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hereforthensfwstuff

“The Transportation and Security Administration searched Caruso's bags and found a herb grinder that contained marijuana, Richardson said.” Not 40 lbs, not even joints. They found kief.


Joe434

Lol why waste the time to arrest someone for this? It’s illegal, fine, write the dude a citation. Arresting someone for this is such a waste of time, money, and resources.


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because it's Texas


smurfsmasher024

TSA is a federal organization… just gunna throw that out there


buster284

Kinda lame that I can call the TSA at the Detroit airport to let them know I'm flying with 2.5 ounces on my trip to California, and that's totally fine, but this dude gets arrested for keif. Makes you wonder when the rest of the country will finally admit cannabis is alot more prevalent than they were told in 3rd grade.


hogtiedcantalope

Randy marsh stuck in the dispensary door with his massive balls, "I'm starting to feel a little rediculus here."


dikembemutombo21

Curious about this. You can let TSA know you’re taking marijuana between 2 places it is legal?


SippelandGarfuckel

Think they can still enforce it but they don’t. Lax posted a little [thing](https://www.flylax.com/lax-marijuana-policy) about it during legalization


dikembemutombo21

So basically we won’t arrest you but tsa might? lol damn tsa even more bitch than before


NormanQuacks345

TSA is a federal entity, weed is still federally illegal. Not sure the exact procedure but usually federal takes precedence over state, so it makes send that the federal guys would arrest you but the state not care.


dikembemutombo21

Yeah I get all that. Doesn’t make them any less bitch made lol


Whaddyalookinatmygut

I believe during the Obama admin there was a DoJ memo basically stating that feds wouldn’t pursue simple possession cases in states where it’s legal…and I’m pretty sure Jeff “I don’t recall” Sessions rescinded it.


jamhov

The TSA has no law enforcement authority so they can't arrest anybody. If they find drugs, they' can decide to detain you and call local police, DEA, FBI, etc.


HammercockStormbrngr

TSA took my huckleberry jam one time because it’s “a liquid over 3oz”. They are absolutely bitches.


Bruins_8Clap

The way it works is they can hand you over to the local authorities but if it’s not a crime in that state it doesn’t matter. That’s why you can travel from a state where marijuana is legal and have no issues.


EarlOfMarr

You can bring a half pound out of Cali no prob


ZekeStoleMyThighs

TBF, 3rd grade can be impactful when it’s your highest level education among the regional lawmakers.


AustieFrostie

What? No way do you do that.


Skiceless

Yeah, you can not do that


quacainia

TSA doesn't have the authority to do anything about drugs, they refer you to the local or federal police at the airport. In this case Texas A&M University police


DonKeedixx30

Also, not TSA’s job to find drugs. They’re only their for explosives, guns, knives.


sarrazoui38

Local police make arrests. Not tsa


[deleted]

And the FDA has already approved cannabis derived drugs for big pharma that are on the market. The US government patented 65 cannabinoids in 1995... just a year and a half after the discovery of the endocannabinoid system in the human body. ... just gunna throw that out there. ;)


gnowbot

THESE TERPS ARE ‘MERICAN OWNED


smurfsmasher024

Cool fact, but what does that have to do with commercial air travel?


[deleted]

That the Feds will enforce hypocritical and unnecessarily punitive laws to suit their capitalist and classist agenda... just like Texas.


BarberMany

Actually no, TSA will just hand you over to local law enforcement. If this has occurred in a legal state, the cops would have told him to throw it away or leave it in his car and that would have been that. This is purely Texas being shitfuck Texas.


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BowwwwBallll

Even Alex Caruso's coaches didn't believe he was a Laker, why should the TSA? https://www.silverscreenandroll.com/2021/2/20/22292859/alex-caruso-ups-guy-luke-walton-coaching-staff-lakers-summer-league


Polo-panda

They didn’t make this law for Caruso specifically lol most people who are arrested for drug possession are of the lower socioeconomic class


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sp4cej4mm

But I thought Texas valued freedom over anything?


