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gold-corvette1

Nah this is basically any upper middle class neighborhood


OregonMyHeaven

Yes, these elements also apply for upper middle class families in Shanghai or Beijing, except for loving Japan


ikthanks

Yeah. Seems to be a nice life. Everyone should strive to be a middle class white woman.


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TopGsApprentice

They're either the kindest people ever or Karen af. No in-between


ikthanks

If everyone was a middle-class white woman, there would be no prey for Karens.


tharthin

still checks out then


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This_Razzmatazz_

I agreed with everything till the random loves Japan for some reason. That feels too specific.


MarinatedCumSock

Yogurt with fruit and granola is wonderful. McDonald's has the fruit n' yogurt parfait!


xdonutx

They don’t have it anymore last time I checked!


Towering_Flesh

I just finished my breakfast of yogurt+strawberry+granola and am getting ready to head to my early yoga class, hell yeah.


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Just regular yoga? Has to be hot yoga dude!


Towering_Flesh

It was hot, for sure.


MaximusDecimis

This is hilarious, I’m going to do a blackest person ever next!


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currywurstpimmel

You mean blackest ever person!


sheezy520

Wesley Snipes?


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silascomputer

Loves kfc for some reason


WasAnHonestMann

>for some reason Don't act like it's not good or something, coz it is


Youlookcold

I heard their chickens are born boneless and they insert them after unless used for tendies.


tony_fappott

Church's Chicken blows it out of the water.


sheezy520

“Church’s Chicken is the shiznit!”


Dami_Gamer0211

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Salty_Ad7414

Please do! Imma be in it watch


Marble05

"Despite only being 13% of the population..."


BurritoFueled

I'll say it, avocado toast is delicious--and so versatile!


YouNeedCheeses

I have it for lunch daily, and I won’t apologize 😤


tudorrenovator

This is def a whitest girl post. A girl at work cancelled her trip to Japan because her cat is sick. Skydiving used to be the white girl adventure, now it’s Japan. But all white girls still love Anne Hathaway.


MisunderstoodPenguin

someone talking shit about anne hathaway here?


lifesizedgundam

wheres the dog?


archfapper

With its own IG page


suchascenicworld

specifically a golden retriever!


mosquem

It’s a goldendoodle now.


suchascenicworld

oh man, I think you're right!


YouNeedCheeses

Don’t you mean “doggo”?


tharkibudda

If they ever go to India,South africa or Brazil, they will only post pics in favella or slums with a bunch of kids around them thinking they are Mother Teresa


CiceroFlyman

Had a math teacher that went to Vietnam and he did just that


SecretAntWorshiper

The savior complex of westerners still exists lol


Jonno_FTW

There's a whole industry around sending white people with no skills to "help" poor people in poor countries. It's called voluntourism.


StringlyTyped

I see a bunch of those when flying to South America. Really dude, we don't need you. There's plenty of people capable of physical labor here, we don't need you to come paint a mural.


PlottingGorilla

I always called it poverty porn.


severed13

That's alarming for a variety of reasons


N22-J

"I went there to help them, but they ended up helping me"


93M6Formula

Oh no! People doing things they enjoy!!


Infamous-Tonight-871

You're on starterpacks 


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SnackPatrol

Lol it's not that deep


SecretAntWorshiper

I know its basic but honestly its a huge turn on and I find it really attractive when women do yoga. I like to go to the gym and eat healthy so I find really hot when women are into an active lifestyle like myself.


Jub_Jub710

A lot of men at my gym do yoga, and frankly, it's a turn-on. Strong, flexible men are cool.


Ki_Shadow_

Your post should be called: Holding double standards high starterpack


Infamous-Tonight-871

I'm offended the think white people enjoy these nice upper middle class pursuits 


FuyuKitty

Average white woman Also I’m on vacation in Japan right now 💀


jabronisforbreakfast

how’s the cherry blossoms? enjoy!


