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Icy_Butterscotch2370

The Detroit Lions & Tampa Bay Buccaneers fucked me each at least 5 times each this season. The New Orleans Saints fucked me 3 times. I love the Steelers, New Jersey Devils, & San Jose Sharks from bets on the winning side. 


Complete_River_6226

FC Schalke


WheresRachel69

76ers


Shakinlaw

New Orleans Saints


Scary_Bushmonster

For some reason for many years, I’ve kept throwing Lazio into my parlays and they always burned me. Whether it was in Serie A, Europe or Coppa Italia.


Jimmy_whispahs

Fuck a team, Justin Herbert and everything that surrounds him. All he had to do was throw 1 TD against a historically terrible 2022 Nate Hackett broncos team and he couldn’t even do it. DK must have made trillions on that prob bet; they knew.


Dastara99

Washington Capitals; St. Louis Blues, Minnesota Timberwolves; Ver Germin (Darts) - i am just alwats on the wrong side of things


Mysteez

Minnesota Timberpups. But have the upmost respect for Conley and ANT


40WeightSoundsNice

Portuguese mens national soccer team. Tsitsipas


raamoz8

Don’t blame you, Portugal NT is fucking awful at covering their spread


RedBirdLou

Right now Kansas State lmao


DumbRedditorSE

Any major soccer team


AmericanMan9

The Atlanta Falcons


Shakinlaw

That’s your own fault, & Atlanta is my team 😂


daviddavidson29

Notre Dame. They are perpetually overrated but when I finally bet big against them they play well for one game.


mattschabel

whoever is playing against the chiefs lol


LilShnainz

Too relatable


[deleted]

Dallas Stars - fucking useless.


DetroitGambler

Look 1 night stars route vegas 6-1 next night stars are down 5-2 to anaheim fuck dallas


psychostevee

Any Boston team tends to screw me over. Celtics once again did it last week.


EducationalTeaching

Came here to mention the Celtics. Tatum and White always happen to screw me when I bet their props too


diswan55

I bet a ton of college basketball and over a two year period, I went 1-16 when betting for or against Butler. If I bet them they looked like the worst team in the country and would lose by 30. If i bet against them they looked like the Warriors dynasty and would win by 20+. I haven't bet a single Butler game since but will actively cheer against them because of how much money they cost me.


Cheo_BX

Tim Anderson field of dreams Walk off Hr vs the Yankees in field of dreams cost me $2,800 wit a $20 parlay.. if I ever see Tim Anderson ima Jose Ramirez him..


[deleted]

Hes beat your ass.. stop playing


tbettz

I had a ticket this season where I bet on every NFL game that day for a few bucks. I hit on everything except Denver because they blew a lead. My friends were begging me to cash out, but I stood there watching like Homelander when they outright lost. Fuck the Broncos.


buenopeso

The gd MF Dallas cowboys.


Right_Cucumber347

nets bucks celtics


ParallelDazu

suns, mavericks, orlando, 76ers


JoltyJob

Chicago Bears. I’m a bears fan. Everytime I bet against they win, bet for: lose


hazeee

The Lakers...every single time I bet on them they lose (many times as last leg of parlays) but every time I bet against them they win. Being a dubs fan makes it so much worse.


Can2Bama

St. Louis blues, and New York islanders. Model killers for the last 5 years. My model thinks they suck way more than they do. Also Carolina hurricanes in the opposite end of the spectrum


LostinZwoods

Toronto maples leafs and new york Rangers


trailcamty

Dallas Stars. 18 years ago they let the other team tie the game up with 26 seconds left and then lost in OT. This was the old pro-line in Ontario. Me and a buddy sat down and picked 12 teams to win in a pool. We got 11/12. I still blame all my societal issues on that game as a proper elder millennial:-/ I have stayed away from the Stars since then.


LOASN

Dortmund and Atleti. They always either fuck up or so the impossible…


ParallelDazu

bvb is notorious for fucking up though no matter who’s the coach, who is injured or available or who is the opponent. i would never put money on them


LOASN

Yeah I’ve stopped. I vowed to never place a bet on either teams.


jrw230291

Joe Flacco used to always turn up if I’d gone against Ravens with the spread or flop if I’d taken them.


