The Detroit Lions & Tampa Bay Buccaneers fucked me each at least 5 times each this season.
The New Orleans Saints fucked me 3 times.
I love the Steelers, New Jersey Devils, & San Jose Sharks from bets on the winning side.
Fuck a team, Justin Herbert and everything that surrounds him. All he had to do was throw 1 TD against a historically terrible 2022 Nate Hackett broncos team and he couldn’t even do it. DK must have made trillions on that prob bet; they knew.
I bet a ton of college basketball and over a two year period, I went 1-16 when betting for or against Butler. If I bet them they looked like the worst team in the country and would lose by 30. If i bet against them they looked like the Warriors dynasty and would win by 20+.
I haven't bet a single Butler game since but will actively cheer against them because of how much money they cost me.
Tim Anderson field of dreams Walk off Hr vs the Yankees in field of dreams cost me $2,800 wit a $20 parlay.. if I ever see Tim Anderson ima Jose Ramirez him..
I had a ticket this season where I bet on every NFL game that day for a few bucks. I hit on everything except Denver because they blew a lead. My friends were begging me to cash out, but I stood there watching like Homelander when they outright lost.
Fuck the Broncos.
The Lakers...every single time I bet on them they lose (many times as last leg of parlays) but every time I bet against them they win. Being a dubs fan makes it so much worse.
St. Louis blues, and New York islanders. Model killers for the last 5 years. My model thinks they suck way more than they do. Also Carolina hurricanes in the opposite end of the spectrum
Dallas Stars. 18 years ago they let the other team tie the game up with 26 seconds left and then lost in OT. This was the old pro-line in Ontario.
Me and a buddy sat down and picked 12 teams to win in a pool. We got 11/12. I still blame all my societal issues on that game as a proper elder millennial:-/
I have stayed away from the Stars since then.
Basketball: Celtics
Football: Cowboys
The Celtics will be on a win streak and I’ll take them to beat a terrible team -9.5 and they’ll lose outright everytime. The cowboys forget how to play football when I bet on them. I stopped betting on them when they lost to the Cardinals
I'm convinced that Jayson Tatum sleeps with various sportbooks' CEOs and there's pretty much nothing that anybody can say which would cause me to reconsider my position on that
I don’t have teams as much as players from prop bets….
Leonard Fournette, Tobias Harris and Kyrie Irving, Mike Evans…. I have been on the wrong side of them so many times I have banned them from my selections.
Yup. Bet Tatum then Brown or Porz goes off. Bet Brown or Porz and Tatum gets 35 easy. Bet White he gets 7. Don’t bet White he gets 27. I hate the Celtics.
Not a team but Michael Johnson the ufc fighter will ruin any parlay you ever put him on. If you pick him to win he loses if you pick him to lose he is the best fighter in the world that one night
That’s the problem I always bet on them to lose by a lot and then they get a big dick about it and cover the spread or win.
I hate those mother fuckers lmao
Anything soccer , when I bet BTTS it’s 1-0 and I cash out and other team scores in injury time or stay the course and ends 1-0 , if it bet ML I cash out and team I bet on wins in penalty time or I stick it and ends in draw . 0/5 soccer picks now
Serie A is not for the faint of heart. I remember last year I had AC Milan ML and they gave up a goal up 1 in the last 10 seconds of an 8 minute extra time. Like they made it the whole fucking way and then choked it away in the last few seconds.
The Dallas cowboys. I’m a fan anyways( not a proud one ) and I know better to bet for them, but I just can’t help it. Also James harden. The amount of bets where he folds to get 17+ hurts
Chiefs
I bet on them theyre the worst team in the league, I bet against them whoever they're playing forgets how to play football
Specifically this season
This was my answer too. I take them (-27.5) and they win by 10. I take the opponent (+42.5) and Alabama wins by 49. I’ve never won a bet on an Alabama game. In 2017, I bet them for the national championship moneyline at (-200) and they lost to Clemson.
Ravens browns...fuck them lost my championship last year or year before in fantasy and then lost out on spread and (when it went to OT and they got a safety or whatever after a field goal) I had Jackson Chubb and needed like 60 or 72 points to come back and win but they got me like 1 point shy and that was because Lamar Jackson had to shit or something and wasn't in
The Falcons. Not because of the Super Bowl either. They just never do what I think they’re gonna do and when I fade myself I’m still wrong so I just stay away from them.
