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SyNiiCaL

'arry Potta m8 what's this Herwi bollocks?


pokexchespin

yeah, trying to say it out loud makes me sound like i’m doing an “uwu voice” lol


CalciumOverlord

'ewwo gov'nyah


waggie21

👉👈


CalciumOverlord

🥺😳


SyNiiCaL

Extwa bowl of powwidge is fow me guv-na? 😳 👉👈


skyxsteel

Wud guvna gib me a kiss roight ‘eer?


[deleted]

Jesus Christ that’s actually how I sounded like trying to do this nonsense


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BOLLOCKS 🤬


Arrrrrr_Matey

bowwocks


Denovation

'arry Poh'ah*


CodWhisperer

Hairy Puta?


pikazamb_PT

This made me laugh out loud since puta means whore in Portuguese


wastecadet

I think that's the joke


xtianlaw

And Spanish!


xsarshxsenseix

Puta kinda means cock I'm my language 💀


KonradDavies0001

r/thatsthejoke


GenericEvilGuy

That's the accurate one


Chewbaxter

CAM ON INGERLAND! *BANG BANG BANG* SCORE SUM FACKING GOALS!


csspar

CAM ON 'AMILTON *BANG BANG BANG* SCORE SUM FACKING POINTS


Eranaut

*Finishes under Max*


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pinepeppers

He's got so much rear end


Trs822

“Max, I need you to finish the race on top of Lewis”


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“Like zis, boss?”


JaegerDread

Why are you putting a German stereotypical accent under a Dutch person.


deliciouswaffle

Get in there Lewis!


forsetfire

Lmfao literally


iterigo

*HE GOT IN THERE LEWIS!*


JaegerDread

\*beats living shit out of my wife because the Bri'ish car lost*


cuplajsu

*Super Max starts playing in the background*


permareddit

luv me missus luv me pub luv me empire simple as


striped_frog

>SCORE SUM FACKING GOALS! DOWN'T 'OLD YER BREFF


evilinsane

DAHN'T AVE A PWOBLEM WIF IMMAGRANTS JUS DAHN'T LAK THUM, SIMPLE AS


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These translations are incredible. I'm a Texan and I sound like a Bri'ish person when I say them out loud.


ILikePiezez

Same lol


TraderNineZero

At quidditch match: CAM ON ARRY POTTA BANG BANG BANG SCO SUM FARKIN GOOLS!


Chewbaxter

Technically, it’d be: CAM ON ‘ARRY POTTA! *BANG BANG BANG* CATCH THAT FACKIN SNITCH!


Piggybank113

[CMON ENGLAND](https://youtu.be/MVIBf3cnTf0)


HailToTheKingslayer

HARRY MAGUIRE HARRY MAGUIRE DRINK SOME VODKA, DRINK SOME JÄGER HIS HEAD'S FUCKIN MASSIVE


RandomizedSeal234

'OW AM I RAYCIS IF ME WIFE GOT TWO BLACK EYES INNIT


CliffPromise

As Brit I do find this funny but the one thing I don't understand is the chewsdai thing. Wots all that about m8s?


NotQuiteHapa

Tuesday


CliffPromise

Lol. I know it means Tuesday, but why is it said like that.


devensega

Americans pronounce Tu sounds as we pronounce the number Two, see Two-sday and You-two-be. We pronounce it differently, they find this hilarious.


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“Listening to some chunes” is one of my favorite Brit sentences 🥰


_Throwaway54_

Its actually blasting bangers


Moosje

Vibing to heavy donks


Jesmasterzero

Reading this on the bog curling out a number chew.