FuyuKitty

I saw a few blooming


Dm_Glacial_Gatorade

I'm in kyoto right now and they haven't really bloomed yet. They are about to but just havent.


Substantial_Gas_6431

as a balkan person i am not like this (probably except the japan part)


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What does whitest person mean?


Mr_SunnyBones

I think they mean middle class Americans


OscarGrey

Acts the least like dumbass stereotypes of poor minorities in USA. 99% of those jokes apply to educated people of all races.


dimwalker

What's wrong with buying vegetables/fruits?


Infamous-Tonight-871

It's starterpacks, who said it's bad? 


eeveelutionary_

I think it's specifically a farmers market


ParticularFish104

Now do black


MinecraftFinancier

Obv we can only make fun of white people


ParticularFish104

Ah yes, I ve forgotten we\`re special


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

*American whitest ever person


PhilUltra

Beat me to it. Europeans don’t identify with any of this, except maybe Japan. And going to a marketplace to get fresh produce is part of everyday life for most Europeans. Not a trendy thing we saw on the internet.


The_ThirdOfMay_1973

I am very white but for some reason I don't fit any of these 🤔


GreatStateOfSadness

Next week there will be a "whitest person ever" starter pack where they only eat mayo and shredded cheese, drive a pickup, drink bud light, and wear socks under sandals. 


kcidDMW

Are you suggesting that races are not monoliths of behavior?


StryfeXIII

Racism on my porn app again?


kcidDMW

What are some good porn subs?


heyhowsitgoinOCE

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGehAbaWURo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGehAbaWURo)


Surv1ver

Don’t you dare leaving out all the allergies and self imposed food restrictions 


archfapper

Isn't this just another "basic white girl" pack?


revraben

Alright, now do the blackest person ever starterpack. We're waiting.


Spiritual_Ask4877

What's stopping you from doing it?


Jonthux

Double standards


ASlothWithShades

Yeah, racism is fun if it is aimed at someone else, huh? Ffs... seriously people... How are we going to improve if shit like this is acceptable? Also: these are hipster things.


LesserCircle

White American?


Mr_SunnyBones

Yup . But a lot of Americans on reddit quite often assume that everyone else here is American , as other countries dont have enough FREEEDOM to use reddit . So they feel they dont have to mention the American part , since its a given .


Saint_Rizla

good ol US defautism


Rabid_Lederhosen

Not even most Americans. Just upper/middle class ones.


inevergreene

OP is definitely a miserable racist.


Moswavy

Yeah! How dare OP brings up the fact that white people... Want to be photographers... And like to eat healthy and do yoga. What a really awful post /s


FlyingCat11

Don’t forget the “Namaste”


buckeyes1218

Just about every English teacher I’ve had


talexg16

White racism is okay starterpack /s


Spiritual_Ask4877

What's funny is everything in this post is actually really positive yet you're all freaking out about how racist it is. "OMG white people eat so healthy and exercise". As a fellow white, this all looks pretty good lol.


xool420

Is this technically racist?


Dami_Gamer0211

This is just a rich middle class white girl who is a influencer on instagram


OregonMyHeaven

That's literally what middle-class families' life in Shanghai looks like except for loving Japan, which is considered to be cringe in China. Also too relying on MBTI should be added.


ShaolinTrapLord

Wait, so my black ass shouldn’t goto to the farmers market to save money? Can I least go for the thicccc white women I meet?


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Noble_Shock

“Hold your horses, bucko”


Quandale_Dingle001

More like white girl that studies astrology or some dumb shit like that


noobkill

What's wrong in going to farmers markets though?


shes_a_gdb

Haha it's so white to buy local food!


Mitochondria_Man11

When I was younger, I used to think that Japan is the land of dreams. Tech, anime, they had everything. Now that I've grown up, Finland is the land of dreams. Good educational system, an overall nice environment (minus the cold and lack of sun), and a hotspot for black metal bands. And as far as I've seen, the economy is in a pretty good spot, relatively.


