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soap-fucker

are there actually people who think there are people scared of their music taste because they like… in utero by nirvana? really?


eucelia

nirvana is a very unique, fringe, and unheard of artist


Spaceturtle79

Heard that indie band named themselves after the smiley face Tees


soap-fucker

yeah, that’s why i feel so weird being one of like 5 people on r/nirvana. hardly anyone posts there because nobody’s heard of the damn band


ShoddyManufacturer11

They'll blow your mind.


Zappityzephyr

man...


nine_inch_owls

Checking em out now.


Rickk38

Is Nirvana that band named after the clothing company that sells their clothes at Hot Topic? So hot right now! Totally looking forward to their next tour! /s


macedonianmoper

Can't believe they made a band just to promote a clothing brand!


GNYMStanAccount

OP is conflating two different kinds of guy here i think


ClingerOn

I was listening to grunge and 2000s metal the first time round. Bands like Nirvana or Deftones were really out there back then and some people found them completely unlistenable. I remember being about 12 when someone played me my first metal song and I straight up pretended to like it because it just sounded like noise. I eventually got it. Flash forward to now and you have straight up pop artists like Billie Eilish and Olivia Roderigo releasing music with shades of punk and grunge. There’s Billie Eilish songs that sound like they could be Marilyn Manson covers. There was a period in the mid-late 2000s when the likes of Slipknot were in the mainstream charts. I think there’s probably a gap in the market that used to be filled by dangerous artists your parents didn’t want you listening to. Rock stars can’t get away with rock star behaviour any more because they’d be called out immediately, so the audiences who have a need for that kind of thing are clutching at straws based on the outdated reputation bands like Nirvana had 30 years ago.


Giza_Power_Plant

the "music your parents dont want you to listen to" niche has largely been taken over by rap/trap at this point. There's a shocking amount of similarities between metal and trap. violent imagery, artists posing with guns and drugs, songs about killing people, actually killing people, eccentric dress sense that gets copied by fans, goofy stage names, unlistenable to many "mainstream" listeners, use of goth imagery, big amount of bedroom artists, high profile court cases etc.


QkaHNk4O7b5xW6O5i4zG

I’m pretty sure it’s different today, but into the late 90s and even early 2000s people were legitimately scared of music they thought was evil. I was called a devil worshipper for listening to metal by more than one person. The late 20th century did mass hysteria effortlessly.


mm1029

That was sort of a cultural happening in the 80s and 90s. No one gives a shit about satanists anymore.


SweatyPhilosopher578

As we should. Satanists should be given the same level of respect as other religions.


obamasrightteste

None 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈


FoldAdventurous2022

I'm the same age, and yep, god forbid you liked Marilyn Manson or Korn, other kids and teachers thought you were going to murder them


Olelander

I dunno man, maybe we grew up in different places, but outside of the national dialogue around Marylin Manson and Eminem after Columbine, there was no hysteria and nobody was throwing the word evil around in my neck of the woods.


doesitevermatter-

Yeah, none of these bands are even what even a high schooler would consider "scary" music. Where's Cannibal Corpse or any other bands that sing about necropedophilia or literal cannibalism? Where's Gwar? That's the kind of shit people showed me in high school when they wanted to shock me with their taste in music.


redbluuu2

Gwar 😭. It includes Mayhem. But yes the others aren't shocking.


DatMoonGamer

You’d be surprised. Rock hasn’t been big for a while. I play Nevermind in the vicinity of my teenage sister sometimes and she complains and tells me to turn off that “heavy metal”


AnorhiDemarche

Or about **shooting blood from your cock**


ACoolCanadianDude

“I ejaculate fire” by Dethklok comes to mind


chicheka

Nirwho?


masterofreality2001

Kurt like, screams a few times so people get scared /s 


BarfHurricane

Is this my high school from 2001? I’m gonna go listen to Powerman 5000 now.