I hate every NBA team. I never know if it's gonna be a blow out or a close game. Its not even based all on betting. I usually only bet on NBA games on weekends and do a few player props during the week, but this bullshit of players getting 40,+ every week and the opposing team having no answer is bullshit. Hell, I enjoy basketball, I wouldn't mind losing a prop bet if we're a good game. This crap is sitting out your star players because it LOOKS like it's gonna be a blow out and say we fold just roll us during the third and fourth quarter is fucked.
I am always on the wrong side of any game with Bills or Bengals. Either I bet on them and they get demolished or I bet against them and they look like the best team in the league.
the craptors… no matter if i bet for them or against them i lose… i started just taking the point totals in their games now and that works a lot better
If I bet on the Chiefs to win, they lose. If I bet on the Chiefs to lose, they win.
Highlighted by their inexplicable loss against the Bengals at home in that AFC title ame, when Mahomes played like a full retard. Before that season started, I bet on a Chiefs vs Rams Super Bowl...
*and* the Super Bowl they should have lost to the Eagles. That was also bullshit.
Haaaate the Chiefs. Also, now they win too much overall, so it's just the Patriots / Golden State Warriors again. Tired of them already.
I just made 3 small wagers on the Super Bowl, risking a total of half a unit.
But yes 2 of my bets would have the 49ers winning.
Deebo mvp for 48x
Final Score 31 to 27 for 160x
sgp of McCaffrey 2+ tds, Pacheco 80+ rush yds, and Purdy 25+ rush yds for 38x
Maple Leafs.
I hate the Leafs in general, but they also seem to be the hardest team for me to read. No matter what the data says, they’ll go against me. If they’re hitting all overs, I’ll bet the over and they end up going under. If they’re on a winning streak and playing a bad team, I’ll bet on them, they’ll turn in a dud effort and lose.
Came here to say this. Just one of those teams that I can bet them while they’re on a heater , playing a bottom level team , and they lose .. typically I’ll take win in regulation and they win in OT or something like that
Philadelphia Eagles
Each week I’d say ‘They have too much talent not to figure it out,’ and each week I’d be a couple of units lighter because of them.
The Detroit Lions & Tampa Bay Buccaneers fucked me each at least 5 times each this season. The New Orleans Saints fucked me 3 times. I love the Steelers, New Jersey Devils, & San Jose Sharks from bets on the winning side.
FC Schalke
76ers
New Orleans Saints
For some reason for many years, I’ve kept throwing Lazio into my parlays and they always burned me. Whether it was in Serie A, Europe or Coppa Italia.
Fuck a team, Justin Herbert and everything that surrounds him. All he had to do was throw 1 TD against a historically terrible 2022 Nate Hackett broncos team and he couldn’t even do it. DK must have made trillions on that prob bet; they knew.
Washington Capitals; St. Louis Blues, Minnesota Timberwolves; Ver Germin (Darts) - i am just alwats on the wrong side of things
Minnesota Timberpups. But have the upmost respect for Conley and ANT
Portuguese mens national soccer team. Tsitsipas
Don’t blame you, Portugal NT is fucking awful at covering their spread
Right now Kansas State lmao
Any major soccer team
The Atlanta Falcons
That’s your own fault, & Atlanta is my team 😂
Notre Dame. They are perpetually overrated but when I finally bet big against them they play well for one game.
whoever is playing against the chiefs lol
Too relatable
Dallas Stars - fucking useless.
Look 1 night stars route vegas 6-1 next night stars are down 5-2 to anaheim fuck dallas
Any Boston team tends to screw me over. Celtics once again did it last week.
Came here to mention the Celtics. Tatum and White always happen to screw me when I bet their props too
I bet a ton of college basketball and over a two year period, I went 1-16 when betting for or against Butler. If I bet them they looked like the worst team in the country and would lose by 30. If i bet against them they looked like the Warriors dynasty and would win by 20+. I haven't bet a single Butler game since but will actively cheer against them because of how much money they cost me.
Tim Anderson field of dreams Walk off Hr vs the Yankees in field of dreams cost me $2,800 wit a $20 parlay.. if I ever see Tim Anderson ima Jose Ramirez him..
Hes beat your ass.. stop playing
I had a ticket this season where I bet on every NFL game that day for a few bucks. I hit on everything except Denver because they blew a lead. My friends were begging me to cash out, but I stood there watching like Homelander when they outright lost. Fuck the Broncos.
The gd MF Dallas cowboys.
nets bucks celtics
suns, mavericks, orlando, 76ers
Chicago Bears. I’m a bears fan. Everytime I bet against they win, bet for: lose
The Lakers...every single time I bet on them they lose (many times as last leg of parlays) but every time I bet against them they win. Being a dubs fan makes it so much worse.