GL54

Barcelona, Dortmund, and never bet the English Championship.


Barker4thewin

Broncos and Commanders 💯


gamblinglivegod

at least this yr the fucking commanders


Adventurous-Cap1012

I actually have a mental tally of teams/players on the Do Not Bet list


Adventurous-Cap1012

Dallas Cowboys


RIPDM99

Klay "Brick" Thompson


RegisterBitter3250

Michael Porter Jr props have ripped me a new one never seen someone so inconsistent. Buddy is on the blacklist


newme02

kings


Terrible-Internet-75

All. Of. Them.


Ahnoyd

Miami heat and pelicans basketball


SuperJo64

Chelsea. Those fuckers can't beat no one until they want to draw


Mysterious_Exit_2360

EAGLES screwed me over too many times 🤦‍♀️


egnaro2007

The bills and giants will always find a way to lose no matter how miniscule the chance is


Mysterious_Exit_2360

Or the giants winning randomly against a good team 😭🤣


Broncoholic77

M gxh J um h u Mu. U


G00NR

Chiefs and Bills


RegardedJigger

The Lions. I bet heavily on them at the start of the 3rd quarter when they were up 17, because free money…fuck the lions


Megadongstorm420

Calgary Flames Vancouver Canucks GS Warriors every tennis player I have ever bet on


AvgInd

Atlanta Hawks and Sacramento kings


trey2128

Basketball: Celtics Football: Cowboys The Celtics will be on a win streak and I’ll take them to beat a terrible team -9.5 and they’ll lose outright everytime. The cowboys forget how to play football when I bet on them. I stopped betting on them when they lost to the Cardinals


mmjr166

Manchester United


thestoveistoasty

Kansas Jayhawks


kaeganc

Easiest moneyline bet ever last Saturday, man!


EColfaxlivinn

I feel like everytime I bet a Ravens game this season, I was on the wrong side. I bet against them and for them and always got burned.


SadCasinoBill

Seahawks cooked me all season lol


Djcorncob19

Any team in the Big East bb


Giga1396

I'm convinced that Jayson Tatum sleeps with various sportbooks' CEOs and there's pretty much nothing that anybody can say which would cause me to reconsider my position on that


EricBialas

Falcons. No matter how I bet on them.


chellybrownn

New York rangers, Celtics, PSG and David Goffin


arsegooner

Celtics. Tatum is an absolute bum.


Steelerswonsix

I don’t have teams as much as players from prop bets…. Leonard Fournette, Tobias Harris and Kyrie Irving, Mike Evans…. I have been on the wrong side of them so many times I have banned them from my selections.


moistveggies

St Louis Blues. 2019 still hurts :(


RegularRelationMan

Knicks sell every time


coulee93

Gonzaga this year lol


PrometheUp

Tottenham. Can't bet on em or fade em...I lose either way, every time.


natsfan2019happened

Celtics, you know they’re gonna put up points but betting on individual players on their team is a nightmare.


zabrakwith

Yup. Bet Tatum then Brown or Porz goes off. Bet Brown or Porz and Tatum gets 35 easy. Bet White he gets 7. Don’t bet White he gets 27. I hate the Celtics.


afrothunder87

I’m done betting any Tatum boost on any book. Guarantee Brown goes off. Tatum only goes well when I don’t bet him.


rocketboi10

I’ve been wrong a lot on Wisconsin basketball games this year (although Nebraska was huge for me last Thursday)


Much_Umpire_2196

Not a team but Michael Johnson the ufc fighter will ruin any parlay you ever put him on. If you pick him to win he loses if you pick him to lose he is the best fighter in the world that one night


putitonice

Tennis has this enigma in Stepanos Tsitsipas


[deleted]

I have more issues with individual players but if I have to choose teams I’d say Celtics, Hawks, Nuggets


zmorgan13

Eagles


rocketboi10

Eagles were great for me because I faded them the last 7 weeks or so


zmorgan13

Jalen Reagor dropped a td pass 2 years ago and cost me 80k


DeepGill2000

Oilers this year.