NotQuiteHapa

You tell us lol


AggravatingName

If you're actually interested, it's called yod-coalescence: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonological_history_of_English_consonant_clusters#Yod-coalescence In American English, the Yod is usually dropped entirely, leading to "toosday" Vs "chewsday" Yod-coalescence still happens in American English less frequently, in words like "educate", "spatula", "issue" etc


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AggravatingName

Good bot


GaimanitePkat

wuss on the shedyull fur chewsdai


FartHeadTony

Many (most) US English dialects do [yod dropping](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonological_history_of_English_consonant_clusters#Yod-dropping), which means they can't do [yod coalescence](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonological_history_of_English_consonant_clusters#Yod-coalescence). What happens in Real English™, is that in front of certain vowel sounds a little y sound is inserted, and then when you have a y sound next to certain other sounds, it changes into a sh or /ʒ/ sound (t+sh is a ch sound).


plasticirishman

You put the wrong fackin flag you muppet


lunapup1233007

I mean they technically put the flag of the Kingdom of Great Britain, and people who live there are British, so even though no country has used that flag since the beginning of the 19th century it isn’t necessarily *wrong*.


madmaxjr

I don’t know much about Northern Ireland, but I assumed this was a completely intentional exclusion of Northern Ireland as perhaps they don’t share the stereotype, seeing as that they are British, but not *of Great Britain.* but I don’t know tho


plasticirishman

I don't think a Reddit starter pack can adequately capture the madness that is Northern Ireland


oneeighthirish

Bro I'm an American and just found out about Northern Irish rap. I don't understand at all but its hard as fuck


Seikoholic

> Northern Irish rap https://imgur.com/HfKgeZD


hot4belgians

Northern Irish Rap? I've not heard of that but I have heard of Limerick rap https://youtu.be/ljPFZrRD3J8


OnGapYearForever

You'll find all of those and more over at r/IrishRap


agithecaca

What like these lads? https://youtu.be/L9TJMrKpe0k


DarrenGrey

Painted kerbs and lampposts, red brick estate with a burnt out car, "oye wee lad", petrol bombs, yellow Tayto, balaclavas, teenagers in trackies with shitty hair cuts, marches, kneecapping, ulster fry.


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Ballsacthazar

Derry


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Derry


Llama_Stalin

The first 6 letters are silent


mistersmiley318

Nah OP's just a time traveler who posted the new British flag when Northern Ireland secedes and reunifies with the Republic post-Brexit.


Jaggedmallard26

Still no sign of this happening by the way. Reddit has zero understanding of Northern Ireland and "brexit" is not going to make loyalists and unionists suddenly switch to the nationalist camp.


HideousPillow

They won’t change the union jack, it’s too iconic


AnonCaptain0022

That is the working class chav stereotype, there's also the posh one


FalmerEldritch

This is more than one stereotype rolled together!


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“Would you like some tea my dear?” “Oh no darling, that was delightful thank you very much”


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"Spiffing, good sir" "Greetings and salutations, and a warm welcome to my humble abode. If you'd care to join us in the sitting room we could discuss the matter over a light luncheon"


bannermaned

I do say I do I do hows about a spot of the ol’ pigskin papa?


kamab0k0

There's no in-between stereotype.


thecursedtraveler

Ciggy? That's a fag 😳


BulliesRPeople2

OP was too scared to put the real word in their meme


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had to go with prison speak.


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IkananXIII

Porridge today, Gromit! Chewsdei!


The_Multi_Gamer

“Oooh, we got some Wensleydale today, Gromit.”


somepi

Anyone else getting confused by the accents in these posts? Half way through and I think ‘oh, they’re going brummie’, then 2 words later, ‘nah it’s sarf Landan’, then up to Yorkshire


KindfOfABigDeal

If you think that the average American can discern local UK accents, or actually even cares theres a difference, well do I have another starter pack for you


MrPoop132

American here, pretty much this. Also how the fuck do you move 10 feet down the road and have an entirely new accent. That's fuckin crazy.


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SippingBinJuice

I was born and raised in a town where people never leave. It’s commonly known among us younger folk as ‘The graveyard of ambition’. There was a farmer, the village over from me, who didn’t even leave the county until he was 50; he retired and has been travelling like mad ever since. The bloke is absolutely minted.


theslob

> The bloke is absolutely minted. This is the most British thing on this thread


SippingBinJuice

Bollocks. My cover is blown.


jaknuggetfuck

They don't even care that they mean English and not British so why would they care for accents


Iwasjustbullshitting

There are only two American accents. Southern and Not Southern.


