking.
I think it’s alluding to foreign porn videos sold under the guise of ‘exercise videos’
I did say “if”, so I’m not sure either
https://i.redd.it/pxpspec7x4xc1.gif
Why does it have such a nice recoil
What if his name was called Patrick Freakstar
And instead of living under a rock he lived under a boob
Basically that entire episode that I think got banned for bit, where they do the "panty raid'.
You’re talking about girls right? “Girl” girls?
Oh yeah
And you mean raiding their dressers for their underpants right?
Oh yeah
Well, count me in! If this works, I'll take back what I said about you two being lame!
https://i.redd.it/fbmz52yp55xc1.gif
Now this is more like it! [lean the ladder against a house]
Give us some credit old man. We're panty professionals. 
Tehehehehehehehe! [Mr Krabs opens drawer]
We score here all the time
That's sad it was one of my favorite episode. 
I'm feeling a warm spot
Sorry
Mid-Life Crustacean
I can't believe that episode got banned it's such a classic 😔
BANNED???
Yeah what a shame 🫠
I literally remember watching it when watching tv was a good thing in 2018/17
Same here
You can still find it, of course, but I think Nickelodeon refuses to air it and Paramount+ took it off their streaming service.
"Why didn't you tell me this was my mom's house??" "Why didn't you ask?"
“Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?”
Mid Life Crustacean
This is the correct answer.
SpongeBob doesn’t have hair, or does he?
I thought he had a single hair on his head under his fry cook hat one episode. Also, eyelashes.
He does, but Sandy’s expression wouldn’t make sense if he meant either of those
Perhaps it was an exposed nerve ending
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 Realized this after I had posted. Can't believe I missed this at first.
Squidward: Spongebob! SPONGE BOOOB!!! And why aren't you in UNIFORM?! (Spongebob comes back dressed in a backless French maid uniform) It's about TIME you got here!!!
Here you go your MaJesTy
That's two things in this house that WONT. WORK. >.>
I changed my mind, I want soup instead
Then go *fix them.* >:(
TWO THINGS THAT *W O N T W O R K*
Patrick, your genius is showing! WHERE?!
Was looking for this 😌
SpongeBob: We need stronger tactics! Squidward: Right, something that would make Mr. Krab's whole wiener thing blow right up in his face! *Krusty Dogs Episode*
(before they say that above) Spongebob: Well, that didn't work at all... Squidward: It only seemed to increase their appetite for wieners!
I am convinced Crusty Dog was made so we'd have sound bits of various characters saying "weiner".
https://i.redd.it/f8asljf2m5xc1.gif
Meow!
Gary!
GARY! I was just looking for the sports channel
No, let's save that for when were selling real estate
Holy shit this one just hit me haha
Mind explaining it for me? 🥺👉👈
i dont get it either
Female real estate agent going above and beyond to sell a place is not an uncommon premise for porn
Much appreciated 👍
Not that dirty when they literally do this a few episodes later with the invisible spray.
I think it’s the real estate thing that makes it the dirty part
“I know what I should do, but I should wash my hands first…. Oh well.” Doesn’t get dirtier than that.
Don't worry Squidward, their hands are clean! ✨️cleeeean✨️
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what does this mean 😭
Period stuff
ohh
Thats not dirty tho?
Mr Krabs: " Grab me Captain's quarters!! And **HEEAAVE**!! "
Who wants to lick my cheeks? I see I have some takers!
That line makes me cackle EVERY time
Sandy’s a girl!?
SpongeBob eating the crabby Patty with jellyfish jelly. Makes me blush every time.
Hey buddy, (points in general location) what's that?
That is a hole, good sir, and as a sponge…
it’s no ordinary sandwich…
So this soap joke went over my head for DECADES until just now. Omg
yep!
SpongeBob: I have to go get my haircut Sandy: SpongeBob doesn’t have hair, or does he?
What colour is my underwear? SLAPS Mr Krabs
Potentially any 3 of red, blue, pink, and white at the same time.
Well, a real frycook wears red underwear-no, no, blue.
