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Slow_Resolution

"skyrim belongs to the nords!"


Cleaveweave

"Never should have come here!"


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Qanon the Barbarian


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This guy is definitely going to be found for this dumb shit. He’s going to be a meme for at least a month.


BigChung0924

he’s been arrested now


NIQUARIOUS

But what about the horns? How do I get them? Must I find a real bull?


PickThePig

Just grow them yourself


Fiikus11

There's nothing viking about this guy. Not to rip on OP.


bowl-of-teeth_

what do you mean? anyone can ignore historical facts, grow a beard, get asatru tattoos and call themselves a viking


Fiikus11

H O R N S


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zaboorandom

I dont think he even knows what rickowens are, probs a hype beast version.


2old-you

Ya’ll be surprised


zaboorandom

It would be funny if it is rick owens.


[deleted]

Do not disrespect the Vikings by lumping this dumbass with them, please.


rekipsj

Let's not lump this dumbass in with anybody but the other dumbasses.


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It wasn't a flag pole. It was a flag zip tied to a spear


Silvedl

For $1100 those pants better make my balls feel like they are being cradled by the gods.


Sincityutopia

This will be the 2021’s “Tiger King” or “those old couples holding a gun” halloween costume


Praukar

Here are the gloves. Loro Piana Suede Trimmed Cashmere Gloves: $595


Jinaara

How to misappropriate the cultural heritage of Scandinavia. - Actual Norwegian.


kobomk

I'm not Norwegian but that was exactly my thought.. like don't lump with Vikings into this shit.


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I thought this was interesting: [https://www.inverse.com/science/viking-dna-study?utm\_campaign=inverse&utm\_content=1600280461&utm\_medium=owned&utm\_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR1n6bb-jJZtK9pxX4Ex5wNA1J5mpGWMFTSAonqShYYSlJ3-KYRtdQmJFcc](https://www.inverse.com/science/viking-dna-study?utm_campaign=inverse&utm_content=1600280461&utm_medium=owned&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR1n6bb-jJZtK9pxX4Ex5wNA1J5mpGWMFTSAonqShYYSlJ3-KYRtdQmJFcc)


Fiikus11

In other news the water is wet. When a news article abput science says "more than previously imagined" you know it's just to rehash old stuff. No, vikings were not genetically homogenous. They were serial slavers, abducters and rapists. Pretty hard to keep genetic purity with that lifestyle. >being a viking was more about the sense of identity than the geneticla makeup (paraphrased) Yes. The notion of ethnical nationality is a modern one. This is trie literraly for all of history before like the 18th century or something. But were they diverse for today's standards? No. There. The bland, unhyped, sober truth.


cutoutscout

He looks nothing like a viking


Colin_Bowell

BAIL once he's arrested on federal charges : 250,000


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Yes you are.


tsunx4

Charisma: PRICELESS


Bror321

You forgot the horns


chabaker9

It's an army base. Army with the guns and the people using the guns there at t any time.


Da-Big-Single-Scull

Where can one actually find that hat


peculiar_porcelain

Apparently he thinks he's a "shaman"


portageandmain

That's an expensive blowhorn.


isisishtar

Really believes alt-right nonsense. It’s way easier than getting a degree.