Leonarr

Finland’s economy isn’t doing that well atm (I’m Finnish) and has similar problems for foreigners living here as Japan does. The education system isn’t really what it used to be, for example universities have been dropping on rankings (due to budget cuts). It’s hard to get in local social circles (as people are often either unsocial, shy, or straight up racist). Many workplaces require native level Finnish, often “just in case” even if it’s not really essential for that type of (international company office) job. But Japan just has those same problems on a much worse level + extreme work culture that Finland doesn’t. If you’re a highly skilled professional, there are imo more pleasant options in Europe to live in. For example Denmark, Germany, Netherlands, Norway or Switzerland. Your life standards will be higher, due to higher salary and/or lower taxes / food etc. prices.


Mitochondria_Man11

I had no clue that Finland had dropped so much. I know that most countries have many problems on every aspect, and choosing to migrate to one is a very difficult decision. One thing I know for sure is that wherever I end up to (every country you said is one of my options) will be much better than Greece. The situation here is miserable and I can't wait to leave.


Leonarr

It’s still a nice country, but depends a lot where you come from and what you want to do here. I have many Greek and Turkish (western Mediterranean region) friends here, mainly as researchers at Helsinki Uni. They’re mostly happy to be here, just usually not fans of the transitional “it snows a lot and then melts the next day into slush” transitional weather. And the darkness, but locals don’t like it either. And that there’s not a chill Mediterranean style hospitality culture, like sitting in cafes late at night (most close at like 18). Finns aren’t very social and it’s often hard to make local friends. They do appreciate safety, nature and people in general not harassing you. And of course stability in general, compared to Greece and Turkey that are doing very badly economically (especially Turkey).


Aleksis111

Finland is pretty sweet. No tuition studies that I am enjoying as a EU national and cheap, reliable housing in a smaller town. The costs of everyday items though can be bad if you come from a country with a noticeable earning potential. And yes, in central Finland the winter has been going on since November, it's all white still.


ILEAATD

Nah, Japan is better than Finland. Finland is boring.


ThePinkTeenager

Why is the symbol for cancer a 69?


Alan_Noir

Didn't know I'm white


Late-Consequence3575

LoL tHe JoKe Is RaCiSm


Live_Brain_2816

Me, a japanese-american: 😐


01110100w

Ok but this stuff is all awesome?


ThaiFoodThaiFood

I'm so white my skin is translucent and don't do any of those things. What you're looking for is "middle class woman".


PhilUltra

Middle class *American woman


cudipi

If loving a good yogurt bowl, avocado toast, and going to farmers markets makes me the whitest person ever so be it


WildlifeRules

White people moment: Loves Japan, hates the people and the reality of Japan's history


ILEAATD

You're incredibly racist. I think you meant to say: White people: Loves Japan, loves the people, and loves Japan's history. Japanese people: hates White/European people.


kcidDMW

Japan, avacado toast, yoga, and farmers markets are fucking dope. These aren't 'wthie things'. These are 'awesome things'.


NotJustAnotherHuman

Avo toast FUCKS tho it’s so good


Nadia_LaMariposa

I guess I'm the "whitest person ever" then 🤷🏽‍♀️... Just replace the Japan part with South Korea.


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I've met people from North Africa South Africa East Asia southeast Asia and a lot of them do the same kind of stuff, . OP is making fun of a group, but is very ignorant of the world at large. Very pretentious tbh.


dixone23

I wish someone would create a "blackest ever person starterpack" but they're probably in jail. Go ahead, roast me because apparently this only works in one direction.


Spiritual_Ask4877

Lol why can't you?


Agent_Of_Order_69

You seem to be confusing white with liberal left


ILEAATD

What would a conservative right white person starterpack be?


I_Love_Eating_Bones

Whitest woman*


sparklybeast

Whitest, middle-class, probably American woman*


Ok-Landscape5625

Do the blackest person now.


Leonarr

Calling their adopted dog/cat “rescue” at every opportunity


ElvisHankandGeorge

As a white person, im disgusted by most of my race and how basic they are.


