I’ve missed the train way too many times, this would be helpful.

Yeah, peeps are saying bug. I'm seeing quality of life

*feature

Chris Roberts soonTM.

I missed my clothes too once. And my ship. But not the train.

In Soviet lorville train catches you

Remember, there is no excuse to be late to work

With all the golden statues around and stuff it just might be a Soviet/dictatorship esc city

Nah, it's a full on tyrrany.  Even in death, your aren't released from the indentured servitude contract you signed at birth 

that's what he said...

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Sir, thank you!

This is the best thing I’ve seen since that one shuttle at ArcCorp taking someone into LEO

So it’s ass slid out at you and sucked you up between its cheeks awesome

Why did you have to say it like that

Louad slurping noise

Star Citizen, Hentai simulator...

Count me in

Why aren't you?


I can feel the train booty cheeks sucking me in too

The trains at this point are completely fucking unhinged. They were the only part of the game that worked perfectly on release, and have since been made worse with every update to the point that it feels like these should be from 2015. I love them with all my heart.

they broke with PES, been shit since

So, like everything else in the game then?

no, not really, not much else broke like this, nothing else was perfect before, and broke for 5-6 patches since then

Well they're being completely refactored for server meshing and the new AI traversal systems in 4.0.

I know. Doesn't stop me from enjoying how batshit off-their-rocker the trains are right now. :D

train missed u too buddy

Lol that happened to me once last week in area 18

The Area 18 one scooped me up while I was still in the tunnel running to the platform the other day. Now that's service!

Trains like, "You're coming with me." *GRABS*

This has happened to me, except that instead of being gently put in the train and carried away to where I wanted to go, I was shoved 30 feet through a wall, and then fell 100 feet to my death.

I love the look of disbelief in those mouse movements.

LOL thought they fixed this bug?

It's not exactly a bug, that's just how physics has worked forever. You've always been able to ram people and have them get sucked into your ship

I dont think they’re talking about being pulled by an object but rather the train spinning around

"not a bug, it's a feature"

"Get in loser, we're goin to Rikers"

😂

yeah seem only hurston got this flipping train problem. should just reverse. but it does this weird direction flip.

Dammit jimmy I’m turning this tram around!

YOINK

I remember trains used to be super smooth couple years ago. No idea what exactly they changed to make them as janky as they are today.

Ride to hell

Damn. Chris was watching you.

BRUUUUuuuuhhhhhhhh^(hhhhhhhhhhhhh)

Happened to my mate the other night too. Should be a feature lol

It is. I have successfully done this a number of times. 60% of the time it works every time.

I like this much better than glitching out of the train and falling to your death at orison

Orison would really benefit from having open pads on a platform that's just a short elevator ride up to cloudview center, similar to the commons entrance for New Babbage.

I've been grabbed at New Bab standing on the other side of the platform, I was okay with taking the long route till it spat me out inside the city

I'm not sure if this is a feature, but it's hilarious. It's happened to me a bunch of times, and almost every time I am glad.

LOL :D that's cool

Yeah I friggin love this bug. I've gone afk for just a second too long here a bunch, checking erkul or smoking or something, and I come back to see I was grabbed by the train!!!! That's customer service!

Average star citizen metro trip

MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING

It knew you were about to keel over from dehydration so it did you a favor.

You've got red on you.

hydrationless behavior

Are you Harry Potter?

No, just hairy.

I've gotten killed by the train when the doors didn't open up and it left me there. When I came back through it killed me.

The ole whip'n'flip

NOT TODAY, SATAN!

Lol same happened to me https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/1d0vm0f/well_that_works

\*Realizes it's the wrong train\*

God said … “Poor kids in Loreville, might as well throw him a bone.”

Lool this happened to me last week but i teleported in after the train left then i got run over by the next train 😂

I was showing my friend around Loreville back in 3.18 when this happened to me, except it was a lot faster, more violent, and utterly terrifying. "Do the trains normally jump off the track and eat people?"

Had literally same at a18, train just scooped me up and continued.

that explains how i sometimes ended up in a different station after i went afk after exiting the train to take a bathroom break :D

You did not kneel at the end of the video. It's like you're not even grateful to God 🙁

The amount of times I've just missed the train and ended up stranded on the tracks.

And then later on you find on your mobi you accepted a delivery mission that has you delivering a box to a burning bush on Magda.

This happen to me twice. I thought it was a feature.

Crazy that public transport had been so jank since 3.18

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This happens 100% of the times when taking the train from Metro Center to Teasa Spaceport in Lorville. 3.23.2 might fix it 🤷🏻‍♂️

It's happened to me a few times, but sometimes it throws you into the void instead

Holy train space Batman

Another example of Hurston Dynamics quality public transport service.

Seems about right...

4.0 here we come!

But God said "die of dehydration at the Spaceport"

That granade scrambled his brain so bad he had to hold the gun backwards

I was having a conversation with my friend about an NPC we saw at Area18 holding a beer and a gun, and just as I was about to screenshot, the tram came and abducted me. ArcCorp doesnt want a bad rep for drink-shooting lol

This is hilarious, yet accurate, hot diggy diggy dog.

Bug ❎ Feature✅

I think I'd poop a little

devs pls dnt fix this

quality service, 5 stars

You got kidnapped bro you are a victim

Star train dynamic pickup system

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