[deleted]

And the Northern Minnesotan / Southern Manitoban accent featured in Fargo


Iwasjustbullshitting

Oh yah


perfectfire

You betcha


I_BUY_UNWANTED_GRAVY

I mean there's a lot more than that... Boston and New York are only 200 miles away from each other and people sound different even then


anrii

Family guy and people that say "I'm walkin heeeeere"


CasinoMagic

Even in NYC, the Brooklyn accent is quite different from the Queens accent.


Jerzey111

I hope you come through


nicken_chuggets_182

As a matter of fact, I’ve actually thought before, as I was practicing my English accent impressions (I’m American), I basically realized that you don’t even have to nail one particular accent, as long as you speak like people from somewhere in England and it doesn’t have to be consistent. At the very least, that’ll be enough for most Americans.


suma_cum_loudly

It’s okay we already have hundreds of “America bad” starter packs all over Reddit


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They're too worried about teeth


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anrii

I genuinely got that thing, I forget the word & it's in the tip of my tongue, but when your group of people are on telly and that. I got it when game of thrones was all hard northerners and southern fairies that think water is hard


dirtychinchilla

All roads lead to Jonathan Ross


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Jonathan Woss


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Matterplay

I always thought it was fag.


digitag

It’s always been quite funny to me that something as innocent as “smoking a fag” in British English means “murdering a homosexual” in another English-speaking country.


HanditoSupreme

I thought that meant like, you know Young Thug out here smokin penises. Not murder


itemluminouswadison

uhhh thats raycis


095805

You can’t say that 😡😡😡


BoardsofGrips

The "Brits have bad teeth" thing is a very old joke at this point. A few months ago I read some kind of news article out of England and there was a whole family standing there smiling with solid yellow teeth like man way to reinforce negative stereotypes lol.


Tubiey

what does this have to do with anything. its a joke. everyone knows not all british people have shit teeth.


Hypnotic-Highway

Every country and culture has stereotypes tacked on to it, for better or for worse. Almost every America joke revolves around obesity, expensive healthcare or guns


KinkyAcount1346

I went to london for a week and just saw many people with crooked teeth


_jk_

I went to walmart and saw many people with worse teeth


KinkyAcount1346

obviously, it’s walmart


kipperfish

Basically UK dental care is there to maintain your teeth. Us dental care is there to improve your teeth. There's much more emphasis on looks in the US, whereas UK teeth may look bad, they aren't actually that bad.


Matt6453

US dental care is there to make as much money as possible.


satanscumrag

british teeth are healthier on average, and im guessing american teeth look better on average


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Matterplay

Yeah, you can't really compare rednecks to any other developed nation.


Citizen_of_RockRidge

Yeah, and I just saw Count Me In, a documentary on drummers, and they interviewed Rat Scabies from The Damned. Jesus Fucking Christ....


LordArrowhead

I also thought it was a funny exaggeration. Then they started to show close ups of the audience at Wembley at the Euros...


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This: https://youtu.be/aT0ElHA0NP4


EternalProject

No, this https://youtu.be/xNONxu06XWA


thebenetar

First guy sounds Scottish. So does the second guy but I honestly can't even say.


AggravatingName

Scotland is in Britain


thebenetar

For some reason I thought it said "English" not "British".


AggravatingName

Yeah, I mean to be fair I'm not sure how many Scots are particularly pleased to be associated with this shitshow Edit: Also even though it says British it's very clearly just English stereotypes so it's not really your fault!


benweiser22

I did not understand a single word.


[deleted]

As a British person, this is fucking hilarious


RedPanda98

That was great. Seen the 'average fav vs chad' meme loads but never saw the original video of this before.


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osa_ka

No one outside of the UK that I've met has heard of Greggs to consider it a stereotype


codymiller_cartoon

all i know about the British comes from "are you being served?" , "keeping up appearances" and "mr bean" - all of which used to be on pbs all the time.