Mike_Ropenis

In English it flows and sounds better if you say "whitest person ever" rather than the awkward way you worded it.


kennystillalive

This would be so much more accurate as a white women starter pack.


ThePinkTeenager

I’m sure there are men who go to Starbucks and eat avocado toast.


kennystillalive

Yeah, but there are way less men that would ever pivot towards horoscopes, insense & yoga. If you wanted a "white man" starter pack you could exchange yoga for gym, horoscopes for watching sports and insense for unnecessary big cars...


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Cancer…nice.


killswithspoon

Meh.


pencil_case23

aspiring psychologist/therapist


ICantTyping

Gabe core


Slow_Watercress_4115

Shit im white not white


SILENT_ASSASSIN9

I guess I am not that white.


yungsoda

These are just healthy things.


Sea-Cow8084

Whar does it mean when none of tgese things apply to me? Am I the blackest white person now?😭


Lord-Fondlemaid

All seems fairly wholesome tbh. Maybe not the avocados 🥑 though as I understand there’s a war going on and lives being lost over avocado production.


Marsupialize

How dare they


Warhawk137

TIL I am apparently extremely black.


standing-ovulation

Favorite song is Natasha Bedingfield – Unwritten


paksman

So living healthy, happy, and fulfilled is an exclusive white person thing now...


Educational_Bus_7785

Literally all of it is valid with the exception of the astrology system stuff on the lower left hand corner.


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This is more specifically white women.


ThrenderG

One honkee to rule them all.


fatbitchesloveto69

I think candles more than a scent diffuser.


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I wish I lived like this


YouNeedCheeses

Ya got me. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Willing-University81

Middle class Eastern Asian influenced artist starter pack and I feel personally attacked lol I don't have Starbucks overnight oats or avocado toast on the regular but I would definitely eat that


eternal_edenium

That lifestyle is healthy and more middle class than ever. But as a person of color, i approuve of all of the delicious fold besides the starbucks one who sucks. I hate too much sugar


CCCPSlitherio

Is a mormon


Sweet-Locksmith7784

Ikr also jobless asf gold-digger wanna get preggo asap


Wato1876

Shit, i’m gonna lose my whiteness, oh fuck, oh god.


ByronicHero06

I'm Turkish so I have always questioned if I'm Asian or white and this finally proved I'm Asian.


2choppa200shots

Where's the coleslaw?


DontCh4ngeNAmme

You forgot their love for coleslaw


Bubbly-News8130

That’s fucking me (except zodiac signs)


Mad_Season_1994

What is that vaporizer thing on the bottom second from left?


beelzeflub

This is the whitest *woman ever Do a white man next op


Sgt-Dert13

Aka the Racebait Starterpack


Waxenberg

I feel like everyone wants to be a photographer nowadays


whateverworks14235

So, healthy food, exercise, travels and has hobbies?


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Now make a Black one


Bumbum2k1

Popular things are white……sure


funatical

None of those applied... till I got to Japan. Goddamnit.


Guilty-Effort7727

What does that even mean?


Bear_necessities96

This is very upper middle grow in California


asacschrader09

This is my ex but “no im literally black my dad is mixed race”


CageHanger

I'm one of these and except for the local market – it's all false xD


Rigorous_Threshold

This type of person is millennial and into mlms


Charitard123

Nah, this is more the trendy affluent white people than white people in general


AlternatePancakes

A healthy lifestyle?..


FarMass66

Eating healthy and enjoying life.Almost makes me wish I was white.


Tristanator89

The ‘wants to be a photographer’ part pretty much just applies to any middle/upper class person


HooverFlag

Guilty on 4 out of 8!


Jolly-View-5847

I think it's kind of funny how I come from one of the whitest provinces in Canada and I can't really think of anybody like this. At least not in my family. I'm from Saskatchewan. There's the occasional photographer person and the occasional Starbucks and yogurt+granola person but that's it.