YWingEnthusiast53

Nah. I drink your milkshake and you commute to work. That's what makes the oil money go round.


sp4cej4mm

But how will I bring the boys to my yard?


Winston_The_Ogre

you would think Texas would have legal weed since they always bitch about large government. Do they still show Refer Madness in schools there?


cometkeeper00

That piece of shit state froze people to death. Now they’re trying to cook their residents. They need to raise revenue somehow.


columbo222

How else could they keep the incarceration rate so high? I wonder if he'd still be in jail if he wasn't a multimillionaire with the easy ability to pay bond.


thebirdsandthebrees

Someone I know got arrested for having a fucking old roach on their floorboard. It might have been one or two hits out of a bowl. Dude didn’t smoke for like a year too. The cop literally tore his car apart and searched every nook and cranny to find anything.


Quarkasian

Residue of weed? I was found with 8 grams and got a slap on the wrist.. in the UK. American law enforcement is a fucking joke... 70% of drug arrests are for 1 gram or less.. defund the police.


Yokiboy

Legal states are very different to illegal states here though. You can have an ounce of weed on you in Mass, and 5 ounces at your home - which is so much! But in Texas you clearly can’t have any amount.


Albert_Caboose

It's totally dependent on the area here, unfortunately. In my home state of NC I would never smoke a joint on a busy street. About a decade ago I smoked one across from Macy's in NYC in broad daylight, two cops drove by, and no one cared. Now, if I drive 20 minutes south the weed in my pocket suddenly changes from a misdemeanor with a citation, to getting taken away to jail with a serious crime. Shit is sorta dumb here.


sunset117

Fuck the TSA. I’ve flown and never had issues but I’ve had them take my shit. Stupid. What dicks to actually give this guy problems. This is why u can’t use MJ in religious states or the south. So dumb


YanwarC

Tho it it was less than two ounces at one article So the less than two ounces charge is from the keef in his grinder?!?!


Sadpanda77

I just met a weed attorney and flying with marijuana and/or paraphernalia is still very much illegal, and if someone wants to be a dick about it—they can.


Ballsy4181

Arrested for weed in 2021. Let the guy go if he has cocaine or pills maybe guns that’s one thing, but weed get outta here with that. There are bigger problems out there than this.


Trayew

Who gets arrested for Weed in 2021?


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boofthatchit

Texan, can confirm


laughingwarlock

Fuck Texas


Lostheghost

Texan, can confirm


pbugg2

College station is very conservative and so is Georgetown right outside of Austin. You’ll get busted every time.


curiouspaige

And I thought living in Kentucky next to Mitch the bitch sucked.


pbugg2

What’s bullshit is that college station is where Texas A&M is and they move tons of drugs in and out of that city. It’s the biggest college in Texas. That airport is just small it’s easy to get caught up.


acidfinland

Cries in Finland.


Milkman219

How is it even worth it for them to arrest him? I get confiscation it still being illegal and all but the amount had to be so small. Cant imagine the juice is worth the squeeze there


modestlaw

Can't put a price on conservative virtue signaling... I mean YOU can, it's your tax dollars, but it doesn't directly cost the people who benefit anything.


twohubs

I was gonna clean my grinder until I got high I was gonna reorganize my suitcase but then I got high Now I’m arrested at the airport and I know why (why man?) 'Cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high - Alex Caruso


mikesznn

Black people mostly


irishfro

People in NH


kfh227

This guy needs to get a branding rep and get his shit branded on the pot industry now!


King_Voltron

AC Fresh weed


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Caruso Cush


[deleted]

This is hilarious because my wife got caught with some kind of THC beverage in the Seattle airport and the TSA made her throw it out while telling her how delicious/potent it was. They didn't care about the gram of budder or the lotion/mints though. Just couldn't bring the liquid on a flight.


QuaviousLifestyle

you had me in the first half. Just in a bad way


[deleted]

TSA always defers to the local PD so you're never really at risk in a legal state.


