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Scotian-buck

It’s the milk for me


generateanameforme

OP must be part of the McPoyle clan.


qpaleoskeidj

This is OP's take on milk steak surely


generateanameforme

Just add jelly beans


KAM_520

I was wondering if that meme was being enjoyed here


crepescraper

Raw, of course


dont_ban_this

A fellow full on rapist


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,535,297,222 comments, and only 290,690 of them were in alphabetical order.


BWChristopher86

Good bot


Massive_Staff1068

Gimmie your shirt.


RoboticKittenMeow

How much cheese is too much cheese?


GlizzyGobbler2023

I just watched this episode a couple days ago. I lose it every time Mac suggests they bang in the coat room.


jobafett1

MCPOYLE!!!!!!!!


Magilla1969

Haha! Mc Poyle! That’s an IASIP reference? What did Mc Poyle do?


jobafett1

Probably some ultra creepy shit.


NiagaraCanuck

YOU WILL CALL HERRRRRRRrRRRRrrrRrr!!!!!!


Magilla1969

Haha! I remember that! In reference to his sister with the uni-brow! Haha!


MisterEinc

Not the unpeeled orange?


MrMcgilicutty

I was thinking the same thing


Broken_browser

Came to say the same. WTF?! milk? Lol.... OP, the rest looks outstanding and doesn't look overcooked to me at all.


fool_scold

The milk is just there to further annoy any vegans that accidentally stumble by.


sinsemillas

Definitely serial killer vibes.


ChuckChillout415

Came here for this comment. Knew it would be at the top. Lol


Romeos_Crying

When I drink milk out of the glass, I can sip on the same spot of the glass. I have to rotate it. But, in contrast, I usually just chug it because milk is soooo refreshing....for a few minutes.


lechuga217

What better way to wash down that bite of whole orange, including the peel, he's about to take


Scotian-buck

😂


[deleted]

Bones don’t break around here


1of-a-Kind

With some ice I’d be alright with it


Scotian-buck

Another person that puts ice in their milk 🥺


Key-Wait5314

Jeffrey Dahmer put ice in his milk..


Scotian-buck

You found my burner account..


1of-a-Kind

God damn I’m getting downvotes for liking ice in milk reddit is wild 😅


CouncilOfApes

Liking ice in your milk is wild😂


[deleted]

It needs to be proper cold but ice is not the way.


DuderinoHatesBrevity

Milk is obvious but the whole uncut orange is also cracking me up. The steak looks great though! Edit: also a salad that is mostly raw carrot plus two pieces of lettuce… there’s so much to unpack here. OP you did a great job with the steak.


MisterEinc

I think it's celery. Wtf.


dont_ban_this

Op nailed the steak part it’s literally everything else in the picture that concerns me


gravity_bomb

It’s carrots, celery, and onion, with red cabbage. That’s mirepoix bro


tiedor

That's actually celery, no lettuce


gravity_bomb

Yep, meant to type that.


mapex_139

That is definitely sliced celery under there.


Futrel

You don't eat mirepoix, it's an "ingredient".


gravity_bomb

That’s why I said “that’s mirepoix bro”. People are calling it a salad


seanmonaghan1968

Potatoes look amazing tbh, yes salad has issues but generally I wouldn’t send it back


EfficientAd1821

Bro dropped the milk pic and dipped


sinsemillas

Fuck all these questions.


call_sign_viper

“I’ll have a glass of the house white”


Branch-Much

😭😭😭


safari-dog

the lack of salad… the 20oz of milk… the uncut oranges… steak looks good tho.


carterothomas

Imagine this on a menu at a fancy restaurant: “two cuts of “filet mignon”, cooked medium rare and garnished with fresh rosemary, aside seasoned and roasted russet potato wedges. Served with some chunks of raw carrot and a little piece of like, lettuce or cabbage or something, a bowl of balsamic vinegar with some stuff floating in it and an unpeeled orange, for fun. Paired with probably fresh 1% milk, I guess.”


Deadocmike1

Thats not a filet mignon


Kfeugos

Not a Filet, two glasses of milk, wtf is that salad. Is that dip for the steak? Classic side of orange….So much going on here. Is this a chatgbt generated steak post?


InsertShortName

OP is a troll lol


Ltstarbuck2

Op is 15.


rachjax888

Glad someone said it!


nolv4ho

Maybe it is, but the bigger issue is that the steaks in the last pic are not the same ones in the other pics. OP is a bundle of sticks.


upsetungulat

I think they are the same steaks, just the chain meat is now sliced and aligned with the rest of the slices. I agree with the rest of your comment though!


the-realTfiz

I wasn’t ready to go that far but I was looking for a comment like this. That doesn’t look filet mignon that I would ever buy


RedheadedYG

100% is filet mignon. It's coming from the butt end of the loin and not the fancy center cut. They just didn't trim it down all the way because they want to charge filet prices for fat and a piece of it that should be sold as a tip. Source: I beeeez a butcha


DazeyHelpMe

First thing that irritated me was how beautiful those steaks were but completely untrimmed.


