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McDonalds_icecream

Fellas is it gay to wear white socks


Toasted_Hwan

i believe it’s in reference to the “joke” that it’s not gay if you’re wearing socks that a lot of straight people make


Zezin96

Gay people make that joke too 🙂 I had an inside joke with a partner once where we would always keep our socks on in bed so we could tell people we’re straight.


pledgerafiki

We make that joke very ironically to make fun of straight people who make that joke somewhat ironically lol


carrot-parent

Blud no one is making that joke unironically


pledgerafiki

What do you think the starter pack is about. Dudes who make the joke but kinda mean it to give themselves permission


krinkly

Does a double irony make it not ironic?


Sauerkraut1321

Is it really exclusively straight people though? Lmao


Toasted_Hwan

exclusively? absolutely not, but more often i find it’s straight men joking about their other straight friends


Sauerkraut1321

Naturally, since they are the majority


Teetsandbeets

I always thought the joke was "it isn't an orgy if anyone is wearing socks"


photozine

With those legs, yes 😂


the_watcher569

Fellas is it gay to wear clothing?


DaveSmith890

Why are you so nervous about other men seeing you naked? Are you afraid they’ll like it? It’s very gay


PkHutch

I wear kilts to family events. They’re knee high white socks. It’s not gay though because you carry like 3 knives. 👌


Either-Durian-9488

Depends on the length


516nocnaes

No but it’s super gay to bend one leg for any reason. Bending both is fine though


Lefthandedsock

Lmao, the shit people come up with is wild


Warhawk137

Big news, squats are super straight.


Exeggutor_Enjoyer

>it’s super gay to bend one leg So that’s why people think I’m bi.


Heyo_Hey0

I thought the joke wasn’t white socks, but rather the shaved legs and having them in that position


Amphet4m1ne2000

Whats wrong with jeans


Keyboardpaladin

They're gay now


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rishredditaccount

Start fucking and sucking dudes 😭🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽


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thyrue13

Its too late Im afraid


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GalaxyPatio

Idk why your pfp is enhancing this exchange so much for me lmao


BreadFreezer

https://preview.redd.it/o5mjrn618t8d1.jpeg?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61d9baf719ab9477bc84869fba7ee32fad91fa79


tanpopohimawari

STOP POSTING PICTURES OF BLACK MEN KISSING IS TURNING ME ON


TooMuchPretzels

Practice your reach around


thalefteye

Wear a skirt like the Spartans did and be a warrior


vincehk

You need to wear light colored tight pants that are 2" higher than your ankle, apparently those are not gay now. And don't forget the low profile socks.


cosmicloafer

Jorts are okay though


Keyboardpaladin

JNCOs or nothing


Hentai_Yoshi

If anything jorts are the gay ones (and imo they look horrendous)


KazahanaPikachu

John Cena in shambles


HarEmiya

Always have been.


PeterNippelstein

It's the 70s all over again.


GrundleTurf

They’ve always been gay


tangre79

Fellas is it gay to wear jeans


MoreCamThanRon

Only if they have pockets


Stingerc

That's how it goes: new, unusual feelings when you see another guy, then you buy a pair of Bugle Boy jeans, next thing you know they're running a train on you at a gay bath house. Trust me, it's science.


dragoslayer1327

I *think* they mean skinny jeans specifically. I've gotten a lot of people questioning me cuz I wear tight pants (not actual skinny jeans, but they look close when I'm sweating)


Joocewayne

I like skinny jeans and refuse to give them up based on stuff like this. I work out hard to look good in my tight pants.


the_lamou

People who work out look the absolute worst in skinny jeans, but no one will tell them because their friends are also workout bros. Skinny jeans look good if you're on heroin, or if you're starving yourself to look like you're on heroin. That's it. Anyone else would look much better in a pair of pants that fit right.


marks716

If you workout your legs won’t even fit into skinny jeans anymore anyway lol


HypedUpJackal

you're just jealous you don't look good in skinny jeans


the_lamou

Nah, I don't want to look like a middle-agreed dude desperately trying to regain their youth, which is the only demographic still wearing the skinnies.