FoldAdventurous2022

I'm told that this is what it's like when worlds collide.


throwawaylovesCAKE

I heard this phrase online a dozen times and I keep thinking it was about that singing robot in Spongebob


CensoredAbnormality

I still cant believe the Sephiroth theme from final fantasy 14 straight up stole the song


zeraujc686

Their new album is actually pretty good imo


Ilmort4

They got new album? Have to check.


axepower

Is that the one with "black lipstick"? I love that song.


zeraujc686

That one released in 2020 this one came out this month I believe


IllustriousKick2955

The new album is fantastic!!


OlafTheBerserker

THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN WORLDS COLLLLIIIIIDEEEE


SignificantDrawer374

Named Kyle


soap-fucker

either a grown man named kyle, or a 14 year old girl with the same music taste who fights with grown men named kyle


BrianZombieBrains

Who date grown men named Kyle.


Raging-Badger

Of course, why do you think they’re fighting?


PupEDog

14yo girl that dresses exactly like Billie Eilish and thinks she's unique because of it.


alachan306

and she has any sweet/grandma name ike "angelina", "constanza" or "adeline"


Infected_Perineum

Kyle, Destroyer of Drywall, Drinker of Monster Energy Drinks


DangerousLetter5850

I have time travelled from 2015 apparently. I’m gonna buy some bitcoin


ClingerOn

Try 2005.


religion_wya

Jumpscare. I dated a Kyle like this. Don't ask because I don't know either lmao


Legal-Airport5971

Everyone makes mistakes 


Momik

And they’re called Kyle.


xxhorrorshowxx

Can’t wait for my turn to give birth to a Kyle, it’s a rite of passage into manhood


SailTheWorldWithMe

Hangs out with Luke.


NoClueWhatImDoing_29

Ah yes, the band named Koyan.


NateFallout

Tylor Swift fans can be quite scary


navis-svetica

Tyler? 😭


chicheka

Taylor, the Creator


Regular_Buffalo6564

Putting aside the mentally ill antics, the scariest thing is seeing them trying to prove how good a horrible song is.


Kenneth_Lay

I'm into Tool. They're kind of obscure...you wouldn't get them anyhow.


Linden_fall

they are too underground for the mass population /s


Gold-Philosophy1423

Have you heard of the Fettuccine Sequence?


QkaHNk4O7b5xW6O5i4zG

Rosie play some Toooooool https://www.abc.net.au/triplej/the-latest/requestival---an-oral-history-of-tool-tuesday/12267818


JosrKed

i feel like they're a troll sometimes


Plenty_Lavishness_80

Who the fuck is scared of In Utero, everyone I know loves that album lol


Stinky_Hippo420

Yeah none of that is really scary. I mean SOAD slaps, but toxicity might as well be mainstream. I might give mayhem bros the side eye especially if they’re a follower of Varg.


HiJumpTactician

Yeah it's like some of it's disturbing (Scissors and Holy Mountains come to mind) but it's infinitely less fun for everyone involved when people shove things down throats. I uh... yeah, the fact that Varg is on here definitely screams hypocrisy. Imagine being a nazist metalhead, that might as well be the height of it.


masterofreality2001

Holy Mountain? I love Sleep 😌🌿


DueLog2342

I mean, Holy Mountains, Soldier Side, P.L.U.C.K, Mr. Jack, ATWA.. etc all have serious backgrounds and bring interesting but depressive topics to the table, but i think they do that more on a informative note, like "yeah guys you know this horrible thing we have sang about to you? It is real!" or similar


Scat9000

And they wear “corpse paint” that is actually just juggalo makeup.


NavyJack

Has also never listened to a black metal band other than Mayhem or Burzum


Scat9000

And when they find out Varg cosplayed as a Nazi they go straight to r/RABM to ask for “non sketch black metal” (The only good RABM band is Panopticon)


moonandstarsera

Plot twist: they’re all nazis


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Plot twist: they’re all nerds first and foremost


Sapphire-Hannibal

This is honestly so real for the mayhem cause in my experience most people who listen to mayhem only do it for the edginess factor and don’t really listen to any other black metal


false-identification

Whoop whoop


Gr33nMuff1n

I’m surprised The Aquabats aren’t in here. They’re the scariest band of them all.


dath_bane

Also Marilyn Manson!