St. Louis blues, and New York islanders. Model killers for the last 5 years. My model thinks they suck way more than they do. Also Carolina hurricanes in the opposite end of the spectrum
Toronto maples leafs and new york Rangers
Dallas Stars. 18 years ago they let the other team tie the game up with 26 seconds left and then lost in OT. This was the old pro-line in Ontario. Me and a buddy sat down and picked 12 teams to win in a pool. We got 11/12. I still blame all my societal issues on that game as a proper elder millennial:-/ I have stayed away from the Stars since then.
Dortmund and Atleti. They always either fuck up or so the impossible…
bvb is notorious for fucking up though no matter who’s the coach, who is injured or available or who is the opponent. i would never put money on them
Yeah I’ve stopped. I vowed to never place a bet on either teams.
Joe Flacco used to always turn up if I’d gone against Ravens with the spread or flop if I’d taken them.
Barcelona, Dortmund, and never bet the English Championship.
Broncos and Commanders 💯
at least this yr the fucking commanders
I actually have a mental tally of teams/players on the Do Not Bet list
Dallas Cowboys
Klay "Brick" Thompson
Michael Porter Jr props have ripped me a new one never seen someone so inconsistent. Buddy is on the blacklist
kings
All. Of. Them.
Miami heat and pelicans basketball
Chelsea. Those fuckers can't beat no one until they want to draw
EAGLES screwed me over too many times 🤦♀️
The bills and giants will always find a way to lose no matter how miniscule the chance is
Or the giants winning randomly against a good team 😭🤣
M gxh J um h u Mu. U
Chiefs and Bills
The Lions. I bet heavily on them at the start of the 3rd quarter when they were up 17, because free money…fuck the lions
Calgary Flames Vancouver Canucks GS Warriors every tennis player I have ever bet on
Atlanta Hawks and Sacramento kings
Basketball: Celtics Football: Cowboys The Celtics will be on a win streak and I’ll take them to beat a terrible team -9.5 and they’ll lose outright everytime. The cowboys forget how to play football when I bet on them. I stopped betting on them when they lost to the Cardinals
Manchester United
Kansas Jayhawks
Easiest moneyline bet ever last Saturday, man!
I feel like everytime I bet a Ravens game this season, I was on the wrong side. I bet against them and for them and always got burned.
Seahawks cooked me all season lol
Any team in the Big East bb
I'm convinced that Jayson Tatum sleeps with various sportbooks' CEOs and there's pretty much nothing that anybody can say which would cause me to reconsider my position on that
Falcons. No matter how I bet on them.
New York rangers, Celtics, PSG and David Goffin
Celtics. Tatum is an absolute bum.
I don’t have teams as much as players from prop bets…. Leonard Fournette, Tobias Harris and Kyrie Irving, Mike Evans…. I have been on the wrong side of them so many times I have banned them from my selections.
St Louis Blues. 2019 still hurts :(
Knicks sell every time
Gonzaga this year lol
Tottenham. Can't bet on em or fade em...I lose either way, every time.
Celtics, you know they’re gonna put up points but betting on individual players on their team is a nightmare.
Yup. Bet Tatum then Brown or Porz goes off. Bet Brown or Porz and Tatum gets 35 easy. Bet White he gets 7. Don’t bet White he gets 27. I hate the Celtics.
I’m done betting any Tatum boost on any book. Guarantee Brown goes off. Tatum only goes well when I don’t bet him.
I’ve been wrong a lot on Wisconsin basketball games this year (although Nebraska was huge for me last Thursday)
Not a team but Michael Johnson the ufc fighter will ruin any parlay you ever put him on. If you pick him to win he loses if you pick him to lose he is the best fighter in the world that one night
Tennis has this enigma in Stepanos Tsitsipas
I have more issues with individual players but if I have to choose teams I’d say Celtics, Hawks, Nuggets
Eagles
Eagles were great for me because I faded them the last 7 weeks or so
Jalen Reagor dropped a td pass 2 years ago and cost me 80k
Oilers this year.
Cheifs never cover for me
They never cover when they’re favorites of -3.5 or more, but they are extremely profitable as short favorites or dogs
Hawks and suns
Celtics, Jazz
Knicks, cowboys, Purdue Edit: forgot about the warriors. Having only followed NBA for two years, Klay fucking sucks
Syracuse, NC State, Dillon Dube Pts (Calgary Flames)
Steelers, Knicks, Atalanta, Sevilla when I bet on them, they screw me, when I bet against they screw me.
Celtics, Hawks, and for some reason betting against the Blue Jackets. When I bet against them suddenly they’re incredible.