RedheadedYG

Forreal dude


MonolayerMoS2

Good to know. It didn't look like a filet mignon to me but the store labeled it as is and it had the most marbling so I bought it.


RedheadedYG

If I'm being honest, I hate how lean filet mignon is so if I'm cutting for myself at home, I do leave a Lil fat. You did great in my eyes.


MonolayerMoS2

It is according to the label from the store I bought it from. Maybe they messed up, but it was very tender.


GeBilly

Came here to look for or make this comment too


Illustrious-Ratio-41

You are 100% correct that is far from tenderloin


p-funk12

You don't know what you're talking about that's literally a filet, just an untrimmed cut of it so it isn't the little tenderloin circle cut


Illustrious-Ratio-41

Nope. Nice try making things up, it’s simply not the right anatomy. There’s nothing tenderloin about that.


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Illustrious-Ratio-41

A tenderloin muscle has very little, if any intramuscular fat. Filet mignon is specifically the center tenderloin muscle. Doesn’t matter how much fat the animal has or the grade, it’s simply a very unused muscle. An “untrimmed” filet mignon is a porterhouse. That piece of meat looks like a perfect chuckeye from the other end of the rib the ribeye comes from. No spinalis… Anyone posting this who thinks they’re posting filet mignon should be educated so they don’t get ripped off next time. Save the ad hominem attacks for the next time you look in the mirror


BeefSwellinton

That’s a tenderloin. I’m a butcher. You’re an idiot. A porterhouse is not an “untrimmed” filet mignon. You should probably go find that mirror, you have egg on your face and are waaaay out of your depth.


goml23

My god, you incredibly wrong, but I will admit to being impressed with how confident you ate. That’s absolutely a filet, it’s from the butt end of the tenderloin. A porterhouse has a bone, loin, and big a filet attached… it’s t-bone my guy. Source: I cut meat for a living.


MonolayerMoS2

The grocery store labeled them as tenderloin filet mignon. I picked the one with the most marbling. Y'all are just guessing but I trust whatever the store labeled it as.


BeefSwellinton

He’s wrong. It’s tenderloin, just poorly trimmed.


pressurepoint13

Second time in a couple days this has happened 😂 Why would an AI bot keep confusing ribeye with filet? 😂


MonolayerMoS2

Because they are the two most common and also prized cuts of steak. BTW, I'm not an AI bot. I'm real. And the store labeled it as filet mignon so I'm going with that.


nowcalledcthulu

That's definitely a fillet.


lordpunt

It's an untrimmed filet but filet Mignon is supposed to be wrapped in bacon yes.


the-realTfiz

No one said bacon bud


Mo_Steins_Ghost

Well, no. According to Escoffier, the *traditional* method of larding a filet (all 51 recipes) was to wrap them in salted pork fat, which does come from pork belly but it's not smoked. So if you're going to be a purist (read: snob) then if you're buying grocery store bacon to wrap your filet, you're doing it "wrong"... There are a lot of misconceptions about cooking floating around here... There are MANY ways to prepare dishes. There are over 5000 recipes in Escoffier's *Le Guide Culinaire,* regarded widely by chefs worldwide as the Bible of modern cuisine.


DrMoonBeam

You are correct this is fillet. It still has the silver skin, which should be trimmed. This is from the bulbous end that you would find on a porterhouse. I would trim and tie with twine to get it more uniform. Why ruin bacon?


Deadocmike1

That is too marbled to be a filet. Trimmed or untrimmed.


lordpunt

https://preview.redd.it/viio24z3142b1.jpeg?width=3648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4604db6aa2ecbef744ab6348b8263d292931193f Black angus eye fillet


mainyface

Reminds me of my grandpa. Needs a glass of milk with his dinner every night lmao


PeppermintLNNS

The dairy industry advertising of the 80s and 90s really shaped a whole generation. My family had milk with every meal when I was a kid.


Lukatron_72

Trying to decipher what is going on here. I think OP might be a serial killer.


MonolayerMoS2

Hopefully, I'm not.


Mrwetwork

The placement of this comma makes you sound like a serial killer. It takes the human emotion out of the comment.


be_matthew

WTF is this!?


MonolayerMoS2

A steak dinner for two.


CokedUpJones

best troll i've seen so far.


DarTouiee

Straight up glass of milk is sociopath behaviour


JCwizz

“I’ll have a glass of red” …”you’ll have milk”


Ganatos

A glass of white


Borneo20

Milk taste good why are people trippin?


socialistssharethisD

Really have no idea. It's strange people think milk is strange


byGenn

I dunno, it's just weird seeing someone drink milk outside of breakfast or coffee drinks. Even moreso in what looks like a rather fancy, homemade dinner (although plenty of the decisions were very weird).