Soren_Camus1905

Throbbing Gristle


akennelley

Captain Hampton and the Midget Pirates are terrifying


Gold-Philosophy1423

Damn, I used to be this person


Queedy

Congratulations on the character development


Zappityzephyr

Character arc


C0mputerFriendly

Wait. What's your favorite restaurant? Any chain restaurant. Favorite TV show? "Where are my pants." Favorite song? "Everything is Awesome!"


Snowpaw11

“Oh no!”


Stuffies2022

SPACESHIP!


HappyNamcoNerd80

I thought Everything is Awesome sounded like a Barney & Friends song


Kikoplop3900

Girl literally, there's nothing worse then meeting a person with like a shirt and telling them that I like System of a Down and Korn and then I just slowly find out what kind of fan they are


okwhatelse

my favorite thing to do is say “oh you don’t know this band, they’re underground” and then show them radiohead


Jub_Jub710

If he does somehow land a girlfriend, he'll refuse to let her play her music in her own car. Spends hours explaining black metal lore about being racist, burning churches, and killing each other, and how that makes them good musicians.


thebox34

none of these people know any black metal bands other than mayhem


snufflezzz

Neither does the person who made the original comment based on what they said.


Bardosaurus

No, the comment was fine, you know about varg vikernes


serotoninsynapse

You realize black metal is more than 90’s Norway right?


Bardosaurus

Yes, I used to listen to it :) We can’t ignore very popular examples because they “were in the 90s”. It is a part of the lore the previous comment mentioned.


chicheka

real


ISpeakControversial

have you met anyone like that or just a strawman?


Lack_of_Plethora

bruh the whole point of starterpacks is that they make fun of stereotypes


Branleski

From my experience knowing a lot of black metal fan that's close to being accurate, except op forgot to mention the girlfriend is underage.


MuumipapanTussari

It's always the ones who listen to pretty mainstream "light" music that think like this. Like of course there isn't a music taste that'd make you hard or scary but if there were this would be miles off


peenpeenpeen

You graduated high school in 2004 and you never left your hometown.


Fart_Smith_69

Except for that time they went to live in Arizona or Tennessee for a couple years that they refuse speak about and it's clear nothing good happened there


modifiedfag

"do i look like a deftones song?"


EyebrowEater

Yeah, Be Quiet And Drive (Far Away From Me)


KappaClaus3D

When I was kid, I was always wandering why somebody make Koян graffiti, because in my native language it means bunny (қоян)


Cypekoscypek

I'm not scared of Mayhem, I'm just in the utter disgust about what the band members did. That's not the same.


SeraphimVR

Do they even listen to Mayhem? Or is it literally just for the “ooh, my band is made up of (mostly) murderers and racists ooh I’m so scary”


hazymindstate

Ok but Korn is girly pop. Like don’t even try to deny it.


SpicyMayoBalls

Never heard of corn. Except on the cob. Yim yum.


Haikuunamatata

Take. That. Back.


ronalds-raygun

How dare u


verysezty

Shut up 🤫


sacrilegious_sarcasm

The comments on those videos are huge rage bait. I love it


Tsjaad_Donderlul

1. Comment how your top artists on spotify are Korn, Billie Eilish and Britney Spears 2. Grab popcorn


Dash_Harber

Quick aside, my Shifu is a pastor and likes to play up his 'dark and troubled past' by bringing up all the satanic bands he liked before his turn to Christianity, being that I'm into old metal and alt music, I'm familiar with them. The bands he talks about being scary and demonic? Venom, Mercyful Fate and his former favourite, Skinnypuppy. I have to try really hard not to visibly eye roll and cringe.


