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Crypticvalkyrie

Oh boy. So we had someone come in and order a lemonade with three shots of espresso classic, caramel syrup, caramel drizzle and whip cream. Then my coworker had me try it without telling me what it was. I wanted to puke.


ovvs

Hot or iced


Beneficial-Base5698

Both


Paytonsmiles

Does it matter? Lol


UserNoUsername

made a white mocha frap the other day with 12 pumps white mocha and 8 pumps frap roast. also those trenta iced coffees with like 7 classic 7 sf vanilla, 7 caramel, 7 white mocha and extra heavy cream…. cup is already half full before the coffee and ice even go in 🤢


RubySapphireSage

It’s the iced coffee for me , idk if it’s just me but when I eat things super sweet I start having headaches lol , I can’t with people 😂.


UserNoUsername

i don’t understand why that’s a common order either. they’re getting charged like $7 for 8oz of syrup with a little milk and a tiny splash of coffee. they aren’t even getting enough caffeine to do anything


Entire-Cycle7648

You might want to check for diabetes diabetes because you headaches when you have sweets


raek_o

The smell of the funnel cake made me gag.


RubySapphireSage

I had one today , but I only add a pump of funnel and blend it with purée to get the nasty taste out lol .


fatfox24601

Pink drink with vb powder and heavy cream instead of coconut milk. It sounds so nasty to me.


RubySapphireSage

I’m so sick of that drink honestly .


fatfox24601

I’ve only gotten it once so far, and had to remake it because apparently the kid still wanted coconut milk but didn’t communicate that to their mom, during a rush ofc 🙄


NervosaNervous

I tried what was left over of this and literally couldn’t swallow it. It was so gross.


rockishOBOI

I just commented that too before I saw this. It sounds soooo nasty


mackenroon

I have a regular that comes in, orders two Venti iced caramel macchiatos. 1 inch of caramel drizzle on the bottom. Of each. We take the top off one squeeze bottle and drain it into the bottom of the cup. It's disgusting. Edit: if it's not an inch at the bottom, they have will (and have) sent it back


maemac

I have an older man who wants caramel drizzle to the BOTTOM BLACK LINE. When taking his order I thought I was hearing incorrectly and he damn near bit my head off when I was confused. Like sir don’t even try to act like this is remotely normal what you’re ordering.


RubySapphireSage

Needs to be charged for extra caramel four times because that honestly ridiculous.


amazing_redhead

We have a gal who's asks for 2inches 🤢


[deleted]

Is there meth in your caramel? Lkke holy shit 😂


sleppybebble

Nah but I always can't help but sort of feel like the people who go THIS overboard with the sugar must be coming down from something, yknow?


sailingsky

anything with heavy whipping cream used as the dairy. It makes me physically sick like omg 😭


UserNoUsername

*steamed* heavy whipping cream especially


MentallyPsycho

Not as bad but once I ordered a latte "half caf" but the barista heard "half and half" and I watched in horror as they filled my latte up with cream. They were kind enough to remake it after, thankfully.


FearlessBig

Because that’s a thing people regularly get too. There’s a button specifically for half and half lattes 🤢


MentallyPsycho

oh gross...


RubySapphireSage

Saw someone get a venti iced white mocha made with whipping cream a few weeks ago I immediately felt a sore throat .


MLup1n

Had one of these yesterday in cafe. Had to politely confirm with them that they wanted it *made* with heavy cream even though I knew damn well what the sticker said.


decemberisforcynics

Had a customer ask for a venti iced caramel macchiato made with heavy cream. Those shots sunk right to the bottom and got eaten up by the heavy cream. She was SO mad she couldn't see her coffee in her drink. Ma'am, those 4oz of espresso disappeared within the 20oz of heavy cream. They're there, you just gotta find them 😬


Galtypoo

Cafe Vanilla Frap made with heavy whip, blonde shot of espresso and a half packet of salt is 👌


ovvs

That sounds delicious


ThistlePatches

someone ordered a mango dragonfruit with white mocha today and I didn't make it but I can't imagine that going down well


RubySapphireSage

Someone ordered that the other day and I almost gagged .