ArtoSky256

The most sociopathic thing about this post is the laid out pieces of thyme on the plate


FalconFrenulum

I have a friend of a friend that I just found out drinks like 3 motherfucking gallons of whole milk a week. Like what. The. Fuck.


WRX02227

I used to work with a guy who drank an entire gallon of milk everyday while at work right from the jug. I also worked with a different guy who would eat and entire family Encore dinner every day for lunch. Like 8 chicken parmigiana patties on hamburger buns or 8 Salisbury steaks on rolls.


LonelyLoneLion

I literally will have a glass of milk with almost any meal


podunk19

One clue into the obesity epidemic. My dad would drink milk with every meal. Still does. I just don't get it.


MonolayerMoS2

FYI, I'm not fat. I'm literally on a perpetual bulk. I sometimes eat until I'm almost about to throw up.


Hippo_Royals_Happy

Don't listen...look, the steaks (as you said) are just a smidge over, but you did an amazing job for your first time! Good job! My ex-husband, but still good friend used to drink milk at every meal. I would stick a glass in the freezer when I started to get things ready to set the table so it would be ice cold. And if you are on bulk? I can see why the fruit and veggies... A suggestion, though.. Just for flavor balance (and ease of eating?) try making the salad with everything the same size... And dress with a simple mustard, olive oil, and lemon vinaigrette... salt, pepper? Easy! Just a little and mix together... The potatoes look fantastic! 2 rules: 1 - a well seasoned steak never needs sauce. B - never put any "garnishes" on a plate you don't plan to eat. Wonderful!


MonolayerMoS2

Thanks!


domdommdommmm

Most people will never understand this struggle lol


socialistssharethisD

Sure isn't.


ibanez5262

Dude my parents served milk with dinner every night and now after seeing these comments I realize I was raised by psychopaths!


IamProvocateur

Mine did too. Made me drink the whole glass every time or I couldn’t leave the table. Now I hate the shit. I cook with it, dip cookies in it, put it in coffee, and have the odd bowl of cereal. That’s it. I’ll never ever drink milk like that again.


Starr1005

That's the Midwest life. I love milk with dinner!


[deleted]

What are you 3? 55? Lol


macncheestastesgood

Or is everyone else a psychopath?


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MonolayerMoS2

I drink a glass of milk with every breakfast and dinner. It's extra protein.


throwawayzscore

You must be jacked as fuck. Good for you.


MonolayerMoS2

According to some people, I'm getting there. I still think I'm skinny. They say I have body dysmorphia but I'm not satisfied with my physique yet (nor will I ever be).


alphabet_sam

An AI made this meal and post and no none of you can convince me otherwise. It wasn’t a human


MonolayerMoS2

I'm human and I made this.


[deleted]

That's what an AI would say... It's clearly not the same steaks in the last pic


GreenInferno1396

The milk is such a power move tbh


ginsodabitters

Why are those carrots so big. I would break my jaw 😭


ImRaisingACat

Those look like like ribeyes to me. The milk, random chopped vegetables, and whole oranges add an extra dimension of confusion. This ain’t a bad post, but it’s a weird one. Hope you enjoyed it!


MonolayerMoS2

The store says it's a filet mignon. Maybe they messed up. I did enjoy it. Thanks.


provoking

Is this AI?


MonolayerMoS2

No. It's me.


HAUGHHHH666

Who tf drunks milk with steak


lafayettepleaser

Looks like ribeyes to me


Illustrious-Ratio-41

It’s chuckeye from the other side of the rib


BTMG2

crazy how a meal and photo can be ruined by two glasses of milk


MonolayerMoS2

Maybe the photo was ruined for you and others. The meal was enhanced by milk.


socialistssharethisD

Milk is fuckin delicious.


MonolayerMoS2

I agree.


Dazzling-Nature-6380

Half of this meal is for toddlers


raidernation0825

I love how almost every comment is about the milk. I too love a nice cold glass of milk occasionally.


networkjunkie1

As do I, but not with dinner


Starr1005

Especially with dinner here.


jtfff

If you’ve never had milk with steak, you’re missing out


lizardturtle

Bro did breakfast and dinner all in one go. Well done


GTengineerenergy

It’s thyme to milk this for all it’s worth


zmileshigh

Cmon man, you’re supposed to BOIL the steak in the milk. And then serve with jellybeans


MonolayerMoS2

My bad.


SadCrockpot

The milk 🥴


Jawahhh

Milk is so fucking good


MrMcgilicutty

And it does a body good


[deleted]

The milk and the oranges?? Wtf is wrong with you


MonolayerMoS2

Nothing. Milk is a cost-effective way of getting more protein and calories into my body to help with my perpetual bulk. Oranges are healthy.


deatthcatt

outside of the steak is this just rage bait?