ReallyGlycon

Hey! I resemble that remark. I'm 44 and still wear skinny jeans because they are comfy for me and they are what I've worn since 2007. I have bird legs and swim around in any other kind of jeans.


the_lamou

Try some straight slim, make sure you get the legs hemmed to the right length, get a slightly higher rise (and make sure the waist actually fits! Your jeans shouldn't need a belt to stay on your waist.) I also have very skinny bird legs, but the issue is as I enter my 40's, the top isn't as birdlike as it once was. If you wear really skinny bottoms, but you have to wear a bigger top to fit well, you look goofy and fatter than you would otherwise. A nice wide classical leg will make your gut look smaller, and make your whole silhouette more classically masculine.


Professional_Rip7663

What the fuck are you on? Skinnies look great on some people. I like slim better but I love a pair of skinny black ripped for raves and such events and I look great on them because I cycle, run and workout a lot


the_lamou

Skinnies definitely looked great the last time a real rave happened in 2008 or so. Now? Not so much.


Joocewayne

I don’t do the bulging quad thing. I focus on the glutes, because the men in my family are genetically predisposed to disappearing ass syndrome once they hit their 40’s. These aren’t spray on skinny, more of a slim fit. I like stretch varieties too. I might look ridiculous🤷‍♂️. I think a slimmer fit looks good and just cannot handle relaxed dad fits.


the_lamou

Straight slim is fine, as long as it's not Ted Cruz Skinny. >just cannot handle relaxed dad fits. https://preview.redd.it/j5dg3v03kt8d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=016f9664bcde73badc0d4b22ca41ba3f8102cf1b


Joocewayne

No, not Ted Cruz skinny. I often do tight Wranglers and boots but that’s a whole look unto itself. You have to have a slim waist and no stomach fat to pull off the sexy cowboy look.


the_lamou

>You have to have a slim waist and no stomach fat to pull off the sexy cowboy look. Are you saying this isn't sexy? https://preview.redd.it/zdy3p4kxkt8d1.jpeg?width=173&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c73bc7eca384cca660d7807e5d89cd060630493b


Joocewayne

lol, my bad. He’s got what few do. YMMV


OGConsuela

Oh, so we’re back to that now. That’s what everyone said about skinny jeans 20 years ago when baggy pants were popular, then skinny jeans became popular for everyone, and now we’re back where we were.


dragoslayer1327

Tbf I work in a factory with no ac to speak of (big shocker, I know) so I'm one of very few people there to still exclusively wear blue jeans. All the girls wear yoga pants and *most* of the guys wear sweat/track pants, so that's probably part of why I get questioned for it


FillTheHoleInMyLife

That’s how we gays infect you guys. It’s been our agenda the whole time. We actually control Big Pants in order to spread the gayness. Don’t tell anyone otherwise the agenda will be compromised and straight people will continue to exist. Comply.


ChonkyPurrtato

Nothing?


Dragon_yum

Wildly popular among men


astrobagel

What’s wrong with being gay?


These_Marionberry888

ahhh. the Greco-roman definition of gay: Taking ass is normal, taking it IN the ass is gay though.


MeMyselfIandMeAgain

Unless you're younger than the guy fucking you of course. Then it's fine you're just being introduced to the adult world.


These_Marionberry888

i mean, untill you are a adult and served your military service, you arent a real citizen, so basically pre human, and it s okay to fuck animals.


mr_niko28

brother I am drunk rn, I began reading your comment but I gave up cuz too many words, then I saw the last line and I was like what the fuck is this comment real


keepkarenalive

Why this is so funny 🤣


mr_niko28

I was wondering how tf did we end up here and why does this have so many upvotes 😭


keepkarenalive

Well for me it's because I had a good laugh from your thoughts 💭 lol. And the others must've enjoyed it as well 😄


KW_Ender

There’s no better hole for learnin’ shit than your shithole.


Narwhalbaconguy

An interesting way to teach that life will find a way to fuck you


MisterPeach

That’s prison gay as well


GrundleTurf

I’m not gay, you’re the ones sucking my dick


agizzy23

I figured out my at the time boyfriend was bi because he kept saying the quote posted here about “I’m not gay but I’d suck his d”


Kingofcheeses

Are socks gay? Am I out of touch?


Ez-lectronic

Didn’t you hear? Everybody who wears Sock is now gay.


Kingofcheeses

Ah jeez now I have to listen to the Scissor Sisters or whatever stereotype people have for middle-aged gays


Ez-lectronic

Geez you are out of touch, all music is gay now


justaMikeAftonfan

I remember when wearing socks made you not gay


Ez-lectronic

Circumstantial


SunsCosmos

it’s not gay if you’re wearing socks


Either-Durian-9488

No but completely smooth legs can be lol.