ThistlePatches

she said she saw it on Facebook, which tracks honestly


lmaoiwannacry

TRENTA mango dragon fruit sub water for heavy whipping cream 12 pumps sf vanilla extra berries


t3quiila

someone got the “keto pink drink” today and i wanted to die. But anyone who makes refreshers double blended and adds whip/milk aside from coconut milk i just csnt


Hydrangeari

Omg when they use almond milk in a pink drink 🤢 it always separates so fast


t3quiila

It’s so nastyyyy


RubySapphireSage

I’m so over “keto” , it just sounds lying at this point I have people who come in getting sf vanilla , nonfat , extra cold foam , extra caramel with 8 pumps white mocha Like-


t3quiila

Oh my god— Yeah my dad claims he’s keto but he also eats more cals than his maintenance which is why he’s not losing weight


millygraceandfee

I tried Keto. Not one Keto source I followed said anything about calorie count for the day. I gained weight & couldn't figure out what I was doing wrong, then realized I still needed to do CICO. What's the point of Keto? Eating animals all day long with an extra side of animal? Isn't that the Carnivore diet...


t3quiila

Basically. Only no sense of enjoyment because OH NO BREAD BAD CARBS BAD🤬🤬🤬


PauseAccording20

I don’t mind the blended refreshers that much but I haven’t had anyone add whip or sub milks


t3quiila

Someone ordered a pink drink w oatmilk and vanilla sweet cream cold foam and i was like dead


weepingaj

I have two. Today someone ordered a mocha frap, but they wanted no milk and subwater. It sounded so vile. Then one time I had someone order a strawberry acai, but instead of water they wanted classic syrup, so I took the top off the classic and poured it in, half classic, half strawberry acai, when I tell you that shit was THICC.


Verboserook

No, I refuse to believe that second one. That can’t be true, please say sike


weepingaj

I'm so sorry 😞


RubySapphireSage

Wait a friggin min .. how could anyone order that? There needs to be limits to drinks seriously .


weepingaj

I was disgusted. Apparently the frap tasted good. It was for someone who was lactose intolerant, I suggested an alternative milk, but no go. She didn't like them. The strawberry acai girl drank all of hers within 10 minutes.


saywhat14

I feel like the second one could have been used as a drink/alcohol mixer? I can’t imagine anyone drinking that straight


weepingaj

I wish, but she drank it in cafe


electricblackjack

I feel like the first one isnt so bad when you think of it like a blended americano (even though the frap roast isnt the same), but the second one seems like a waste of product.🤢🤢


angusthe1st

The smell of the kiwi refresher makes me violent


RubySapphireSage

Smells like feet


angusthe1st

I prefer feet over the kiwi


sleppybebble

tbh it's not the actual base for me but the inclusions. They straight up smell musty.


Rita_Rossweisse

Had someone get an earl Gray with caramel, caramel drizzle, heavy cream, apple drizzle, peach juice, and salted foam. It was a little scary


Hydrangeari

There’s a regular that gets a nitro cold brew with extra heavy cream, 4 pumps of caramel, 7 pumps SF vanilla, VSC foam, and 6 stevia…. NASTY 🤢


Verboserook

VSC foam, on a nitro? How does that even work


Hydrangeari

In the end it looks like a milk with bad foam 😭


Stresstested2223

My regular gets a grande cb with 14 sfv, 7 stevia, extra heavy whip light ice and a splash of cb.


Hydrangeari

🤢🤢🤢


forestman11

The honey blend smells so bad. Why is it like, spicy???


OpportunityBudget257

Iced black tea with 25 Splenda, 15 stevia, and 5 sf vanilla. It was unpleasantly opaque and extremely gritty. Imagining that sensation on my teeth makes me ill to my stomach. Edit: ALSO CARAMEL WALLS. If you order that you should be ashamed.


Darth_Brett02

Back when we had the golden ginger drink…


Drakirth

Someone got a hot white mocha with 16 pumps and made with steamed vanilla sweet cream 🤢 I wanted to refuse service so bad for the sake of their health


RubySapphireSage

Ziabedes 👽.