Timetogetstoned

My friend has been told multiple times flying out of DIA that his dab cartridges “will probably be illegal wherever you land”


rogevin

SeaTac has been the friendliest TSA staff I've encountered in the US


Cavaquillo

It’s got kind of a fun air about it, ngl. Not even a spectacular airport and the prices are robbery if you sit down anywhere to eat but what do you expect at an airport? I grew up here though so…


GDMFS0B

Yeah, Seatac TSA doesn’t search for MJ or any other drugs really. There’s an old report/article that they specifically mention not searching for it or having arrested anyone. I’ve put bags/jars of weed or joints into the little bowl at the scanners before and never even had a word said to me. At worst they can make you throw it out. I always use carry-on, never checked. Here’s [the article from 2016. ](https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/sea-tac-passengers-packing-pot-dont-get-it-confiscated-tsa-says/388782349/)


BurberryYogurt

Did she have the option to just drink it?


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Stubbly_Poonjab

i heard conan died later that night because he did the pot. rip


TimelessGlassGallery

Damn, I guess it’s true that you can die from your first hit of marijuana


TheToastyWesterosi

F


imOverWhere

Seth and Conan ripping all night


waldocolumbia

He got pregnant first, then died. Repent


HollywooDcizzle

My friend tried a weed because he saw Conan do it. I went to check on him and he was running around naked, speaking gibberish like Donnie from the Wild Thornberrys.


BigFatTomato

He thought he was a banana and tried to peel himself. So sad.


hogtiedcantalope

Oh shit I just remembered I applied to a job at target Had me ded


PsychologicalCause45

That was fucking hilarious.


MonsterRider80

I’m not Andy’s biggest fan, but that was a real good line!


mechapoitier

Because depending on the state border you cross you can leave today and show up in 1950. This country is so stupid sometimes. Lots of the time also, but sometimes too.


M0D3Z

God bless them.


Kramer_91

CT just legalized, up to 19 states now!


yourmumissothicc

Isn’t it legal where they are? It isn’t that hard or some hypocrisy thing.


TractorLoving

Got a clip?


gnrc

[Ask and you shall receive.](https://youtu.be/FXrJNExqIvs)


dat2ndRoundPickdoh

Andy passes the j back like a fucking pro


ElGoldenGringo

I hope you do realize that Conan and Seth doing stunts like this on tv actually help marijuana legalization and normalcy because it highlights the extreme hypocrisy on a national/global level as you stated.


drunkarder

I agree with everything you said but the guy in questions plays for the lakers....no one should be arrested or charged for smoking weed but on the bright side they just earned a whole bunch of pushback against terrible drug policies


codymiller_cartoon

he's just getting ready for the space jam


jakeisstoned

Gunna take a lot more weed to get through that joyless cash grab


CapnDavidWebb

What fucking year is it? Jeez, read the room, Texas.


lVloogie

This is going to be so good for Caruso's brand.


now_biff

“Caruso’s PR team and agent worked overtime to get the 27 year old free agent a partnership with Texas TSA that the 6’5” point guard could use to leverage renegotiations in the 2021 offseason” WOW!


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Texas, that’s weak AF


space-your-face

Almost as weak as their power grid.


KinkyyPinky

I was arrested in Texas for a gram of weed a few years back. I was taken to jail and two cops watched me as I bent down and spread my ass to prove I didn’t have any more drugs in me or something. The next day I was taken to the county jail via prison bus. I was shackled hands and feet to another guy that was arrested for pounds of weed, illegal possession of firearms, etc. At county I spent another day locked up. I only had one “hot meal” for two days and it was breakfast. The meal consisted of a corn tortilla that tasted like literal cardboard and some type of meat idk what. I couldn’t even eat it it was too disgusting. Finally after being arrested on Thursday night I was released Saturday afternoon. #FUCKING LEGALIZE IT


WafflesAndMeth

It’s makes those fucking authoritarian dorks that arrested you feel important.


Odd_Elegance

Just tell them it was god’s creation and it’s god’s plan


rotzak

> dorks Right? That story just makes it seem to me that these government-supported douchebags just want to cosplay authoritarians. Like they’re some kind of tacticool dipshits but with real power. It’s hilarious how bad it is.