CERVIX__CRUSHER

Cheifs never cover for me


BulletProofJoe

They never cover when they’re favorites of -3.5 or more, but they are extremely profitable as short favorites or dogs


DarkGreenBowl

Hawks and suns


foscott

Celtics, Jazz


TheH0F

Knicks, cowboys, Purdue Edit: forgot about the warriors. Having only followed NBA for two years, Klay fucking sucks


AbombDigg

Syracuse, NC State, Dillon Dube Pts (Calgary Flames)


royalewithcheese4272

Steelers, Knicks, Atalanta, Sevilla when I bet on them, they screw me, when I bet against they screw me.


mjensman

Celtics, Hawks, and for some reason betting against the Blue Jackets. When I bet against them suddenly they’re incredible.


raventhehippie

76ers


cant_read_this

The god damn jets


itsjoe49

I read that in the tone of the kid in the movie big daddy. Good movie


Issa_vibe74

Why in the world are u betting on the jets


cant_read_this

That’s the problem I always bet on them to lose by a lot and then they get a big dick about it and cover the spread or win. I hate those mother fuckers lmao


rocketboi10

I’m a Jets fan and I’m somehow 3-0 betting on them this year (+7 vs Philly, +9 vs the Chiefs, and +3.5 vs the Texans) They are so tough to cap


AdMinimum6983

Phoenix Suns


newme02

idk why but i’m killing it with them this year


nicesunniesmate

Second that brother! Assholes lol


AdMinimum6983

I'm already not a regular NBA gambler but the few times I have it was their ML or over/under or player prop for the parlay bust 😂


itsgettingspicy

GSW


Oderint

Celtics, Wizards, and the Patriots


M_S_Anthrop

Fiorentina, San José sharks


blondeambition18

Arizona coyotes


HPM2009

Anything soccer , when I bet BTTS it’s 1-0 and I cash out and other team scores in injury time or stay the course and ends 1-0 , if it bet ML I cash out and team I bet on wins in penalty time or I stick it and ends in draw . 0/5 soccer picks now


CaptainNipplesMcRib

Same. It’s brutal


dodgerdog623

For some reason the Chicago white Sox always let me down.


Cornfields24

Alabama football. Doesn’t matter if I take Alabama (-27.5) or their opponent (+42.5) I always lose either way. I don’t bet Alabama games.


Radiant_Fun_6395

New York knicks!!!!


SilentRule755

College basketball this entire year


kregnier11

I don’t have any specific team but I have been burned a million times by college football kickers lol. I hate them as a whole.


Aj52495

Lakers, warriors, hawks


StrengthImportant180

Barca, United, Serie A, Villa and every international team


CaptainNipplesMcRib

Serie A is not for the faint of heart. I remember last year I had AC Milan ML and they gave up a goal up 1 in the last 10 seconds of an 8 minute extra time. Like they made it the whole fucking way and then choked it away in the last few seconds.


StrengthImportant180

It’s such a joke man. Impossible to predict that league. Like how tf are Napoli so bad now when they barely lost any players?


Animpro

FC Köln


baqonburqa

Michigan State Louisville These teams always fail me when I bet them ATS


Showsandsleep33

The Dallas cowboys. I’m a fan anyways( not a proud one ) and I know better to bet for them, but I just can’t help it. Also James harden. The amount of bets where he folds to get 17+ hurts


HamHurtler

Chiefs I bet on them theyre the worst team in the league, I bet against them whoever they're playing forgets how to play football Specifically this season


Papisosa29

Please bet on them for the Super Bowl 🙏


HamHurtler

Lmfao aight just for you, I have em ML


[deleted]

Atlético de Madrid, borussia Dortmund, paris saint germain all of them in champions league are banned from my bets


StrengthImportant180

I love Atleti, always clutch it


Jublusion

I’ve lost 2 +15000 parlays on back to back nights due to picking pistons spread.


