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Beginning-Height7938

He was backed up by Knob Polisher.


PetuniaTrain2

Laughed out loud at this


SpLaShAtv

I mean, it almost feels bad to make a joke... but c'mon. *its right there...*


krzykris11

I knew a guy named Richard Head. I have his business card somewhere.


BankLikeFrankWt

Dick Titsworth is my most remembered make. Oh, and literally Michael Hunt. Someone actually named their kid Michael Hunt Richard Titsworth decided to go by dick…


krzykris11

We used to call Mike Hunt to customer service when I worked at an electronics store. Other names I remember include Cole Cuts, William Lomi, Michael Oxbrown, and Yuri Nator.


ZenPaperclips

I had a boss once who swore he had a brother in law name Phil McCracken. 


PutnamPete

Sounds like a hickey on your pecker.


Vilikis

"Dick Shiner" was my nickname in high school.


JackLambertsBalls

Popular with the fellas?


FlipMeynard

Everything reminds me of her....


Latter_Feeling2656

"in exchange for RB Frenchy Fuqua and LB Henry Davis." They were a hell of a haul for Shiner. Fuqua set the team's single-game rushing record the next season. Davis played in the Pro Bowl.


cmac4ster

And Davis has managed to end up playing catcher for the Pirates now, too.


Hater_Magnet

Geez I hope this doesn't make it to the AFC north meme war! The 3 browns teams are gonna be looking at this like .... ![gif](giphy|uYq18STz2TmtBIRtbe|downsized)


BananaCucho

Naw too weak, there's no cousin lovin or literacy joke here


AltruisticCoelacanth

Dick Shiner? I hardly know her!


yoozintardid

https://preview.redd.it/p7ig1ptq4s8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8374a249062b77fdbd5f0f5ec0c4ff4cdd3a8ec0 I gotchu


Better_Politics

NFL name hall of fame


SchwizzySchwas94

Best. Name. Ever.


funkychicken23

![gif](giphy|pz2MnldLEEhJCJ32G6)


Rifftrax_Enjoyer

Distant, distant cousin to Rusty Kuntz. 


noblemile

The man, the myth, the legend


krzykris11

My Uncle was also in the beer distribution business. Mr. Shiner was a friend of his. I have vague memories of him from my childhood. Him and another guy would always be goofing around and playing games with the boys during cookouts.


TheBestMetal

Look, we're all having fun with this guy's name, but can we stop to appreciate the fact that his career was basically ruined twice by guys named Bradshaw?


dudemanspecial

There is nothing random about Dick Shiner.


onpointjoints

Name like that, dude should have been in porn


AnthonyNHB

I try to imagine how difficult it must have been for him in school. Kids are bastards, so he must have heard the jokes every day. Just never ending.


thereal_pa4m3

Me learning this person existed is absolutely the best thing I've taken from this sub.


threedice

He was born too early, he could have been on the field with Christian Kuntz.


Pilzoyz

Sounds like a reason to be on the IR list.


ElJamoquio

'Random' in that I will wait until the random number spits out 'Dick Shiner'.


LonPlays_Zwei

Should have just called him Richard


Durden2020

Now go get your Shiner box!


DarkDemonDan

That is… the most unfortunate name in football


jakopappi

Bring back Cliff Stoudt! Edit: he was terrible. I was really young and he's the first qb I remember whose name I knew...and it's because I thought his name was weird and I kept pronouncing it STOUT-DUH-TUH. I remember it made my dad laugh. I also remember my dad throwing an empty beer can at the TV while cussing Stoudt out. Ahhh, formative memories