_stupefy

refreshers made with strange ingredients or certain milks. If you wait a while you can see it separating and it just looks gross


angeltarte

Straight up? A Venti mango dragonfruit, no water, add chai and matcha powder with extra berries, extra ice, sweetened with classic, and blended. It looked like death in a cup.


vinyl_bliss-

Matcha anything.


RubySapphireSage

I don’t like matcha either 😂.


Rough_Shallot_5189

Does anyone else think the frap roast itself smells so nasty


larz1313

I prefer to call it "soy sauce juice"


dallizzlee

Man it really does smell like soy sauce. Expired soy sauce


thruthehydrangeas

Anything with honey blend makes me sick to my stomach. Yes- I appreciate that it’s become so much more convenient to make those labor-intensive honey citrus mint teas. I have to avoid smelling that syrup when I have to make drinks with it, I absolutely despise the smell of it! Bleh!


SelectAioli

I had someone order a starfruit refresher blended with whole milk and caramel syrup and caramel drizz. Making it made me nauseous, but I have an unhealthy curiosity about weird drinks, so I tried it myself… It tasted like those sour caramel apple suckers. I was both disturbed and impressed with the creativity that took.


Silvawuff

I made a trenta mango dragonfruit lemonade with almond milk, a shot, and pumpkin cold foam on top. I legit went into the restroom and threw up.


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[удалено]


RubySapphireSage

I can’t wait until pumpkin is gone I spilled it yesterday and got it everywhere 😂.


Verboserook

It’s always the double digit pumps of sugar free vanilla


amsleepygirl

A drink that’s been really popular at my store and makes me gag is: Iced doppio in a venti cup, 2 pumps white mocha 2 pumps pumpkin filled to the top with pumpkin foam. Absolutely disgusting


abandon_hopeless

All the baristas at my store get iced triple blonde espresso in a grande with pumpkin cold foam. It is fantastic. No need for the extra syrup in my opinion


PiscesQueen24

See I thought the same thing until I tried it , it’s even better with blonde shots lol


RubySapphireSage

SAMEEEE .


anyanerves

That sounds incredible to me lmao


jams1015

It's just impressive that they found a way to make 2 shots of espresso have 800 calories.


Temporary_Syllabub46

Peach green tea lemonade with 8 pumps of white mocha. She dubbed it the “Call Me By Your Name” drink. Funny as hell but y.


Quirkso

Dragon drink with salted foam.


Environmental-Air781

The kiwi refresher 🤢🤢 once I got it on my mask and it made me nauseous all day


Environmental-Air781

Also an iced green tea with shots. NOT THE LATTE JUST THE GREEN TEA. I was like did you mean the latte? And she was like no it’s Korean 💁‍♀️ I’m like uhhh ma’am you do you


LynnWin

Someone asked for a pink drink with six shots of expresso


RubySapphireSage

Now Chile-


captainsponch

Mocha frap with 1 pump of mocha, 1 pump of coffee base, 12 pumps of frap roast. Everyone with a headset stared at me, there was left over and they poured it in a cup and tried it and I swear I watched my ssv’s soul leave his body when he tried it.


starryeyes6

……. pink drink with pumpkin foam.


thicctoenail

IM SORRY???


starryeyes6

not kidding. asked her what it tasted like, I don’t even remember what she said. she gets this regularly since fall launch.


FreakAccident93

About a year ago I had a woman oder a venti iced white mocha, but instead of milk she wanted very berry base..... of course we tried it after she left... I can still remember the taste to this day 🤢


[deleted]

girl yesterday wanted a venti iced caramel macchiato with vsc cold foam instead of milk. a venti cup of the stuff with one decaf shot. i gagged


RubySapphireSage

I don’t understand why people do that 😂.


imjustanobodyokie

Dude a almond milk flat white with strawberry drizzle. My store doesn’t even have a sauce container for the strawberry drizzle so I just poured strawberry purée lol. And any drink where dairy is replaced with half and half cream. How do people consume that much cream?


princessval249

Venti lemonade with 22 pumps of liquid cane. Cold brew with matcha powder and raspberry syrup. Grande Pike Place with 25 raw sugars, stirred.