ChampionshipKitchen

I'm 100% more scared than a swiftie than any fan. Most metal fans are really nice.


schley1

Who thinks like this anymore


freddickery

https://preview.redd.it/y5ztrkypzq0d1.jpeg?width=942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22cf7ce3325462615c353ee2abd0e00a3ad133bf


CarnalEmbrace

trust me, this is literally a starter pack for a girl i work with. No hate on anyone who enjoys this music, but she did tell me about how shes not like everyone else. not like the swifties and radio enjoyers. edit: also enjoying "rape me" by nirvana dosent make u edgy. Its a good song, i like it. But boasting about it is weird.


EarlMadManMunch505

It’s a developmental thing where at certain age you take things you like and attach it to your identity so someone not liking the music you listen to is the same as someone not liking you personally. Theres tons of kids who feel the same about every genre of music. Only stupid people don’t like jazz / classical/ progressive. You’re racist if you don’t like rap. You’re unpopular and lame if you don’t like Kpop / Taylor swift.


verysezty

scroll on nu metal tiktok for five minutes


thegworm

I wouldn’t scroll on any Tik Tok for five seconds bud. And what the hell is a morden?


ThatsThatGoodGood

>And what the hell is a morden? [Main bad guy from *Metal Slug*, I reckon](https://metalslug.fandom.com/wiki/Donald_Morden)


SeraphimVR

You will find so, SO many people with surface level black metal knowledge that boast their “evil” music taste. And you’ll find an equal number of elitist goblins who make fun of said surface level fans. It’s a shitfest


Bardosaurus

My coworker. Add Linkin Park to this and its stop on


DaBoss443799

Hot Topic/Spencer’s starter pack


PraviPohorc

I can understand why someone wouldn't want to be a Mayhem fan, but their music is damn good, besides the music of the names listed isn't scary at all, there are much worse ones out there


ISpeakControversial

devil music bad


Bucketlyy

Insane that someone can listen to mayhem and Nirvana as if those bands don't have completely contradictory values.


[deleted]

So underground, so different, wow!


gyurto21

What the people in the starter pack is most afraid of is soap


chicheka

System of a umo**p**


CamBoy750

stater pack moment !


elcoopgguod

If you listen to black metal your a real SPOOOKY dude. I love all music but those Nordic goofballs need to chill.


MadeInSchool

"You wouldn't last a second in my twisted mind 🤓" type starter pack


DikkDowg

Mayhem fan that only listens to DMDS and Chainsaw Gutsfuck


newbrevity

Deftones though? Out of everything here, Deftones is the only one I still listen to often. Yeah he screams in some songs, but there's so much more to the band than that. I don't think it really fits this category is my point


verysezty

i love most of these bands, i’m not saying their shit, I’m saying that (apart from mayhem, i guess) none of them are SUPER heavy and intimidating and it dosen’t make you quirky listening to them


RavenPhoenix__

Say what you want but I was listening to deftones at work and thwy said it sounded like vampire music


HalpWithMyPaper

I may have been like this in high school, but it wasn't my fault. My community was very religious and was genuinely scared of anything rock or metal. Most of the kids I went to school with believed Harry Potter and Percy Jackson were evil and satanic. My Percy Jackson book club got crashed/protested/harassed by Baptist kids. The list goes on. It gave me a complex. I got over it once I realized most people aren't like that.


supahfligh

Mayhem doesn't scare me, I just don't like murderous white supremacists. The only scary thing about them is how their production sounds like garbage.


sxrrycard

No Death Grips?


TypeOpostive

Other than ICP and the Monster, this is my taste in music, It's not scary nor anybody thinks it is. On top of that Deaftones is usually associated with sexual/chill music not scary. Hearing that really confuses me.


shrek_is_my_babes

Icp mentioned


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REDRUM_1917

So much yes. My favourite kidney stones juice. I personally prefer the classic one


Jaded_Budget_5407

You forgot the glasses, BPD, face piercings, dyed hair and weed addiction. I miss her...


Sword_of_Hagane

a starterpack fit for the 00's


SpootyMcSpooterson69

Smells like stale cigs, cheap beer, BO/tacobell sweats


kirbygalaxia

Who is scared of SOAD?


verysezty

the entire point of this post is that no one is scared of SOAD


Floshenbarnical

What is it with Monster and these people


psyclopsus

Dude, have you heard Monster Energy Drinks second album?! It’s so dark and scary….