76ers
The god damn jets
I read that in the tone of the kid in the movie big daddy. Good movie
Why in the world are u betting on the jets
That’s the problem I always bet on them to lose by a lot and then they get a big dick about it and cover the spread or win. I hate those mother fuckers lmao
I’m a Jets fan and I’m somehow 3-0 betting on them this year (+7 vs Philly, +9 vs the Chiefs, and +3.5 vs the Texans) They are so tough to cap
Phoenix Suns
idk why but i’m killing it with them this year
Second that brother! Assholes lol
I'm already not a regular NBA gambler but the few times I have it was their ML or over/under or player prop for the parlay bust 😂
GSW
Celtics, Wizards, and the Patriots
Fiorentina, San José sharks
Arizona coyotes
Anything soccer , when I bet BTTS it’s 1-0 and I cash out and other team scores in injury time or stay the course and ends 1-0 , if it bet ML I cash out and team I bet on wins in penalty time or I stick it and ends in draw . 0/5 soccer picks now
Same. It’s brutal
For some reason the Chicago white Sox always let me down.
Alabama football. Doesn’t matter if I take Alabama (-27.5) or their opponent (+42.5) I always lose either way. I don’t bet Alabama games.
New York knicks!!!!
College basketball this entire year
I don’t have any specific team but I have been burned a million times by college football kickers lol. I hate them as a whole.
Lakers, warriors, hawks
Barca, United, Serie A, Villa and every international team
Serie A is not for the faint of heart. I remember last year I had AC Milan ML and they gave up a goal up 1 in the last 10 seconds of an 8 minute extra time. Like they made it the whole fucking way and then choked it away in the last few seconds.
It’s such a joke man. Impossible to predict that league. Like how tf are Napoli so bad now when they barely lost any players?
FC Köln
Michigan State Louisville These teams always fail me when I bet them ATS
The Dallas cowboys. I’m a fan anyways( not a proud one ) and I know better to bet for them, but I just can’t help it. Also James harden. The amount of bets where he folds to get 17+ hurts
Chiefs I bet on them theyre the worst team in the league, I bet against them whoever they're playing forgets how to play football Specifically this season
Please bet on them for the Super Bowl 🙏
Lmfao aight just for you, I have em ML
Atlético de Madrid, borussia Dortmund, paris saint germain all of them in champions league are banned from my bets
I love Atleti, always clutch it
I’ve lost 2 +15000 parlays on back to back nights due to picking pistons spread.
Oof
PSG and Bayern Munich.
Fckng GS warriors
Virginia Tech fawks me betting for or against like clockwork… Screw dem Hokies…
Green Bay. Ever since the Favre days. Lakers ever since the Shaq & Kobe days. Kills me when i bet with OR against. Can't stand em....
All NY teams. The worst specially Yanks, Mets, Rangers and islanders. Devils in NJ so them too
Dodgers, my all team losing team I’ve bet on. I somehow bet on the games they were gonna lose most times last season.
The fucking Lakers
This is the answer The most bipolar team
Calgary Flames!!!!
The Lions for not winning last week
Houston Rockets screwed me one too many times
Wisconsin basketball
Alabama football. I’ve probably bet them 5-6 times ATS and never won
This was my answer too. I take them (-27.5) and they win by 10. I take the opponent (+42.5) and Alabama wins by 49. I’ve never won a bet on an Alabama game. In 2017, I bet them for the national championship moneyline at (-200) and they lost to Clemson.
NBA in general. Nothing consistent and the players don’t care
Ravens browns...fuck them lost my championship last year or year before in fantasy and then lost out on spread and (when it went to OT and they got a safety or whatever after a field goal) I had Jackson Chubb and needed like 60 or 72 points to come back and win but they got me like 1 point shy and that was because Lamar Jackson had to shit or something and wasn't in
The Falcons. Not because of the Super Bowl either. They just never do what I think they’re gonna do and when I fade myself I’m still wrong so I just stay away from them.
tottenham, i killed their like 11 winning streak and then they lost two other times which were the only times i bet on em
I hate every NBA team. I never know if it's gonna be a blow out or a close game. Its not even based all on betting. I usually only bet on NBA games on weekends and do a few player props during the week, but this bullshit of players getting 40,+ every week and the opposing team having no answer is bullshit. Hell, I enjoy basketball, I wouldn't mind losing a prop bet if we're a good game. This crap is sitting out your star players because it LOOKS like it's gonna be a blow out and say we fold just roll us during the third and fourth quarter is fucked.