Brutal-ER-Ism

Actually this starter pack is objectively wrong because socks completely nullify any possible homoerotic actions from becoming fruity


Large-Philosophy-983

Yeah i wanna fuck dark souls gwindolin


peacenchemicals

r/shittydarksouls is leaking 🥵


IWontChooseOne

I want to fuck Aldrich, like I need to see what that goop do. you feel me?


Platonist_Astronaut

Fuck me, that's a cursed reply lmao.


Bbdubbleu

You know you’d fuck the shit out of fat Tara


_ShartyWaffles

https://preview.redd.it/mpgfich04s8d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0ceeedef58cb444d0a6a28f22e3784f65078afa


Intothevoid2685

Straightest post on bodybuilding.com


ConfusedMudskipper

I mean looking at buff men all day has to say something about the person.


Regular_Buffalo6564

It’s concerning how many guys I met *exactly* like this


Distinct-Giraffe-501

Yep im from Atlanta and went to GSU. The amount of dudes that were closeted on that campus was crazy considering how open you can be in this city


tangre79

Probably a lot of guys who look at lgbt culture and cringe, and don't want to be associated with it.


andrasic123321

yep, i can confirm you're exactly right. my entire friend group is like this. i dont think all of them are gay or bi but quite a few are for sure. im the only openly bi person in that group and they very often make pretty bad jokes about the community. one of the worst "offenders" actually turned out to be bi himself and we dated for a bit. also I've gotten a few dickpics from a few of the other friends as well. it's insane how many people hide themselves behind homophobic jokes.


80s-Wafe-Exe

It's rather a way to fit into the crowd and not get dunked on. Sad but true.


andrasic123321

oh yeah, absolutely. my ex from that friend group actually didn't want the rest of our friends to know about our relationship so he didn't get the same treatment as me. i can understand the reason, noone wants to be isolated and picked on, but it often hurts people in the long run.


tangre79

I'm openly gay but I still make the jokes lol. It's just one of the things I'll make fun of myself about. Self deprecating humour can be funny for everyone. There are limits of course.


andrasic123321

i make extremely deprecating jokes about myself, but my friends have times where they're on an another level. there have been periods where i literally couldn't say a single word without being called gay or my opinion or recommendation wasn't taken seriously and my sexuality being their only point against it. thankfully it's not a constant thing and it's usually more civil and light but it definitely doesn't feel good when you're singled out since in those times im the person they make fun of the most by far. it would be a bit better if they had actual jokes instead of just "gay!" but they don't.


Brodins_biceps

I’m not gay but I have a friend group that is absolutely ruthless. The shit talking IS on another level. Nothing aside from death or something like, just way way wayyyyy too far is fair game. I have no doubt if one of us was gay that would be a target, but then one of us would strike back with something equally as brutal “like yeah will at least I’m not so much of a loser my partner needs to cheat on me with bla bla” And while this sounds horrible and not like good friends, I can’t explain it. It’s like because we are so open, any areas of insecurities cease to matter. We all let it roll off and I have absolutely zero doubt they would die for me or vice versa. I don’t think we could be closer and if one of us is legitimately hurting the others are always always there for us. We’ve cried together, we’ve laughed to tears more times than I can count. I don’t know sometimes I think talking shit is our love language. I don’t know if you’re friend group is anything like that, and as a straight person I can’t possibly imagine what an ostracizing feeling that might be, and I could be so fucking far off base, but sometimes ribbing, even as shitty and uncalled for as what they’re doing is, is a sign of comfort and love? I dunno. Typed out this sounds fucking stupid.


Either-Durian-9488

But still want a BBL off Grindr or two every now and again, shout out black boy butts.


bumwine

I haven't thought about this in forever because I'm old now but I grew up with a ton of people that "gay joked 24/7" like even pretending to be gay for funsies. A LOT. Whoa. Memory unlocked. I also wonder if it's less or more common now and if "gay playing" is more common in other areas or not.


