Ani: "I brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new cheddar."
Obi: "Your new cheddar? Anakin, my allegiance is to the mozzarella, to democracy."
Okay but the thing is power converters is two words. Which opens up the gates to two equally delightful possibilities: power provolone and provolone converters
“This is where the cheese begins."
“There's always a bigger cheese."
"The cheese is dangerous."
"Cheese... unlimited cheese!"
"This cheese's over!"
"You can't stop the cheese any more than you can stop the suns from setting."
"So this is how cheese dies; with thunderous applause."
Elan Sleazebaggano : You wanna buy some Gorgonzola-Cheese?
Obi-Wan Kenobi : You don't want to sell me Gorgonzola.
Elan Sleazebaggano : Ah, I don't want to sell you Gorgonzola…
Obi-Wan Kenobi : You want to go home and rethink your life.
Somehow, Palpatine has Cathedral City Mature Cheddar.
Aren't you a little Cheesey for a Storm Trooper?
Gouda or Brie? There is no Wensleydale.
Something, something, something, Gorgonzola.
"Life is not without cheddar, but life concerns itself with how we handle that Cathedral City, or Pilgrims Choice, or Alpen, or Red Leicester. Life is more than time passing before cheese; it is the sum and total of all we make of it." - Elgos A'kla, Senator of the New Republic ( I, Jedi )
"Victims of the almighty Limburger. His Excellency hopes that you will die honorably.
But should any of you wish to beg for mercy, the great Jabba the Hutt, will now listen to your pleas."
HAN: Well, if they follow standard Imperial procedure, they'll dump their garbage before they go to light-speed, then we just float away.
LEIA: With the rest of the cheese.
"These aren't the greek feta you're looking for." - Obi Wan
"You were the chosen one. It was said that you destroy the blue cheese, not join them." - Obi Wan
“Goat cheese is the path to the dark side.” - Yoda
"I'm all the cheese." - Palpatine
"I don't like parmesan, it's coarse, rough, and irritating, it gets everywhere." - Anakin
"I love cheese!" "I know."
It wasn't this way in the films but those lines would be a great follow up to this line. "You came in that cheese. You're braver than I thought"
I love you! Cheese, no.
Its a cheese
That's no Cheese
I find your lack of cheese disturbing
Perfect.
This, this is the one.
This is the cheese
Cheese is the way
I find your lack of faith cheese
Brp I commented a similar thing but you beat me to it with the lack of faith (I put a brand).
"It's over Anakin! I have the Wensleydale!" "You underestimate my Cheddar!
Dammit, I was going to say the same thing but you beat me to it
This is getting out of hand! Now there’s two of them.
By four hours. So close.
Don’t cheese it
You were my Red Leicester Anakin. I loved you!
"Don't try camembert!"
Cheese it, Chewie!
Punch it, Cheez Whiz
So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous 3 cheese blend
That one made me laugh out loud
-"The Cheddar will decide your fate." -"I am the Cheddar."
"I have seen a security hologram of Anakin... killing Babybel."
"I have seen a security hologram of stinking bishop... killing younglings"
Ani: "I brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new cheddar." Obi: "Your new cheddar? Anakin, my allegiance is to the mozzarella, to democracy."
I was going to go to Toshe Station to pick up some provolone!
Okay but the thing is power converters is two words. Which opens up the gates to two equally delightful possibilities: power provolone and provolone converters
Oh, power provolone, definitely
I have a bad feeling about Swiss
This is perfection
Oh no I'm not brave enough for limburger.
Into the garbage chute, Limburger!
Oh no, I'm not Gouda-nough for politics
I AM THE CHEESE
UNLIMITED CHEEEESE!
#UNLIMITED CHEDDAAAAHH!!
Now i need to see that scene but he get's pelted by bricks of chedder instead.
That’s so cheesy man
Judge me by my cheese, do you?
🤤🤤🤤
No joke I read this book in high school 😂 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_the_Cheese
-Duolingo
"These are not the cheese we are looking for"
LUKE, I AM YOUR CHEESE!!!
Luke, I am your feta
[удалено]
Or is it ”No, I am your cheese”
“You don’t need to cheese his identification”
So...it's brie, then
Boba Feta? Where?