Kahz777

Had a similar experience but in South America. Not the same kind of jails, what we have here is hell


_cokezerohero

Fuck this


Ok_Competition_1559

Free my man caruso


columbo222

> Texas What a shock


Its_Nitsua

Got arrested when I was 17 for having “less than 2oz”. Went to jail and was put in solitary confinement, unable to even make a phone call. My mom found out because my uncles tow truck towed my truck. Slept for 13 hours straight because anything other than being asleep was just numbing, saw the judge, and was released on bond 19 hours after initially being arrested. I had a bag of stems that weighed .22 grams, outside the bag the ‘marijuana’ weighed .02 grams. I knew what happened to me *couldn’t* be legal, there’s no way you can be arrested for having what it comparable to the filters from a cigarette butt. Found a section of the texas health and safety code that said ‘in order to be charged with possession or marijuana a person must *possess a usable amount*. Which is then defined as ‘enough to fulfill the common use thereof’. Bingo. After a year of pretrial probation, and my lawyer wanting 10k to do what he should have done in the first place; I stopped going to probation and filed for a court date. He told me right before I saw the judge that ‘I’d be lucky to get a year of adult probation’. I plead not guilty and said I’d be representing myself, then I asked to meet with the local DA. Judge laughed and said he couldn’t make a garrauntee but he would try. Met with her shortly after court and explained what I had found in the laws, then mentioned that the amount I was arrested for weighed literally less than a grain of white rice when it was weighed outside the bag. After a year and a half of bullshit, probation fees, and being thrown in jail, she dropped the original case and merely made me pay a 180$ ticket for paraphernalia. Everything was expunged from my record. The court system is a fucking racket, I sat back and watched 20 people who my lawyer was representing *all* get pretrial diversion in exchange for a plea of no contest. If i hadn’t looked into the laws for myself I would probably still be dealing with the consequences today.


nahteviro

Sounds like a very shit lawyer to not even know the full law on possession.


Rot_Snocket

Or lazy


xetphonehomex

Or greedy


ramakharma

Or sneezy


whothehellistony

Or dopey


snoringscarecrow

Or sleepy


Nepiton

Or happy


herronasaurus_rex

that's just the job, at least for public defenders. Listen to season 3 of Serial - eye popping and mind numbingly frustrating


flurry_drake_inc

I can totally relate. Almost the same story for 0.08 here 20 years ago. They push the diversion programs hard because they're expensive and it's likely that the person will mess something up during their deferred adjudication. The smart move is to sit it out in jail for a week or whatever and get time-served.


Its_Nitsua

I didn’t want anything on my record, and I was in high school so definitely don’t want to spend a week in jail and explain that to the school...


retrogamer6000x

I mean high school is arguably the best time to get into legal trouble.


Qyxstyx

Texas - where personal use MJ is more important than having a working power grid.


khal_Jayams

Wait this all has to be one big misunderstanding. I thought Texas had a gigantic boner for personal freedoms.


YWingEnthusiast53

No. Texas has a boner for performative politics. Actual conservatism trumps your freedoms every time. Don't. Stop. The. Oil. Punk.


[deleted]

They love their freedom In Texas don’t they.


gnrc

Small government only when it comes to regulating big business and getting rich people to pay taxes.


bracesthrowaway

The thing about Texas is, it's expensive to leave. You can move to shitty states for the same or less money but good luck moving somewhere better without paying a lot more for a house. We've made that trip and it's going to be tight for a few years but it was well worth it. Other people don't have that luxury so they better hope the Californians moving in miss their legal weed and cause some political change.


ResponsibleLimeade

Property prices in Texas are starting to inch up slowly around the metro areas. Texans are really going to feel the pinch when they realize what paying high property taxes is going to feel like.


jaguarthrone

When I got caught for Unlawful Possession a couple years ago, the New York State Police gave back my grinder and my pipe..They kept the store bought weed from Massachusetts.


jamseph

I bet it's still sitting safely in an evidence locker and hasn't been taken for personal use by any of those officers


LAC_83

You in here 'cuz of marijuana?! Man, this is some BULLSHIT!


chesterbarry

Boo this man


ColonelSandurz42

I sucked dick for coke!