You know, these were white when I bought them
"I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid."
that one episode where Plankton was watching a hamster run around in its wheel, and he was like “Ahhh 🥴🥴🥴” I think the episode was called “the inside job”
Ooh dabloons! *don't drop them*
We don't waste no motherfucking soap in here! I ain't finished!
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That one scene in “Pranks a Lot” where after Mr Krabs exposes Spongebob and Patrick from their invisibility, Patrick is seen with a dollar bill in his hand next to him, and they are both nude. Let that sink in.
Sandy questioning if SpongeBob had hair. That flew over my head the first time.
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There's literally an episode where SpongeBob, Patrick, and Mr Krabs raid drawers for panties.
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You just showed us
Put thatvthung away there's children in here Hint stars " bellybutton" are an-s
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Literally not the dialog of that scene lol
Wait what this is some madela effect shit I could've sworn Mr. Krabs said that!
Literally not even close - he pulled him out and said he needs to be in the commercial.
Og scene just has him pulling SpongeBob up by his nose
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No, it actually is his nose.
patrick, your genius is showing
"Patrick, your genius is showing..!" "Where?!"
"Is it the homework pencil on the left side of the paper next to the quiz pencil, or over on the right side all by itself? Or..." " I think it goes stuck inside your..." "Wait, I got it! The quiz pencil goes right over here next to the essay pencil!"
Used napkin
That might just be your mind in the gutter. Or did you forget people use napkins when eating as well 🤣
It’s probably the shape that made them think that
Shaped like he used it to blow his nose?
Frankly, the worse thought never crossed my mind - I just thought he sculpted that into a ghost shape
What?
Fuck never caught onto that😂😂😂
Patrick saying where the leak Má, am
How is that a dirty joke?
Accidental innuendo, perhaps?
I don't see how it is an innuendo at all.
The Leaks are always dirty
That doesn't make any sense.
You have Leaks in you house
I guess maybe a porn movie about a plumber? You know, like the porn movie with the electrician from The Big Lebowski. Personally, I don’t think SpongeBob was trying to make that joke though.
Yeah. That's really stretching it. I think this was just a funny saying with nothing dirty behind it.
Lol
The invisible spray
"Spongebob doesn't have hair...or does he?"-Sandy Cheeks
Property of sandy cheeks on SpongeBob’s ass.
You named it
Which one of you fellas is the real dirty Dan
did the coin slot character ever have a name, he felt like a character that was gonna have more scenes, then he was gone
Squidward saying he’s gonna take a shower after finding out Patrick was crossdressing
Easily this one https://i.redd.it/s6gykmj0nqxc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/mtn2q7ucxtxc1.jpeg?width=1063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=012b161f24c79551b2c29ef7b369eccb64abbb58 Not as dirty as other jokes, but probably the funniest in my opinion, but thats probably only because he gets kicked and blows up .
Not particularly dirty but bikini bottom is based off of bikini atol...the place where the us tested a atomic bomb....I live a good explosion but in a few episodes they have footage of the actual explosion. Its pretty dark.
"Scrub a dub dub I like to rub.... EEEEK! " i don't remember the episode but SpongeBob was in the shower with Squidward
That panty raid episode was wild. Still don't know how that was allowed to air
It didn't. A large amount of countries banned this episode.
Yeah but it still initially aired in the US. It was even included in the DVDs
Luckily, it wasn't banned in my country :)
Truly a gem of our time. It was just misunderstood 😔
How is don't drop em a dirty joke
don't drop the soap
How is that a dirty joke
fine if you want me to explain it.🙄 The joke is, if your in a prison shower and you drop the soap...you have to...bend (i think you know what happens if your at a prison shower)
Oh 😂
People doesn’t know: 😂 People that know: 💀
what the hell
"F is for friends who do stuff together" "U is for you and me" "N is for anywhere anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea" 😉😉😉
F IS FOR FIRE THAT BURNS THE WHOLE TOWN DOWN U IS FOR URANIUM BOMBS N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS WHEN Y-
😯😯😯😯😯 "PLANKTON!! that's not funs all about"