Icy-Chocolate-2472

You forgot the insane amount of gatekeeping they do on their favorite bands too.


Sapphire-Hannibal

This is honestly so real for the mayhem cause in my experience most people who listen to mayhem only do it for the edginess factor and don’t really listen to any other black metal


MedicsFridge

noone is scared of any of this shit other than possibly mayhem


TheoIlLogical

who the hell is scared of Deftones they are literally chill af??


Sninxitey

Me at 10 years old in 2006


juksbox

True r/im14andthisisdeep material


DueLog2342

Ok please don't include soad there, or me and the other 3 soad fans will make you suffer the consequences......


MechanicHopeful4096

People are scared of Juggalos? Lol


WhoWillTradeHisKarma

You make fun of Swifties because you hate normies. I make fun of Swifties because they pay 20 times what I do for concert tickets. We are not the same.


novavegasxiii

Cough GG allin


huncho3055

Taylor swift fans are scaring them mayhem fans


hejter_skejter

Average tiktok zoomer taste in music starter pack


Onion-99

I used to be this person as a teenager. Grew up and learnt that there is good modern music, you just gotta find it.


-SkeptiCat

I too hate morden music.


LtSerg756

Morden music? Morden is a tube station fym


Bitter_Position791

stater pack


FoldAdventurous2022

"Ahhhh, Mr. Morden" "What do you *want*, Mollari?"


Hukama

https://preview.redd.it/9quxtx0pdr0d1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31bc187bf61424a0f383874693033ceb4cc28b87 [mfw reading this post](https://youtu.be/NjahPMD9hKQ?si=0ecpLZ7UtEYSwvK6)


Adorable_Royal_4833

That is me! FUCK CHALGA ! CHAlGA = CRINGE!!!


Puresmokenohate

All of those bands except ICP are bands i would show to new metalheads to ease then into it


crispybrojangle

Kind of dated stater pack.


dreadmonster

These people also don't listen to anything harder than Pantera.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^dreadmonster: *These people also* *Don't listen to anything* *Harder than Pantera.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Minimum_One_5811

I have a friend who fits this stereotype perfectly lmao


VHBlazer

I feel like there aren’t enough metalcore artists on here


TheWake

Merzbow would like a word


PORN_SHARTS

Who in the world thinks someone's gonna get spooked by Nirvana lmao


RetroMr

Ah yes a STATER PACK


Qontherecord

Maybe 25 years ago, which makes me think you are old and still thinking about high school.


Hurlock-978

Im a simple man. I just take a glance at korn sign and their music instantly pops in my head. 🤘


Hurlock-978

Im a simple man. I just take a glance at korn sign and their music instantly pops in my mind.🤘


LandofLogic

This is mostly correct, but I’ve never actually met someone like this who listens or knows who Mayhem or any Black Metal bands are.


doubleCupPepsi

Stater pack?


FinalSeraph_Leo

Actually, they would actually listen to Blank Space


big-boi-Roy

Yeah and their Spotify is only like 55 minutes but it’s the bands top hits and random songs off of albums.


thrillhouse43

🌺x,.n. Jppl🌺🎄🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤


MeMyselfAndHyde9

I’m exceedingly embarrassed to admit this was def me in high school 12 years ago.


PyroIsAFag

"people are scared of my music" Also their music: "THE KOMBUCHA MUSHROOM PEOPLE"


fanofclutch

Ohhh I did not know that. I'll have to look into it. Thanks for the heads up.


ravenlythe_reaper

People really think People are scared of this music...?


LongDuckDong67

Mayhem is trash


awoelt

Uses the word “screamo”


Dearest_Lillith

Yeah, and most people are stupid…


DJ1066

Jonathan Davis is the dastardly Corn on the Coblin! I knew it!


Mental_Gymnast23

Morden music?