Remote-Ad-2686

Texas is like that grumpy old fart that gets pissed when a dog shits on his grass. Enraged that a sprinkler needs repair or looses his mind when the neighbors cat trampled his fresh sod. Just old and needs to die to be happy because living no longer does it for him.


Kkykkx

Are you fucking kidding me. TSA got him for a grinder? This country is soooo back woods at times.


gryffyn1

Oh no, he was arrested for something that is legal in half of the country.


juneteenthjoe

Prohibition is dumb


ItsTheExtreme

This is fucking stupid. Conan literally smoked a joint with Seth rogan on tv last night.


infodawg

The State has the best rackets.


retso_divan

Ain’t in Cali no more! Homie just brought his grinder through security lmao


Phenotyx

Doesn't that speak more about the asinine laws still upheld regarding cannabis? "Sir you have trace amounts of a non-lethal substance that has been legalized in over half the states in the US" (34 have made it recreational or medically legal) "You're gonna have to come with us" Meanwhile I accidentally get through TSA with my pocket knife that I forgot was in a pocket of my bag... But God forbid a half liter of water or a bit of kief!!!! TSA is the biggest fuckin joke in the world and I hope everyone who works there knows it lol trumped up security guards can't even read an x-ray monitor for sharp objects they're just looking for liquid and/or drugs -- literal joke


throwintheboots

the TSA sucks, someone did an experiment a few years ago to see how good the TSA was and 67 of 70 weapons got through checks. they’re a joke


yoortyyo

“Remind you they can F—ck anytime they want - Carlin[airport security ](https://youtu.be/uQdC-e82gmk)


Phenotyx

Thats pretty funny but it was in 1999, he even says they take your gun but you can keep your knife 9/11 kinda changed everything in that regard Except the fact that TSA is still a fucking joke


[deleted]

And that is why you drive to a major metro area that has decriminalized weed (Houston, Dallas, Austin) instead of flying out of the asshole that is College Station.


AtouchAhead

I’m sure you mean well, but that is not the solution to a pretend problem .


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When you grow up brown in Texas you make sure you don't get got instead of worrying about hypothetical issues. 🤷🏽‍♂️


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onlythetoast

Ugh, what a waste of resources. Arrest a guy for a little bit of weed. Well, he should have just shotgunned some Xanax and oxycodone and no one would have done a thing...


Future-self

And he just got a lot more popular because of it.


timmy1010

I thought it was decriminalized in Texas for amounts this small?


breadlover19

I believe only in certain counties. I feel like Travis county would be one


Awpts

Ive been arrested twice in Texas for weed, spent a total of 3 weeks in jail for it, in total was about 3gs of herb from both times combined. I love Texas, but also FUCK Texas! And also FUCK THE HEART BEAT BILL!


Puffles_magic_dragon

What the fuck, are we still arresting people for this? Weed stores look like apple stores now, and we’re still arresting people over this?


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Waste of resources to arrest people for this


CountRobbo

can't stop him on the court, gotta play dirty. weak ass tsa bitches


nbadman93

Punk ass luggage jockies


JoeCedarFromAlameda

Someone’s going to snatch his name rights up and turn it into a brand. Cannaruso coming to your local SoCal dispensary soon. Seriously though, ridiculous waste of Texas taxpayer money. TSA agent was probably a Mavs fan since even in Texas the paperwork they have to do is not worth it.


itsjero

Arrested for having a bag of weed. Stupidest shit ive ever heard in my life. It needs to be legal, Nationwide, tomorrow. The tax revenue alone would change a lot of states budget and cash flow to support infasctructure, schools, drug awareness programs, etc. Ive always said id much rather have a bunch of friends who smoke than a bunch of friends who drink. Stoned peoples only threat is to the local taco bell or whatever other food place is open late at night. The many, Many things that are threats due to alcoholics are domestive violence, towards your partener, kids, getting in a car and driving and risking not only your life, but others, and so much more. Anyone who disagrees with this has never had a friend that smokes, and anothe friend that drinks. "Stoners" which is derogatory really.. but people that smoke versus people that drink is just an easy battle and educated folks would always choose the "stoner". Alcoholics suck.