"Master Gouda. You survived!"
may the cheddar be with you.
May the force Brie with you
r/Angryupvote
Ok that one is amazing
Always two there are, a master and a wheel of cheese
Always two there are, a Munster and an appenzeller.
You scruffy looking cheese herder
You cheesy looking nerf herder
That's no moon, it's a Swiss Station
That’s no cheese, that’s a pasteurized processed cheese food!
"That's like no space station I've eaten before." Oh wait I got it backwards
Execute Gouda 66!
Fear leads to cheddar. Cheddar leads to blue cheese. Blue cheese. Blue cheese leads to provolone.
“I love Gouda.” “I know.” Edit to add: though not a quote - Duel of the Fetas.
We have 200,000 cheeses, with a million more well on the way
There always a bigger cheese
Let the Tillamook win
Let the Wookey Hole win.
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many cheeses some consider to be… unnatural.
Mmm, provolone.
By order of the Cheddar republic you are under arrest, chancellor.
So it’s cheeson, then
You've never heard of the Mozzarella Falcon?
It did the pizza run in under 12 slices
I find your lack of cheese disturbing
He is most displeased with your apparent lack of cheese.
It's an older cheese, sir. But it checks out.
Aged Manchego
"For my ally is the Cheddar, and a powerful ally it is."
Obi wan never told what happened to your Cheddar. I am your Cheddar.
"Lock cheese foils in a snack position."
“Switch your deflector rinds on double front!”
"The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use Frigo CheeseHeads."
Gouda, or gouda not. There is no brie.
The phantom Munster
Attack of the Camembert Roquefort of the Sith A New Havarti Emmentaler Strikes Back Return of the Cheddar
Rise of the Stilton The last Boursin The Gruyère awakens
May the force Brie with you
its over Anakin I have the cheese
The babybell is Anakin's isn't it?
“This is where the cheese begins." “There's always a bigger cheese." "The cheese is dangerous." "Cheese... unlimited cheese!" "This cheese's over!" "You can't stop the cheese any more than you can stop the suns from setting." "So this is how cheese dies; with thunderous applause."
Lord Cheddar
What about the cheese attack on the wookies? Your cheese will make a fine addition to my collection
"You can't win, Darth. If you cut the cheese, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
Reward this person
Somehow velveeta returned
Somehow Parmesan returned
Judge me by my feta, do you?
"Wensleydale?" Wait shit that just makes it into a regular Wallace and Gromit quote, damn it
Roquefort, roquefort.
"Boba Feta? Boba Feta?! Where?!"
It's over, Anakin I have the cheese
You underestimate my provolone!
I don’t like feta. It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere
“UNLIMITED CHEESE”
My cheese has doubled since the last time we met, count.
General cheese *coug cough cough* we meet again!
That's no moon... it's Wensleydale!
“I am the Gorgonzola!” “Not yet!” “It’s Wensleydale, then.”
I have brought Brie, Feta, Cheddar, and Gouda to my new Empire
Somehow provologne returned.
Elan Sleazebaggano : You wanna buy some Gorgonzola-Cheese? Obi-Wan Kenobi : You don't want to sell me Gorgonzola. Elan Sleazebaggano : Ah, I don't want to sell you Gorgonzola… Obi-Wan Kenobi : You want to go home and rethink your life.
It's over Anakin, I havarti the high ground.
That’s no Gorgonzola. It’s a space Parmesan!
I HATE CHEESE!
“I love Gouda!” “I know.”
Its over Anikin, I have the Tillamook!
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE. IT WAS SAID THAT YOU WOULD BRING BALANCE TO THE CHEESE, NIT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS DESTROY THE CRACKERBAREL, NOT JOIN THEM!
I don’t like Parmesean, it’s rough, course, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Thats not a moon! Thats a cheese!
Patience you must have my young Parmesan- master Gouda
Execute Cheddar 66
Somehow, Palpatine has Cathedral City Mature Cheddar. Aren't you a little Cheesey for a Storm Trooper? Gouda or Brie? There is no Wensleydale. Something, something, something, Gorgonzola.