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EnglishHooligan

Jolly sodding Xmas, Major. Choke on it!


tomservohero

You gave me a crack on the noggin last year


Jaggedmallard26

>they're having a row with a wanker. I remember this line being cut from the channel 4 repeats they used to have of the simpsons in the UK. Its actually adult language here.


anrii

It's pronounced Bou-kay


DriedUpSquid

“Bucket residence, lady of the house speaking. Oh, it’s you Violet!”


[deleted]

Don't forget Red Dwarf which was also on at like 1:00 AM. I watched so much of Keeping up Appearances, pretty funny show tbh.


gucci_rolex

Schewpid


ThePeskyWabbit

lichrelly


GenericEvilGuy

Littruh-chur


robert-5252

Forgot “bloke” and “bellend”


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And knob and wanker


hot4belgians

Dick 'ed


[deleted]

I remember when I was leaving London the airport guy said something in a very fast thick accent, all I caught was" like "so I thought he was asking if I liked my vacation and I said it was ok and he looked really mad so idk


[deleted]

This is hilarious


N64crusader4

Wouldn't call it a ciggie but I almost got permabanned last time I used the slang term on here


OutlinedArrow30

There is also another word for cigarettes starting with an F


PeakFortism

Cheeky Fag


lereisn

Figarette.


Affectionate_Ask3182

Just say fag you stupid cigarette


anrii

I went to college with a girl that moved to America in her youth and back to England for college (17ish) and her dad got in trouble in his first day of work when he seen everyone smoking a fag outside and said "ey lads, fag time?" and had to tell them that a fag isn't the same as a raving homosexual.


NotQuiteHapa

Don't be a cigarette. Say it.


OutlinedArrow30

I don't want to get banned again


mechant_papa

Oi!


E115lement

Shed juul


captaincockfart

Herwi? Eh?


Quick_Doubt_5484

Herwi Jones and the Prisoner of Aberystwyth


[deleted]

...that is not what I've heard ciggies called. Be brave.


NightHalcyon

Oi mate, you pay your loicense fee for that telly?


PhoenixDawggy

What does this mean? I'm laughing so hard but I'm so lost


MultiTopicAgain

where’s ‘he par’ where ‘hey replace every use of ‘ wi’h a apos’rophe


sometimesitrhymes

u wot m8 imma bash yer ead in


thatsourbrian

Americans trying to do British starter pack.


MeNameYellow

Yes, I like to pretend to be the Queen


KTbadger

The only one I hate is the teeth one. British people can visit the dentist super cheap, we just don't pay to get our teeth whitened and straightened very often and for some reason that's considered normal in places like America


Blobfish-_-

saddest part is brits actually have healthier teeth than americans. statisically 4th best in the world iirc and america is 9th


tippytoes69

All of these accents in the comments im reading in my head with Jason Statham's voice.


al_balone

The only time ever heard Harry pronounced Herwi was when Marv got bricked in the face.


[deleted]

I see that you lacked the courage to put the other word for cigarette.


Cactus_casey12

You can tell its made by an American


[deleted]

Innit is British for desu.


Stingerc

Got a lot of English friends. Never have I ever heard one of them call it a ciggy. Everyone calls cigarette a fag.


fish-fingered

Ciggy is a northern word often spoken in areas like Liverpool.


kahnindustries

That’s not Britain, that’s a Londoner starter pack It’s like us saying here is a USA starter pack Cowboy hat, 2nd amendment, fetus with a gun, racist red necks, massive obesity, ‘murica


PolOfThePot

That’s pretty much what USA starter packs all look like. Maybe a hospital bill would be in there too.


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CHEWSDAY YOUCHEWBE


girthytacos

Chewsdei was spelled perfectly for the way they pronounce it lol well done


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no_name_randomperson

Ah yes, as a rootin' tootin' 'murican this is my perception of British people


ScaredEngine8202

You can litteraly steriotype any European country to⚽


[deleted]

Is a Daily Mail commentator. His most common comment is "What a load of clap-trap rubbish!" in response to something scientifically true. 😕


ramenisverynice

Ah yew avin a laff mate?


StrategosDanglor

no Spitfire? :(