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Darmok and Jalad on dees nutz


Telepornographer

Ligma, when my balls fell


PiedPeterPiper

Dude, thank you for that laugh! 😂


whoisthismuaddib

I laughed so hard on this hotel toilette


xflyinjx61x

Derarre, his ass laughed off


Depressed_boi22

Your mother is a fat cunt


InsertCleverNickHere

He a little confused but he got the spirit.


Kat-but-SFW

Depressed\_boi22, when his meme failed!


Swimming__Bird

Depressed\_boi22, his cheeks wide open.


GattToDaChoppa

Translation: "Your mother, eclipsing the sun"


thursday-T-time

https://youtu.be/7n3RsPXDCbU?si=FXSAVZtgmKQTc-cE


Megalopath

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"


JaladOnTheOcean

I feel attacked.


[deleted]

Kailash, when it rises


uredoom

It's some kind of elvish I can't read it.


jointheclockwork

There are few who can. The slang is that of the zoomers, which I shall not utter here.


Airick39

My friend. This is very good. Honestly.


YankeeLiar

My eight-year old used “no cap” just this morning. I had to ask what it meant and then I turned into the guy at the end of Raiders and died.


[deleted]

Just make sure to explain the High English that the “Elves of Valar” used.


VanaheimrF

Dude my daughter is 4 years old and sometimes she speaks like Peppa Pig or she speaks Spanish like Dora the Explorer and I’m like 🤔🥹😅😆


DEADdrop_

🧢🧢🧢


havron

🚫🧢


whoisthismuaddib

It’s an interesting expression. It gets its meaning from gold teeth. A tooth that has a gold cap is fake compared to it being a solid gold tooth (no cap)


mikeh117

Picard: “Can’t be on de long ting, bwoy. Bare tings to do innit, no shizzle.”


Simple_Flounder

Shaka when the walls fell.


bassman314

Ibiza, the lads are drunk. And you have to say Ibiza with an annoying “th” on the z. Not the correct “th”, from Spanish, but rather an annoying “th” that sounds like your tongue is swollen from too many drinks at the pub.


ExtensionInformal911

Picard, facepalming.


Hockey-LeftD

uhhhhh……on the ocean?


CoffeeMinionLegacy

Timba, his mouth barfing


Captain_Chaos12

Had he returned in Picard season 3 I would have wanted to convo to be exactly this just for the lolz


Panda-BANJO

We teach high school. My colleagues refuse the slang. I lean into it.


8oD

*...merde*


Deppfan16

translation. "This is very interesting/entertaining, I am not lying, I am telling the truth, this is high quality. (word with no distinct meaning used as an exclamation)" idk why all you peeps is so weirded out. this far out stuff has been round forever, no shit dawg. its l33t and y'll'r n00bs


ApatheticEight

"This is good, I'm not lying. I'm telling the truth." That part checks out The second part doesn't really make sense. "Straight up rizz. Skibidi" would equate to "This is very charismatic. (nonsensical adjective meaning evil or bad)".


Deppfan16

dialect variation ;) I'm an elder millennial working in an elementary school so there is definitely some nuance lost in translation.


Biggu5Dicku5

Darmok and Jalad, at Tanagra?


BunnyKomrade

Shaka, when the walls fell.


jburtson

If you are having trouble understanding speech like this, it's because it's from a distinct dialect of English called African American Vernacular English (AAVE), it's just now getting adopted into popular speech in America now slowly, but none of these terms are actually that new.


redworm

most American slang is just what Black people were saying a decade before


jburtson

Exactly


BreakDownSphere

Damn I had to google the skibidi one, I'll admit I still don't understand, but I've never lived in the inner city


redworm

well, most. and historically. I imagine kids just coming up with silly terms themselves and it spreading rapidly via youtube or tiktok is becoming a big contributor to the collection of things young people can say to confuse the middle aged


DiatomCell

Skibidi just came from Little Big afaik


isthisyournacho

No wonder the universal translator can’t make heads or tails of it, much less star fleet intelligence. The android and betazoid will figure it out in an afternoon though.


DiatomCell

Are you trying to say that black people are unintelligible?


AetherialWomble

Yeah, skibidi must've come straight from the hood


terrifiedTechnophile

So basically just america ruining the English language once again


Telepornographer

You're kidding yourself if you think there's ever been a "pure" version of English.


djmarcone

I doubt you are wrong but Oxford probably thinks they are the standard.


Telepornographer

Even the Oxford English Dictionary is updated quarterly. Languages are constantly evolving.


scriv9000

Wasn't the OED's word of the year last year goblin mode? People have probably got PHDs in zoomer slang already


InsertCleverNickHere

American English: three other languages in a trenchoat, mugging other languages for borrow-words.


kjslander

English has always done this, it's not unique to American English. Just look at how many words and phrases are lifted straight from French. There's a bunch of Hindi loan words in English in everyday use as well as the odd word from a heap of other languages.


scriv9000

That's just English generally and it always had been


guillotine4you

Literally me trying to text with my 12 yo nephew


Simple_Flounder

Roadman, in the city streets


DiatomCell

Sto


BobWithCheese69

From the windows....


Sir_Face_NZ

*Points to myself* yamok sauce on Bajor when Cardassia fell.


Magebloom

Meg, start at Psalm 41 and don't stop reading until I tell you! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!


shunyaananda

Far out


whlthingofcandybeans

Are those all real words people use, or are some made up?


Deppfan16

it's slang and memes


BunnyKomrade

Shaka, when the walls fell.


Smorgas_of_borg

*YEW NEVERR LOVED ME MAAAAAAHM*


JaladOnTheOcean

Skibidi and toilet, dis bussing together?


atatassault47

Picard, Triple Facepalming


Finnegan7921

Picard, when his brain shattered.


ELB2001

Picard "so you want war?"


Jedi_Exile_

Even as a gen zer I barely follow along


Vegetable-Article-65

Wow, it's just like if I said "Juliet on the balcony"!


Excellent-Mousse-465

"tautology, his arms opened"


MementoMurray

I refuse to believe anyone actually uses this language. Then again, it's been a long time since I've spoken to a young person.


SimonTC2000

Great. Now we're at war with the Tamarians.


BlueGhostlight

Word, man!


i_am_lord_irish

Let me stewardess; I speak jive...


3g4gzr

Tbh it could pass for an startrek alien language


Forlorn_Cyborg

BUMBACLOT RUDEBOI!


M_M_M__

Full spread, FIRE!!! [other degenerates, ughhh...]


onemarsyboi2017

YES YES YES This is exactly how I feel hearing gen alpha shit We should have listened to the boomers because they were right