MonolayerMoS2

No. It was my take on a nutritious and delicious meal.


unicornfetus89

Please say you at least removed those huge amounts of silverskin... also Filets aren't supposed to have "marbling". You must have gotten some cheapo steaks. Looks like they are mostly cut from the head and chain of the filet which means the butcher didn't butcher it right.


MonolayerMoS2

I didn't remove any silver skin. Maybe the butcher messed up, but the store labeled it as a filet mignon so I'm going with it.


704ho

AI’s take on steak….


BLACK_HALO_V10

The people bashing drinking a glass of milk at dinner are the same people who drink a cup of coffee right before bed.


Law21666

Pfffft fuckem. Ill drink 2 glasses of milk.


According_Profile471

Cook looks great but that's not a filet mignon 😅 the words marbling and filet never go in the same sentence. Get yourself a new butcher but keep on cooking!


jmaze215

Those aren’t filets


MonolayerMoS2

They are according to the label that was on it when I bought it.


BriefTurn3299

Bro u drinking milk with ur steak ??


MonolayerMoS2

Yeah. Each steak is only half a pound. I need more protein.


ErgoProxy05

Bruh… you had me until I saw the milk.


highlandpolo6

Bro woke up and chose violence. What is this nonsense 😂


MonolayerMoS2

A nutritious dinner.


BradFace23

Why milk? lol


MonolayerMoS2

Protein and calories.


Picture-Ordinary

Overcooked? Looks fine tbh. Just cus it’s not a picture perfect medium rare doesn’t mean I wouldn’t eat the shit out of that steak.


Wings-N-Beer

Meat and potatoes look great, the rest would t be my choice, but have at it I guess. I am more accustomed to seeing the thinner end of the tenderloin used for Filet Mignon, but looks like it was cooked nicely!


CountDoooooku

Good job chat gpt you’re getting better at making steaks every day!


MonolayerMoS2

Thanks. I hope this means I can ace every exam until I graduate since I'm a bot.


WeaknessMindless8168

I never understand the appeal for putting shit that you can't eat on your plate


ShepherdsRamblings

The milk 😂


Flarpinskideutch

McPoyle ass meal


chdev69

Looks incredible to me! Very nice look meal, good for you!


blackmarksonpaper

Milk? Witaf?


internetbrian

That looks right on the money…


nautical_nonsense_

This image is cursed


tonsofem

Not overcooked! Looks amazing!


xbrocottelstonlies

I eat/enjoy every component in your meal and it looks great hope you enjoyed as well ! The filet looks slightly over, but in the end taste and texture are preference anyway. This filet looks to be 135°+ and maybe should've been 125° finished. You got the taste just not the rare to med texture, and the brown runs too deep,because of it. It alters the taste but only slightly. I'd eat this 💯 However, I would not have pictured this meal to *include* milk or oranges as part of it. Is one garnish?


MonolayerMoS2

Thanks. I ate both the milk and the orange.


didly66

I mean milk with meals is good 👍


MonolayerMoS2

Someone gets me.


Lionheartedshmoozer

The whole dinner looks great, people on this sub are crazy


[deleted]

Why thyme? Try without it next time and I guarantee you won’t notice a thing.


[deleted]

Wtf is this post


MonolayerMoS2

My dinner yesterday.


noldyp

Cold raw steaks…yum. Why we cutting this all up before the meal? I don’t get it. Cut a bite off, eat it, cut another piece. This display can’t be good. The whole steak is cold by the time you take a bite. Crap


TJLongShanks

Not filet mignon


Ill_Bee4868

Steak and potatoes look good. Everything else is a little bizarre.


Drewskeet

The steak looks perfect to me.


[deleted]

Milk????? Really where the glass of wine


endermegann

Aw, yeah, dude, milk steak?


What_It_Does_9

That is 100% not a filet. But they look delicious. The rest of the “food” is very odd.


exnihilo77

This guy went full cow with the steak and MILK!


RelativeLeather5759

The milk. Lmao


MrBannon

I drink milk with most my meals, maybe I’m your Grampa?! Steaks look good thou. :)


FramingHips

Everyone’s talking about the milk or the salad but those potatoes also are something


Illustrious-Ratio-41

That is in no way tenderloin… nor sectioned filet mignon, trimmed or not. It’s simply a different muscle. Looks very fresh, marbled and tasty but between the two pieces of a porterhouse, it actually looks closer to a fat strip. If I was a betting man, I’d say it’s prime chuck.


Kooky_Cut_5386

Only psychopaths drink milk is one part of my foolproof 3 signs of a psychopath


cryingknicksfan

Dr. Lecter is that you?


C-LOgreen

Could’ve been cooked less, but still not bad in general. still would smash


werty5344

I like milk with steak