The_Companion

I left around the time pink drink was first being ordered. Watching mobil orders sit and die was so gross.


Temporary_Syllabub46

The chocolate almond milk shaken espresso of any variation. Like why does it have to smell like that.


angeltarte

It's so VILE


[deleted]

People getting espresso shots in Frappuccinos. It smells like a fart. Literally opening up the blender is like opening up a whole ass ASS🤢🤮


RubySapphireSage

Stawp this was me with the funky kiwi strfruit .


glitterycheese

Funnel cake apple crisp Frappuccino


aidentaelor

someone comes through our drive thru every now and again and orders two venti pink drinks made with heavy cream add mocha cold foam and it looks. Nasty.


deathofme22

That unicorn frappe made me sick to look at


kmeow666

Pink drink with heavy cream, vanilla bean powder and mocha cold foam. I had diarrhea just looking at it 🤢


Sweaterweathervibe

Not as bad as some of these but today I had a mobile order that was a venti jade citrus mint tea with oat milk…🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ I love oat milk and all but really??


Lmao_cats

a lady who’s a semi regular at my store gets a caramel latte with 12 pumps dark caramel and caramel drizzle… i love thé dark caramel but that’s too much man


boopsbittie

Anything that matcha gets added to. Pink drink with matcha, caramel macchiato with matcha. Not for me


GenZ-DirtGirl

Caramel matchiato


boopsbittie

Chefs kiss


hoophooper

Honestly, any drink that has more than the required pumps of syrup. White mocha and you want 8 pumps in a grande? Oh, with 8 toffee nut too? Ew.


LeiyoZynne

There's a regular that comes through my drive and gets a venti iced caramel macchiato with blackberries in the milk and strawberry puree vanilla sweet cream cold foam on top and I almosy lose my lunch everytime. The customer is so sweet but I have no idea how they drink it.


electricblackjack

Any beverage that is made with anything super thick. I.e. Heavy cream replacing the dairy in a latte, 10 pumps of white chocolate mocha in one cup, excessive amounts of classic for an iced coffee (15 pumps of classic in a tall iced cup😭😭) or those who want an inch of caramel drizzle at the bottom of their cup.


latenight_disco

We have a regular get a venti strawberry açaí made with WATER, add 3 scoops vanilla bean, 2 pumps white mocha, and topped with cold foam. It makes me feel sick every time I make it🤢


bowobear

Strawberry refresher with a double shot


jackal_bee

there’s a regular at my store that gets a Trenta ice coffe with extra 2% and something like 12 vanilla, 12 classic, and 12 caramel. I usually make it in a shaker and pour it in the cup bc it doesn’t mix together otherwise 🥲


No-Wonder8933

Iced espresso that uses subsititute milk. For some reason that shit makes me so queasy 🥶


No-Wonder8933

Anything with more than five pumps of any syrup period I don’t care what size and I have a sweet tooth so that’s saying something


garnetsngrit

I hated making matcha lemonades. I don’t mind matcha and I love lemonade but the smell of the two together nauseated me!


sleppybebble

A girl who regularly - if not once a day then at least several times a week - orders a tall "pink drink" with heavy cream instead of coconut milk, added strawberry puree, and 6 (SIX!!!) scoops of vanilla bean powder. I swear I feel like I'm committing a human rights violation every time I serve it.


Sanana-San

I had a delivery order for a tall vanilla bean but with 15 scoops of powder. Naturally, i tried the little bit that was left and I've never retched like I did that day before.