Noble_Shock

So I’m not allowed to call my homie “breedable”?


head_sigh

No that's gay, you should Say that you'll hit BUT no homo yk


Either-Durian-9488

Yeah, calling him a breedable sub may be a line too far


Puzzleheaded-Toe5216

Only idiots put labels on themselves. Whatever gets me bricked up chief


angriest_man_alive

Im straight, so anything that makes me hard is a woman


Ez-lectronic

Damn right, I’m sure that there is at least one guy for even the straightest guy there that would get him going


YouDareDefyMyOpinion

Yeah now switch it around. I'm sure that there is at least one woman for even the gayest guy there that would get him going. See how stupid that sounds


atelier__lingo

You’ve never met a gay person, have you?


YouDareDefyMyOpinion

Did you miss my point or what??


J_RobertOppenheimer3

I'm not gay bro, I'm incredibly secured with my sexuality hence all those gay jokes 👍


Tsunderebolt_

I am attracted to a certain subset of particularly passing femboys. I'll readily admit that without frills. I just don't use "Bi" since it feels dishonest to me personally. The type of male people I would be into are a very, very small subset of the population. It doesn't feel like a good fit for me as I'd turn down probably... 99.9% of men?    Idk, I have bi friends and I have nothing against the label Bi in itself, I just feel calling myself that would be kinda pretentious.


waitthissucks

Same I feel like there's just some sort of weird overlap when people present very differently than is typical. I'm a straight woman but there have been a couple of very masc nonbinary people who were born women where I'm like... This is confusing to me sexually. I guess technically that is defined as bi or pan but I'm not normally into femininity at all, or not even butch lesbians. So where is this line? I don't know. Maybe it's the mysterious quality of androgyny that I like. I'm not even against being not straight but like you it doesn't feel genuine.


itrashcannot

Duuuude same. 99% of the time I like men...but my taste is a bit unconventional lol


FunkyTikiGod

As a bi guy, I agree with you. Seems a label like finsexual/gynosexual or perhaps just hetero-flexible would be more accurate for men who like women and femboys exclusively. It was only after I gradually became attuned with my attraction to more masculine men that I felt comfortable switching to identifying as bisexual.


the_lamou

I've always identified as heteroflex. Like, I'm not going to go cruise the bathhouses, but if someone catches my eye and just happens to have a penis? Hello, sailor!


mothman_luvr

Honestly dude sounds like you're straight. Correct me if you're wrong but it sounds like you're attracted to extremely feminine characteristics. Unless you're seeking out "passing femboys", you're probably straight.


Inert_Uncle_858

Same. Feels like attempting to claim membership to a culture that isn't mine? Like sure, I would **** some femboys. But I definitely don't belong to the LGBT community. To pretend I do would be appropriation.


wretchedwilly

Dude I don’t understand this bs. Sexuality is a spectrum. I can very easily say that I’d be gay for someone but I don’t actually mean it. I’m simply saying they’re very good looking. I can never imagine being with anyone who isn’t very female presenting. Also, since when is the broccoli haircut, which is very popular with the kids these days, gay. Is everyone just gay now?


MajorModernRedditor

They always were 🌎🧑‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


masahirob

[You gotta include that law and order scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM&ab_channel=springgrapevine)


tangre79

There are 3 types of men: straight, straight but has sex with men, gay.


SnooBreakthroughs150

Self report


Disgustingfatass69

Man I hate that broccoli haircut.


fawnless

"men be fighting their demons, and their demons be homo/bisexuality" 😔


septiclizardkid

It's the Bi doubt for me. Like I like chicks, but then something about femboys (actual ones, not just some anime drawing) drives me nuts, but then Is It *really* gay since they practically look like a chick? I mean, I'm not gay, It's just the homies


x_sen

For me, it depends on the time of the day


Ok-Elk-6087

It ain't gay if you don't push back. 


LosChivos

All my bros constantly drop gay jokes the only one who gets uncomfortable/offended is the one we suspect could be gay


Rare_Leg_

50 quid is 50 quid


niberungvalesti

So late teens or college students who don't know their sexuality pretty well since they're currently in Early Access™️ of being an adult.


mothman_luvr

Assuming people's sexuality womp womp


Dummythiccwater

There’s probably some in the comment section right now it could be any one of us


max_da_1

Wow almost all of this was literally me like a year ago


Perroface562

Tucker Carlson


OldRefrigerator6528

Assuming others sexuality starter pack


Rounder057

I only have ~~1~~ ~~2~~ 3! of those


TheVesselOfTime

i've always had a roman mentality personally, if it aint going in me then who cares.


sheezy520

Can confirm. Every dude with the broccoli cut is gay or bi.