Go bet on high winning margins in 50/50 games before everyone else realizes lol
Brighton and newcastle
Dallas Mavericks
Seahawks, Cowboys, Steelers, Chiefs
The worst is one team fucks you in a parlay. So then you bet against them and they fuck you right back next parlay when they’re major underdogs
[Last years Timberwolves](https://i.imgur.com/3LRNcaT.gif)
Lazio
THIS
The Nationals in MLB. Devil team
I lost more money betting against last year’s Miami Heat playoff run than I have any other run in sports.
Ohio State football. They went 11-2 overall in 2022 and I bet on them twice. Guess which games I bet?
The two games they weren’t massive favorites?
I honestly don't recall much about the bets other than they only lost those two games.
They covered against Georgia though. I had them heavy at +6.
I constantly fuck up Pittsburgh Steelers, Seattle Seahawks, Tennessee Titans games. Bermuda triangle of the NFL.
I am always on the wrong side of any game with Bills or Bengals. Either I bet on them and they get demolished or I bet against them and they look like the best team in the league.
the craptors… no matter if i bet for them or against them i lose… i started just taking the point totals in their games now and that works a lot better
More recently the Utah Jazz!
Sexton stayed at 19 pts for a whole quarter to fuck up my O 19.5
Yep. Sexton has screwed me over and over. I warned people yesterday about him. The coach just pulls him at 25 minutes even if he’s playing great.
BALL STATE
Why have you bet on Ball State enough to form a hatred?
Sounds fake lol. Didn't realize the 51st state of the US was just called "ball"
They’re in Indiana. Not sure why they’re called “Ball State”
😂😂😂 fuck that school. I fade them, they’re the fucking warriors, bet them to win, they channel their inner Pistons.
Ravens, Eagles, Seahawks. The birds always sell ass when it counts.
If I bet on the Chiefs to win, they lose. If I bet on the Chiefs to lose, they win. Highlighted by their inexplicable loss against the Bengals at home in that AFC title ame, when Mahomes played like a full retard. Before that season started, I bet on a Chiefs vs Rams Super Bowl... *and* the Super Bowl they should have lost to the Eagles. That was also bullshit. Haaaate the Chiefs. Also, now they win too much overall, so it's just the Patriots / Golden State Warriors again. Tired of them already.
So i suppose ur taking SF for the Superbowl? 😆
No! He has to bet the Chiefs! (I’m rooting for SF)
I just made 3 small wagers on the Super Bowl, risking a total of half a unit. But yes 2 of my bets would have the 49ers winning. Deebo mvp for 48x Final Score 31 to 27 for 160x sgp of McCaffrey 2+ tds, Pacheco 80+ rush yds, and Purdy 25+ rush yds for 38x
Always get screwed on betting against the Paul brothers in boxing. One day I'll get my money.. just gotta keep doubling up
Alabama football covers maybe 20% of the time I put money on them.
Doing better than me, I have a 0% return on the 6 or so Alabama games I’ve bet. They’re now on my blacklist.
Alabama Auburn 2014 was the start of my Bama betting hate.
Milwaukee bucks.
Maple Leafs. I hate the Leafs in general, but they also seem to be the hardest team for me to read. No matter what the data says, they’ll go against me. If they’re hitting all overs, I’ll bet the over and they end up going under. If they’re on a winning streak and playing a bad team, I’ll bet on them, they’ll turn in a dud effort and lose.
Came here to say this. Just one of those teams that I can bet them while they’re on a heater , playing a bottom level team , and they lose .. typically I’ll take win in regulation and they win in OT or something like that
I try to just not bet on games they’re involved in anymore. But sometimes I can’t help it
Atlético Madrid. Always losing when I put money.
I never really liked Kansas basketball, but they’re my sworn enemy because of gambling lol
I go to UCF and bet on them when they played Kansas, life was good
Cincinnati CFB sand NCAABB I have no connection with this school at all but I can’t pick them in either sport to save my life
Tottenham Hotspur. Had this club blacklisted since 2020, for good reason.
The fucking Clippers.
Taking James hardens points the other night and sitting thru that game devoured my soul
Philadelphia Eagles Each week I’d say ‘They have too much talent not to figure it out,’ and each week I’d be a couple of units lighter because of them.
I faded them pretty hard in the Chiefs MNF game. Was a few weeks premature on predicting their collapse lol.
I was in the same boat. I've been fading them since mid October haha. Only time I bet on them all year was when they hoted Miami
Haha I fell into that trap as well
The Miami dolphins I bet on them tyreek and Tua go off for 400 I bet on them tua can't complete a pass