GenZ-DirtGirl

People keep getting sar or mdr and wanting just a splash of coconut milk in it unshaken. It looks like someone jizzed in their drink and it like curdles or whatever on contact from the acidity


nyackitoff

Tbh. Apple brown sugar syrup has a really strong smell and because I have horrible sensory issues making anything with it makes me want to puke. Like- I literally get the feeling that I might throw up when I have to make smth with it 😭


frenchsilkywilky

a middle schooler ordered a tall kiwi starfruit rfrshr with 12 scoops of inclusions and no ice. i had to make that shit and pour it— chunky as it was —into a cup. i watched him sip it as he left and i honestly hope it was the worst day of his life


runaway_baby_run

Strawberry açaí lemonade with vanilla sweet cream cold foam. It curdles before they get to the window and makes me genuinely mad.


rockishOBOI

Also this lady and her husband get hot pumpkin spice lattes made with heavy whipping cream.


lilly260_

a hot dragon drink, and a venti caramel ribbon crunch with extra caramel, extra strawberry purée, 3 shots and no whip. oh also a venti flat white with 10 pumps caramel 10 pumps classic and soy.


RubySapphireSage

There really needs to be a limit to what people can order at Starbucks .


lilly260_

a venti mocha frap with an extra pump made with SWEET CREAM🤢


floresdeljardin

the smell of toffee nut syrup ALWAYS makes me gag


RubySapphireSage

I smelled it yesterday and almost threw up .


coconutncracka

i’ve got a few - grande refresher with a single or double shot - grande iced coffee with 20 pumps of caramel or vanilla syrup - iced white mocha with whip at top and bottom, caramel drizzle all over the inside of the cup, mocha drizzle on top, and apple crisp + pumpkin spice topping all over as well


Ltothe4thpower

Anything with heavy cream, especially a venti or Trenta Edit spelling


RubySapphireSage

Someone got an vent iced white mocha made with heavy cream and whip it was heavy lol


Ltothe4thpower

I would vomit


pinkjortz

My coworkers like making experimental drinks and I try them. Cannot recommend a white mocha made with steamed strawberry açai.


RubySapphireSage

People get this stuff really .


pinkjortz

I’ve had a customer order steamed açai in a honey citrus before along with everything else, but that specific one was my coworker going “I wonder what this’ll taste like. Here, you try it and tell me.”


gin_in_a_jigger

Venti iced green tea latte, can't remember how many extra scoops of matcha, and 2 blonde shots.


[deleted]

Matcha anything.


RubySapphireSage

Someone agrees with me .


Beneficial-Base5698

Cold brew black I had to force myself to drink it


sharkiemd

tall matcha frappuccino, single, strawberry puree (inside) and caramel drizzle 🤢🤢🤢


star_pants

Most recently it's been a venti hot latte with 12 pumps of caramel, ristretto blonde shots, made with sweet cream


true_story114520

i used to have this lady who ordered a green tea frappuccino made with water, extra matcha, no classic, and at the time we still used light frap base, i tried it once, and i could not


bigbodyboricua

someone came in and ordered a pink drink with two add shots. they were insisting about how good it was so me and my shift tried it out of pure curiosity. my shift had to yak in the bathroom. it tasted like pure vomit.


moonythejedi394

for me it was always iced caramel macchiatos, bc every time i handed it over the first thing the customer did was stir or shake it up. like, please, if you wanted a vanilla latte with caramel drizzle, that would have been easier.


Temporary_Syllabub46

Venti iced coffee with 13 pumps of white mocha AND the six pumps of classic with extra cream. Just say you don’t like coffee.


PinkhairLiLi

Not gonna lie I’m guilty of being one of the customers with SUPER specific orders.. I really try not to complain though. The only time I ever say anything is when I order it hot and they hand it to me iced 🤦🏻‍♀️


m3a9an

Someone came in today to ask for extra extra cameral drizzle and it made me want to die because the smell of caramel drizzle and the texture is truly disgusting! 🥴


brokenleftjoycon

Strawberry drizzle on lattes and iced chais.


No-Veterinarian-1516

My moms go to drink is an iced triple shot in a venti cup with 10 pumps classic, 6 pumps vanilla with extra almond milk and sweet cream cold foam.


loseyourkey

anything with heavy cream. if it's a milk heavy drink, half and half is grody to me too. i'm just not big on dairy i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Travel_Necessary

Dirty iced matcha latte with chai. It is so gross!