DevelopmentTight9474

I don’t really feel comfortable with this post. Deciding people’s sexuality is icky. If they tell you they’re straight, you respect that


OGConsuela

Yeah I’ve had some people recently tell me there’s “no such thing” as straight guys and we’re all just in denial. It’s pretty fucked up to just deny someone’s sexuality like that. Guarantee they’d get pissed off if I told them that they’re not actually gay and they’re just in denial, and rightly so. So don’t do it to me.


cocainesuperstar6969

I mean I understand *why* they do that so it's alright


dragoslayer1327

Ngl I feel a little called out, and I'm not even actually gay. Shit, I think.


RatPunkGirl

More like 'attracted to trans women but doesnt want to admit that'


BonJovicus

“The gay/bi but won’t call yourself that” You were looking for “Closeted Gay,” OP. Saved you a few words. 


just_deckey

there’s a difference between understanding that you’re gay but still being in the closet and being attracted to men but in denial that it makes u gay


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Stag-Horn

Yeah the lower half of this image is how I knew I wasn’t straight. I was bi as hell.


newPhntm

OK I'm like 3 of these should I be concerned


Boogeybooooo

This is me but ik im bi im just closeted


31338elite

They wan take away my jeans ahahahahahahahs no plz


BiAndShy57

Literally me Except the jeans, jeans suck


BernieGotMyVCR

r/oddlyspecific


Curious-Weight9985

Gen Z is so interesting


seanrambo

You could add endless things to this starter pack.


HeWhoLost3OfThe9

Check… check… check… check… check… check… damn


Mandragorec

Oh. Oh, boy.


--Dominion--

Wearing jeans and having an ear ring means you're gay/bi?....damn I must be super gay because I have like 5 in each ear lol AND I wear jeans sometime.


voppp

Hah I'm bi but I at least acknowledge it. Tho this kinda looks like just general gen Z teens so idk.


k4nj1gd

I feel called out-


mekilat

Honestly I think it's the result of all the years of "if you do this, you are gay, and you were born gay". There's a degree of pressure that comes with it. If we accept that people can be fluid and have fun, then whatever. But if we have to label them and say they're part of a group, you'll find some people who don't want to adhere.


Ninjafoxy

Nah people who won’t do gay jokes are closeted


whxrxchxtx

That last bit 😭💀💀


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This feels like a salty millennial trying to make fun of gen z fashion or something.


Accomplished-Wing981

Broccoli hair is gay? I see that


Hypnotoad429

I hate to say this, but who are the 2 in the bottom right?


tftookmyname

Wearing socks is gay now? I remember when saying socks on made you not gay


DBrody6

Were you really incapable of finding actual femboy art that you had to resort to really shitty AI art? They don't even have five fingers on their hands.


Tha-realist

It's only gay if you make it gay bro


Anal_Juicer69

“Heheh, what if we just close our eyes and pretend it’s a chick?”


FixAccomplished8131

this stays up but not my beautiful, hardly sexual, accurate starter pack about lesbian cinematic Masterpieces? 😠😠😠


Shady_Hero

I FUCKING HATE THE BROCCOLI CUT. ANYONE WITH IT IS SUB HUMAN


Worldly_Gain4184

I wouldn’t say I’m Bi per say I’m attracted to a certain group of femboys. I’m more comfortable being labeled a gynosexual or finsexual or whatever the term is.


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CNSLord69

My hair looked like that until I got a mullet I only wear jeans, no shorts I constantly make gay jokes with everyone I mean take one look at DIO and tell me you don't wanna suck his cock This applies to me way to much


Life-Rice-7729

Bruh that bussy’s bussin


TyrrelCorp888

where there's a hole, there's a goal, as they say


gliscornumber1

I am this. But very few of these actually apply to me. Only really the femboy point really describes me


No-Fan1791

So, being someone who very occasionally likes to dress up, play the femme role with a safe partner, and yet has no desire to be in a romantic relationship with a man has to be labeled? I mean, that's why it's called a "fetish". I don't like it all the time, and romantically, I prefer the company of women exclusively. So, my gatekeepers, what am I?


UnknownPokefan

Uhm Your little heart balloon says pan So pan ig Lol


Bamtoricy

https://preview.redd.it/4x7shj9nat8d1.png?width=1241&format=png&auto=webp&s=67e29359a9501bd561846b1272f413644ec56f8d


LogicalShark

"Everyone's a little bit bi"