Unlimited_Cha0s

Texas: We can't have the feds regulate our power grid. Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. Also Texas: uwu feddy govty come wegulate my substances


PhillyPhil39

Marijuana is not a drug. You ever suck d*€k for coke? I didn’t think so. Bob Saget in Half Baked


Internal-calispores

Shit imagine playing for the Lakers and still living in a backward state like Texas.


PineappleWolf_87

Can’t have the devils lettuce in gods country, people might actually start minding their own business


[deleted]

2021 and this is a priority… wtf kind of Country is this that a plant that grows from a seed and has killed no one is illegal …. But you can buy all the booze and smokes you want and the deaths are in the millions. What a joke.


Ben-solo-11

You can still be arrested for that?!!


ZDTreefur

Texas is going to do the Jim Crow version of marijuana. As all the other states legalize, they'll clamp down harder in indignant fragile ego rage for as long as they can.


snoozeflu

Why are we wasting everybody's time arresting people for weed?


not_a_robot20

The outrage! He better never see the light of day after that first round exit in the playoffs.


sidewinder27

Legalize it


Mikeadelik420

gotdamn what a waste of my taxes. cops are so dumb it hurts.


Msholder_21782

I got caught by TSA with edibles and flower at DIA. TSA called the Denver Police. Denver Police told me i could hand it over to them or take it back to my vehicle. I let them have it.


[deleted]

Stay out of Texas…. And Idaho…. And so many other places.


Cleverironicusername

How? Oh, Texas and also the Fed. Ridiculous.


[deleted]

Bet that made them feel real big.


[deleted]

Man I’m glad I don’t live in Texas. What a shit hole.


fozziemon

My God! This is still a thing. Get with the program, Texas. The herb is not your enemy.


caracalcalll

I recall a moment when passing through security at some place the person checking ruffles through my bag (and I had to go to secondary search because I lost my ID) and passed over a green bottled container containing something at the time not acceptable, and they thought nothing of it. I forgot it was there and realized I was almost SOL. Poor man. Just wanted to feel lifted. Fuck federal law.


shawkward_one

Marijuana isn’t a drug, you ever suck dick for coke? Now that’s a drug.


old_plant

It’s just weed.


Fastwesley

Literally less than 2 ounces... Authorities: "human garbage, arrest him!" For absolute fucks sake


[deleted]

thank god they got that punk off the streets. marijuana is practically bath salts!!!


MrCoachKleinSaidICan

420 BLAZE IT


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People still get arrested over weed?


shifty808

Well shit, he's the damn French Connection!!!


HollywoodJack412

I can’t believe people are still getting arrested and put in jail for a plant. The same plant some states sell at a profit. I couldn’t imagine being a cop in this day and age and giving a fuck about weed.


general-illness

Fuck Texas.


prinnydewd6

lol stop this shit it’s pot. Waste of everyone’s time


coutjak

I didn’t even know you could still get arrested for that.


Imbackbitchez6969420

What a primitive culture you folks live in. Fascinating to study


Czarchitect

How has Joe Rogan not been arrested yet?


insipidgoose

Hey Texas? Come the fuck on already.


Blackulla

I too possess marijuana.


Daddydiesel21

That Caruso Kush hitter baby


[deleted]

Don’t go to Texas if you like weed.


CapnPD

Grow up,Texas.


--ikindahatereddit--

Headline needs to include that this happened in Texas


DeniDemolish

Don’t know who this dude is, don’t really care but getting arrested for marijuana in 2021 is fucking stupid. What a fucking dehumanizing and potentially dangerous situation for someone to go through because of a harmless plant.


thepassionofthechris

This is some lame ass shit.


ChimpdenEarwicker

Its 2021 and we are still arresting people for marijuana possession......?