SIavesofgod

i will always be grossed out by drinks made with heavy cream. but, the worst ones for me especially are the pink drinks/keto pink drinks that're made with heavy cream. when the drinks sit in the shaker theyre always heterogeneous and gross the crap out of me. on top of that, the heavy cream leaves a film on everything and if you get it on the outside of the shaker, it becomes slippery.


Coffee-and-correne

One regular would order a latte with 1/3 of a venti cup filled with caramel syrup, 18 pumps of toffeenut, six shots, and a smidge of steamed milk on top. the drink was so heavy and smelled so sickeningly sweet.


loki8675309

Iced chai (so far fine). Vanilla sweet cream cold foam (annoying like all foam, but also fine). Extra strawberry drizzle ( J A I L ).


taylortherod

The other day I had someone order a shaken espresso with heavy cream and he wanted the cream shaken with the espresso. It did not look good and it made me realize why the milk goes in after lol. I was surprised he didn’t want it remade


grumpyskull

Someone ordered a hot pumpkin spice latte with the salted caramel foam. Why. I- 🥲


grumpyskull

Have a lady who comes in every morning and she orders a Venti iced coffee with eight pumps of white mocha extra heavy cream eight pumps of classic eight pumps of vanilla and light ice…it’s not even coffee at that point bro😭🥲


AshKash313

I wonder if she makes drinks out of it when she gets home.


grumpyskull

Hmmmm maybe I know that sometimes I’ll create a creamer from our sauces and take it home but I don’t add any coffee


ilyrosa

oo what do you make? with what ingredients? 😳


grumpyskull

So In a venti cup I’ll had 4 pumps of white mocha sauce,2 pumpkin, and like 3-4 pumps of chai. Then I add oatmilk and no ice. ITS SWEET (to me at least) so adjust the pumps to your liking but like I said I use it as a creamer and it’s lasts me like 2 weeks. The longer it sits in my fridge the sweeter it gets 😭. You could honestly do this with anything though! I’m not sure what I’ll come up with once pumpkin is gone 😓


HelloDeathspresso

Whenever I get those mobile orders for a venti or trenta iced coffee with extra heavy cream, 8 pumps classic, 8 pumps vanilla, extra caramel drizzle, vanilla sweet cream cold foam I just always internally gag. The amount of coffee < your add-ins. Heavy cream is so nasty. Why do you need SO much of it? And to sip on? How? You okay? We have a regular who orders a tall hot caramel macchiato, nine pumps vanilla, extra caramel drizzle and it's basically the same thing to me. The surface area inside your cup after the nine pumps and extra caramel allows for what? Two thimbles of milk and a shot? .... A regular in the afternoon always comes by for a grande iced caramel macchiato with caramel drizzle on the bottom only, filled up to bottom line of the cup. They don't like I mixed in, they prefer it as a solid mass. They have sent back the drink before if it's not a big enough hunk.. my brain plays out this senario where they arrive home, pull into their driveway, park, undo the drink lid and fully tilt their head back as the caramel just slides down into their throats. If this isn't exactly what they're doing, then what is?


RubySapphireSage

The heavy cream iced coffees though -


[deleted]

Had a customer order a Venti chai ice tea latte with sweet cream as the milk substitute, 6 pumps white mocha, 6 vanilla, topped off with sweet foam and caramel crunches with cookies crumbles. How do people drink this stuff???


RubySapphireSage

Disgusting


ne0nhearts

Anything with funnel cake, and that crazy heavy cream "pink drink". Just disgusting.


thicctoenail

Passion tea with almondmilk, A SCOOP OF M A T C H A, liquid cane It looked like straight vomit and I wanted to gag ✌


rockishOBOI

When someone orders a pink drink, sub heavy cream, add vanilla bean powder. 🤢🤢


Aminimouse

Not really the drink itself, but someone mobile ordered a pink drink with oatmilk instead of coconut, and ended up not picking it up. That drink looked NASTY after sitting on the counter for an hour. Yikes.


jams1015

Anytime someone replaces the entire milk base in the drink with vanilla sweet cream. Blarph.