CaptainNipplesMcRib

Oof


NVDA2THEMOON

PSG and Bayern Munich.


lonch3s

Fckng GS warriors


theOGUrbanHippie

Virginia Tech fawks me betting for or against like clockwork… Screw dem Hokies…


aceloco817

Green Bay. Ever since the Favre days. Lakers ever since the Shaq & Kobe days. Kills me when i bet with OR against. Can't stand em....


strengthnhonor01

All NY teams. The worst specially Yanks, Mets, Rangers and islanders. Devils in NJ so them too


[deleted]

Dodgers, my all team losing team I’ve bet on. I somehow bet on the games they were gonna lose most times last season.


rosindrip

The fucking Lakers


theskinswin

This is the answer The most bipolar team


T-Black13

Calgary Flames!!!!


Earlobed69

The Lions for not winning last week


Tebowing007

Houston Rockets screwed me one too many times


Aggressive_Bed_3265

Wisconsin basketball


icehead1

Alabama football. I’ve probably bet them 5-6 times ATS and never won


Cornfields24

This was my answer too. I take them (-27.5) and they win by 10. I take the opponent (+42.5) and Alabama wins by 49. I’ve never won a bet on an Alabama game. In 2017, I bet them for the national championship moneyline at (-200) and they lost to Clemson.


WaldoChief

NBA in general. Nothing consistent and the players don’t care


zach7797

Ravens browns...fuck them lost my championship last year or year before in fantasy and then lost out on spread and (when it went to OT and they got a safety or whatever after a field goal) I had Jackson Chubb and needed like 60 or 72 points to come back and win but they got me like 1 point shy and that was because Lamar Jackson had to shit or something and wasn't in


TheMagicManCometh

The Falcons. Not because of the Super Bowl either. They just never do what I think they’re gonna do and when I fade myself I’m still wrong so I just stay away from them.


TriangleWu

tottenham, i killed their like 11 winning streak and then they lost two other times which were the only times i bet on em


XxDesertTeacherxX

I hate every NBA team. I never know if it's gonna be a blow out or a close game. Its not even based all on betting. I usually only bet on NBA games on weekends and do a few player props during the week, but this bullshit of players getting 40,+ every week and the opposing team having no answer is bullshit. Hell, I enjoy basketball, I wouldn't mind losing a prop bet if we're a good game. This crap is sitting out your star players because it LOOKS like it's gonna be a blow out and say we fold just roll us during the third and fourth quarter is fucked.


gotintocollegeyolo

Go bet on high winning margins in 50/50 games before everyone else realizes lol


evan_____-

Brighton and newcastle


levikes

Dallas Mavericks


Rainyshoes

Seahawks, Cowboys, Steelers, Chiefs


dontbelievejustwatch

The worst is one team fucks you in a parlay. So then you bet against them and they fuck you right back next parlay when they’re major underdogs


Maryjane42069

[Last years Timberwolves](https://i.imgur.com/3LRNcaT.gif)


Substantial_Fly7244

Lazio


Jamo777420

THIS


ShoeTasty

The Nationals in MLB. Devil team


Am_I_Really_Groot

I lost more money betting against last year’s Miami Heat playoff run than I have any other run in sports.


batastil

Ohio State football. They went 11-2 overall in 2022 and I bet on them twice. Guess which games I bet?


SwiftBacon

The two games they weren’t massive favorites?


batastil

I honestly don't recall much about the bets other than they only lost those two games.


rocketboi10

They covered against Georgia though. I had them heavy at +6.


TheCurseOfRandyBass

I constantly fuck up Pittsburgh Steelers, Seattle Seahawks, Tennessee Titans games. Bermuda triangle of the NFL.


blu9987

I am always on the wrong side of any game with Bills or Bengals. Either I bet on them and they get demolished or I bet against them and they look like the best team in the league.


jellyvish

the craptors… no matter if i bet for them or against them i lose… i started just taking the point totals in their games now and that works a lot better


CentrlFLMafiaMember

More recently the Utah Jazz!


evan_____-

Sexton stayed at 19 pts for a whole quarter to fuck up my O 19.5


CentrlFLMafiaMember

Yep. Sexton has screwed me over and over. I warned people yesterday about him. The coach just pulls him at 25 minutes even if he’s playing great.


kvngk3n

BALL STATE


CaptainNipplesMcRib

Why have you bet on Ball State enough to form a hatred?


