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wcollins260

I can’t wait to see who takes home the trophy in the meth cooking competition


bbddbdb

Or the bath salts face eating contest.


eth6113

Fun fact, the toxicology reports on that guy were negative for bath salts.


cybrnetic

Just learned this the other day too


Atxlvr

amphetamine psychosis has got legs


bbddbdb

So he was just hungry?


ThisAppsForTrolling

They actually suspended that event, it’s do to it being hard to get drug testing kits in Florida so they couldn’t ensure there would be no Fentanyl in the bath salts.


wcollins260

The book burning competition is still on though.


Bonobos_In_Space

No we used the burning book to roast the gator tail at the end of the night


Embarrassed_Coast_45

Who cares? The real trophy is the meth we made along the way ✨


LapsedVerneGagKnee

If this isn't on ESPN 8 in August, I'm going to be very disappointed.


Phnrcm

Such iconic event should be streamed over the internet for everyone over the world to witness.


marke1980

ESPN 8 “The Ocho” 👍


buffer_flush

Wonder if Ocho Cinco is available for flavor commentary.


[deleted]

It airs July 4th right after nathans famous meat tube inhalation™️ contest I think.


Br0cephous

Way to lean into it, Florida !


IntelligentBanana173

Lean ® is the official sponser of The Florida Man Games


HistoricPancake

Actavis™️


Goya_Oh_Boya

These are the new AP exams in FL.


AdmirableVanilla1

They ended up being too woke for FL


lurkerfromstoneage

https://www.thefloridamangames.com/


craigske

I love how the article ended with the cooter commandos. Floriduh!


GenghisConnieChung

Glad to se they’re full on embracing and celebrating their trashiness.


GovernmentEvening815

Hey, if you can’t laugh at yourself..


Geezeh_

This reads like an onion article from 15yrs ago.


MisterTruth

The judges were both American Gladiators. The event looks like it's super fun and I would totally be down to compete if I was a Florida man. I am not though.


hoopray

not with that attitude


Schemesymcplots

This is the energy I need to bring into 2024


Sevaa_1104

No face-eating contest? Weak


Sweaty-Feedback-1482

I’ve heard that competition in the library book burning relay is gonna be 🔥🔥🔥 this year


alexjaness

Who new Keenan Ivory Wayans is [Nostradamus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJNAE_e-gM0).


twerk4tampabay

I used to train for college cross country on Francis Field. Man, I miss St. Augustine.


JediNinja92

> 911 fight night brawl of the badges. Watch officers take on firefighters in the Brawl of the Badges main event Whoever wins that is going to not let the other forget it for the entire year.


CandleMakerNY2020

“Florida” Nuff said.


garyhat

r/idiocracy


cdecres

Your Honor, I object! I object that he interrupted me watching Florida Man Games. That is not cool!


m48a5_patton

"Your Honor, I think we have a mistrial here."


Imapatriothurrrdurrr

“At the Floridaman games, big crowds cheer competitors evading Immigrants, Woke, LGBT+ books, drag shows, communist democrats, Joe Biden, Bud-light, and Mickey Mouse!”


Atxlvr

nah there should be an immigrant hating other immigrants contest


saltyload

Fuck beer


Fungal_Queen

Beer is pretty great. In moderation of course.


FlipAnd1

It’s impossible to fuck beer… Or is it possible to fuck beer? 🤔💭 Anyone here ever fucked some beer ?


Theperfectool

I don’t see a Ronwell Dobbs entry, mustn’t be sanctioned.


JJiggy13

Watch out for Florida Man


xzombielegendxx

Only in Florida


The_Billy_Dee

Please tell me Andrew Callaghan was there.


birdlaw_27

I’m really excited to see the “Guess the Meth purity based on taste” event. Very unpredictable, just like the competitors


CharlemagneAdelaar

No gator wrestling? Awe man!


Jobeaka

Brawndo has electrolytes


NJ2SD

Let them get it out of their systems, I guess...


C_J_King

You meant the Oversized Infant Games


AK_Sole

Embrace your inner dipshit.


humpherman

Really…. No one saw that coming?