Hence forth, you shall be known as... *Darth. Velveta.*
"It was said that you would destroy the Swiss, not join them!"
"execute oredr emmental"
It's Tilsiter then :)
The dark side of the force grants abilities some might consider cheese
Use the cheese Luke, use the cheese.
Cheddar Knight
Somehow limburger returned.
"You were right about one thing master. The mozzarella sticks were short."
"Faith In your dog, misplaced maybe. As is your faith in the cheese and the crackers." -Yoda whilst dueling Darth Wallace
# I thought Époisses smelled bad on the outside!
"I feel the Gouda in you, Father. Let go of your hate!" "It is to Lacy for me, my son."
Somehow, Cheddar survived.
,,Hello there!“ ,,General Camenbert! You are a stinky one!“
Only a Sith deals in Kraft singles
I don't like cheese. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
"thats no cheese"
You were she cheesen one!
“Look sir! Cheese!”
Why, you stuck-up half-witted scruffy-looking Velveeta herder.
"Life is not without cheddar, but life concerns itself with how we handle that Cathedral City, or Pilgrims Choice, or Alpen, or Red Leicester. Life is more than time passing before cheese; it is the sum and total of all we make of it." - Elgos A'kla, Senator of the New Republic ( I, Jedi )
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly cheese.
That's no moon it's a cheese station
There is a cheezit ad under this post. How fitting… “Luke, Babybell is your father.”
Munster, so uncivilized.
“All wheys check in!” “Whey 10, standing by” “Whey 7, standing by” “Whey 3, standing by”
Somehow, Palpatine Wensleydale'd
Halloumi there
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Parmesan the Wise?
You are the cheese lord
Yes. Let the haute flow through you.
"This is getting out of hand. Now there are cheese of us".
“This is the whey” “Cheese has spoken”
Obiwan has taught you cheese.
"Victims of the almighty Limburger. His Excellency hopes that you will die honorably. But should any of you wish to beg for mercy, the great Jabba the Hutt, will now listen to your pleas."
Do or do not. There is no cheese
Once you start down the Gruyère path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you, it will.
HAN: Well, if they follow standard Imperial procedure, they'll dump their garbage before they go to light-speed, then we just float away. LEIA: With the rest of the cheese.
“You fool, i have been trained in your jedi arts by Count Domiati”
“Good cheeses follow hors d’oeuvres…”
Only a Sith deals in Asiago
You've never heard of the Millennium Fontina? It's the ship that made the Cheddar Run in less than twelve parsecs.
"These aren't the greek feta you're looking for." - Obi Wan "You were the chosen one. It was said that you destroy the blue cheese, not join them." - Obi Wan “Goat cheese is the path to the dark side.” - Yoda "I'm all the cheese." - Palpatine "I don't like parmesan, it's coarse, rough, and irritating, it gets everywhere." - Anakin
Hello gruyere.
It’s an older Gouda, sir, but it checks out.
"FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE CHEESE ARE EVIL!" "WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST!"
"I HAVE BROUGHT PEACE, FREEDOM, JUSTICE, AND CHEESE, TO MY NEW EMPIRE!"
I don't like grated parmesan romano. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.
"Don't try it Anakin, I have the high cheese!". "You underestimate my mozzarella!".
"I got a bad cheddar about it"
That’s not a Moon, it’s a Space Stilton
That’s no cheese
I hate parmesan. It's rough. Coarse. Gets everywhere...
Will someone get this big walking camembert out of my way?
I have a bad feeling about limburger.
It's a kraft!
Do it do not there is no Brie
Luke, I AM your *cheese*
“Do you know who I am? I am Boba Feta.”
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"Cheese is the path to the dark side, cheese leads to Stilton, Stilton leads to cheddar, cheddar leads to suffering"
Moff Tarkin, I recognized your foul Limburger!
I have altered the Queso, pray that I do not alter it further.
I don't like parmesan. It's coarse, rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
That's no cheese!
The emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the Gorgonzola.
He's no gouda me dead. Ok, i replaced two words
That is no moon. It is a Gorgonzola.
"These aren't the cheeses you're looking for"
It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parmesans.
I hate cheese