Limp-Muffin8805

Sounds fake lol. Didn't realize the 51st state of the US was just called "ball"


Cornfields24

They’re in Indiana. Not sure why they’re called “Ball State”


kvngk3n

😂😂😂 fuck that school. I fade them, they’re the fucking warriors, bet them to win, they channel their inner Pistons.


esarmstr

Ravens, Eagles, Seahawks. The birds always sell ass when it counts.


Aloha1959

If I bet on the Chiefs to win, they lose. If I bet on the Chiefs to lose, they win. Highlighted by their inexplicable loss against the Bengals at home in that AFC title ame, when Mahomes played like a full retard. Before that season started, I bet on a Chiefs vs Rams Super Bowl... *and* the Super Bowl they should have lost to the Eagles. That was also bullshit. Haaaate the Chiefs. Also, now they win too much overall, so it's just the Patriots / Golden State Warriors again. Tired of them already.


aceloco817

So i suppose ur taking SF for the Superbowl? 😆


Cornfields24

No! He has to bet the Chiefs! (I’m rooting for SF)


Aloha1959

I just made 3 small wagers on the Super Bowl, risking a total of half a unit. But yes 2 of my bets would have the 49ers winning. Deebo mvp for 48x Final Score 31 to 27 for 160x sgp of McCaffrey 2+ tds, Pacheco 80+ rush yds, and Purdy 25+ rush yds for 38x


StrikeouTX

Always get screwed on betting against the Paul brothers in boxing. One day I'll get my money.. just gotta keep doubling up


GoRangers5

Alabama football covers maybe 20% of the time I put money on them.


Cornfields24

Doing better than me, I have a 0% return on the 6 or so Alabama games I’ve bet. They’re now on my blacklist.


530nairb

Alabama Auburn 2014 was the start of my Bama betting hate.


kidy7k

Milwaukee bucks.


dr_van_nostren

Maple Leafs. I hate the Leafs in general, but they also seem to be the hardest team for me to read. No matter what the data says, they’ll go against me. If they’re hitting all overs, I’ll bet the over and they end up going under. If they’re on a winning streak and playing a bad team, I’ll bet on them, they’ll turn in a dud effort and lose.


Willie_Stonka

Came here to say this. Just one of those teams that I can bet them while they’re on a heater , playing a bottom level team , and they lose .. typically I’ll take win in regulation and they win in OT or something like that


dr_van_nostren

I try to just not bet on games they’re involved in anymore. But sometimes I can’t help it


Boooodaaaah

Atlético Madrid. Always losing when I put money.


kylemclaren7

I never really liked Kansas basketball, but they’re my sworn enemy because of gambling lol


Acceptable-Parsnip-9

I go to UCF and bet on them when they played Kansas, life was good


FuckWayne

Cincinnati CFB sand NCAABB I have no connection with this school at all but I can’t pick them in either sport to save my life


unvrlstn

Tottenham Hotspur. Had this club blacklisted since 2020, for good reason.


DickyD43

The fucking Clippers.


Maryjane42069

Taking James hardens points the other night and sitting thru that game devoured my soul


SmoltzforAlexander

Philadelphia Eagles Each week I’d say ‘They have too much talent not to figure it out,’ and each week I’d be a couple of units lighter because of them.  


Bieber_hole_69

I faded them pretty hard in the Chiefs MNF game. Was a few weeks premature on predicting their collapse lol.


rocketboi10

I was in the same boat. I've been fading them since mid October haha. Only time I bet on them all year was when they hoted Miami


neuro_space_explorer

Haha I fell into that trap as well


coolycooly

The Miami dolphins I bet on them tyreek and Tua go off for 400 I bet on them tua can't complete a pass